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: Worst Music Videos Evah Thread.
: Pete Wells 20 January, 2009, 08:04:05 AM
I applaud Satchmo for introducing me to the awful, awful, awful AmerUHcaH video which had tears of laughter and despair running down my cheeks - see it here http://http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KP2u9CvPgwg&feature=related

I wanted to start a worst music video ever thread so we can see more. I'll start by throwing The Christmas Shoes into the hat. This video just blows my fucking mind everytime I watch it, just stunningly awful:

http://http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KP2u9CvPgwg&feature=related

Can anyone beat it?
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: Pete Wells 20 January, 2009, 08:18:14 AM
Damn it, sorry folks, here's the correct link to The Christmas Shoes:

http://http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=VNsvE33pRSw
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: Wils 20 January, 2009, 09:02:51 AM
Skeletal Family - Promised Land

Great song, rubbish video. Could they look any more uncomfortable?

http://http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=41AqlPjc-Wc
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: LARF 20 January, 2009, 09:11:01 AM
Fish and Tony Banks - Shortcut to somewhere

http://http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=afX1yoI7YwA
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: Roger Godpleton 20 January, 2009, 10:07:37 AM
Jan Terri: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OE2l6CPna ... re=related (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OE2l6CPna4M&feature=related)

Hoff at his Hoffiest: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsF ... re=related (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8&feature=related)
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: TordelBack 20 January, 2009, 10:25:17 AM
Look you lot, cut it out.  I have "yii, yii, c'mon, yii" going round and round in my head as it, now I have "I donwanna lose you...  (misses note) tonight" as well.  C'mon. Yii.  

Holy shit, I have bionic fingers now.  So much for that New Year's resolution.
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: Bouwel 20 January, 2009, 10:31:53 AM
Ladies and gentlemen. I bring you...the worst beat-box ever:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6hBG0PpkYkA (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6hBG0PpkYkA)

-Bouwel-
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: TordelBack 20 January, 2009, 10:40:14 AM
Does that guy know that he can watch the videos he makes before he posts them?
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: radiator 20 January, 2009, 11:33:32 AM
I assume everyone will have already seen this one, but a list of bad music videos wouldn't really be complete without it.

"I hope my black brothers feel the same like me..."

http://http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WIf7_ZDGSHQ
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: Roger Godpleton 20 January, 2009, 11:56:18 AM
See my sig Radie?
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: radiator 20 January, 2009, 12:05:31 PM
I have sigs disabled so no.
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: satchmo 20 January, 2009, 01:10:42 PM
This thread wouldn't be complete without The Kersal Massive.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uja3W-ibi ... re=related (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uja3W-ibifc&feature=related)
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: TordelBack 20 January, 2009, 01:24:39 PM
C'mon.  Yi.  C'mon. Yi.

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGHHHHHHHH why won't it STOP
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: satchmo 20 January, 2009, 01:28:31 PM
Sometimes people make a war Tordelback, nothing we can do about it.
Check.
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: Dark Jimbo 20 January, 2009, 01:34:36 PM
Best bit is after pale-as-the-grave chorus bloke sings 'Don't know what it's for', and he says, disgustedly, 'Business,' as though imparting some great political insight.

C'mon, yiiiiiiih.
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: satchmo 20 January, 2009, 02:45:25 PM
Ted Bovis experiences the Heart of Darkness.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lUEV3NtYBNA&NR=1 (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lUEV3NtYBNA&NR=1)
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: Ignatzmonster 20 January, 2009, 03:02:28 PM
: "Dark Jimbo"
Best bit is after pale-as-the-grave chorus bloke sings 'Don't know what it's for', and he says, disgustedly, 'Business,' as though imparting some great political insight.

C'mon, yiiiiiiih.

And the fact that he managed to recruit not one but FOUR tone-deaf warblers to sing his chorus.

Tu-pac rest in peace.
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: satchmo 20 January, 2009, 03:09:58 PM
Ignore my last post, Ted Bovis experiences the Heart of Darkness EXTREME EDITION.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJvGdOC6D ... re=related (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJvGdOC6D1Y&feature=related)
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: Roger Godpleton 20 January, 2009, 03:24:24 PM
And the fact that he managed to recruit not one but FOUR tone-deaf warblers to sing his chorus.

