Life is riddled with a procession of minor impediments

[wild-seven]

...being on steroids for over 10 years has left me with skin like tissue paper

Small price to pay for Olympic Gold!

The tiddlywinks gold will be MINE in 2012!

[Proudhuff]

bloody students 

[Banners]

I'm dealing with a company called "Spook Erection". I mean, come on...!

M@

[uncle fester]

It's certainly topical...

[Dandontdare]

I'm dealing with a company called "Spook Erection". I mean, come on...!

M@

What on earth do they do? Sell viagra to ghosts or put up haunted scaffolding?

[vzzbux]

Relief for the horny dead.







V

[Colin YNWA]

And when you say dealing with them...???

[Roger Godpleton]

This raspberry cider is pretty gross.

[Noisybast]

Try raspberry beer instead.
Mmmm, Frambosenbier...

[Banners]

What on earth do they do? Sell viagra to ghosts or put up haunted scaffolding?

It's to do with a show of "The Little Shop of Horrors", so I thought they may be making the big plant (aka Audrey II) and do stuff like that - which would make the name quite good I suppose. However, they do car boot sales. And their logo - unless I'm misinterpreting it - is of a ghost with a bulge in its trousers. Ahem.

M@

[Richmond Clements]

a ghost with a bulge in its trousers.

Patrick Swayze?

[House of Usher]

I STILL haven't made it to the shops to get Prog 1658. 


(wondering what car boot sales have to do with Little Shop of Horrors)

[TordelBack]

(wondering what car boot sales have to do with Little Shop of Horrors)

Maybe the boot in question is in a Renault Eclipse?

[wild-seven]

I'm dealing with a company called "Spook Erection". I mean, come on...!

M@

Hurr hurr, you said SPOOK 

[Tiplodocus]

Thought we'd sneak out to the cinema tonight but there's nothing but horror films and bland rom coms on. Mrs Tips doesn't do horror and neither of us are keen on a bland rom com.