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#16
Fair play, best of luck with it. I wonder if it's the same Parisian ninja master I know, Arnaud Cousergue? I've trained at a couple of big events in his dojo in Paris.  Standout memories include him demonstrating the effectiveness of his conditioned fingernails on my sternum (ow), and him telling me that the knot in my belt 'must look like a p*ssy'.
#17
Creative Common / Re: Does my Art look big in this?
12 April, 2024, 08:50:15 AM
Quote from: staticgirl on 16 March, 2024, 11:08:24 AMWell hello old thread. Just got a million notifications and remembered this existed!  :lol:
Well I might as well post my latest image. 'It's not meant to be historically accurate' she said hastily in case any archaeologists are blowing a gasket.


Ah, that's lovely. Whatever that untranslatable Portuguese word is for 'nostalgia about something you've never experienced', I have it.
#18
Creative Common / Re: Cover Puns
12 April, 2024, 08:47:42 AM
Quote from: paddykafka on 28 March, 2024, 10:49:37 AMHarry 20's High on the Rock.

Harry becomes addicted to crack-cocaine.




Well, I laughed out loud.


Cassandra And 'Er Son - well, you can fill in the rest.

Turkey Murder- It's Christmas on Termight.
#19
Books & Comics / Re: Whats everyone reading?
11 April, 2024, 01:32:10 PM
My one starts with the guy trying to save his wife and kid. Now you say it, the beginning where Stu and Co are drinking beers at the petrol station may have been the better beginning, as I'd already forgotten the first bit.

My one is also set in 1991. Ah well.   And it has The Kid, who for some reason looks more like a 50s thug than a 90s one, or even a 70s one.
#20
Oddly enough, as I was reading this, a man who looked exactly like the young Kev O'Neill walked past.

Also came across this on FB the other day; apologies if it's been posted here before.
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/bUbsZmrR3exWdDAC/
#21
Books & Comics / Re: Whats everyone reading?
11 April, 2024, 09:53:14 AM
Funnily enough, it didn't really occur to me at the time how fucked up it was, presented as it was as an impromptu magical ritual for... I can't remember, but for something. But yeah, it was fucked up, and clearly the product of King's coke addict phase.

King dicked around with The Stand, then?  Hopefully not in a George Lucas way.
#22
Books & Comics / Re: Whats everyone reading?
11 April, 2024, 09:19:10 AM
Think I read the space turtle one about 20 years ago - absolute excellence until the space turtle arrives. And the underage orgy, for that matter  :o
#23
Books & Comics / Re: Whats everyone reading?
11 April, 2024, 08:11:32 AM
I really hated Garth's run on Dredd - sometimes my dislike of it probably crossed over into the irrational; I just really resented that John Wagner had been replaced by someone who was clearly inexperienced and didn't really seem to understand the nuances so meticulously put in place in the preceding years.  I remember I knew someone from my student days who was a mate of Garth's, and I really hoped I wouldn't have to meet him and pretend that I liked his stuff.

Nowadays, I honestly think he's one of the best writers comics has to offer.  The likes of Crossed, for all its lurid violence and depravity, is for me at least a profoundly moving look at how human relationships endure in the face of horror.

Speaking of which, I'm reading Stephen King's The Stand for the first time.  I've really lost my reading habit and tried to get back into it with Alan Moore's Jerusalem, but my brain just isn't ready for that yet, so I've given up and gone with something less taxing.

The Stand is great, though, it really is.  It's very different from how I imagined it to be - in fact it's more like the Walking Dead without the zombies, and without the repetitiveness.
#24
I hadn't heard of that, not having sprogs myself, but I've just looked it up.  Genius!
#25
Off Topic / Re: This is the News!
10 April, 2024, 05:40:49 AM
I've reached an age where some of my peers are banging on about how 'soft' the younger generation are, as if our generation had to endure the trenches or the Blitz rather than play Nintendo games and watch Bullseye.
#26
Off Topic / Re: This is the News!
09 April, 2024, 10:19:28 PM
Quote from: Funt Solo on 09 April, 2024, 06:38:22 PM(The high school I attended didn't have open gayness. That's because open gayness was unsafe, not because nobody was gay.)

Same here. Funnily enough, not 5 minutes I was messaging an old friend from primary school. When we were about ten he told me to put my hand on my hip with one hand then pretend to bounce a tennis ball with the other, before telling our peers to 'look at the gay boy'. I had no idea what he meant.

He's happily married to another man these days. How far we've come.

Sorry, a bit off topic, and more about growing up in the 80s than growing up in the countryside, though I did both.
#27
Off Topic / Re: This is the News!
09 April, 2024, 03:19:52 PM
Quote from: Jim_Campbell on 09 April, 2024, 02:58:05 PM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 09 April, 2024, 02:32:35 PMfor a pack of comic nerds we're surprisingly non-toxic.

Sez you, fuck-face.

 :D
#28
Off Topic / Re: This is the News!
09 April, 2024, 02:32:35 PM
Quote from: Richard on 09 April, 2024, 02:18:17 PMExcept this forum!

Aye, there's the odd spat of course, but for a pack of comic nerds we're surprisingly non-toxic.
#29
Prog / Re: prog 2377: Come fry with me!
09 April, 2024, 07:45:25 AM
I like that cover and also appreciate the Tharg covers. Actually thought it was Boo Cook at first glance.

I'd like to see a similar, religion-themed cover with the caption 'Come fry ...AAGGGHH', but that's why Tharg is Tharg and I'm not.
#30
Off Topic / Re: This is the News!
09 April, 2024, 07:37:58 AM
Thanks Funt, appreciate the comprehensive answer to my question.  And yeah, I suppose I'm a bit stuck in my Liberal bubble and shy away from the reality that there are a lot of bigots and / or gullible people out there.

The people I know on this side of the Atlantic who like him, Christ help us all, generally fall into the gullible camp (though of course there's no shortage of bigotry here either).  They've either gone down QAnon-style internet rabbit holes about paedophilia cover-ups, or bought into the idea that 'woke'='bad' and the Democrats are somehow all about spreading woke ideology.  Or they believe the Democrats are somehow far-left Marxists, even though they're to the right of the most right-wing mainstream parties here. Though we're catching up, sadly.