He's clearly kidnapped them.
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: Dark Jimbo 20 January, 2009, 03:43:55 PM
: "Godpleton"
And the fact that he managed to recruit not one but FOUR tone-deaf warblers to sing his chorus.

He's clearly kidnapped them.

I'm convinced he dredged the bloated body of that second one out of a canal only moments before the video. I've never seen a guy so pale.
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: satchmo 20 January, 2009, 03:51:06 PM
Speak's wikipedia page implies that guy is a vampire.
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: Ignatzmonster 20 January, 2009, 03:54:11 PM
: "Dark Jimbo"
: "Godpleton"
And the fact that he managed to recruit not one but FOUR tone-deaf warblers to sing his chorus.

He's clearly kidnapped them.

I'm convinced he dredged the bloated body of that second one out of a canal only moments before the video. I've never seen a guy so pale.

I'm pretty sure they are all suspected Chechnyan resistance that he was transporting to headquarters for execution. Filled with the pathos of the moment and being the bat-shit crazy, he decided to make a detour and and drop some knowledge on the world first.
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: Ignatzmonster 20 January, 2009, 03:55:49 PM
: "satchmo"
Speak's wikipedia page implies that guy is a vampire.

Word?!
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: satchmo 20 January, 2009, 04:03:36 PM
Yep, it says this too:
"Speak's deeply moving lyrics have struck a chord with the disaffected youth of an empty generation yearning for answers."

I think the vampire theory might be more plausible.
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: Dark Jimbo 20 January, 2009, 04:04:25 PM
: "wikipedia"
His first single, "Stop the War", was explicitly political. In it, Speak weaves a complex tapestry of political philosophy

Ha!

: "wikipedia"
His own assessment, that "this is an anti-war song, at that time, after September 11, this was just timely", may underestimate the song's subtleties. This ignores the internal evolution present in "Stop the War": Speak takes us on a philosophical journey through extremist Wahhabism, Marxism, and finally optimistic Post-9/11 philosophy.

This is too funny.

: "wikipedia"
Speak's addition of the word 'bisness' (business) after the word war draws connections and connotations towards the military-industrial complex, highlighted by Dwight D. Eisenhower. He carefully alludes to a multifaceted paradigm in which war is carried out as business and, more thought provokingly, that war is now a tool for multinational profit. Parallels can be drawn from Speak's controversial statement to the ongoing privatization of the American Armed Forces and the the hypothesized secret cabal of big-business insiders running the current Bush Administration. With this short message Speak is silently asking for a lifting of the moral zeitgeist to stop the entrenchment of war itself in the nation state.

Do what?! Who exactly wrote his wiki page? Peterwolf?
: Re: Worst Music Videos Evah Thread.
: Bouwel 20 January, 2009, 04:28:45 PM
That's a helluva lot of conjecture on that wiki based upon some tone-deaf warbling.

Sometimes a crap song is just a crap song (badly sung).

-Bouwel-
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: Pete Wells 20 January, 2009, 08:26:21 PM
Sniff! Some beautiful videos on here, please keep 'em coming.
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: Bouwel 20 January, 2009, 08:45:31 PM
I now bring you the worst Bruce Sprigsteen song ever.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yErhglOXIxM (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yErhglOXIxM)

Let's count the number of notes he hits together on one hand.

-Bouwel-
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: the shutdown man 23 January, 2009, 02:37:10 PM
I humbly present Freaxxx, by Brokencyde, a horrible fusion of electronica, hip-hop and emo (or screamo as I think it's called). Check out the girl at the two-minute mark who looks absolutely disgusted to be there.

