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Title: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 11 June, 2012, 02:32:01 pm
Why can't anythread stay on topic here?
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Post by: JOE SOAP on 11 June, 2012, 02:45:38 pm
A spaceship controlled by boiled eggs & a flute!
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Post by: SmallBlueThing on 11 June, 2012, 02:58:37 pm
Big mahoosive tits!

SBT
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Post by: Dandontdare on 11 June, 2012, 03:17:52 pm
Have you tried Wensleydale?
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Post by: Spaceghost on 11 June, 2012, 03:19:28 pm
Zen and the art of Steam Powered Wanking Gauntlet maintenance.
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Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 11 June, 2012, 03:22:41 pm
This is everything that is wrong with comics today!
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Post by: TordelBack on 11 June, 2012, 03:25:51 pm
Stop talking amongst yourselves and listen to my tale of work/unemployment/family related angst. 
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Post by: Proudhuff on 11 June, 2012, 03:37:35 pm
I knew you were gonna say that
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Post by: mygrimmbrother on 11 June, 2012, 03:39:18 pm
Stop talking about American things and let's watch the greatest film ever made.
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Post by: Noisybast on 11 June, 2012, 03:44:12 pm
I still say his helmet's too small.
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Post by: TordelBack on 11 June, 2012, 03:45:28 pm
I still say his helmet's too small.

F*ck off Scott.
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Post by: Trout on 11 June, 2012, 03:50:37 pm
I still say his helmet's too small.

F*ck off Scott.

Reported.
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Post by: Richmond Clements on 11 June, 2012, 04:04:33 pm
When are we going to see a trailer???? Pull your finger out, Rebellion!
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Post by: radiator on 11 June, 2012, 04:33:47 pm
Just popped in to say this thread should be so exciting, but it's awful and you're all so stupid and boring.

I love saying nasty things, me. I'm just so very grumpy - you'll never know what I'll say next!

I'm leaving the board forever now BYE!
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Post by: TordelBack on 11 June, 2012, 04:36:44 pm
Right, that's it.  You might think you got in ahead of me, Radiator, but you're obviously just doing it to annoy me so I don't care. 

I remember when this board was just wall-to-wall witty treatises on 2000AD, not so deep as to be termed pseudo-intellectual twaddle mind, but insightful and entertaining.  Now it's either wankers making attacks on creators or wankers getting upset about attacks on creators.  The Life Spugs thread is nothing but whining and moaning and the Political Thread is full of nothing but politics, and to be honest I have no idea how any of Off-Topic section relates to the purpose of this forum.

And don't get me started on the Ignore function, I'm too busy reading these gobshites' five-million posts a day to work out how to use it.

I've had it.  I'm off to Facebook to complain about this board and pretend I don't read it anymore, but when I do I'm shocked.

Goodbye. 

For ever.

I mean it.

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Post by: LARF on 11 June, 2012, 04:37:08 pm
I'm back!!!!
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Post by: Proudhuff on 11 June, 2012, 04:52:49 pm
lol, <3 WOW oMG! <<< <3   xxx chill old fellas
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Post by: radiator on 11 June, 2012, 04:57:09 pm
Did someone tangentially mention Aliens? I hate Aliens. I know, I know - everyone loves that movie, but I hate it! I think it's the worst film ever made. Crazy, right?
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Post by: Spaceghost on 11 June, 2012, 05:22:37 pm
If you fucking like Doctor fucking Who or in fact have any opinion other than the right one (mine), you're a fucking worthless twat who's probably never even done sex up a lady so fucking get out of my site you fucking worm.
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Post by: Bolt-01 on 11 June, 2012, 05:43:26 pm
Buy Dogbreath.
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Post by: TordelBack on 11 June, 2012, 05:46:45 pm
I wish people wouldn't come on here just to sell their rubbish.  What makes you think the sort of people who come here to discuss comics would be interested in your comic?  If it's good enough it should sell itself.  Did Siegel and Schuster need to spam us endlessly to make their millions?  I don't think so.
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Post by: Jon on 11 June, 2012, 05:55:34 pm
Look at my pitcher!

(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/25024/ShitDredd.jpg)

I should be in the prog!
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Post by: LARF on 11 June, 2012, 05:59:09 pm
Look at my pitcher!

(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/25024/ShitDredd.jpg)

I should be in the prog!

Not enough links in the chain.
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Post by: Buttonman on 11 June, 2012, 06:04:12 pm
Long walk for me.
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Post by: TordelBack on 11 June, 2012, 06:06:00 pm
And when oh when are we getting Halo Jones Book IV, eh? 

Let's face it, if DC can be really creative and progressive in flogging a 25-year old story to death against the wishes of its creator instead of using its best talent to come up with something new and maybe better, why the hell doesn't Tharg follow suit?  Doesn't he like getting big green column inches into Bleeding Cool?  Moore clearly gave implicit permission for Gibson to do all the Pirate Queen stuff when he allowed Davis and Baikie to fuck up do more DR & Quinch and Skizz, and anyway he's worse than Hitler for ripping off OC & Stiggs and ET and being a child pornographer in the first place, the doped up hypocrite.  Anyway, Gibson better draw it exactly the same way as he did back then, none of this mcMahon 'his style has evolved' shiteology.  His recent RoboHunter stuff was rubbish.

So tell me Rebellion, when is my all-time favourite strip coming back? 
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Post by: Richmond Clements on 11 June, 2012, 06:43:09 pm
What about them there Jews, eh?
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Post by: Spikes on 11 June, 2012, 06:56:17 pm
Wonder how Cyberleader is getting on with that lass? Any updates?
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Post by: Mister Pops on 11 June, 2012, 07:03:13 pm
I disagree with you and generally I find your whole schtick annoying. YOU MUST BE SC*J*

Why haven't the mods banned you yet? This sort of thing wouldn't happen if Roger was a mod.

And here comes TLS to explain how this is all the fault of Private-Money and the Banking system
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Post by: SmallBlueThing on 11 June, 2012, 07:04:39 pm
Will NO ONE think of the tits?!!?

SBT
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Post by: TordelBack on 11 June, 2012, 07:25:36 pm
I am sitting
In the morning
At the diner
On the corner

I am waiting
At the counter
For the man
To pour the coffee

And he fills it
Only halfway
And before
I even argue

He is looking
Out the window
At somebody
Coming in

"It is always
Nice to see you"
Says the man
Behind the counter

To the woman
Who has come in
She is shaking
Her umbrella

And I look
The other way
As they are kissing
Their hellos

I'm pretending
Not to see them
And Instead
I pour the milk

I open
Up the paper
There's a story
Of an actor

Who had died
While he was drinking
He was no one
I had heard of

And I'm turning
To the horoscope
And looking
For the funnies

When I'm feeling
Someone watching me
And so
I raise my head

There's a woman
On the outside
Looking inside
Does she see me?

No she does not
Really see me
Cause she sees
Her own reflection

And I'm trying
Not to notice
That she's hitching
Up her skirt

And while she's
Straightening her stockings
Her hair
Is getting wet

Oh, this rain
It will continue
Through the morning
As I'm listening

To the bells
Of the cathedral
I am thinking
Of your voice...

And of the midnight picnic
Once upon a time
Before the rain began...

I finish up my coffee
It's time to catch the train
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Post by: Link Prime on 11 June, 2012, 08:05:32 pm
Amazing digital comic sale on Comixology today.

And...

An Oirish 'accent' for me posts from now is de only way ta go. Dis is de best Brit-baitin loada troipe I can tink of. Feck it sure lads.
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Post by: TordelBack on 11 June, 2012, 08:20:15 pm
I remember a comic I read in the 70s mighta been the 80s think it was a Judge Dredd comic but maybe not been in the Judge Dredd story but there was this one bit where this guy hit another guy, mighta been a robot or an alien I forget and there was a sound effect like you used to get in those things.  Anyway I traced that for my art project and got a B.  Can anyone send me a scan of the picture?  You could send me the whole issue if you have it. 
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Post by: TordelBack on 11 June, 2012, 08:20:24 pm
Anyone?
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Post by: TordelBack on 11 June, 2012, 08:21:34 pm
Come on, I'm in a hurry here.  I thought you nerds knew everything.  Screw this, I can get every issue on comic on Pirate Bay anyway.  Thanks for nothing losers.
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Post by: Mister Pops on 11 June, 2012, 08:34:10 pm
Does anyone know what the capital of Andorra is?

I could have asked google and got an answer instantly, but I thought it would be easier and more convenient to log on to this forum, find the appropriate thread to post this on (or mayhaps start an entirely new thread) and then wait for an indefinite amount of time to see if anyone knows.

Now, while I'm waiting for my answer, I think I'll do some dodgy photoshopping of the Dredd movie's promotional material. WHY ISN'T THERE A TRAILER? COME SEPTEMBER I WON'T ENJOY THE MOVIE BECAUSE THE TRAILER'S NOT OUT YET
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Post by: Richmond Clements on 11 June, 2012, 08:39:16 pm
Hi!

I've just found a load of old comics in my loft, and I'm wondering if anyone can tell me how much they're worth?
I've got an old copy of 2001AD - issue 1785. I'll let it go for £300.
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Post by: vzzbux on 11 June, 2012, 09:15:08 pm
She needs a good fucking.




V
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Post by: Roger Godpleton on 11 June, 2012, 09:44:43 pm
My lawyers shall be in touch.


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Post by: Mister Pops on 11 June, 2012, 09:52:14 pm
*bump*
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Post by: Minkyboy on 11 June, 2012, 09:53:48 pm
Should be fine if you can just wiggle a bit of cheese in there, tight as you can.
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Post by: Roger Godpleton on 11 June, 2012, 09:54:56 pm
American comics are so dumb and stupid. Apart from the Walking Dead. You never know which two dimensional cipher is going to die next in that comic. I also like Preacher because that had swearung and violence in it but it also had some incredibly cloying sentimentality in it and some rote characterization so it gave the illusion of not being for dummies. Also I like The Boys because they say that superheroes are dumb and I hate superheroes because they are so dumb. I hate it when they bring characters back from the dead or retcon deaths so they were alive the whole time. Give me Nikolai Dante any day.
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Post by: Mister Pops on 11 June, 2012, 10:04:14 pm
I can quote venerated historical figures, so clearly I am right and you are wrong
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Post by: Roger Godpleton on 11 June, 2012, 10:09:31 pm
Pat Mills is the greatest comic writer of all time and he is better than Alan Moore or John Wagner. He is so iconoclastic because he did a comic where the villain was a racist and also he said that superheroes were dumb and an adolescent power fantasy. David Bishop and Andy Diggle should pay for their crimes against Pat Mils.
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Post by: Mister Pops on 11 June, 2012, 10:11:12 pm
Have you even met the internet?
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Post by: vzzbux on 11 June, 2012, 10:12:20 pm
I love star wars me. Any others out there share my interest.





V
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Post by: TordelBack on 11 June, 2012, 10:17:39 pm
I've had sex loads of times.  I don't like to talk about it. 

But feel free to ask.
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Post by: Mister Pops on 11 June, 2012, 10:33:15 pm
I love star wars me. Any others out there share my interest.


GEORGE LUCAS IS HITLER YOU IDIOT
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Post by: Spaceghost on 11 June, 2012, 10:40:36 pm
I also loved Star Wars as a child to the point where, when I saw The Phantom Menace, my brain effectively refused to process the information that it was the worst film ever made and a travesty of all Star Wars stood for. I will now happily spend hours of my precious, dwindling time on Earth, typing out long, long paragraphs explaining why The Phantom Menace CAN'T be a very, very, terribly shit film because Star Wars made me so happy as a child. Now I must lie to myself and never admit it...

Never...

Still six years old... Still six years old...
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Post by: TordelBack on 11 June, 2012, 10:52:05 pm
Having a comedy name hasn't made me bitter at all.
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Post by: Roger Godpleton on 11 June, 2012, 10:59:38 pm
Totalhack now has 13337 posts so he's so leet he has an extra "e".
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Post by: Richmond Clements on 11 June, 2012, 11:07:42 pm
namedrop, namedrop, namedrop - hey! Look at me LOOK AT ME- I've got tits and everything! ME ME MEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Post by: Roger Godpleton on 11 June, 2012, 11:12:49 pm
trolololololol stop bullying me just because i am a woman. i was trolling all of you but i was doing it in a way that isn't really trolling because I just wanted to stimulate discussion. i did one term at university but i had to drop out because i didn't hand any assignments in because my mum got sick or whatever so now i am exempt from criticism.
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Post by: The Enigmatic Dr X on 11 June, 2012, 11:18:56 pm
What's that song that goes "la - la la la - la"? It's got "love" in one of the verses.
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Post by: vzzbux on 11 June, 2012, 11:21:47 pm
I hav sean sum fiqures sold in japon and wont sumwon to by them four me. any tackars.




V
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Post by: Spaceghost on 11 June, 2012, 11:28:05 pm
I... I just want to know that you all love me...
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Post by: Minkyboy on 11 June, 2012, 11:30:38 pm
Hi long time listener, first time caller here.

I used to read 2000ad then gave up in the 90's.

WHY CAN'T I POST IN THE NEW MOVIE THREAD YOU ELITIST FACISTS?!

No I haven't read the account approval forum rules or stickies, why?
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Post by: TordelBack on 11 June, 2012, 11:42:09 pm
What's that song that goes "la - la la la - la"? It's got "love" in one of the verses.

For the last time, IT'S PRONOUNCED SLAWN-YEH.
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Post by: Roger Godpleton on 11 June, 2012, 11:43:17 pm
You should all stop being mean to that person.
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Post by: TordelBack on 11 June, 2012, 11:44:09 pm
Roger Godpleton may be the most gifted poster I've ever read; gifted not just because of his imagination, his energy, his originality, but because he has access to the unutterable, because he can look inside a person and discover the unique essence of their humanity. To read him is to have yourself taken apart, undone, touched at the place of your own essence; it is to be turned back, as if after a long absence, into a human being.
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Post by: I, Cosh on 11 June, 2012, 11:45:15 pm
When do you think Thryllseeker will get let out again?
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Post by: Roger Godpleton on 11 June, 2012, 11:46:25 pm
IMPEACH THRYLLSEEKYR
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Post by: Roger Godpleton on 12 June, 2012, 12:08:43 am
Have I ever told you about my kids? Children are the greatest thing a man can do. I feel such a sense of achievement that I was too much of a dumbass to pull out that one time as now I have smaller versions of myself that I can vicariously fulfill my pathetic ambitions with.
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Post by: radiator on 12 June, 2012, 12:29:19 am
Everything modern is so terrible and young people these days are all idiots.

