Worst Lines From Anywhere

[Slippery PD]

Without disagreeing with you about J-Lo who I dispise.  Jumped up poisoned dwarf with little talent gets all the scorn she deserves.  However, Im not so sure she has a FAT arse.  A prominent one maybe, just not FAT.  

Most women on our TV and Film screens are anything close to normal size, the camera puts something like 10lbs to a stone on most people, can you imagine how thing some of them must be to look thin on camera?  Having met a few famous women, I discovered those I thought were nice and normal sized looked impossibly thin.  As a father of a girl fast approaching their teens (next year folks), Im worried about what this says to girls and our society.  Are we gonna have more film stars like Callista Flockheart, Gwynneth Paltrow, etc.  Thin rakes devoid of personality.  Or are we going to have them more like a normal size?  (and by normal I mean size 8-10, which is still pretty thin)

Still JLo may she burn, for her crap songs and living off one OK film (the one with george clooney, which I forget the title of...)

Slips
 

[Conexus]

"Mr.Blobby!
 Oh Mr.Blobby! etc etc "

[Conexus]

The entire script of Batman and Robin

[Art]

Hey, don't be fooled by the rocks that she got.

[Richmond Clements]

Where is that Deborah line from?

It's from 'Deborah' by Marc Bolan.

[Endjinn]

"Arrgh! He's hitting me in the face!"

"I'm top bitch now!"

"I knewwwwww you'd say that"

[Byron Virgo]

"I'm crazy
For that little lady
No, no, no
she ain't shady, no"

-Lennk Kravitz tries to work out how many other words he can fit into the rhyming scheme (lazy, crazy, hazy, maise-y) whilst playing THE SAME TWO CHORDS over and over again until your ears begin to bleed

[Generally Contrary]

I think J-Lo is a crap singer and a even worse actor.

But I do like big bums.

[SiriusB]

Steven Segal - Under Seige

Crew member to Segal - 'Show us a move'
Segal smoozing large breasted lady 'Here's a move'

My, my - the class of it.

[VampiraJen]

'god damnit!' - everyone, every two minutes, Matrix: revolutions.

[Trout]

"I knewwwwww you'd say that"

Endjinn, I knew... Oh, forget it.

- Trout

[VampiraJen]

do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightening....?  the same thing that happens to everything else.

[Dudley]

The Worst Line of all time...

"I've measured it from side to side
'Tis three feet long and two feet wide."


Challenge: who wrote it and what is it describing?

[Quirkafleeg]

Wordsworth describing a pond... proving even geniuses have an off-day

But this man seemed to have an off-day, everyday

"So the train mov'd slowly along the Bridge of Tay,
Until it was about midway,
Then the central girders with a crash gave way,
And down went the train and passengers into the Tay!
The Storm Fiend did loudly bray,
Because ninety lives had been taken away,
On the last Sabbath day of 1879,
Which will be remember'd for a very long time."



And of course

"You should not drink and bake"... but actually that's so bad it's good especially the way it's delivered

[Dirty Sanchez]

Ah, McGonagall!

"Then as for Leith Fort, it was erected in 1779, which is really grand,
And which is now the artillery headquarters in Bonnie Scotland;
And as for the Docks, they are magnificent to see,
They comprise five docks, two piers, 1,141 yards long respectively."