Anyone good at crosswords?

[JayzusB.Christ]

Heads up, Tordelback, the new Viz is out and you have until the 4th to send in the crossword. Fifty pound prize - you could probably do with it. 

Here's one to whet your appetite -

Ought to clinch desperately, as turtle's head makes contact with kecks (8, 5)

[Buttonman]

Touching Cloth!

[JayzusB.Christ]

Nice work, Button. You're not just a pretty Microsoft Paint job.

[JayzusB.Christ]

Zombie-thread time.

Help me to help you to help me.  I have one clue left in the Viz crossword, and I could win £50.  Which I need, since I've just gone way over my internet broadband limit and owe O2 a shitball of money.

Anyway:  19 across, 7 letters: 
17 a bowler like Flintoff?  _u_c_i_

(Bearing in mind that the answer to 17 down is 'FUCK'. It is Viz, after all.)

Tordelback? Anyone?

[TordelBack]

Quickie?

[JayzusB.Christ]

Nice one, lad, I knew I could rely on you.  I'm pretty sure you're right, but I don't quite get it (maybe because I haven't a clue about cricket).  Obviously a quickie is a type of fuck but the Flintoff bit eludes me.

[TordelBack]

 'Freddie' Flintoff, best English fast bowler of many years.

It's an affliction.

[JayzusB.Christ]

You're a genius.  Thanks, my good prof

[JayzusB.Christ]

When I win my fifty quid off Viz I'll stand you a pint.  Or three, if they're still doing 1.99 cask ales in Wetherspoons in Blackrock.