Everything in the world was so much better in the 1980s, which coincidentally was when I myself was young.
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Post by: Roger Godpleton on 12 June, 2012, 12:35:48 am
Everyone who works in the public sector is a freeloader. I heard that public sector workers are given chairs that aren't the most spartan and utilitarian models in the chair catalogue. I think they should all be fired for no other reason than that I am squeamish about the existence of a public sector.
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Post by: Mister Pops on 12 June, 2012, 12:45:00 am
This whole thread has gotten out of hand and reading it's just making me despair. Frankly, I have better things to do than show all you pathetic virgins the error of your ways, because my awesome life is way way better than yours. This will be my last word on the subject. Losers
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Post by: Spaceghost on 12 June, 2012, 08:01:08 am
That's it. I'm leaving this forum FOR EVER.

I am now going to stand in the rain wearing a big leather cowboy hat and clench my fists while looking moody and sulking...

Goodbye inferior organisms.
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Post by: skurvy on 12 June, 2012, 08:45:06 am
Why can't anythread stay on topic here?
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Post by: Trout on 12 June, 2012, 09:44:39 am
We already did a thread like this, nine years ago:

http://forums.2000adonline.com/index.php/topic,6430.msg82498#msg82498 (http://forums.2000adonline.com/index.php/topic,6430.msg82498#msg82498)
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Post by: Proudhuff on 12 June, 2012, 11:11:17 am
SOME people know the thread for everything but the value of nothing, what is the value of nothing?
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Post by: radiator on 12 June, 2012, 11:49:37 am
WHY CAN'T ALL COMIC ART BE REALISTIC AND DETAILED AND FREE OF IMAGINATION!?!!?!

I only like realistic comic art like Simon Bisley, and I can't stand cartoony, childish comic art like Mick McMahon or Darwyn Cooke.

If I liked all that cartoony stuff I wouldn't be reading comics!

CARTOONY comic art makes me fucking sick!
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Post by: radiator on 12 June, 2012, 11:53:55 am
Hi guys I found this amazing brand new picture from the new Judge Dredd film and as obviously none of you will have ever seen it before I am going to start a brand new thread about it

(http://www.shadowlocked.com/images/stories/news/010_November_2010/23/karl_urban_as_dredd.jpg)
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Post by: Roger Godpleton on 12 June, 2012, 12:10:00 pm
I love metal, me. Here are some of the metal bands I have been listening to lately. Slayer are better than the Beatles.

Killblood: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZOW8ZuLG2o

Trogsmorg: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRxzLYElZi4

Sire of Trogsmorg: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtH68PJIQLE

Vengeance of the Bilvardorg: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJL1APHzyCw

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Post by: Spaceghost on 12 June, 2012, 12:32:33 pm
Hi guys I found this amazing brand new picture from the new Judge Dredd film and as obviously none of you will have ever seen it before I am going to start a brand new thread about it

(http://www.shadowlocked.com/images/stories/news/010_November_2010/23/karl_urban_as_dredd.jpg)

His helmet's too big and his chin's too small and his shoulder pad's too small and his badge looks too much like the badge from the Stallone film and that corridor doesn't look futuristic enough and where are the fatties and uglies and aliens and robots and face-change machines and cyborgs and ape gangsters and mutants and Judge Death and Walter the wobot and Max Normal and flying cars and spaceships and dimension jump technology and time machines and if they don't adress EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY PETTY QUIBBLES AND MAKE THE EXACT JUDGE DREDD FILM I WANT THEN IT WILL BE RUBBISH AND A TOTAL FAILURE AND where is the trailer? Is there a trailer yet? If there isn't a trailer yet that is PROOF THAT THIS FILM WILL BE RUBBISH. If I was in charge of marketing this film I would havve released 20 trailers the day after the project was announced and then released a further 20 trailers EVERY DAY until the films release and loads of pictures and everything as well.
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Post by: SmallBlueThing on 12 June, 2012, 12:46:26 pm
The mere fact that you on this forum are fans, buy the comic every week and support to the best of your ability everything connected to the comic within reason- and are more likely than most to support wider british comics and creators- is exactly the reason your opinions should never be listened to. Everyone here is shit, their opinions are baseless shit. Everyone else in the world- those who dont buy the comic, probably will never buy the comic, and dont even really like comics- they are the ones to be listened to. And anything you may think or say about films is also baseless shit simply because you are on this forum. Do not question your masters. They create, you consume. Know your place.

SBT
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Post by: Colin YNWA on 12 June, 2012, 12:50:30 pm
I love metal, me. Here are some of the metal bands I have been listening to lately. Slayer are better than the Beatles.

Killblood: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZOW8ZuLG2o

Trogsmorg: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRxzLYElZi4

Sire of Trogsmorg: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtH68PJIQLE

Vengeance of the Bilvardorg: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJL1APHzyCw

Damn beat me too it... but I'll say it anyway to get my post count up.
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Post by: Dandontdare on 12 June, 2012, 12:51:44 pm
      You are ignoring this user. Show me the post (http://HAHA SUCKERS!)
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Post by: Colin YNWA on 12 June, 2012, 01:02:11 pm
      You are ignoring this user. Show me the post (http://HAHA SUCKERS!)

Who said that?
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Post by: Roger Godpleton on 12 June, 2012, 01:04:38 pm
Did I mention that I have a hot wife?
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Post by: radiator on 12 June, 2012, 01:22:38 pm
I'm afraid that I don't find that sort of thing funny, as being a parent means I no longer have a working sense of humour about such things.
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Post by: radiator on 12 June, 2012, 01:25:01 pm
Everyone who buys an Apple product or who even thinks about buying an Apple product is a total arsehole.

I HATE POPULAR THINGS!!!!!!!
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Post by: Richmond Clements on 12 June, 2012, 01:27:28 pm
Of course, I can appreciate this a lot more that you can, because I read the original comic is was based on and saw the anime years ago.
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Post by: Roger Godpleton on 12 June, 2012, 01:34:31 pm
Please sign my petition to ban money and crops that are grown with money. Others may say that my knowledge of macroeconomics and agriculture could be generously be described as rudimentary, but it is clear that those people are under the employ of George Soros/ Rothschilds/ Rockerfellers/ Monsanto/ the Jews (highlight as applicable) and I can just imply that this is the case whenever anyone disagrees with me. In the covering letter I have used all caps on certain words as that will help the recipient understand the thrust of my argument a lot quicker.
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Post by: radiator on 12 June, 2012, 01:45:05 pm
FFS! I clicked on this thread discussing this specific film/TV show/comic book/etc in good faith and I DID NOT expect to see SPOILERS for said film/TV show/comic book.

Shame on you all.
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Post by: Richmond Clements on 12 June, 2012, 01:53:42 pm
Somebody famous had died. :-(
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Post by: radiator on 12 June, 2012, 02:04:57 pm
Seeing as we're all like-minded fans of sci-fi and comics, I thought I'd start a thread for discussion of the trailer for some forthcoming wretched teen comedy movie drivel.
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Post by: Proudhuff on 12 June, 2012, 02:05:14 pm
Does anyone want to look at wimmins underware?
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Post by: Minkyboy on 12 June, 2012, 02:22:36 pm
Your mother is extremely promiscuous and we have all had carnal knowledge of her.
(Except Cyber and Batson)
(But they watched)

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Post by: Richmond Clements on 12 June, 2012, 02:23:47 pm
Look at all the pictures of my toy dolls!
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Post by: Proudhuff on 12 June, 2012, 02:26:16 pm
How do I post piktures here?
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Post by: Spaceghost on 12 June, 2012, 02:29:10 pm
Yay!!! I bagged the new prog thread!!!

I haven't actually read it yet and, for all you know, I haven't even seen it yet either!!!

I'll post an in depth review later after my mum has helped me with the big words!!!
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Post by: Colin YNWA on 12 June, 2012, 02:35:30 pm
I've got a rilly impotent thang to say and my spellin' well not in eny way got into the wey o myself saying my pont. What is gud.
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Post by: Noisybast on 12 June, 2012, 02:36:46 pm
Here's an important plot point from the new episode of that show you've been following. Y'know - the one you were planning to watch tonight? Well I watched it this afternoon, so I thought I'd casually toss it into a completely unrelated thread for a laugh. I'm so very clever it may just kill me.
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Post by: Proudhuff on 12 June, 2012, 02:41:54 pm
you're clever?

look who I compare the Dark Judges to:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/ba/The_Three_Stooges.jpg/250px-The_Three_Stooges.jpg)

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: Roger Godpleton on 12 June, 2012, 02:47:01 pm
BWWWAAAAARRRRRRR
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Post by: Spaceghost on 12 June, 2012, 02:54:32 pm
OK, here's my review!!!

Cover - Cool!!!

Dredd - Cool!!!

Strontium Dog - Oooh! Cool!!!

Zaucer of Zilk - Don't know what's happening but - Cool!!!

Future Shock - Wow!!! My brain hurts!!! Cool!!!

Zombo - Ha!!! Cool!!!

Overall - COOL!!!

Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 12 June, 2012, 02:55:34 pm
well I think the exact opposite (contd)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Dandontdare on 12 June, 2012, 02:55:45 pm
I'm better than you because I type in colour
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Trout on 12 June, 2012, 03:00:04 pm
Don't forget to add xx

xx
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 12 June, 2012, 03:17:21 pm
Look, when I said I wanted your opinions on my art/Writing, I meant *nice* opinions!
If you try any constructive criticism I shall take it as a personal insult and flounce off.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 12 June, 2012, 03:18:17 pm
That reminds me of the time I was going down on a girl and she squirted and it landed on my Star Wars poster so it looked like she squirted on Han Solo. This thing totally happened. I have such an interesting life. Did I mention I have a hot wife?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Trout on 12 June, 2012, 03:51:25 pm
Now I will say something provocative about the mods, just to see what I can get away with.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 12 June, 2012, 04:27:35 pm
Ill tell you whats really provocative, closing the forum down for 3 days - thats provocative. Seriously what were you guys smoking thinking?
Tharg if your reading this, id be an excellant mod. And to prove it ill get this thread back on track....

Does anyone know what the capital of Andorra is?

Its Andorra la Vella, pops.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Kowalsky (formerly JudgeGumpty) on 12 June, 2012, 04:39:15 pm
and then simply serve, perhaps add a little chopped parsley as a garnish.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 12 June, 2012, 05:10:57 pm
Now I will say something provocative about the mods, just to see what I can get away with now.

Yes, indeed why should I bother reading any posts before I post this, just in case someone else has posted virtually the same sentence!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Buttonman on 12 June, 2012, 06:18:09 pm
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c118/button71/Kylie-Minogue-118-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Trout on 12 June, 2012, 06:50:15 pm
Watson wins again!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 12 June, 2012, 06:59:27 pm
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c118/button71/Kylie-Minogue-118-1.jpg)

^ this
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: LARF on 12 June, 2012, 07:13:15 pm
Wow! I'd riot foam her :-)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: LARF on 12 June, 2012, 07:17:24 pm
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sAgO15986lo/TOlCVDsJPMI/AAAAAAAABYY/SUhAAMNBPrU/s1600/1290117195221.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 12 June, 2012, 07:23:10 pm
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/funny-gifs-talk-about-intelligent-design.gif)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Modern Panther on 12 June, 2012, 07:32:02 pm
Its my birthday!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: LARF on 12 June, 2012, 07:35:23 pm
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/funny-gifs-talk-about-intelligent-design.gif)

DEFINITELY SHOULD BE DREDD...

I mean he may be 80 odd, but he'd def. not take off the helmet
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 12 June, 2012, 08:11:54 pm
Stop threadjacking the threadjacking thread!

We're supposed to sarcastically post in the style of response we find most annoying. See my next post for an illustration.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 12 June, 2012, 08:12:30 pm
^ this.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 12 June, 2012, 08:46:09 pm
^that
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Buttonman on 12 June, 2012, 08:53:21 pm
This was covered in my previous thread.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 12 June, 2012, 09:04:39 pm
Even though your incisive post proved me a fool, I shall restate me original argument in a slightly different form, appended with insults on your character.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Trout on 12 June, 2012, 09:14:33 pm
We have decided to hate our own customer base, because that's not commercial suicide.

You people are on thin ice.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 12 June, 2012, 09:17:25 pm
Hey ... people, can't we all just agree that everyone's opinions are equally valid? And that the prog is the best it's EVER been?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 12 June, 2012, 09:24:20 pm
Shit in a box.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Pete Wells on 12 June, 2012, 09:27:48 pm
There's a new cover on my blog!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 12 June, 2012, 09:38:46 pm
^ this
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: I, Cosh on 12 June, 2012, 09:40:20 pm
Here's some more garishly coloured clip-art. You can't say anything bad about me because at least I am trying.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 12 June, 2012, 09:50:14 pm
Read my shitty small press book!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Trout on 12 June, 2012, 09:57:28 pm
I may have been baying like a wolf for the new product that is now available, but I have decided to hate it because it is very slightly different from what I wanted.

No, I didn't tell anyone what I wanted.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Zarjazzer on 12 June, 2012, 10:03:34 pm
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a126/reptileking_/tankcat.jpg)

(from the Image comics Caturday section)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 12 June, 2012, 10:03:55 pm
Americans suck, 'cos they just do. Bloody Yanks.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 12 June, 2012, 10:08:02 pm
tl;dr
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 12 June, 2012, 10:09:25 pm
^this
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Trout on 12 June, 2012, 10:10:48 pm
Who said that?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: exilewood on 12 June, 2012, 10:32:06 pm
I used to really enjoy eating Tesco's vegetarian chicken keivs, in fact I ate the very first vegetarian chicken kiev ever made, beacuse the guy that invented them stole the idea from me, but the other day I went to my local Tesco only to find they'd changed the colour of the box. How could they do this? Why? I LIKED the box that colour. This made me so incredibly incredibly ANGRY that I went out and punched a cyclist in the frote which was entirely his fault completely for cycling near me when I was REALLY ANGRY & everyone knows that you shouldn't make me angry because I'm an expert in all martial arts. Anyway, I'm never ever going in another Tescos as long as I live. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE? They're probably communists. But thy're only pretending to be communists. They don't even know what that even means! I wrote the communist manifesto!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: LARF on 12 June, 2012, 10:38:40 pm
Stinking bishop
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 12 June, 2012, 10:42:27 pm
WHY IS BURGER KING CLOSED!???!!!!!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spaceghost on 12 June, 2012, 10:45:09 pm
Hey, I hope I didn't offend you then. I was just trying to say that I think you're an utter cretin and you're completely wrong about everything.

No offence, yeah?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 12 June, 2012, 10:45:36 pm
Quote from: Somebody=topic=36237.msg682689#msg682689 date=13395354477
(http://i.imgur.com/PxWNt.jpg)
Look at Anderson's tits!