http://http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0
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: TordelBack 23 January, 2009, 03:40:32 PM
Cheeses crust, what a pair of goobers - that is just foul.  Pass me my No. 1-blade clippers and my castratori, Ma.
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: satchmo 23 January, 2009, 03:43:45 PM
That might be the worst song I've ever heard...
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: Pete Wells 23 January, 2009, 03:46:08 PM
Holy shit Shutdown Man, that Brokencyde stuff was horrible!
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: the shutdown man 23 January, 2009, 03:51:03 PM
Yup, it seems to have that effect on pretty much everyone who sees it.
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: LARF 23 January, 2009, 04:03:41 PM
bag o' wank
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: Roger Godpleton 23 January, 2009, 04:04:30 PM
That sounds like a really rubbish version of Pop The Glock, which is awesome but I expect some of you puritanical rock fans will find something to complain about:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eG-brC_NG ... annel_page (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eG-brC_NGNU&feature=channel_page)
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: Roger Godpleton 24 January, 2009, 11:15:23 PM
How the hell could I forget this classic? NSFW, and it'll awake Adrian Bamforth from his slumber as the Gay Agenda takes over the world.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU)
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: Pete Wells 25 January, 2009, 12:09:58 AM
Oh man, I watched all of that 'What What' video - I need to scrub my eyes!
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: Peter Wolf 25 January, 2009, 12:23:25 AM
I said what what was that shit.
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: Radbacker 25 January, 2009, 04:19:13 AM
big night, bad idea looking at this thread i now need to pour drano or something in my heaqd to clear it.

CU Radbacvker
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: Roger Godpleton 26 January, 2009, 01:13:26 PM
Mawkish US Evangelist bullshit ahoy! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pimVLk15i ... re=related (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pimVLk15iqQ&feature=related)

Abortion is a thorny issue which invokes strong reactions from both sides of the debate. If you're a pro-lifer, then that's ok. Just remember that your on this asshole's team. Be careful when watching cos around 1:40 he replicates the mating call of Cthulu. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eaeJ60Zazvk (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eaeJ60Zazvk)

As one commenter put it: "Someone check this guy's backyard for dead hookers".

Parody: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=kk16Xz8IW ... re=related (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=kk16Xz8IWNk&feature=related)
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: Richmond Clements 26 January, 2009, 06:21:47 PM
: "Bouwel"
I now bring you the worst Bruce Sprigsteen song ever.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yErhglOXIxM (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yErhglOXIxM)

Let's count the number of notes he hits together on one hand.

-Bouwel-


*Splutter*
You're dead to me now, Bouwel..!!
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: Bouwel 26 January, 2009, 08:30:54 PM
Don't worry, just join the long line of Springsteen fans waiting to kill me (including my ex-boss).

It's a knack I have ;)

-Bouwel-
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: Peter Wolf 26 January, 2009, 10:06:53 PM
I just watched Brokencyde .Awful.Rented girls and Range Rovers.Annoying screaming kid.Obnoxious.The screaming kid hogs the bottle of drink and doesnt share any.

Worse than that was Uffie who looks to be about 14 rapping about Glocks with the sound effect of a pistol with a revolving magazine like a Smith and Wesson when she should have used the smooth click of a column magazine being loaded.Cant understand her lyrics but the tune was alright.

More research needed next time.

Even worse than that was the evangelical video that was showing Indians living in poverty.They must be the nice poor people wheras they missed out the poor Iraqi or Palestinian children.

Trash goes into my mind and then out again.
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: Roger Godpleton 26 January, 2009, 10:21:20 PM
Here is Kanye West's new single, which is possibly the first mid-life crisis rap song. Curse you wretched Auto Tune!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=gWzlD7Lc6w8 (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=gWzlD7Lc6w8)
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: Pete Wells 26 January, 2009, 10:38:29 PM
Maaan, that little Markie fella freaks the shit out of me. His anti abortion song was disgraceful, I wonder how much money he made form it?
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: Peter Wolf 26 January, 2009, 10:57:24 PM
I listened to 60 seconds of Kanye West.No point listening to any more as its all the same.

"dry your eyes mate - theres plenty more fish in the sea.."

Lil Marky is like some kind of creepy comedy act and if i was god i would have struck him down with lightning a long time ago.I like the way his voice goes into Pinky and Perky/chipmunk mode.

 :lol:
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: I, Cosh 26 January, 2009, 11:05:19 PM
Not a particularly bad video, but this fits pretty well with the song that started the thread. I heard this on the radio when I was on the holiday and I was too stunned to change the station on the radio.

