+++ Baby Eyebrows Iminent +++

Wils · 08 October, 2004, 04:20:30 PM

I have just received textual confirmation that Mrs Eyebrows has gone into labour and that the first Mini-Brows will at some point soon be entering the world.

On request, it falls on me the honour to instigate...

The Baby-Brows Sweepstake!

To take part, simply have a guess at what time and weight Baby-Brows will be, and any other details you may feel important.

e.g.

Time born:
Weight: (Imperial measures would probably be best. Bloody Europeans and their 'keelograms')
Number of heads:
Forked tongue: YES/NO
Laser vision: YES/NO
etc...

Prizes yet to be confirmed, but will be announced at a later date.

Aside from the sweepstake, I'd like to wish Matt, Sara and baby all the best, for today and for the future.

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longmanshort · 08 October, 2004, 04:26:20 PM

As much as we taunt him, he's a top bloke and his wife's lovely - hopefully everything goes well with the birth, but if he asks, tell him I cackled mercilessly at the imminent end of his freedom ...

Time born: 3am tomorrow
Weight: 7 pounds, 9 ounces
Number of heads: 1, boringly
Forked tongue: NO, but with cloven hoof
Laser vision: YES, green

The Amstor Computer · 08 October, 2004, 04:26:47 PM

Time born: Between 5 & 6 tonight
Weight: 6lbs 5oz
Number of heads: Just the one ;-)

I also suspect the baby will emerge from the womb clutching a Wacom Tablet, complaining about having to draw "bloody fields"...

All the best, guys!

Dudley · 08 October, 2004, 04:33:10 PM

Best of luck to the Eyebrowses - can only repeat that he's a top, top bloke.

Time born: 4:55 a.m. tomorrow.
Weight: 6 pounds 3 ounces
Heads: One

Father will pass out on multiple occasions during birth. Will start many gushing and sentimental posts on this board with the words "As a father, you get a new perspective..."

Richmond Clements · 08 October, 2004, 05:11:55 PM

4am tomorrow
8lb 4oz
Forked tail
Alpha rays

Bolt-01 · 08 October, 2004, 05:36:54 PM

Time born: 11:30 Friday night
Weight: 7 pounds, 13 ounces
Number of heads: 1, but there is a funny birthmark
Forked tongue: NO
Laser vision: Just X-ray

Best of luck to you all.

Bolt-01

gavzilla · 08 October, 2004, 05:46:52 PM

Time born: when the planets aline
Weight: are you talking measurements in Earth gravity?
Heads: 1
Forked tongue: Yes
Laser vision: No
This will be the 'V' Star Child.

Mikey · 08 October, 2004, 05:47:03 PM

1:26:30 AM
Weight:About twelve hours.Oh...

One head,2 arms legs and the usual human stuff

BUT-ONE BIG EYEBROW!

M.

Smiley · 08 October, 2004, 05:52:10 PM

Time born: 7.30 PM
Weight: 8 lb, 3 oz.
Number of heads: 1
First words: Ma-ma-meh-muh-mol-cher.

longmanshort · 08 October, 2004, 05:54:57 PM

First words: Ma-ma-meh-muh-mol-cher.

Heh, you can't pin this one on me - I only met his wife a couple of months ago.

'The Comics Fan Always Rings Twice ... then knocks repeatedly until someone answers' ;o)

House of Usher · 08 October, 2004, 05:59:24 PM

Put me down for 3:10 am 9th October (sorry, LMS - I thought of it before I saw what you'd gone for.

7lbs. 6 oz.

A boy.

House of Usher · 08 October, 2004, 06:01:54 PM

(actually, I think we already know it's a boy, don't we?)

longmanshort · 08 October, 2004, 06:03:06 PM

Heh, no worries mate ...

I personally believe it will be a big girl (like her father) - s'funny how we automatically assume it'll be a boy!

longmanshort · 08 October, 2004, 06:04:39 PM

Unless he's already said it's a boy and I missed that. But I'm sure he said he expected it to be female ... or non-male at least ;o)

Oddboy · 08 October, 2004, 06:05:24 PM

We don't know gender yet, do we?

Gender: male
Time: 8:36pm, 8th October 2004
Weight: 6lbs 5oz
Number of sixes on scalp: 3