^Pathetic, just pathetic. Its stuff like this that brings 2000ad down to the level of those other comics.
Please remove this image.














now that ive saved it.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 12 June, 2012, 10:46:53 pm
Stinking bishop

David Bishop was responsible for turning the prog around from the dark days of the Nineties to its present glory. That's not my opinion, that's a quote from some guy called David Bishop- talking about himself in the third person- in Thrillpower Overload.

Thank heavens he did, because the prog is the best its EVER been!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 12 June, 2012, 10:48:01 pm
Anyone who objects to that image is a humourless scold. It is just intended to be fun. FUN. If women don't like it they should make better dinners.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: exilewood on 12 June, 2012, 10:51:51 pm
I'm currently reading "Animal Farm", a book you've probably never heard of by George Orwell who's a guy who wrote books far too clever for you.

Anyway, I'm sure you have no idea what it's about because you never heard of it before I just mentioned it, so here's a synopsis I cut & pasted from wikipedia -

Animal Farm is an allegorical novella by George Orwell published in England on 17 August 1945. According to Orwell, the book reflects events leading up to and during the Stalin era before the Second World War. Orwell, a democratic socialist,[1] was a critic of Joseph Stalin and hostile to Moscow-directed Stalinism, especially after his experiences with the NKVD and the Spanish Civil War.[2] In a letter to Yvonne Davet, Orwell described Animal Farm as his novel "contre Stalin".[3]

Also you'll notice by the frequency of my posts in this thread, that I read about 15 novels a week, all of which you've never heard of by obscure novelists such as Franz Kafka & Herman Hesse.

They're not books that I read ten pages of when I was 16 then gave up on. They're what I'm reading NOW.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 12 June, 2012, 11:29:54 pm
Its my birthday. ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME.

Have I told you I like Star Wars?




V
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 12 June, 2012, 11:38:43 pm
Fucking Labour Shagging up the country. aint never voting for them again. Bunch of arses.

God Fucking Tories shagging up the ruined country I mean I would have expected them to have sorted it out within the first few years of their term. aint vever voting for them again. Bunch of arses




AN Other.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 13 June, 2012, 01:03:02 am
^THAT
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 13 June, 2012, 01:06:39 am
^<>\/ everything
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 13 June, 2012, 01:24:14 am
*bump*
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: WhitBloke on 13 June, 2012, 04:37:28 am
Mate, don't encourage him.  He's obviously ARSOM!.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 13 June, 2012, 06:50:06 am
That's exactly the kind of thing Scojo would say ...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 13 June, 2012, 07:48:33 am
Stop persecuting that poor man.  He's not doing any harm, just expressing an opinion.  If anyone is mentally ill, it's you people. 
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Colin YNWA on 13 June, 2012, 08:28:01 am
What do you mean the marketing droid is aiming events, competitions and products at new readers, NEW READERS????!!!! They might want different things than me. Why isn't everything aimed at the literally 10s of middle aged men who have been reading since it started and always will do?

All 2000ad celebrations should be in my lounge and all competitions run by Tharg coming around to my house and asking me some questions.

Its not fair!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Trout on 13 June, 2012, 09:08:59 am
What do you mean the marketing droid is aiming events, competitions and products at new readers, NEW READERS????!!!! They might want different things than me. Why isn't everything aimed at the literally 10s of middle aged men who have been reading since it started and always will do?

All 2000ad celebrations should be in my lounge and all competitions run by Tharg coming around to my house and asking me some questions.

Its not fair!

I agree. Also, PR is EASY. Anyone can do it. We must all review the progress of the PR bot in the cruellest way possible, while exaggerating his perceived failings and repeating the same, inaccurate anecdote again and again.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 13 June, 2012, 09:32:57 am
I fucking love Finnegan's Wake, me.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Trout on 13 June, 2012, 09:39:53 am
I fucking hate sexism but my name is forever attached to the women's underware thread.

FTFY
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: WhitBloke on 13 June, 2012, 09:40:07 am
I fucking hate Ted Hughes, me.

FTFY
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 13 June, 2012, 09:42:37 am
Cunts
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Trout on 13 June, 2012, 09:49:18 am
I resign, but my last act as a mod is to promote Roger to modhood.

FTFY
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 13 June, 2012, 09:52:53 am
I've told you before, it's HoU who I want ice-picked.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 13 June, 2012, 10:18:46 am
This thread is now completely off topic.  Either lock it or merge it with one of the I'm New Here threads.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Buttonman on 13 June, 2012, 10:24:31 am
Check out this laughably awful piece of reader art.

(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c118/button71/mcdreddProg427.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Kowalsky (formerly JudgeGumpty) on 13 June, 2012, 10:25:15 am
You just got to whip it! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdAUN51dEVg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 13 June, 2012, 10:40:09 am
My t-shirt doesn't fit me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: LARF on 13 June, 2012, 11:47:32 am
I like fat people
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 13 June, 2012, 12:20:04 pm
Asinine.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 13 June, 2012, 12:28:52 pm
I fucking hate sexism but my name is forever attached to the women's underware thread.




Cunts

THAT's why he's a better writer that Pat Mills
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SuperSurfer on 13 June, 2012, 12:42:16 pm
Check out this laughably awful piece of reader art.
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c118/button71/mcdreddProg427.jpg)

Not as good as the old one. I could've designed that in five minutes in Photochump!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: CraveNoir on 13 June, 2012, 12:48:22 pm
Standby for an AWESOME KICK-ASS announcement, Earthtwits!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: exilewood on 13 June, 2012, 12:57:32 pm
Check out this laughably awful piece of reader art.

(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c118/button71/mcdreddProg427.jpg)

How's he ever going to make "Middenface McDredd" work with a budget of only £10? It's going to be rubbish!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 13 June, 2012, 01:28:06 pm
Now, I'm not a racist, but...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spaceghost on 13 June, 2012, 01:33:21 pm
Blakee pentax!!! Me rikey velly much!!! Ha haaa! They don't half talk funny don't they?

It's just a bit of fun...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 13 June, 2012, 03:01:33 pm


Guys guys...

(http://freeimagesarchive.com/data/media/21/9_kittens.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Hoagy on 13 June, 2012, 03:10:50 pm
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/524734_3290669580377_455369895_n.jpg

No something more deeply motivating.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: M.I.K. on 13 June, 2012, 03:26:56 pm
Was the inclusion of Walter the Wobot really necessary in that story I read at some point? He doesn't fit with the more realistic tone Dredd has taken in recent years. I also think the inclusion of The Dark Judges trivialise the events depicted and should be dispatched with permanently.

Also... aliens, Boing TM, simps, people with impossible mutations, silly block names that relate to the events of the story, fatties, odd crazes, Psi judges and anything else that's too interesting or shows too much imagination. Get rid of it. It just makes the comic I've been reading since I was 10 look childish.

I'm a grown up now. I want my comics to contain nothing but socio-political commentary in a bland urban setting. We need to ensure the big boys don't make fun of me the public at large take the themes raised seriously.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 13 June, 2012, 04:20:48 pm
I need some medical/techie/romance/legal help can you guys sort it out for me?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Trout on 13 June, 2012, 04:22:15 pm
I will espouse an extremely unlikely political opinion, based entirely on some paranoid shite I read on the internet, and I am convinced that it will make me interesting.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: exilewood on 13 June, 2012, 04:43:10 pm
You won't be that flippant when you stand before GOD awaiting his judgement!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 13 June, 2012, 05:39:20 pm
No, McMahon is  the definative Dredd artist.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Kowalsky (formerly JudgeGumpty) on 13 June, 2012, 06:45:01 pm
+ + + BREAKING NEWS! + + + (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeyjKrjoDTM&feature=relmfu)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 13 June, 2012, 06:49:30 pm
I've been reading 2000ad since day one and have every single issue. I've even got that first Judge Dredd Mega Special (with the Brian Bolland broken glass cover and rubbish, disintegrating paper) that you saw in the newsagents, but didn't have the cash for at the time; and then, when you got paid for your paper round, you discovered that the last copy had gone; and you always looked for it among back issues, but it never turned up; and it's not even on ebay, and most of the stories will probably turn up in The Restricted Files, but I bet one won't- and that'll always  fucking rankle, won't it(?)- almost as much as the fact that Paul Chalmers had a copy and he'd let you read it back and forward and he was an alright guy, but you know he loved the fact he had it and you didn't- even more than the fact that he was reading the comic before you and convinced you to switch from The Beano, so he always had a slightly condescending attitude about your opinions on stories- because he was there first- as if that makes any difference; but the most important fact is that you'll never actually own the original, and I do!. I don't even read the fucking thing, it's mylar-bagged and stored in my loft conversion.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 13 June, 2012, 08:08:13 pm
This has to be the new golden age of 2000ad. But still not as good as the original golden age.... waffle waffle whinge moan back in our day etc....





V
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 13 June, 2012, 09:44:15 pm
They should just transplant Dredd's brain into Rico's body, or make him Chief Judge.  I mean who wants to see some old guy staggering about croaking 'Hi-Ex'.  I mean what is he now, 80?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 13 June, 2012, 10:26:48 pm
I ran a company where I dug stuff up for money but then I dug all the stuff up and there wasn't stuff to dig up anymore and I had to do another thing now :(
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 13 June, 2012, 10:27:49 pm
When's Dan Dare coming back?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Dudley on 14 June, 2012, 01:22:29 am
Necro-post!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Trout on 14 June, 2012, 03:46:52 am
Necro-poster!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 14 June, 2012, 07:12:40 am
What does everyone think of Mark Millar?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: WhitBloke on 14 June, 2012, 08:04:10 am
I think that he is.
But I did hear that he failed as an artist.  Also, that he likes dogs and only has one bollock.  Something about the Albert Hall comes to mind, actually.  Mind you, I was pissed and I may have mixed him up with Grant Morrison.  Or some Austrian dwarf or other.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spaceghost on 14 June, 2012, 08:07:57 am
Have I mentioned I have a Japanese wife?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: WhitBloke on 14 June, 2012, 08:15:38 am
I'm sorry to hear that.  Have you tried wiggling it around?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: JOE SOAP on 14 June, 2012, 08:45:59 am
This thread is eating itself.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 14 June, 2012, 09:28:38 am
Thread jacking? More like SHIT jacking.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 14 June, 2012, 10:52:25 am
yer ma
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 14 June, 2012, 11:28:13 am
Do you remember Marathons?  Now there was a chocolate bar.  What ever happened to them?  And don't try to tell me they became Snickers, because that is an entirely different thing, smaller and with fewer nuts and sickly caramel.  People who think that probably think Jaffa Cakes are a cake and actually like the Magic Roundabout movie.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Kowalsky (formerly JudgeGumpty) on 14 June, 2012, 12:42:31 pm
Do you remember Marathons?  Now there was a chocolate bar.  What ever happened to them?  And don't try to tell me they became Snickers, because that is an entirely different thing, smaller and with fewer nuts and sickly caramel.  People who think that probably think Jaffa Cakes are a cake and actually like the Magic Roundabout movie.

Nevermind Marathons, what happened to the TOPIC BAR ? A superior nutty delight in every way and contrary to popular belief did not have squirrel sh*t in every bite.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 14 June, 2012, 02:12:12 pm
yes, but the MP40 used to eject to the right whilst pulling to the right and down, of course the magazine at the bottom, not the side, meant it was difficult to fire lying down, and you never see them using the butt in the movie, noe indeed firing from the shoulder. sigh.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Trout on 14 June, 2012, 02:19:16 pm
This thread used to be great but now it's full of wankers. Mods, please lock it.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: LARF on 14 June, 2012, 02:47:30 pm
Easy fix on the MP40. I used the tape a Texan bar to the left hand side of the stock, that was a chocolate bar, now I have to use a double decker it's not the same.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Colin YNWA on 14 June, 2012, 02:58:41 pm
This has to be the new golden age of chewy nougat choccie bars? But still not as good as the Texan bar golden age.... waffle waffle whinge moan back in our day etc....

(This might be proof positive that this thread has run it course?!?)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 14 June, 2012, 03:45:10 pm
I only look at this thread once a week to find out if there's a trailer yet, and I find this shit!
Get a life losers.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 14 June, 2012, 03:53:07 pm
What are they going to call the 2000th prog?  I vote for Prog 3000.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SuperSurfer on 14 June, 2012, 04:13:22 pm
This is my last post on this forum.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 14 June, 2012, 04:49:45 pm
spines? WTF is that about?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Modern Panther on 14 June, 2012, 05:59:53 pm
Why is it still called 2000ad?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 14 June, 2012, 06:06:44 pm
If there's any new Slaine news, could somebody PM me?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 14 June, 2012, 06:08:07 pm
What age is Judge Dredd?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Modern Panther on 14 June, 2012, 06:09:51 pm
THEY ARE HERE


oh, no...wait...they've gone again...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: LARF on 14 June, 2012, 06:12:08 pm
No they are over here...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Colin YNWA on 14 June, 2012, 06:19:48 pm
I as a comics reader and fan can't perceive of any storyline that can usefully add to 'Story X' as it stands at the moment. Its therefore surely impossible that some professional, whose job it is to write stories and explore and understand what is a good idea for a story could do so.

...even if it is their job...

... that they get paid for and everything

IMPOSSIBLE I tells ya 'cos I can't think of one.

So the work they are doing with 'Story X' is redundant and of no value, that stuff they are professionally getting paid by some schmo to write... I might as well call them a hack while I'm at it!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: W. R. Logan on 14 June, 2012, 06:21:52 pm
I'm really a slightly deranged female comic reader, I shall now post some bad poetry, make inane comments but it makes no difference as I have breasts and you shall all fawn over me in attempts to impress me.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 14 June, 2012, 06:25:44 pm
Powned!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 14 June, 2012, 07:02:01 pm
I always thought it must be great to have boobs, and thus wield a special kind of power over a significant proportion of humanity.  Now I have a nascent set of my own I'm less impressed, and the only power they seem to have is engender pity and/or amusement.  Peversely my interest in them when on ladies hasn't abated.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 14 June, 2012, 07:11:22 pm
Tom Clancy (Mr Krabs) to play Judge Dredd in the up and coming movie. Who would be your ideal choice?







V
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spaceghost on 14 June, 2012, 07:28:20 pm
I'm really a slightly deranged female comic reader, I shall now post some bad poetry, make inane comments but it makes no difference as I have breasts and you shall all fawn over me in attempts to impress me.

HA HA HA HAAAA! You're really funny and clever and interesting and kooky and deep!!!

Any chance of a you posting a picture of your tits?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 14 June, 2012, 07:34:06 pm
I always thought it must be great to have boobs, and thus wield a special kind of power over a significant proportion of humanity.  Now I have a nascent set of my own I'm less impressed, and the only power they seem to have is engender pity and/or amusement.  Peversely my interest in them when on ladies hasn't abated.

