Gor blimey, Meery Pawpins!

[2000AD Online]

Confession time. 'Diagnosis Murder' is one of the most enjoyable things on TV at the moment.

Hallooooo. . . What's this? Robert Culp and. . . Martin Landau's ex, Barbara Bain? ! ?

It's a bloody Mission Impossible crossover! No, really! They keep mentioning IMF!

[2000AD Online]

Napoleon bloody Solo's in it now! Robert Vaughn!

[Mudcrab]

A star-studded cast today then!! Lucky git, I only see it when I'm off work. What happened in Neighbours then?

[2000AD Online]

Not to mention Patrick McKnee! Star-studded indeed.

Um, wasn't really paying attention to 'Neighbours'. Somebody was harbouring a refugee or something.

[2000AD Online]

And, of course, Dick Van Dyke's son, Barry, of 'Galactica '80' and 'Airwolf' infamy.

Enough!

[Mudcrab]

Ah, but you admit you had it on!! Yep, hard-hitting storylines in Neighbours just now.