Hear the Statue of Liberty shaking her fist (http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAI9MjWRS4Y)
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: the shutdown man 02 February, 2009, 10:49:15 AM
Oh, did someone say more American propaganda?

http://http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=u0yVaHKcs9E&feature=related
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: Roger Godpleton 16 February, 2009, 06:22:00 PM
Thought Sometimes People Make a War was bad? Well here is fellow Tupac devotee Ja Rule. The last minute and a half or so is simply a masterclass in egotistical self-regard. Check the ~ACTING! at 5:32.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZonJcCJU ... re=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZonJcCJUT-8&feature=related)
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: TordelBack 16 February, 2009, 07:27:03 PM
Oh my.  That is just appallingly bad.  And when did they embalm Patrick Swayze?
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: Pete Wells 16 February, 2009, 08:44:01 PM
Man I love those American propaganda songs, they're so bad they're good!
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: TheEdge 17 February, 2009, 10:05:43 AM
R kelly theres a midget in the closet.
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: radiator 17 February, 2009, 10:52:22 AM
You mean this?

http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViqkNZL_akE
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: TordelBack 17 February, 2009, 11:32:56 AM
The whole R Kelly opera transcends this genre of the painfully awful - it's actually more than a little brilliant.

"...the man was a midget (midget) (midget)" is one of my favourite lines from anything.
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: radiator 17 February, 2009, 11:46:59 AM
He did another batch of episodes recently, but apparently they are deliberately funny, as if the whole thing has always been a big joke, and we're all laughing with R Kelly, not at him. He's fooling no-one.
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: Roger Godpleton 17 February, 2009, 11:58:22 AM
Are you sure the midget isn't just a child?
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: Wils 17 February, 2009, 12:17:48 PM
: "Godpleton"
Are you sure the midget isn't just a child?

If it was a kid, R Kelly would jump back out of the closet to piss on him.
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: TordelBack 17 February, 2009, 12:59:14 PM
B'dum tish, Wils, b'dum tish!

and we're all laughing with R Kelly, not at him. He's fooling no-one

Funny is as funny does.
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: Roger Godpleton 17 February, 2009, 01:23:34 PM
Whilst we're on the topic of pederasty, here's ubiquitous Auto-Tune hack Akon not apologising for groping a teenager.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS7aULdHo24 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS7aULdHo24)
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: Peter Wolf 17 February, 2009, 05:30:23 PM
This :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-wGMlSuX_c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-wGMlSuX_c)

Everything about it.Her ,the lyrics,her voice,her face,the video,the music,the production - everything.

"I want fuckloads of diamonds..." and even worse and even more distateful than that : "I hear people die while trying to find them...."  

The production has that horrible synthetic Pro-Tools sound to it plus the overuse of what sounds like a Yamaha DX7 synth.It sounds dated yet its new.

Pathetic garbage.
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: TordelBack 17 February, 2009, 06:36:43 PM
I think that Lily Allen song is rather clever (to the extent that I'd contemplate buying the album - "I'll look at the Sun, I'll look in the Mirror", I like), although the video is hard to watch.  I should note here that I have legendarily terrible taste, and I do seem to be in a uncharacteristically positive humour today, feck knows why.
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: Roger Godpleton 17 February, 2009, 06:40:12 PM
and I do seem to be in a uncharacteristically positive humour today, feck knows why.

Feck doesn't know, but I do.
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: Peter Wolf 17 February, 2009, 09:27:19 PM
: "TordelBack"
I think that Lily Allen song is rather clever (to the extent that I'd contemplate buying the album - "I'll look at the Sun, I'll look in the Mirror", I like), although the video is hard to watch.  I should note here that I have legendarily terrible taste, and I do seem to be in a uncharacteristically positive humour today, feck knows why.


Its the positive humour .Have an early night and you will be alright again in the morning.
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: M.I.K. 17 February, 2009, 11:39:54 PM
: "peterwolf"
"I want fuckloads of diamonds..." and even worse and even more distateful than that : "I hear people die while trying to find them...."
You seem to be taking those lyrics at face value. You probably shouldn't be. I am in agreement with Tordelback regarding the rather cleverness of it and I actually quite like dated sounding stuff every now and then, although I can see how her voice could get on some people's nerves a bit.

I don't see what's wrong with her face exactly, and bringing that into the argument just seems incredibly rude and insulting, not to mention irrelevant.