Yeah? So, erm ... if you're going to the Glasgow Convention, do you fancy hooking up? Woot Woot!



P.S. Why does that particular attention seeking forum member get the goat of so many here? Other than the fact she has secondary female sexual characteristics?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 14 June, 2012, 08:11:32 pm
P.S. Why does that particular attention seeking forum member get the goat of so many here?

I think it's because he knows John Wagner.  And could blind you with his thumbs.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 14 June, 2012, 08:35:38 pm
LOL!  :D, Can't agree more about the genius of Ron Smith!!! I now feel we're on the same wavelength; maybe you'd be interested in this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAmegwUdJdA), which I found answered a lot of questions for me. This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrIeYfuviq8) sums up how I think we both feel, mate!  :lol:
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Emperor on 14 June, 2012, 08:48:20 pm
Let's not make this personal, dickheads. ;)

Anyway this thread used to be so much better back in the day but has gone downhill since then and is now officially shit. I might split this into chunks and randomly merge it with other threads to help improve everything.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 14 June, 2012, 09:30:41 pm
I need an artist for my four-page script!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 14 June, 2012, 09:42:25 pm
I am so GREAT I think US comics are STUPID I would love to come on your trip, it will be GREAT.

Oh wait I can't actually afford to come on the trip and I'm pooing myself. Please don't say mean things about me.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: JOE SOAP on 14 June, 2012, 09:53:56 pm
Let's not make this personal, dickheads. ;)

Anyway this thread used to be so much better back in the day but has gone downhill since then and is now officially shit. I might split this into chunks and randomly merge it with other threads to help improve everything.


Yep, it's gotten really weird but not in an arsom way.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 14 June, 2012, 09:55:05 pm
Friendliest place on the web, everyone!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 14 June, 2012, 09:59:50 pm
If my poster is creased, I will hold Molcher personally responsible and I shall kill him.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Emperor on 14 June, 2012, 10:01:18 pm
Friendliest place on the web, me hole!

FTFY
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 14 June, 2012, 10:22:56 pm
FTFY (2011) is the last film I watched. This is easily the best low budget Sri Lankan vampire versus zombie/cyborg martial arts film I've seen. The Lee Horsley cameo was particularly moving.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 14 June, 2012, 10:31:54 pm
Anybody know what David said to that Engineer?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 14 June, 2012, 10:35:46 pm
Today one of the mindless plebians that I deign to try and educate misspelt "galactophagist" as "galactaphagist". One despairs at the level of ignorance and idiocy that the modern world opts to pummel me with. It is all the fault of the feminists who forced me out of the academic pantheon after I dared to question their failed narrative. Now I shall retire to change the wallpaper for the fourteenth time this month and to ignore the gigantic pile of reported posts in my inbox.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Trout on 15 June, 2012, 04:06:31 am
I have a cat.

Moo moo moo.

Goodbye forever!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 15 June, 2012, 06:42:00 am
Has anyone else seen this picture of Rihanna licking honey off Scarlett Johannson?

(http://www.fakephoto.tv)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 15 June, 2012, 07:58:34 am
Friendliest place on the web? Me hole!

I had heard that, but charging a fiver a go doesn't seem that friendly to me.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: LARF on 15 June, 2012, 08:22:20 am
Anyone noticed how you never get fivers from a cash machine these days, [tut]
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Modern Panther on 15 June, 2012, 08:34:30 am
Honestly, its becoming like Millarworld in here.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Colin YNWA on 15 June, 2012, 09:41:14 am
Honestly, its becoming like Bizarro Millarworld in here.

FTFY

(I've never used that type of 'word' before FTFY, quite proud, Daddy is catching up)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 15 June, 2012, 03:31:50 pm
I've been mostly listening to Thor and other metal bands YOU types won't like, I love going Into FP as the music they play really really rocks
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Hoagy on 15 June, 2012, 05:22:27 pm
I have a massive crush on the letterer for Kingdom, based solely on this skill. She works at travelling man in Manchester. Can you guys help me bat above my average?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: radiator on 15 June, 2012, 05:58:31 pm
Rebellion should make a Dredd GTA open world game or a Dredd MMO zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 15 June, 2012, 06:37:46 pm
I've tattooed my six year old daughter with a pix of Judge Death for Father's day, she's a Goth too.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: W. R. Logan on 15 June, 2012, 06:47:24 pm
Quote
I think it's because he knows John Wagner.  And could blind you with his thumbs.

It's been a long time but something on the board actually made me laugh out loud so Mrs Logan MKII had to ask what I'd founded funny.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SuperSurfer on 15 June, 2012, 07:08:26 pm
Having been away for 24 hours I feel compelled to de-lurk to say this forum has gone to pot since I was around and was posting every five minutes!!!

Can't the 2000AD PR department get their act together and use an intern or some illegal immigrant to sort it out in their spare time?!! A fan with passion would do a much better job than a trained, paid professional and they would get a great portfolio project to boot! Everybody wins!!!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 15 June, 2012, 07:41:08 pm
I've got two grand burning a hole in my pocket- anyone know where I can get a Judge Dredd fancy dress outfit?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 15 June, 2012, 07:51:58 pm
I find you a laughable embarrassment to our species. Now I shall dissect and repost your original post because you're probably too stupid to remember what you wrote not 5 minutes ago, and also it bulks out my post and makes it look longer, and, like, I'm the only person that even thinks before typing

Having been away for 24 hours


24 hours? 24 HOURS???? Why can't you just say 'a day' like a normal, functioning member of society?

I feel

We don't want to hear about your feelings, you big girl. You think this is some sort of support group?

compelled to de-lurk


De-lurk? Is that even a word? Buy a dictionary you lackwit, or better yet, you can use this wonderful new invention called the internet. Have you heard of it? Have you heard of it in your little cave in the fourteenth century under a rock on the moon?

to say this forum has gone to pot since I was around and was posting every five minutes!!!

YEAH? Well we don't want your type around here anyways. SO THERE

Can't the 2000AD PR department get their act together and use an intern or some illegal immigrant to sort it out in their spare time?!! A fan with passion would do a much better job than a trained, paid professional and they would get a great portfolio project to boot! Everybody wins!!!

Actually this is a fair point.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to spam up the movie thread with my banal opinions so it will be more difficult for other users to dig through all the posts to actually see the promotional material.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SuperSurfer on 15 June, 2012, 08:03:48 pm
This ^^
:crazy:
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 15 June, 2012, 08:19:39 pm
Why are they named after an Italian Socialist anyway?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 15 June, 2012, 08:43:36 pm
The old version of the logo was better than the new one. No, I won't specify which logo or which version- the old version is always better. It is older.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 15 June, 2012, 08:48:59 pm
Why are they named after an Italian Socialist anyway?

French/Spanish royal house, surely?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 15 June, 2012, 09:49:43 pm
POST-STRUCTURALIST EIDOLON
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 16 June, 2012, 01:53:51 am
You would say that, you marxist nazi
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 16 June, 2012, 02:05:45 am
it's called National SOCIALISM for a reason
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Trout on 16 June, 2012, 03:22:10 am
Something about God. The next sentence is so right-wing and unchristian that it shocks several people into arguing with me, to my utter delight.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: judgefloyd on 16 June, 2012, 08:48:27 am
you've completely undermined your own premises and contradicted yourself. and you're not on topic
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 16 June, 2012, 09:40:02 am
I gave my child a copy of 2000 AD to read and they said that they loved it and that they wanted me to buy them their own Prog instead of giving them pocket money every week. This is totally of their own volition and not because of paternal pressure whatsoever. I am such a great parent.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Modern Panther on 16 June, 2012, 10:03:09 am
My argument is morally offensive.  It may even offend you personally, and it would be downright dangerous to express it in public. The perceived anonimity of this internet forum allows people like me to offend minority groups of whom I have little or no understanding.  I will, however, address you in a friendly manner in an attempt to sound like a reasonable guy and not an utter lunatic with only a fleeting grasp of reality.

Chum.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 16 June, 2012, 10:07:11 am
NEW DREDD TRAILER POSTED ONLINE!!!  :o !!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCv-GZiH3QA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCv-GZiH3QA)

Dark, gritty and it really brings out the fascist overtones of Dredd's world.  :thumbsup: >:D The guy who posted it works for DNA, but I'll respect his confidentiality, as I feel sure he's 100% genuine. Trust me.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 16 June, 2012, 10:11:41 am
Self-abuse with tingly shower gel varieties: as good as it gets?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 16 June, 2012, 10:32:11 am
As a favour for a friend I was sent with a bag full of cash to buy some chemotherapy bags but on the way I happened to walk past a Toys R' Us Superstore and I saw that they had new figures of ridiculously obscure Extended Universe characters. One thing lead to another and I insisted that I drive the home delivery lorry myself so that I could pretend that I was Han Solo smuggling £ 9000 worth of Star Wars branded tat. In retrospect I probably should have driven the lorry through the cancer ward and killed my friend's child so that those chemo bags would have been moot anyway. I convened all my 2-1B figures for an emergency conference on how to fix kneecapping but we didn't get anywhere.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 16 June, 2012, 12:03:04 pm
The girl with the Dragon Tattoo. What a load of rubbish, it was a film billed as being a mystery concerning a dead person, but the person wasnt dead, merely Australian. , and for a long film it contained, literally, only a handful of words in English - wtf?!?
And in a pathetic attempt to woo the American audiences, they made Elizabeth Shaw dress like that bird off NCIS, still, you do get to see her bum, so not all bad.
2/10.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 16 June, 2012, 02:06:53 pm
The girl with the Dragon Tattoo. What a load of rubbish, it was a film billed as being a mystery concerning a dead person, but the person wasnt dead, merely Australian. , and for a long film it contained, literally, only a handful of words in English - wtf?!?
And in a pathetic attempt to woo the American audiences, they made Elizabeth Shaw dress like that bird off NCIS, still, you do get to see her bum, so not all bad.
2/10.

Retard! That's Rooney Mara from The Social Network!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Van Dom on 16 June, 2012, 02:20:22 pm
Has there been any news yet about that thing that news of which would be all over the place if there had been any news yet?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SuperSurfer on 16 June, 2012, 02:21:24 pm
POST-STRUCTURALIST EIDOLON
Is this the place for that kind of discussion? Aren't there enough football (soccer) forums out there for macho balding 40-something blokes to talk about 22 men kicking a pigs bladder around a park for 90mins? This is a 2000AD / sci-fi related nerdlingers forum you know.

Sigh.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 16 June, 2012, 02:53:26 pm
POST-STRUCTURALIST EIDOLON
Is this the place for that kind of discussion? Aren't there enough football (soccer) forums out there for macho balding 40-something blokes to talk about 22 men kicking a pigs bladder around a park for 90mins? This is a 2000AD / sci-fi related nerdlingers forum you know. Sigh.

Alfred Noble, Björn Ulvaeus, Gustavus Adolphus ... your boys took one hell of a beating!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: JOE SOAP on 16 June, 2012, 03:23:18 pm
I can't make it out from those picture but fingers-crossed we get a rockin' sex scene as 'I am the Law' blasts from the Lawmaster's stereo.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SuperSurfer on 16 June, 2012, 04:00:44 pm
Amen to that, bro.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 16 June, 2012, 04:15:07 pm
I can't make it out from those picture but fingers-crossed we get a rockin' sex scene as 'I am the Law' blasts from the Lawmaster's stereo.

Fuck YEAH! Banish the memories of that faggot Stallone. I hope Lena Headey gets her A$$ raped to fuck- because I like girls!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 16 June, 2012, 04:27:10 pm
I hope Lena Headey gets her A$$ raped to fuck- because I like girls!

Alan Moore delurk alert!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 16 June, 2012, 05:11:49 pm
I hope Lena Headey gets her A$$ raped to fuck- because I like girls!
Alan Moore delurk alert!

Congratulations on the MBE, Baldy.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Trout on 16 June, 2012, 07:11:00 pm
It was wrong of me to tell everyone that this site has a secret section.


« Last Edit: Today at 17:10:45 AM by some prick who's a mod »
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Kowalsky (formerly JudgeGumpty) on 16 June, 2012, 07:12:36 pm
Its only the hair on a gooseberry that stops it from being a grape.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 16 June, 2012, 08:11:25 pm
It's a god-awful small affair
To the girl with the mousy hair
But her mummy is yelling, "No!"
And her daddy has told her to go
But her friend is nowhere to be seen
Now she walks through her sunken dream
To the seat with the clearest view
And she's hooked to the silver screen
But the film is a saddening bore
For she's lived it ten times or more
She could spit in the eyes of fools
As they ask her to focus on

Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the lawman
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show
Is there life on Mars?

It's on America's tortured brow
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
Now the workers have struck for fame
Because Lennon's on sale again
See the mice in their million hordes
From Ibeza to the Norfolk Broads
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my mother, my dog, and clowns
But the film is a saddening bore
Because I wrote it ten times or more
It's about to be writ again
As I ask you to focus on

Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the lawman
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show
Is there life on Mars?

Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 16 June, 2012, 08:14:24 pm
Does anyone know where can I get some stuff in this game I'm playing?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 16 June, 2012, 08:24:06 pm
If the limbs don't move, they're not toys. They're statuettes.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 16 June, 2012, 08:36:48 pm
It was wrong of me to tell everyone that this site has a secret section.


« Last Edit: Today at 17:10:45 AM by some prick who's a mod »

Deep Trout.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 16 June, 2012, 08:37:23 pm
If the limbs don't move, they're not toys. They're wives.

FTFY.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 16 June, 2012, 09:02:54 pm
If the limbs don't move, they're not toys. They're wives.

FTFY.

The ladies have a secret section too, Tordel. It animates their limbs, eyes and realistic kung fu grip. Trout'll show you where it is.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Trout on 16 June, 2012, 09:12:41 pm
Inexplicable use of bold for people's names is in no way pointless.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 16 June, 2012, 09:13:47 pm
I am not turning down the money, I am turning down you. I want nothing to do with you. Ever since I met you everything I've ever cared about is gone. Ruined, turned to shit, dead, ever since I hooked up with the great bikini kill. I have never been more alone, I have nothing. No one, alright? It's all gone. Get it? No. No, no. Why? Why would you get it? What do you even care, as long as you get what you want? Right? You don't give a shit about me. You said I was no good. I'm nothing. Why would you want me, huh? You said my snark was inferior, right? Hey, you said FTFY's were garbage. Hey, screw you, man. Screw you.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 16 June, 2012, 09:42:16 pm
Hey, Fifty Fifty? Partners?



