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Gentlemen boarders are awarded one yellow star for every 50mm of wang.  Ladies similarly accrue status from their chubbublies (sp?), but the metric is more complex due to the tastes of the admin staff.  Green stars indicate prodigous size, but so septic as to be useless.  Despite his shortcomings, Roger gets some charity stars because his Mom is filthy.  Vincebot recently had 6 inches lopped off the end of his, but I'm sure he feels better for it.

Welcome to the monkey house, willthemighty.

OI I've only got two stars?

My "chubbublies" are 38d... they deserve more than that!!!

So... that's another use for Viagra..... 

Another guilty pleasure of mine is terrible films...
rendered hilarious by the Mystery Science Theater team...

Never heard of them?
Type in MST3k into YouTube....

Hmmm it would appear so...

What is this?
A contest?

You know somewhere, someone has hurriedly packed a suitcase, grabbed their passport and bought the next available single plane ticket out of the country....

Could I ask... when this picture contest is finnished... Do we get another one?
Can anyone put one up?
Sure I can find something....   

I've mysteriously got a cut on my thumb.

and it's damn sore...

And a picture of Legandary shark..

relaxing...

Blackfriers...

with an attitude of holier than thou...