My social life problem can anyone help

[Cyberleader2000]

nope my mum is going on a super spring cleaning frenzey and its takeing everthing ive got to stop her throing my stuf out which means dare I sayy it I have been forsed to clean my stuf up

[Cyberleader2000]

ok I kind of know this is pointlesss but thort I would share well you all rember thet chairaty shop girl arfter many months of am I staying or moveing she eventily moved but heres the realy strang bit she keep my friend onhold screaning his calles for about 3 months I worked out she was screaning his calls he refused to belive me any way im geting off the point he then tells me that she has deleated all her friends off facebook that knew her lockailery befor she moved he got hold of her eventily on the phone and she says to him shes breaking all contact with people she knew back there as she will most likeley never see them again me think she must do this every fue years as it seamed well reheresed well tahst about all there you finily got you end to this long and sorie sarger. and befor you ask my serch for a women coutiouns along the parth of no results.

[Greg M.]

So by refusing to give the poor creature the jolly good seeing-to she richly deserved, not only did you cause her to move away, but she decided to erase all evidence of her life for the last year? This is like that Red Dwarf episode, 'Thanks For The Memory' taken to an epic scale.

I tell you, someday I'm going to take these 46 pages of urban alienation, bittersweet romantic disaster and post-modern existential trauma, and get a prize-winning novel out of them. Written in your inimitable prose style.

That, or a comedy series for BBC3.

But thanks for giving us the coda to what indeed has proved a saga in the truest of Icelandic senses.

[Trout]

I tell you, someday I'm going to take these 46 pages of urban alienation, bittersweet romantic disaster and post-modern existential trauma, and get a prize-winning novel out of them. Written in your inimitable prose style.

It's like Irvine Welsh without the fun bits.

[Dark Jimbo]

lockailery

Amazing.

[Cyberleader2000]

lockailery

Amazing.

Dam it and I thort I profed read it realy well how did I miss that

[johnnystress]

 

[Van Dom]

Double 
If you do happen to find any women coutiouns do be good enough to share them with us cybes!
Glad there is some kind of fullstop to this sarger alright - put it all behind you and learn from the experience. IE, next time, no so much faffing about! Good luck!

[Beeks]

Seriously..is this guy a planted comic genius?

This thread could be made into the next 'Black Books'

[Cyberleader2000]

Double 
If you do happen to find any women coutiouns do be good enough to share them with us cybes!
Glad there is some kind of fullstop to this sarger alright - put it all behind you and learn from the experience. IE, next time, no so much faffing about! Good luck!

yes if a do find a women I will start posting here again or open a new thread but the problem there lies in how to find a women im not exacley the most going out and being sochilable person in the world and befor you say clubs and bars I fealy realy uncomftable in thros sort of plases. also relised I have over 500 post on here now

[The Doctor Alt 8]

I feel like a scabby dog who's been talked to nicley by a stranger and feed a few greasy burgers... only to be kicked away when said stranger realizes that I have fleas and smell. Bloody men. I will never trust one nor fall in love. Blaime myself for my own stupididty in daring, just once to belive in someone. WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN.

[SpetsnaZ99]

yes if a do find a women I will start posting here again or open a new thread but the problem there lies in how to find a women im not exacley the most going out and being sochilable person in the world and befor you say clubs and bars I fealy realy uncomftable in thros sort of plases. also relised I have over 500 post on here now

I feel like a scabby dog who's been talked to nicley by a stranger and feed a few greasy burgers... only to be kicked away when said stranger realizes that I have fleas and smell. Bloody men. I will never trust one nor fall in love. Blaime myself for my own stupididty in daring, just once to belive in someone. WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN.

You two should get together... match made in heaven

[The Doctor Alt 8]

Ha ha ha!