Alright.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 16 June, 2012, 10:07:31 pm
Aung San Suu Kyi finally gave that speech, brilliant!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 16 June, 2012, 10:10:36 pm
The Burmese junta took a half measure, when they should have gone all the way.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: I, Cosh on 16 June, 2012, 10:45:58 pm
Friendliest place on the web, everyone!
Incidentally, I am so rich your whole house would fit inside my servant's steam room.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 16 June, 2012, 10:49:56 pm
I am not turning down the money, I am turning down you. I want nothing to do with you. Ever since I met you everything I've ever cared about is gone. Ruined, turned to shit, dead, ever since I hooked up with the great bikini kill. I have never been more alone, I have nothing. No one, alright? It's all gone. Get it? No. No, no. Why? Why would you get it? What do you even care, as long as you get what you want? Right? You don't give a shit about me. You said I was no good. I'm nothing. Why would you want me, huh? You said my snark was inferior, right? Hey, you said FTFY's were garbage. Hey, screw you, man. Screw you.

You paraphrase shows denied to me by council telly merely to taunt me, Godlepton!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 16 June, 2012, 10:58:48 pm
I will ignore your're wife.

I will ignore your're son.

I will ignore your're infant daughter
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Trout on 16 June, 2012, 11:11:04 pm
Shut up, cunt. You louse. You got some fuckin' neck ain't you. Retired? Fuck off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a fucking suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fucking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk? What you think this is the wheel of fortune? You think you can make your dough and fuck off? Leave the table? Thanks Don, see you Don, off to sunny Spain now Don, fuck off Don. Lying in your pool like a fat blob laughing at me, you think I'm gonna have that? You really think I'm gonna have that, ya ponce. All right, I'll make it easy for you. God knows you're fucking trying. Are you gonna do the job? It's not a difficult question, are you gonna do the job, yes or no?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 16 June, 2012, 11:16:18 pm
This thread never happened.

It will shock you, how much it never happened.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 17 June, 2012, 12:02:25 am
Shut up, cunt. You louse. You got some fuckin' neck ain't you. Retired? Fuck off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a fucking suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fucking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk? What you think this is the wheel of fortune? You think you can make your dough and fuck off? Leave the table? Thanks Don, see you Don, off to sunny Spain now Don, fuck off Don. Lying in your pool like a fat blob laughing at me, you think I'm gonna have that? You really think I'm gonna have that, ya ponce. All right, I'll make it easy for you. God knows you're fucking trying. Are you gonna do the job? It's not a difficult question, are you gonna do the job, yes or no?
What a film!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: exilewood on 17 June, 2012, 01:31:21 am
That film/book/comic/way-of-life that you all really like? I don't like that at all. Even though the whole world & his wife (but not MY wife. MY wife isn't like YOUR wife.) agrees that it's rad, I don't.
I have 25 long-boxes full of jizz-soaked copies of "Dr Shock's Mofo Theatre" (& also another 85 copies in mylar bags) - which I read nightly to my extraordinairly gifted, genius children, who totally prefer Citizen Kane to Men in Black 3, while TS Eliot & Ezra Pound beat each other senseless as a french girl cycles by in a cast iron turban whistling the tune of "This Land is Your Land" but I don't really like music.

Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 17 June, 2012, 01:40:07 am
Pretty sure that Citizen Kane doesn't have a scene where a young woman is eaten by wolvedogs that were sewn together ... BY SATAN.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: exilewood on 17 June, 2012, 02:32:11 am
I don't watch any films that have unsympathetic characters, So I wouldn't know.

Have they done a zombie-version of Kane. I'll watch that!

Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Modern Panther on 17 June, 2012, 09:07:59 am
So, what was the black stuff, then?  And that guy, the one with the hair, how come his face grew back after being burned off with acid?  How did they find the jockey mummified in his seat when he doesn't stay there? Why don't they find the other ships in the later films? Who is Jacob, anyway?  How come you can leave the island if you go in one direction?  Where did the big swirly thing that Jack stops with blood come from in the first place? What are the numbers?  Why did the kid speak to Bruce Willis when he was avoiding all the other dead people?  How long does it take to build a deathstar, exactly?  The one at the end that kills the guy with the camera is smaller than the one we see earlier, so where did it come from?  Why is there a xenomorph on the wall when they haven't evolved yet?  Why did they make us, then why did they decide to kill us, then why did they change there mind?  Why is Magneto's accent different in every scene?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 17 June, 2012, 09:10:43 am
Whatever is evolving in my wetsuit boots, bleach doesn't kill it.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 17 June, 2012, 09:29:27 am
AlphaRed is just a red herring, JohnPrec is clearly the OTP Wagner has been planning from the start.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SuperSurfer on 17 June, 2012, 03:47:43 pm
Apart from being much better than PCs, what's the big deal about Apple Macs?

Apple cultists GET A LIFE!!!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 17 June, 2012, 07:00:41 pm
There is a conspiracy to destroy Rangers Football Club- the team supported by almost every Judge, Lawyer, Policeman, government official, Referee and establishment figure in Scotland.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 17 June, 2012, 07:03:21 pm
I liked the bit when the tennis guy kicked the old man.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 17 June, 2012, 07:05:49 pm
You started a new prog/meg thread with an incomplete/short review? What the hell do you think you're doing? Don't you know that ALL prog/meg reviews MUST be 1000 words long? Not 999 words, ONE THOUSAND DAMN YOU. Presented with a title and abstract in double-spacing and fully referenced.
Can't the Mods do something about this?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Emperor on 17 June, 2012, 09:28:04 pm
Does anyone want to see pictures of men in their underware?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 17 June, 2012, 09:53:20 pm
They forgot to put any aliens in the new Alien film!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 17 June, 2012, 10:01:26 pm
Yayyy, I've just reached my 5493'rd post.
What do the stars mean?






V
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 17 June, 2012, 11:57:11 pm
The field of the cloth of gold, now that's what I call a party!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 18 June, 2012, 09:59:01 am
How can you be so obtuse?  Is it deliberate?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spaceghost on 18 June, 2012, 10:19:32 am
Is it true that the number of posts you make on this site directly affects the amount of respect you feel you should receive from other boarders? And the more posts you make, the bigger your penis gets?

If nobody answers me I will kill myself.

Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 18 June, 2012, 11:09:31 am
RESPECT MAH AUTHOR-ITY!

That sort of thing?

Damnit, in posting this have I inadvertently become a cringeworthy The Fray song lyric?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 18 June, 2012, 11:15:14 am
LISA NEEDS BRACES



DENTAL PLAN
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 18 June, 2012, 11:24:32 am
I've just eaten my sister's crisps that she kept under her pillow, but I think they may have been scabs she's picked.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Trout on 18 June, 2012, 12:04:52 pm
We must not be content with arguing. We must have an argument about the argument!

Internet over-achievers.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spaceghost on 18 June, 2012, 12:07:53 pm
We must not be content with arguing. We must have an argument about the argument!

Internet over-achievers.

You're not seeing the bigger picture, shit-for-brains.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 18 June, 2012, 12:10:16 pm
1. Dr No.

2. Pearl Harbour.

3. Shaun of the Dead.

4. Sniper

5. Alien.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Trout on 18 June, 2012, 12:26:37 pm
We must not be content with arguing. We must have an argument about the argument!

Internet over-achievers.

You're not seeing the bigger picture, shit-for-brains.

You are misrepresenting my views.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Tiplodocus on 18 June, 2012, 12:56:05 pm
When I've completed a massive shit, here's the order in which I perform my ablutions:
1)Wipe upwards away from ball sac while standing and peering down toilet to see what I've done
2) Pick nose with left index finger
3) Wipe on butt cheek
4) Pick ear wax out with right index finger
5) wipe on butt cheek
6) give final wipe to whole arse area
7) Flush
8) Wash hands

How do you do yours?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Tiplodocus on 18 June, 2012, 01:04:18 pm
You are misrepresenting my views.

No, you are CONFLATING things.

Here is a short review of teh letters in this week's prog. That is actually longer than all of the letters ever published stuck together. And not as funny,.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 18 June, 2012, 01:11:42 pm
You all need sex,






or orgy!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 18 June, 2012, 02:24:11 pm
Not mutually exclusive, in my oh-so extensive experience.  Why I remember once I was in two FFM threesomes at once and they merged and then it was a single FFMFF fivesome, and I sent them all away happy, but I don't like to brag.  Beating them off with a rolled up prog, I was, not like you lot, just beating off over one.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 18 June, 2012, 02:33:52 pm
21 Pages in a thread. Is that a record?
Come on you ANALists work it out.




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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spaceghost on 18 June, 2012, 02:40:20 pm
ANALists

Come on lads, we've all tried it. Right? Right?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 18 June, 2012, 02:59:33 pm
your drawings are fine, but the perspective is off and your people all look like 'you' photoshopped, never draw Dredd with THAT in his hand, Rebellion don't like it.

Also try going out more, once you master that, take a sketch book and draw real people not just super humans and women in their underwear from the internet.

ps if women were shaped like that they would fall over, wee feet, top heavy and no lung space, apart from that I like it.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SuperSurfer on 18 June, 2012, 03:10:44 pm
HIVEMIND: Do you know which prog that completely inconsequential event occurred, can't remember which character, it was in the last few decades when the prog was black and white or perhaps full colour or was it the Meg, I think it might've been reprinted in Best of 2000AD or Case Files or in one of other TGNs? Please help.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Trout on 18 June, 2012, 03:46:54 pm
Comics creators watching this board then sneering about it on Facebook.

This post did not happen.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 18 June, 2012, 04:19:12 pm
(http://meanasspenguin.org/images/hypnotoad.gif)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Tiplodocus on 18 June, 2012, 04:34:57 pm
"To all my TRUE friends, you know who you are, thanks for all of your support and help through this difficult time where I was totally wrongly tried and convicted of kicking an old man during a tennis game.

To all my SHAM friends, and you know who you are, I'm so over you and don't value your opinion but I'll just bang on about it everytime I do a status update for the next five years."


Oh hang on, this is about the 2000AD forum, not Facebook.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: I, Cosh on 18 June, 2012, 05:39:04 pm
When I've completed a massive shit, here's the order in which I perform my ablutions:
1)Wipe upwards away from ball sac while standing and peering down toilet to see what I've done
2) Pick nose with left index finger
3) Wipe on butt cheek
4) Pick ear wax out with right index finger
5) wipe on butt cheek
6) give final wipe to whole arse area
7) Flush
8) Wash hands

How do you do yours?
I just grab a passing slug and use that.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 18 June, 2012, 07:03:02 pm
I just grab a passing slug and use that.

I think you mean 'round'.  'Slug' refers solely to the lead projectile, and not the case, powder and primer.  'Cartridge' would be acceptable, but never, ever,  'bullet'.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Trout on 18 June, 2012, 07:24:15 pm
I was in the army and that means I get to tell people they're wrong.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SuperSurfer on 18 June, 2012, 07:30:26 pm
Guys, time out! We are all here for our common love of all things 2000AD.

Can't we just get along here – or at least try and keep things civil?

Beggars belief.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 18 June, 2012, 07:37:40 pm
Speak for yourself.  I haven't read the thing in years, the last thing I really liked was Big Dave, or whatever that thing that Bellardinelli drew with the pretty space pirates.  I'm more into Clint now.  Or those feverishly masturbating monochrome Canadians.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 18 June, 2012, 07:41:39 pm
Woohoo! I'm unaccountably overexcited because I have obtained tickets to see a band who were moderately successful (if you read the NME) sometime in the 1980s!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 18 June, 2012, 07:52:08 pm
Thatcher is to blame for everything, even before she was born and The Labour Party have never done anything to mess up this country you Tory (insert expletive).
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 18 June, 2012, 08:33:38 pm
Dredd trailer this Thursday! What? Am I late?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 18 June, 2012, 08:40:59 pm
Anyone know when the Dredd trailer will be out?  What are they hiding, eh?   ::)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 18 June, 2012, 08:43:50 pm
Not those oversized helmets, thats for sure.  >:(
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 18 June, 2012, 08:50:59 pm
Not those oversized helmets, thats for sure.  >:(

Stop jacking the thread!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 18 June, 2012, 08:52:23 pm
I have this ace script for a Dredd film does anyone want to read it.


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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 18 June, 2012, 08:53:07 pm
It will make a great film




V
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 18 June, 2012, 08:53:31 pm
Woe betide anyone who thinks its shit.





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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 18 June, 2012, 08:55:06 pm
Hey Everyone, you'll never guess what?

I was on a forum that is different to this one and I was talking about the Dredd movie AND I THINK SCOJO WAS THERE TOO
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 18 June, 2012, 09:04:43 pm
I have this ace script for a Dredd film does anyone want to read it.


V

YOUR JOHN WAGNER
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Modern Panther on 18 June, 2012, 09:08:49 pm
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 18 June, 2012, 09:11:20 pm
Powned!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Trout on 18 June, 2012, 09:11:34 pm
THIN ICE.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 18 June, 2012, 09:15:24 pm
All your base are belong to us!  :lol: :thumbsup: :wave: :cool:
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 18 June, 2012, 09:21:06 pm
Today I saw a lollipop lady waiting outside the school just before the kids were let out and she was drinking out of a thermos. I was so enraged by this that I snatched it out of her hands and asked if she had paid for this herself but I could see in her eyes that she was going to say "yes" so I told her that actually I had paid for it because I pay taxes and I'm not paying for her to stand around drinking coffee all day. By this point the kids were out so I got back in my car. I had grilled all the other parents to see who were employed in the public sector and I ran over one of their children so now hopefully the lollipop lady will get the sack.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: I, Cosh on 18 June, 2012, 10:04:45 pm
I like comics and sci-fi and shit so I hate sport of any form and it really upsets me that other people seem to like it.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 18 June, 2012, 10:06:16 pm
Sometimes I don't know what to say to people.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 18 June, 2012, 10:09:45 pm
Sometimes I don't know what to say to people.

Me too, but it doesn't stop me from saying something anyways
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 18 June, 2012, 10:10:55 pm
I hate comics, they suck the big one, I long for
the day when marvel is long gone, Comics are for
pre-pubescent moronic slime Who've got nothing
better to do with their time, The one I most hate
is Superman, An underpant wearing flying phallic
gland, On Krypton he collects his strength and
girth, I wish he'd been aborted at birth, I hate
Dan Dare and the Mekon with no hair, They live in
space, I wish they'd stay up there, stupid comics
full of space ships, I'd rather read a magazine
full of gardening tips, Batman and Robin help
people out a tight spot, Batman and Robin so
fucking what, They live in Gotham, what do they
want, a clap? If they lived in Bradford they'd
still be crap, Swamp thing I really do despair,
Looks like a marshmallow with seaweed of hair,
What kind of hero is that supposed to be, A
walking giant sea anemone, Come and join me in the
human race, Where there's no super heroes in
cartoon space



V
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 18 June, 2012, 10:13:31 pm
Sometimes I am glad to be Deaf!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 18 June, 2012, 10:20:13 pm
I hate comics, they suck the big one, I long for
the day when marvel is long gone, Comics are for
pre-pubescent moronic slime Who've got nothing
better to do with their time,

Uh-huh

The one I most hate
is Superman, An underpant wearing flying phallic
gland, On Krypton he collects his strength and
girth, I wish he'd been aborted at birth,

One time

I hate

Dan Dare and the Mekon with no hair, They live in
space, I wish they'd stay up there, stupid comics
full of space ships, I'd rather read a magazine
full of gardening tips, Batman and Robin help
people out a tight spot, Batman and Robin so
fucking what, They live in Gotham, what do they
want, a clap?

