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Woolly

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Re: Misheard lyrics
« Reply #60 on: 14 September, 2016, 06:04:55 pm »
Only Nephilim track I know is 'Chord of Souls', and the chorus just sounds like someone shouting ARSE repeatedly.

Fucking great tune also!

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Re: Misheard lyrics
« Reply #61 on: 14 September, 2016, 10:38:05 pm »

"Onion-y un-loneliness" from Manic Street Preachers' Motorcycle Emptiness, because radio speakers were rubbish in the olden days. No - I don't know what I imagined it meant either. JDB has to mangle syntax and disregard scansion just to accommodate Edwards/Wire lyrics, so you could probably find dozens of examples from any single MSP record.

So true - but at least they print their lyrics!

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Re: Misheard lyrics
« Reply #62 on: 17 September, 2016, 01:40:36 pm »
'She'll tease you / She'll unease you / hog the bathtub just to please you.'

I defy you to ever hear it as anything else in future.
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Re: Misheard lyrics
« Reply #63 on: 20 September, 2016, 10:12:39 am »
When I first heart that hilarious/awesome overplayed song Bodies by Drowing Pool, I did not know they were saying "let the bodies hit the floor".

I had no idea, but it sounded something like "Let the body system go! Let the body system go!". Well, that's my story.

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Re: Misheard lyrics
« Reply #64 on: 25 March, 2017, 05:00:06 pm »
'Constant Craving' by k.d. lang:

Maybe a great magnet pulls/Arseholes towards truth . . .
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Re: Misheard lyrics
« Reply #65 on: 18 April, 2017, 11:13:41 pm »
Most stuff by John Michael Osbourne  :D

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Re: Misheard lyrics
« Reply #66 on: 18 May, 2017, 06:31:51 pm »
Outkast: "Hey Ya"

Actual lyrics:
Shake it, shake, shake it, shake it (oh oh)
Shake it, shake it, shake, shake it, shake it, shake it (oh oh)
Shake it, shake it like a Polaroid picture, shake it, shake it

What I heard:
Shake it, shake, shake it, shake it (oh oh)
Shake it, shake it, shake, shake it, shake it, shake it (oh oh)
Shake it, shake it like a polar bear ninja, shake it, shake it

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Re: Misheard lyrics
« Reply #67 on: 01 June, 2017, 03:06:52 am »
Just found Peter Kay's bit on misheard lyrics. Some great stuff in here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ukn2YT5jeM

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Re: Misheard lyrics
« Reply #68 on: 02 June, 2017, 02:27:26 pm »
Listening to P.J Harvey's No Child Of Mine.

She sings "I have no time for hate or love"

I heard "I have no time for anal love"  :o
Dumb all over, a little ugly on the side.

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Re: Misheard lyrics
« Reply #69 on: 20 July, 2017, 10:08:41 pm »
'Vibeology' by Paula Abdul.

Tony Hart gets namechecked twice. In the official music video, at 0.41 and 1.38.
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Re: Misheard lyrics
« Reply #70 on: 20 July, 2017, 10:32:09 pm »
'Vibeology' by Paula Abdul.

Tony Hart gets namechecked twice. In the official music video, at 0.41 and 1.38.

So he does!  Maybe she was angling to be the replacement for 'Cavatina'.