Video is quite crap though.
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: M.I.K. 18 February, 2009, 12:08:50 AM
...and I just listened to "Everyone's At It" or whatever it's called and it reminds me of the tune that plays in CJ's Elephant Antics on the ZX Spectrum.  So I like that Lily Allen song too. :D
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: satchmo 18 February, 2009, 01:04:54 AM
Christ, I'd forgotten all about Brokencyde until today...
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: johnnystress 25 February, 2009, 03:30:01 PM
: "peterwolf"
This :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-wGMlSuX_c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-wGMlSuX_c)

Everything about it.Her ,the lyrics,her voice,her face,the video,the music,the production - everything.

ahh poor lily  

I think she's alright;)
(http://http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00723/Lily_Allen_723475a.jpg)
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: Bouwel 25 February, 2009, 04:34:49 PM
Good heavens! What a charming peach of a gal.

-Bouwel-
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: TordelBack 25 February, 2009, 05:02:40 PM
And she remembers to put on a pair of knickers too, a definite plus for the average pop-starlet in my book.  Can't bear the thought of the poor dears catching a chill when they go out to the disco in that shockingly forgetful frame of mind.
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: Roger Godpleton 25 February, 2009, 06:53:00 PM
As we all remember, Nu-Metal was pretty much the worst musical genre ever. Well here is the zenith of that movement's retardness. Couldn't find the actual video. The ending is the greatest thing ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_kTgYuMgIU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_kTgYuMgIU)
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: Dandontdare 27 February, 2009, 10:28:49 PM
it's all about the key, see? (http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6xFppDmGR8)
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: Bouwel 28 February, 2009, 07:25:19 AM
That looks like an Alan Partridge spoof video.
Also, why does everything in the German language sound like something shouted at you as you speed through an illegal check-point?

-Bouwel-
(Who may or may not be awake yet)
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: Roger Godpleton 01 March, 2009, 06:27:42 PM
To celebrate The Prodigy's new album reaching number 1 let's go back to 2002/whenever and see the most craptacular comeback single in the history of pop music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVL1u1eLX3I (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVL1u1eLX3I)
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: Bouwel 01 March, 2009, 06:31:47 PM
And to think I once used to like them. Oh well.

-Bouwel-
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: Roger Godpleton 01 March, 2009, 07:23:41 PM
You ruin everything Akon. Please go away.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdF-VT2XmtU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdF-VT2XmtU)
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: Roger Godpleton 05 March, 2009, 04:21:37 PM
Never before have I wanted to hit a child so badly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6pMD1qhedE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6pMD1qhedE)
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: Roger Godpleton 06 March, 2009, 08:39:41 PM
Just been reminded of this video's existence. It's the horrific Bizarro world version of "Call on Me".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANLySahi3fs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANLySahi3fs)
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: ThryllSeekyr 08 March, 2009, 02:02:41 AM
Watching that with the sound turned right down.

I thought female models/dancers very nice to look at. After googliong the name SpaceDust ( Thats a popular junk food I recall from my childhood.) and the song. I found out that they ( The bloinde african looking woman.)  have no reall connection to the song or the music duo that they apprently ripped it off to make thsi song.


The men were really silly looing.
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: Dandontdare 08 March, 2009, 11:59:42 AM
: "Godpleton"
Just been reminded of this video's existence. It's the horrific Bizarro world version of "Call on Me".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANLySahi3fs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANLySahi3fs)

Shit song, but there's nothing wrong with that video! (except the bloke in leopard skin dressing gown and pants.)
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: ThryllSeekyr 09 March, 2009, 03:28:55 AM
It's really hard to find video I think are absolutely awfull, so I will just settle for those that I would normally be embarrassed about.

http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfUY7iM0oLo

http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs_sB-oq5_I

Those girls are hot


Both these pieces of music  were hard to get out of my head if played early in the morning.
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: vzzbux 13 March, 2009, 09:50:19 AM
Gahhhhhh  :o . Barry Manilow. Subjected to this too much when I was a kid what with my mum absolutely loving his music, wonder if it is classed as child abuse.
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: JayzusB.Christ 15 April, 2009, 11:24:21 AM
I'm sure everyone's seen this video, but it's often occurred to me how utterly unsuitable it is for the song.  Nothing screams 'disco' like a slow stroll through a bombsite, eh.

http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCAjmuA1HDk

And forget Akon:  Here's Danny Elfman. Welcome to Paedogeddon!

http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA
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: Peter Wolf 15 April, 2009, 04:44:24 PM
I bet that no one knew that The Land Of Make Believe was actually about "the creeping values of Thatcherism" to quote the songwriter who wrote it.
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: JayzusB.Christ 15 April, 2009, 06:47:30 PM
Funnily enough, I was just thinking about that Buck's Fizz video today, and was thinking about putting it on this thread.  Didn't realise it was done already. When it came out, of course, I thought it was absolutely ace. But let anyone doubt my coolness, I would like to reiterate that I also had an Adam Ant stationery set.