Clap clap y'all

If they lived in Bradford they'd
still be crap, Swamp thing I really do despair,
Looks like a marshmallow with seaweed of hair,

Yeeaaaaahhh

What kind of hero is that supposed to be, A
walking giant sea anemone, Come and join me in the
human race, Where there's no super heroes in
cartoon space

MC VIZZAY IN THE HIZZAY





I'm down wit the Homeowners
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 18 June, 2012, 10:42:57 pm
RACIST
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: M.I.K. on 18 June, 2012, 10:48:03 pm
This is a supposedly tongue-in-cheek post I think is a sly dig at other posters' opinions/personality traits/foibles, but which actually demonstrates my own shortcomings and prejudices to just as great an extent.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 18 June, 2012, 10:57:21 pm
Actually they are lyrics to a song by Lawnmower Deth "Lawnmowers For Heroes, Comics For Zeros".





V
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 18 June, 2012, 11:03:13 pm
This is a supposedly tongue-in-cheek post I think is a sly dig at other posters' opinions/personality traits/foibles, but which actually demonstrates my own shortcomings and prejudices to just as great an extent.

Layers upon layers upon layers...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Trout on 18 June, 2012, 11:03:29 pm
RACIST

Probably a serial killer.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 18 June, 2012, 11:04:23 pm
I like comics and sci-fi and shit so I hate sport of any form and it really upsets me that other people seem to like it.

I'm much more enlightened.  I only like the very few sports that I like, and simply can't understand what anyone sees in any others. 
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SuperSurfer on 18 June, 2012, 11:04:50 pm
Speak for yourself.  I haven't read the thing in years…
As far as I am aware, the last thing 2000AD wants is you, of all people reading it.

Anyway, it's not 'comics'. It's 'sequential art'.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 18 June, 2012, 11:08:49 pm
Anyway, it's not 'comics'. It's 'sequential art'.

You mean 'sequart'.  Get out of your horseless carriage and get with the times, true believer.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 18 June, 2012, 11:12:02 pm
The sanctity of Wikipedia must be preserved. This is why I murdered PVS.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 18 June, 2012, 11:17:52 pm
Did issue three of Big Numbers ever come out?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Trout on 18 June, 2012, 11:23:10 pm
So many boarders have vanished. Who is killing them?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 18 June, 2012, 11:29:45 pm
Mike Gloady.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 18 June, 2012, 11:39:40 pm
So many boarders have vanished. Who is killing them?

That's exactly what I would say if I were feeling guilty about something
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SuperSurfer on 18 June, 2012, 11:39:51 pm
I don't give a damn what they say on the John Byrne forum – Bolland/Leach are THE definitive Aaron A. Aardvark artists.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 18 June, 2012, 11:53:22 pm
So many boarders have vanished. Who is killing them?

They went off-message.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SuperSurfer on 19 June, 2012, 01:19:16 am
When will they bring out phone calls on Android?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 19 June, 2012, 06:44:14 am
I don't give a damn what they say on the John Byrne forum – Bolland/Leach are THE definitive Aaron A. Aardvark artists.

Mr Aardvark's back-story...now that might be interesting.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 19 June, 2012, 07:43:43 am
It's called the WHITE House for a reason.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: judgefloyd on 19 June, 2012, 07:59:57 am
something about his socialist agenda
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 19 June, 2012, 09:01:29 am
I'm still waiting for a 24 movie in the year 2012. I can't wait for all those scenes of naturalised immigrants being exposed as frothing lunatics.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 19 June, 2012, 09:06:45 am
Shopping cart woes? Never have the correct change? Interestingly enough, plastic washers that fit shopping cart slots can now be purchased from most hardware stores. Saves on excess pocket coinage every time! ;)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 19 June, 2012, 10:02:00 am
Comics creators watching this board then sneering about it on Facebook.

This post did not happen.

Link please
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 19 June, 2012, 10:20:38 am
(http://missiongeek.com/storage/post-images/2011/03/Zelda%20-%20Links.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1300411430507)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 19 June, 2012, 10:46:07 am
yeah? prove it!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spaceghost on 19 June, 2012, 10:52:27 am
Hey, why not visit my blog where I use my rudimentary understanding of cinema, coupled with my pedestrian, questionable taste to very poorly 'review' films what I done seen?

I'll be using my frankly inadequate vocabulary to let you know if a film is 'crap' or 'good', how many tits are in it and if you see anyone's head come off.

I am supremely under-qualified to offer any kind of valuable insight and I am also too unintelligent to even have an interesting opinion, but because I've managed to work out how to start a fucking blog, I now imagine myself to be Mark fucking bastarding Kermode for fuck's sake.

Here's the link - dullwittedcuntwithacomputer.blogtwat.com

Come and wallow in the shit!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SuperSurfer on 19 June, 2012, 01:07:23 pm
So if 2000AD is not aimed at the die hard fan or the lapsed, casual, or prospective reader – then JUST WHO is it aimed at?

Personally, I approach the prog with the insight of a long-term reader and with the sensibilities of a lapsed reader so it's fair to say it should be written and drawn just how I like it.

But do Americans 'get' 2000AD?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Link Prime on 19 June, 2012, 04:32:05 pm
Quote from: Proudhuff link=topic=36237.msg684708#msg684708 date=1340096520

Link please
[/quote

Yeah?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Trout on 19 June, 2012, 06:08:25 pm
Tharg hates us all.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 19 June, 2012, 06:30:56 pm
A week ago I thought Roy Hodgson a poor substitute for Harry Redknapp, and England's fortunes at their lowest ebb; now I believe 'Our Boys' can go all the way!

Dropping the Rooney-bomb can only further ensure Ukraine's humiliation- that emotionally incontinent and unpredictable mini-Hulk is just what Hodgson's organised and consistent squad of journeyman need!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: exilewood on 19 June, 2012, 07:23:59 pm
A poor substitute for Redknapp, a manager that in 40 years has managed to win one cup? & has just been sacked from the lowliest club on Earth?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spaceghost on 19 June, 2012, 08:10:38 pm
Fuck off out of here with your stupid, boring football prattle.

THIS IS THE THREAD WITH THE FUNNY WORDS.

I have to put up with with enough dull, inarticulate 'blokes' talking about mind numbing fucking football at work.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 19 June, 2012, 08:13:47 pm
I bloody hate sexism me. But I find females to be *really* sexy... It's a strange old world, eh?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Hoagy on 19 June, 2012, 08:30:46 pm
I look at these overpaid players and each has the same attitude and mannerisms of all the bad matey mates who jeered at me and chose me last at team pick time.  24 years ago!! And all the homo-erotic jokes can't hide the fact I'm still bitter.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 19 June, 2012, 08:46:14 pm
I look at these overpaid players and each has the same attitude and mannerisms of all the bad matey mates who jeered at me and chose me last at team pick time.  24 years ago!! And all the homo-erotic jokes can't hide the fact I'm still bitter.
Wayne?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 19 June, 2012, 08:48:26 pm
I look at these overpaid players and each has the same attitude and mannerisms of all the bad matey mates who jeered at me and chose me last at team pick time.  24 years ago!! And all the homo-erotic jokes can't hide the fact I'm still bitter.

I was usually picked second last. The stinky fat kid always got picked last.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 19 June, 2012, 08:56:56 pm
I look at these overpaid players and each has the same attitude and mannerisms of all the bad matey mates who jeered at me and chose me last at team pick time.  24 years ago!! And all the homo-erotic jokes can't hide the fact I'm still bitter.

I was usually picked second last. The stinky fat kid always got picked last.
no I fucking wasn't!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 19 June, 2012, 09:00:08 pm
No way were you ever fat.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 19 June, 2012, 09:10:27 pm
I hate popular people
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 19 June, 2012, 09:13:15 pm
I hate popular people

Which is why you fit in here.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: W. R. Logan on 19 June, 2012, 09:36:25 pm
Tharg hates us all.

Is that Tharg or Pat Mills?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 19 June, 2012, 09:48:55 pm
Biggie was clearly taken out in revenge for the death of Tupac. As Chuck D pointed out, Vegas is a mob town- nothing goes down there without the consent of someone in a very senior position.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 19 June, 2012, 10:02:34 pm
Prince Phillip definitely murdered Diana. 
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 19 June, 2012, 10:08:03 pm
Prince Phillip definitely murdered Diana.

Without a doubt; but was he actually driving the Punto, or was that the Queen's cousin? You know; the monstrously deformed one they usually keep walled up in the secret room in Glamis Castle (see The Invisibles Book One), that we know exists because there's more windows than doors.

Explain that!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 19 June, 2012, 10:10:41 pm
Prince Phillip definitely murdered Diana.

Without a doubt; but was he actually driving the Punto, or was that the Queen's cousin? You know; the monstrously deformed one they usually keep walled up in the secret room in Glamis Castle (see The Invisibles Book One), that we know exists because there's more windows than doors.

Explain that!

It's probably something to do with immigrants.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 19 June, 2012, 10:11:40 pm
The only thing he murdered was that sweet pussy.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: exilewood on 19 June, 2012, 10:14:38 pm
Yo, I was a fiend before I became a teen
I melted microphone instead of cones of ice cream
Music orientated so when hip-hop was originated
Fitted like pieces of puzzles, complicated
Shot grabbed the mic and try to say, " Yes y'all!"
They tried to take it, and say that I'm too small
Cool, 'Cause I don't get upset
I kick a hole in the speaker, pull the plug, then I jet
Back to the lab ...without a mic to grab
So then I add all the rhymes I had
One after the another one, then I make another one
To dis the opposite then ask if the brother's done
I get a craving like I fiend for nicotine
But I don't need a cigarette, know what I mean?
I'm raging, ripping up the stage and
Don't it sound amazing 'cause every rhyme is made and
Thought of, Cuz it's sort of...an addiction,
Magnatized by the mixing

E-F-F-E-C-T
A smooth operator operating correctly.
An E-F-F-E-C-T
A smooth operator operating correctly.
E-F-F-E-C-T
A smooth operator operating correctly.
An E-F-F-E-C-T
A smooth operator operating correctly.

But back to the problem, I gotta habit,
You can't solve it, you silly rabbit
The prescription is a hypertone that's thorough when
I fiend for a microphone like heroin
Soon as the bass kicks, I need a fix
Gimme a stage and a mic and a mix
And I'll put you in a mood or is it a state of
unawareness? Beware, it's the reanamator!
A menace to a microphone, a lethal weapon
An assasinator, if the people ain't stepping
You see a part of me that you never seen
When I'm fiending for a microphone.
Cause I take it to the maximum, I can't relax see, I'm
Hype as a hyperchrondriac 'cause the rap be one
Hell of a antidote, something you can't smoke
More than dope, you're trying to move away but you can't, you're broke
More than cracked up, you should have backed up
For those who act up need to be more than smacked up

E-F-F-E-C-T
A smooth operator operating correctly.
An E-F-F-E-C-T
A smooth operator operating correctly.
An E-F-F-E-C-T
A smooth operator operating correctly.
An E-F-F-E-C-T
A smooth operator operating correctly.

A smooth operator operating correctly.
A smooth operator operating correctly.
A smooth operator operating correctly.
A smooth operator operating correctly.

Uh!

Music orientated so when hip-hop was originated ...originated
Fitted like pieces of puzzles, complicated ...complicated
Music orientated so when hip-hop was originated ...originated
Fitted like pieces of puzzles, complicated ...complicated
Music orientated so when hip-hop was originated ...originated
Fitted like pieces of puzzles, complicated ...complicated
Music orientated so when hip-hop was originated ...originated
Fitted like pieces of puzzles, complicated ...complicated
Music orientated so when hip-hop was originated
Fitted like pieces of puzzles, complicated
Music orientated so when hip-hop was originated
Fitted like pieces of puzzles, complicated
Music orientated so when hip-hop was originated
Fitted like pieces of puzzles, complicated
Music orientated so when hip-hop was originated
Fitted like pieces of puzzles, complicated

'Cause I'm an E-F-F-E-C-T
A smooth operator operating correctly
An E-F-F-E-C-T
A smooth operator operating correctly
An E-F-F-E-C-T
A smooth operator operating correctly
An E-F-F-E-C-T
A smooth operator operating correctly

A smooth operator operating correctly
A smooth operator operating correctly
A smooth operator operating correctly
'Cause I'm an E-F-F-E-C-T
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spaceghost on 19 June, 2012, 10:16:09 pm
^THIS^
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 19 June, 2012, 10:17:23 pm
"Four legs good, two legs better!"
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 19 June, 2012, 10:18:29 pm
Why did they spend so long 'in the lab' in the Nineties? Were they checking Eazy E's t-cell count?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 19 June, 2012, 10:26:14 pm
Straight to video..
Fucking yawn.
Don't you lot look stupid now.




V
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Trout on 19 June, 2012, 10:27:19 pm
Step right up, step right up, step right up,
Everyone's a winner, bargains galore
That's right, you too can be the proud owner
Of the quality goes in before the name goes on
One-tenth of a dollar, one-tenth of a dollar, we got service after sales
You need perfume? we got perfume, how 'bout an engagement ring?
Something for the little lady, something for the little lady,
Something for the little lady, hmm
Three for a dollar
We got a year-end clearance, we got a white sale
And a smoke-damaged furniture, you can drive it away today
Act now, act now, and receive as our gift, our gift to you
They come in all colors, one size fits all
No muss, no fuss, no spills, you're tired of kitchen drudgery
Everything must go, going out of business, going out of business
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Fifty percent off original retail price, skip the middle man
Don't settle for less
How do we do it? how do we do it? volume, volume, turn up the volume
Now you've heard it advertised, don't hesitate
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That's right, it filets, it chops, it dices, slices,
Never stops, lasts a lifetime, mows your lawn
And it mows your lawn and it picks up the kids from school
It gets rid of unwanted facial hair, it gets rid of embarrassing age spots,
It delivers a pizza, and it lengthens, and it strengthens
And it finds that slipper that's been at large
under the chaise lounge for several weeks
And it plays a mean Rhythm Master,
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And it's only a dollar, step right up, it's only a dollar, step right up
'Cause it forges your signature
If not completely satisfied, mail back unused portion of product
For complete refund of price of purchase
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And it entertains visiting relatives, it turns a sandwich into a banquet
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Change into a nine-year-old Hindu boy, get rid of your wife,
And it walks your dog, and it doubles on sax
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And it steals your car
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And it's the only product you will ever need
Follow these easy assembly instructions it never needs ironing
Well it takes weights off hips, bust, thighs, chin, midriff,
Gives you dandruff, and it finds you a job, it is a job
And it strips the phone company free take ten for five exchange,
And it gives you denture breath
And you know it's a friend, and it's a companion
And it gets rid of your traveler's checks
It's new, it's improved, it's old-fashioned
Well it takes care of business, never needs winding,
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Gets rid of blackheads, the heartbreak of psoriasis,
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'Cause it's effective, it's defective, it creates household odors,
It disinfects, it sanitizes for your protection
It gives you an erection, it wins the election
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It's a redeemable coupon, no obligation, no salesman will visit your home
We got a jackpot, jackpot, jackpot, prizes, prizes, prizes, all work guaranteed
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We need your business, we're going out of business
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Read the easy-to-follow assembly instructions, batteries not included
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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: exilewood on 19 June, 2012, 10:33:45 pm
Class.

