Worst Lines From Anywhere

Grant Goggans · 16 September, 2004, 08:37:02 PM

The worst 2000 AD line is, of course, "Hey! What the hell happened to our quintuple-X-rated movie?" from Michael Fleisher's Harlem Heroes.

--Grant

technics · 16 September, 2004, 08:54:38 PM

the worst line of all time has to be from 4 weddings and a funeral where that tefal head andy mcdowell beatch says to hugh "hump a skanky crack ho" grant - "is it still raining - i hadnt noticed" when they snog at the end - supposedly cause she is so enthralled by him....

Why do I know this? My wife makes me watch this stuff.....she also likes Scarface too so its not ALL bad.....

Proudhuff · 18 September, 2004, 05:57:29 PM

I have in my hand a piece of paper...

Woolly · 18 September, 2004, 10:31:57 PM

Robin Hood - Prince of Thieves
"This is English courage.."

What? From an American? Piss off Costner!

And just how did he manage to walk from Dover to Nottinghamshire in just one day? Balls!

Woolly · 18 September, 2004, 10:33:37 PM

And whats so great about English courage anyway?

Silly twat.

Mr C · 18 September, 2004, 10:35:39 PM

Caught the train, didn't he?

The real question is why is there are a bunch of westcountry yokels in the middle of Yorkshire?

Woolly · 18 September, 2004, 11:04:41 PM

Not to mention the yanks...

VampiraJen · 19 September, 2004, 03:11:56 AM

there's nothing you can do to stop the catharsis of spurious morality!!!!

wtf?

philt · 19 September, 2004, 05:55:48 AM

Worst line ever? simple

"I got a little cooked, but I'm okay"

Richmond Clements · 19 September, 2004, 05:58:19 PM

"But I was going in to Tashi Station to pick up some power converters!"

VampiraJen · 20 September, 2004, 02:22:45 AM

'your insides serves you well'
- obi-wan, return of the jedi

Quirkafleeg · 20 September, 2004, 03:55:40 AM

"This poison is more virulent that the Australian Brown Box Jellyfish!"

Slippery PD · 27 September, 2004, 06:31:50 PM

These words are my own
yeah

Threw some chords together
The combination D-E-F
It's who I am, it's what I do
And I was gonna lay it down for you

I Tried to focus my attention
But I feel so A-D-D
I need some help, some inspiration
(But it's not coming easily)
Whoah oh...

Tryn'a find the magic
Tryn'a write a classic
Don't ya know, don't ya know, don't ya know
Waste-bin full of paper
Clever rhymes, see ya later

These words are my own
From my heart flow
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
There's no other way
To better say
I love you, I love you...

Read some Byron Shelly and Keats
recited it over a hiphop beat
I'm having trouble saying what I mean
With dead poets and drum machines
You know I had some studio time, booked
But I couldn't find the killa hook
Now you've gone and raised the bar right up
Nothin' I write is ever good enough

These words are my own
From my heart flow
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
There's no other way
To better say
I love you, I love you...

I'm getting off my stage
The curtains pull away
No hyperbole to hide behind
my naked soul exposed
Whoah.. oh.. oh.. oh.. Whoah.. oh..

Tryn'a find the magic
Tryn'a write a classic
Waste-bin full of paper
Clever rhymes, see ya later

These words are my own
From my heart flown
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
There's no other way
To better say
I love you...
I love you, is that ok??

I came in to work, just after listening to this awful track and the first verse is more awful than the rest.

SLips

SiriusB · 27 September, 2004, 06:41:40 PM

And she has a very annoying voice.

Richmond Clements · 27 September, 2004, 06:46:16 PM

My wife bought the album.
It. Is. Shite.