Here's another dodgy Elfman one for good luck. Note the imagery inspired by the 'skeleton in the closet' line.  Good tune, though. Why have I never heard of Oingo Boingo before this year? I also didn't realise that the Keith Flint-alike was Danny Elfman until well after seeing the video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J27uyUiOKNs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J27uyUiOKNs)
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: Bouwel 15 April, 2009, 07:26:33 PM
I would like to reiterate that I also had an Adam Ant stationery set.

I thought I was the only one.

This is what it must be like when doves cry...

-Bouwel-
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: JayzusB.Christ 15 April, 2009, 11:44:29 PM
Put it there, my man!
For years all my relatives had to read their thank-you letters at Christmas with Stuart Goddard sneering at them from the edge of the page.
I'm sure there's a 'stand and deliver' joke about the Adam Ant envelopes there somewhere.
But yeah, the doves are absolutely bawling right now
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: Peter Wolf 15 April, 2009, 11:56:52 PM
I always thought the lyric to the chorus of Stand and Deliver was "Stand and Deliver .....Your money or your wife...." but i could be wrong.
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: JayzusB.Christ 16 April, 2009, 12:01:44 AM
'Life', I think. At least that's what they used to sing in my primary school, followed by '...or your baldy-headed wife'.  Another side-splitting parody was 'Stand in the river, my feet are getting cold'.

Ah, yes, with such inspired satire it's easy to see how Jonathan Swift was an Irishman
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: Peter Wolf 16 April, 2009, 12:20:03 AM
"Stan and his liver......you're running away from my knife......"
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: JayzusB.Christ 16 April, 2009, 11:59:30 AM
That was the Jeffrey Dahmer version.
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: Bouwel 16 April, 2009, 05:38:05 PM
I can't hold any moral high-ground on this one as I used to think that the titular line from the Elvis song 'I'm all shook up' was 'A marsh-ica'.

I know, I know...

-Bouwel-
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: Peter Wolf 16 April, 2009, 11:53:09 PM
This kind of thing can ruin music sometimes.I ruined Teardrop/Massive Attack by thinking that part of one of the verses sung by Liz Fraser was "Most faithful Marrow ....Fearless Samurai..." and it was never the same after that.
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: Roger Godpleton 17 April, 2009, 12:19:12 AM
Try this on size deaf people and yes, it is English.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzFl6sWHmXI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzFl6sWHmXI)
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: Bouwel 17 April, 2009, 05:55:51 PM
That only just sounds like English. What're they doing to the words to make it sound like that? Was the PC keyboard missing letters when they typed it out or something?

-Bouwel-
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: Ignatzmonster 27 April, 2009, 01:48:29 AM
The singer's name translates to The Mute and the title to "Cocaine Party." Enjoy?

http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l12Csc_lW0Q
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: Roger Godpleton 27 April, 2009, 11:14:03 AM
This stupid song won't leave my head.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gghZdq5iaAc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gghZdq5iaAc)
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: Roger Godpleton 05 May, 2009, 09:18:49 PM
STOP PRESS

BLAZIN SQUAD STILL EXIST.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3DLgsoZ ... annel_page (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3DLgsoZnWY&feature=channel_page)
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: Roger Godpleton 03 February, 2012, 09:32:32 PM
Once seen and heard, it can never be unseen and unheard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6j4f8cHBIM&ob=av2e
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: O Lucky Stevie! 14 April, 2012, 04:07:47 AM
Dedicated to those who still dream of Gerard O'Neill's High Frontier

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeHLS-1Tac8&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeHLS-1Tac8&feature=related)
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: Roger Godpleton 09 July, 2012, 10:21:30 PM
Here it is, folks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPzhUp8mWgs
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: TordelBack 09 July, 2012, 10:30:21 PM
Roger old boy, when you bring it, you bring it.
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: Frank 09 July, 2012, 10:37:11 PM
Here it is, folks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPzhUp8mWgs

That can't be a real video. Is that one of those things where kids just use footage of them playing Warcraft and put their own soundtrack over the top?