Send by pre-paid mail a photo of yourself, two dead creeping charlies, and a self addressed stamped envelope to:
the Tropicana Motor Hotel, Hollywood, California, c/o Young Tom Waits
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 19 June, 2012, 10:42:10 pm
Never needs ironing.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 19 June, 2012, 10:42:45 pm
Thing of beauty, that song, brilliant for driving to - and I've never seen the lyrics written down before.  "It gives you an erection, it wins the election / Why put up with painful corns any longer?".  The man is a fucking genius.  Many thanks, Trouty.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 19 June, 2012, 10:45:12 pm
the large print giveth, and the small print taketh away
One of my all time favourite songs...and I could on my hand the number of people I know who know it. Thanks for posting.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 19 June, 2012, 10:46:13 pm
Roger's Mom says you're all hypocrites.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SuperSurfer on 20 June, 2012, 01:49:44 am
The film poster is so obviously a coded nod to all the diehard Dredd fans. I'm not just talking about the hidden face. The golden shoulder pad is the real give away. Why would it be golden? Surely that would give away a Judge's position in a stake out or a shoot out. No two ways about it, they are saying to us: look guys we hear you, we acknowledge you, this film depends on you, you're still hurting since 95 (we get that). Fellas, we're with you all the way – thanks for keeping the flag burning through thick and thin – THIS ONE IS FOR YOU, GUYS 

…you bunch of tossers
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Trout on 20 June, 2012, 08:57:06 am
Class.

Send by pre-paid mail a photo of yourself, two dead creeping charlies, and a self addressed stamped envelope to:
the Tropicana Motor Hotel, Hollywood, California, c/o Young Tom Waits

the large print giveth, and the small print taketh away
One of my all time favourite songs...and I could on my hand the number of people I know who know it. Thanks for posting.

Never needs ironing.

All credit to Albion, who mentioned it on Facebook. Love that song.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 20 June, 2012, 09:19:33 am
I love the scent of freshly cut grass.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 20 June, 2012, 11:08:16 am
I hate moaners/critics over any small stuff like in Dredd movie threads!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 20 June, 2012, 11:40:02 am
Now I got You-Know-Who abusive with me!

"Goaty - he is proof that deaf people can be just as annoying as people with no disabilities. Not paying you anymore attention, deaf git."

I never feelings so powerful, haha!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Tiplodocus on 20 June, 2012, 12:13:24 pm
Nobody is denying that a FEZ is indeed a hat.

Our argument is that pictures of a Monkey wearing a Fez are quite commonplace and to qualify, it has to be a monkey in a different kind of hat.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 20 June, 2012, 12:27:39 pm
Nobody is denying that a FEZ is indeed a hat.

Our argument is that pictures of a Monkey wearing a Fez are quite commonplace and to qualify, it has to be a monkey in a different kind of hat.

Oh Lord... how many times have I met this response in my career as an organ-grinder!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Large48 on 20 June, 2012, 02:57:43 pm
Is it me or does the Dredd Trailor makes it seem that the 'future' is happening in a couple of weeks?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 20 June, 2012, 03:15:09 pm
Is it me or does the Dredd Trailor makes it seem that the 'future' is happening in a couple of weeks?
well... It is.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Hoagy on 20 June, 2012, 07:02:22 pm
Are you all Fkn stoned? Cos you type like you are!!!!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 20 June, 2012, 07:15:08 pm
Of course the word 'Assassin' has a curious origin, but that's another story.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 20 June, 2012, 09:05:09 pm
Anyone else watch man vs food? A 18 foot wide pizza, how cool is that!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SuperSurfer on 20 June, 2012, 09:43:02 pm
Anyone else watch man vs food? A 18 foot wide pizza, how cool is that!
'MAN V. FOOD' – not 'man vs food'. Jesus Christ, can't people get the simplest thing right?

Any idea when the DVD box set is out by the way?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: W. R. Logan on 21 June, 2012, 06:16:56 am
After watching the new Dredd trailer, I've come to realise that Scojo isnt a nutter but a prophet.
How could we have doubted you!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 21 June, 2012, 06:26:23 am
There is a disconnect between the designer who wishes to create reliable cranial protection for 22 century law enforcement ...and the designer who must keep the scale of said protection small enough to satisfy a 21 century film fanatics sensibilities.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Large48 on 21 June, 2012, 10:48:07 am
I'm going to buy a white van and sell it to CF as being an actual film used prop........
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 21 June, 2012, 12:42:13 pm
I'm going to buy a white van and sell it to CF as being an actual film used prop........

And I am going to paint it yellow.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Trout on 21 June, 2012, 12:44:29 pm
I hope this film is good, but it will never be as good as the comic.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: judgefloyd on 21 June, 2012, 12:53:55 pm
well, I've said my piece and I was only being civil, so that is my very last word on the subject I'm not saying any more and I've said all that I have to say and that's that
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Colin YNWA on 21 June, 2012, 12:55:58 pm
I hope this film is good, but it will never be as good as the comic.

Whoops, don't go looking at the thread I've just started...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Large48 on 21 June, 2012, 02:35:41 pm
I never did get to see the tits on that bird on here that whinged a lot and upset everyone.....
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spaceghost on 21 June, 2012, 03:01:47 pm
I never did get to see the tits on that bird on here that whinged a lot and upset everyone.....

Apparently there's a rumour that there are one or two sites on the internet where you can see pictures of topless ladies.

It seems implausible to me.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 21 June, 2012, 03:34:19 pm
Yeah tits looks nice

(http://www.favonius.com/furzefield/birds/tits.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Emperor on 21 June, 2012, 07:23:35 pm
Everyone seems to have forgotten that Bob Holness was the first Dredd. :(
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 21 June, 2012, 10:28:01 pm
Everyone seems to have forgotten that Bob Holness was the first Dredd. :(

 :lol:
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 22 June, 2012, 04:08:35 pm
It's Friday so here is an example of a man on an epic quest for beer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2XeVs4wqdE&sns=em
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 22 June, 2012, 04:35:27 pm
It's Friday so here is an example of a man on an epic quest for beer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2XeVs4wqdE&sns=em

I liked the bit where the guy fell over!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 22 June, 2012, 04:59:48 pm
It's Friday so here is an example of a man on an epic quest for beer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2XeVs4wqdE&sns=em

I liked the bit where the guy fell over!
Me too, But I liked the bit where he achieves six pack better!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 22 June, 2012, 07:06:19 pm
Thinks a bottle of wine too much for Friday
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 22 June, 2012, 07:14:35 pm
Think my avatar winks freak me out on my iPad!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 22 June, 2012, 07:28:35 pm
Think my avatar winks freak me out on my iPad!
They are unsettling.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 22 June, 2012, 07:30:26 pm
Alright, been holding this back WAY too long, ANDERSON COOPER, 2 last names, ok, fine, what are his 2 first names???
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 23 June, 2012, 01:33:55 am
I love Mr Soap!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 23 June, 2012, 08:25:10 am
I love Mr Soap!

Call yourself a comics fan!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 24 June, 2012, 12:18:56 am
I love Mr Soap!

Call yourself a comics fan!

Well I am learning...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: judgefloyd on 24 June, 2012, 07:20:17 am
all of this relates to what I did in university
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 24 June, 2012, 07:20:09 pm
Garret Dillahunt played Jesus once. Huh.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 24 June, 2012, 08:00:45 pm
Youtube hits are love.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Misanthrope on 25 June, 2012, 04:50:25 am
Falkirk!!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 26 June, 2012, 08:56:01 pm
Beat you to it. I posted it earlier than you so ner ner na ner nerrrrr.
 :P (I put a silly smiley face to dampen the sarcasm but really mean 'Fuck you, you slow twat')




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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 26 June, 2012, 08:59:25 pm
A SERVICE WHICH IS FREE AND WHICH I AM IN NO WAY OBLIGED TO USE HAS FAILED TO MEET MY NEEDS OVER THE PAST 24 HOURS
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 26 June, 2012, 09:02:32 pm
Stands side on to camera.
Takes off sunglasses.
Looks towards camera.
makes bon mot.
YYYYYYEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 26 June, 2012, 09:07:35 pm
I AM COMPLETELY FINE WITH MORDECAI AND RIGBY'S LAZY ATTITUDES.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 26 June, 2012, 09:52:39 pm
First!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: exilewood on 26 June, 2012, 10:24:24 pm
The key is Frank!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: exilewood on 26 June, 2012, 10:42:30 pm
And I dig making double-posts.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 27 June, 2012, 02:12:10 am
I can't gets no sleep.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 27 June, 2012, 09:16:40 am
dogs have owners, cats have staff

Meow!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 27 June, 2012, 10:40:14 am
First!....aw shit, beat myself too it. Next time Me!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 27 June, 2012, 11:01:52 am
All the kids shows have suicide now.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 27 June, 2012, 11:11:05 am
A pus-like goo just at my lower back, he said it was normal  :(
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: shaolin_monkey on 27 June, 2012, 02:54:17 pm
So my 3D rendition of Van Gogh's Starry Night got picked for 'best of the week' on the 3DS Colors Gallery.  Which was nice.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: exilewood on 27 June, 2012, 08:41:58 pm
I just saw a jewish kid whose yamaka was too big for him.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 27 June, 2012, 09:36:54 pm
Look, if you say you don't like it, that is obviously because you simply do not understand it.
Me, I'd dead clever, and I DO, understand it, so if you don't mind, I'll write a patronising (and it has to be said, slightly passive aggressive) post about it. Of course, it may seem at times that I contradict myself in what I'm saying, but that is just your imagination.
I'm dead clever, remember?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 27 June, 2012, 10:02:57 pm
There's a sinister story doing the rounds, you might call it a conspiracy theory. At night you'll see these trucks on the highways, heading to secret landfills. It's where they dump 'Polo Mint Interior Waste'...y'know, the bits that are left over once they punch the holes? know what I'm saying?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 27 June, 2012, 10:05:39 pm
I'm going to get the first post on every page of this thread.




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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 27 June, 2012, 10:10:04 pm
I guessed that would happen/recognised that character straight away but never piped up when the question was asked until it was pointed out by someone else then staked my claim afterwards...(cough bullshit waffle full of shite)...





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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 27 June, 2012, 10:36:54 pm
Heavy Metal! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9wZLN-P8AI&feature=related)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 28 June, 2012, 08:17:56 am
I'm serial kidder
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 28 June, 2012, 09:27:47 am
運行的是一個大國如烹小鮮。  :lol:
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Large48 on 28 June, 2012, 09:36:35 am
A pus-like goo just at my lower back, he said it was normal  :(

Was he doing his zipper up when he said that?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 28 June, 2012, 10:04:54 pm
The inappropriate conduct at Barclays was limited to a few individuals.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Modern Panther on 28 June, 2012, 10:33:20 pm
Statistically, most crimes are limited to a small number of individual.  I say we shoot a few of them, make an example.

Cameron helpfully says that "serious questions" must be answered.  Hopefully, by "serious questions" he meant "criminal charges relating to massive fraud".
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Emperor on 28 June, 2012, 10:52:57 pm
We're all in this together.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 28 June, 2012, 11:06:10 pm
Had some pretty heavy thunder storms today. What's the weather like in your neck of the woods.




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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 28 June, 2012, 11:11:02 pm
I hope you're sitting down for this, because I'm about to tell you something that will shock you.

It was raining. RAINING I SAY!!

IN IRELAND OF ALL PLACES!!!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 28 June, 2012, 11:12:56 pm
I hope you're sitting down for this, because I'm about to tell you something that will shock you.

It was raining. RAINING I SAY!!

IN IRELAND OF ALL PLACES!!!

Number two item on the national news.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 28 June, 2012, 11:22:16 pm
Big Pink TITS







(http://www.andysnapephotography.com/images/_M4G7775_Long_Tailed_Tits_-_Copy.jpg)



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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 28 June, 2012, 11:25:55 pm
Eugh, they're fake, they're all uneven, one's clearly bigger than the other
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Emperor on 29 June, 2012, 02:03:38 am
Had some pretty heavy thunder storms today. What's the weather like in your neck of the woods.

It threw down, then the clouds cleared and it was really hot and humid.

Lucky global warming is a conspiracy by anti-business communists or I'd think something was messing with our weather. I mean Sun, in the UK, in Summer? Me arse.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 29 June, 2012, 07:18:37 am
LOL
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: W. R. Logan on 29 June, 2012, 12:19:02 pm
What this thread lacks are some fan written Dredd film scripts 8-?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Emperor on 29 June, 2012, 07:34:33 pm
Leave bankers alone, bumholes!! It is far more complicated than people giving you money, you lending it out, the loan being repaid with interest, the banks taking a cut from that and passing the rest on to the saver. It is vastly more complex than that and we mere mortals couldn't hope to understand what they get up to or question their bonuses. So back off - sharky has gone quiet recently...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 29 June, 2012, 08:20:07 pm
He's been undercover at the Brussels summit, working to accelerate the dismantling of the architecture of pseudo-capitalism, and in his spare time giggling at the statue of the little boy having a wee.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Emperor on 29 June, 2012, 08:22:10 pm
He's been undercover at the Brussels summit, working to accelerate the dismantling of the architecture of pseudo-capitalism, and in his spare time giggling at the statue of the little boy having a wee.

Close but you it the wrong way round -in his spare time he is working to accelerate the dismantling of the architecture of pseudo-capitalism.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 29 June, 2012, 08:27:40 pm
What did you get for Christmas?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Link Prime on 29 June, 2012, 08:55:24 pm
I f*ckin hate Marvel Comics.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Link Prime on 29 June, 2012, 08:56:12 pm
I LOVE Marvel!
Duuuuuuuuuddddeeee.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Emperor on 29 June, 2012, 09:05:11 pm
Comics are shit these days and only fit for children in head injury wards.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 29 June, 2012, 09:17:25 pm
2000AD is the new bible!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Emperor on 29 June, 2012, 09:26:09 pm
2000AD is the new bogroll!

FTFY
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 29 June, 2012, 09:45:42 pm
I put your're mom in the head injury ward. The good kind.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: LARF on 30 June, 2012, 12:00:45 am
Why can't we go back to the good old days when real men used to create comics, you know the ones who had hairy chests, drank real ale, farted at the urinal whilst pissing a barrel, smoked pipes, wanted their dinner ready when they got home, wore slippers in the shed, grew tomatoes in a greenhouse made from old windows rescued from a bombed out house from the blitz, wore brill cream, thought stubble was only there to light your match because the only matches are only swan vestas and shirt tails are for wiping your arse because bog paper is too rough down the club and Andrex too expensive & your finger goes through, men who only eat liver on tuesdays, have gravy on their pancakes, write between the hours of 10 and 5 wear high trousers and tank tops?

It's about time they made a comeback because it was civilised, manly and brave!

Men who didn't have iPhones and large thumbs and had to keep editing threads because of fricking typos because iPhones were the future you'd write about, but in your future the iPhone was really an alien that absorbed human brain cells and fed them to its young! Because back then men ha DiMaggio action, creativity and old spice!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 30 June, 2012, 12:05:28 am
I sharted in public! This totally happened, seriously!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: LARF on 30 June, 2012, 12:12:01 am
Squirrel!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: shaolin_monkey on 30 June, 2012, 12:18:00 am
You would have thought so, wouldn't you, but it appeared to be a green homunculus in a jar, which she found in her kitchen cupboard.  Hell of a racket it was making!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 30 June, 2012, 12:20:59 am
Tralfamador, never had the pleasure, been to Dresden many times.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Modern Panther on 30 June, 2012, 09:24:17 am
So it goes.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 30 June, 2012, 04:39:39 pm
So it goes.

*

I know, diff'rnt book, but hilarious no less.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 30 June, 2012, 08:26:13 pm
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/403797_10150892262896636_919774260_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 30 June, 2012, 10:26:48 pm
A Hairy Bush



(http://www.thegardensofeden.org/img/s1/v22/p1010268731-3.jpg)





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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 30 June, 2012, 10:36:14 pm
YOUR BUMHOLE


(http://solarsystem.nasa.gov/images/Uranus.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 01 July, 2012, 08:37:28 am
Who thinks the EDF Zingy looks shit.

(http://www.hortal.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Gas-and-electricity-for-your-home-and-business-supplied-by-EDF-Energy-165754-e1333469002972.png)




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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 01 July, 2012, 08:49:09 am
So it goes.

With my earlier * I was referring to the picture at this link....a much better asterix
http://www.readvonnegut.com/2011/01/new-domain-readvonnegutcom.html
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 01 July, 2012, 12:01:25 pm
Nom nom nom
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 01 July, 2012, 12:06:05 pm
They've only released one trailer so far. Clearly the producers have no faith in this movie. WHERE'STHE SECOND TRAILER?!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 01 July, 2012, 12:23:12 pm
What do you think the plot for Dredd 4 should be?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: W. R. Logan on 01 July, 2012, 12:49:54 pm
What do you think the plot for Dredd 4 should be?

Dredd takes on vehicle designers of the future for suppressing the technology for flying cars.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 01 July, 2012, 12:51:30 pm
What do you think the plot for Dredd 4 should be?

Hey, I live in Jo'burg, was an extra on the film,  Alex Garland is my uncle, and I have seen the film at a preview screening. Just thought I'd pop into this forum to give you all my insider opinion on this movie:

I thought Dredd took me to the wild streets of Mega City One, the lone oasis of quasi-civilization on Cursed Earth. As I see it, Judge Dredd was the most feared of elite Street Judges, with the power to enforce the law, sentence offenders and execute them on the spot – if necessary.

My favourite bit was when the endlessly inventive mind of writer Alex Garland and the frenetic vision of director Peter Travis brought DREDD to life as a futuristic neo-noir action film that returned the celebrated character to the dark, visceral incarnation from John Wagner and Carlos Ezquerra’s revered comic strip.

I especially liked all the bits that anyone with an internet connection can see in the two minute fucking trailer. Don't forget to check out the review on my blog too. www.lonelyfantasist.org (http://www.lonelyfantasist.org)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 01 July, 2012, 05:40:47 pm
Well, as were talking about the new Dredd film, im really enjoying Dog the Bounty Hunter at the minute on Pick TV.

(http://i.imgur.com/Dy185.jpg)

As im new to the show, i thought id google Mr Dog, and i find out he's a Barnsley lad born and bred! Who'd a thunk it, huh?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 01 July, 2012, 05:41:55 pm
Well, as were talking about the new Dredd film, im really enjoying Dog the Bounty Hunter at the minute on Pick TV.

(http://i.imgur.com/Dy185.jpg)

As im new to the show, i thought id google Mr Dog, and i find out he's a Barnsley lad born and bred! Who'd a thunk it, huh?

with heavy beard, Wulf?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 01 July, 2012, 08:01:00 pm
I hate superheroes SO MUCH. I commissioned a bunch of artists to draw Dredd and Alpha and Slaine MURDERING all the STUPID CAPED LOSERS in order to show HOW MUCH I LOVE 2000 AD. No one who reads 2000 AD should EVER SULLY THEIR SHELVES with SUPERHERO GARBAGE. 2000 AD is the most sophisticated comic of all time. NO OTHER COMIC has ever dealt with complex issues in the same way. RACISM in Nemesis, HOW BUSINESSMEN ARE BAD in Button Man and WOMEN in Shakara Book 3 are proof that 2000 AD is not fit for STUPID AMERICANS. It is your duty to go on to other comic forums and inform other people that they are STUPID FOR LIKING COMICS THAT AREN'T 2000 AD.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 01 July, 2012, 08:02:29 pm
I hate superheroes SO MUCH. I commissioned a bunch of artists to draw Dredd and Alpha and Slaine MURDERING all the STUPID CAPED LOSERS in order to show HOW MUCH I LOVE 2000 AD. No one who reads 2000 AD should EVER SULLY THEIR SHELVES with SUPERHERO GARBAGE. 2000 AD is the most sophisticated comic of all time. NO OTHER COMIC has ever dealt with complex issues in the same way. RACISM in Nemesis, HOW BUSINESSMEN ARE BAD in Button Man and WOMEN in Shakara Book 3 are proof that 2000 AD is not fit for STUPID AMERICANS. It is your duty to go on to other comic forums and inform other people that they are STUPID FOR LIKING COMICS THAT AREN'T 2000 AD.

^ This
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 01 July, 2012, 08:13:40 pm
I hate superheroes SO MUCH. I commissioned a bunch of artists to draw Dredd and Alpha and Slaine MURDERING all the STUPID CAPED LOSERS in order to show HOW MUCH I LOVE 2000 AD. No one who reads 2000 AD should EVER SULLY THEIR SHELVES with SUPERHERO GARBAGE. 2000 AD is the most sophisticated comic of all time. NO OTHER COMIC has ever dealt with complex issues in the same way. RACISM in Nemesis, HOW BUSINESSMEN ARE BAD in Button Man and WOMEN in Shakara Book 3 are proof that 2000 AD is not fit for STUPID AMERICANS. It is your duty to go on to other comic forums and inform other people that they are STUPID FOR LIKING COMICS THAT AREN'T 2000 AD.

Thought Dredd did that to "superheros" team in last Meg?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 01 July, 2012, 08:50:24 pm
Hush now.

Football is happening
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 01 July, 2012, 08:57:34 pm
I'm happening on your're mom's face.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Modern Panther on 01 July, 2012, 09:01:47 pm
*your
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: LARF on 01 July, 2012, 09:10:32 pm
I'm happening on your're mom's face.

S'funny I was just talking to her on the phone, thought she was a bit Pre-occupied
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 01 July, 2012, 10:05:38 pm
Julius Caesar, Nero, Caligula, Galileo, Da Vinci, Mussolini, Burlusconi, your boys took a hell of a beating!

Your're mom took a hell of a beating
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 01 July, 2012, 10:29:27 pm
Julius Caesar, Nero, Caligula, Galileo, Da Vinci, Mussolini, Burlusconi, your boys took a hell of a beating!

La burro rifa!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 01 July, 2012, 10:29:50 pm
ROMNEY/SANTORUM 2012
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: shaolin_monkey on 02 July, 2012, 10:44:15 am
I hate superheroes SO MUCH. I commissioned a bunch of artists to draw Dredd and Alpha and Slaine MURDERING all the STUPID CAPED LOSERS in order to show HOW MUCH I LOVE 2000 AD. No one who reads 2000 AD should EVER SULLY THEIR SHELVES with SUPERHERO GARBAGE. 2000 AD is the most sophisticated comic of all time. NO OTHER COMIC has ever dealt with complex issues in the same way. RACISM in Nemesis, HOW BUSINESSMEN ARE BAD in Button Man and WOMEN in Shakara Book 3 are proof that 2000 AD is not fit for STUPID AMERICANS. It is your duty to go on to other comic forums and inform other people that they are STUPID FOR LIKING COMICS THAT AREN'T 2000 AD.

 :D

Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 02 July, 2012, 10:47:09 am
BOOTKNIFE!!!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 02 July, 2012, 11:12:14 am
Bit of an oxymoron but...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 02 July, 2012, 04:28:17 pm
Anyone want ot read my scripts? they are really deep and have lots of guns
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: LARF on 02 July, 2012, 07:36:32 pm
It was the chicken btw
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 02 July, 2012, 07:45:59 pm
If that cover was made into a poster I'd buy it.






(Poster made, No sales!)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 02 July, 2012, 08:15:45 pm
If that cover was made into a poster I'd buy it.






(Poster made, one sale!)

Fixed that for ya CF.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 02 July, 2012, 08:35:01 pm
The main problem with this 50 Shades of Gray book is that it encourages the womenfolk to read.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 03 July, 2012, 12:38:20 am
EVERYONE SHOULD STOP RIPPING OFF DREDD. That means you, Robocop. That means you, Batman. That means you The Raid. I'LL SHOW YOU ALL.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SuperSurfer on 03 July, 2012, 12:50:50 am
Yeah, well I've been reading 2000AD since prog 1.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: darnmarr on 03 July, 2012, 12:58:56 am
I've been reading comics since the Bayeux tapestry.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: shaolin_monkey on 03 July, 2012, 01:01:19 am
In 'The Naked Ape' Desmond Morris theorises the reason we have evolved less hair than other primates is to aid tactile sensation during sexual congress. His book zoologically describes the means by which humans become aroused through skin to skin contact in some detail. Remind me not to read it in work again.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 03 July, 2012, 11:43:18 am
The strongest evidence yet, of the existence of the 'God particle', has been discovered.
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/higgs-boson-evidence-god-particle-reported-fermilab-physicists/t/story?id=16695742
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Hoagy on 03 July, 2012, 12:55:22 pm
The strongest evidence yet, of the existence of the 'God particle', has been discovered.
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/higgs-boson-evidence-god-particle-reported-fermilab-physicists/t/story?id=16695742
Needs to be in the Science is so drokkin...etc thread
If that cover was made into a poster I'd buy it.






(Poster made, No sales!)

Needs to be in the covers etc thread.

Yeah, well I've been reading 2000AD since prog 1.


Needs to be in the how do you read your ...etc thread.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Trout on 03 July, 2012, 01:50:38 pm
Something about Nazis, with a personal attack on people who disagree with me.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Trout on 03 July, 2012, 01:53:42 pm
Sorry about the double post.

(I'm not sorry about the double post.)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Large48 on 03 July, 2012, 02:52:52 pm
I know where there is a car full of helmets.......
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Kowalsky (formerly JudgeGumpty) on 03 July, 2012, 03:15:42 pm
In China they are called the Yeren, in Vietnam Rock Apes, in Australia the Yowie and in America the Sasquatch.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 03 July, 2012, 04:08:39 pm
In China they are called the Yeren, in Vietnam Rock Apes, in Australia the Yowie and in America the Sasquatch.

Among native Americans they have many names...many, make no mistake, they are out there...even Jane Goodall thinks it possible. In Europe they were known as the 'woodwose' and I am the last of their number.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 03 July, 2012, 05:06:53 pm
The strongest evidence yet, of the existence of the 'God particle', has been discovered.
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/higgs-boson-evidence-god-particle-reported-fermilab-physicists/t/story?id=16695742
Needs to be in the Science is so drokkin...etc thread
If that cover was made into a poster I'd buy it.






(Poster made, No sales!)

Needs to be in the covers etc thread.

Yeah, well I've been reading 2000AD since prog 1.


Needs to be in the how do you read your ...etc thread.

This needs to be in the pedants' thread
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 03 July, 2012, 05:12:42 pm
If anyone's interested here's some footage of me on my summer hols weeee! (driving along the coast)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cKpzp358F4&sns=em
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 03 July, 2012, 05:14:14 pm
Later emperors would use the name as a title, not a surname, although none of them were of the Caesar family, and - strictly speaking - only Augustus could even claim to be a true-blood Julian, and, even then, that was on his mother's side.

Historically, when we now talk about 'Caesar', we mean Gaius Julius Caesar, although, at the time, the name would have been taken to mean the emperor of the day.

i.e. "Render unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's". Which, at the time Jesus was supposed to have said this, would have been the Emperor Tiberius.

Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SuperSurfer on 03 July, 2012, 05:36:30 pm
If anyone's interested here's some footage of me on my summer hols weeee! (driving along the coast)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cKpzp358F4&sns=em

You can't pull the wool over our eyes so easily, Mister. Can't be your summer hols. The shadows go the wrong way. Think we're stupid here? Don't try and mug us off.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: LARF on 03 July, 2012, 05:51:42 pm
I've just had an amazing poo!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 03 July, 2012, 06:06:09 pm
If anyone's interested here's some footage of me on my summer hols weeee! (driving along the coast)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cKpzp358F4&sns=em

You can't pull the wool over our eyes so easily, Mister. Can't be your summer hols. The shadows go the wrong way. Think we're stupid here? Don't try and mug us off.
Honest, it was me, honest.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 03 July, 2012, 06:09:35 pm
36 pages and I still don't know what this is about  :o
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: shaolin_monkey on 03 July, 2012, 06:19:10 pm
Moistened bints with scimitars.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: LARF on 03 July, 2012, 06:31:04 pm
Moistened bints with scimitars.

Yep!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 03 July, 2012, 06:53:09 pm


(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7259/7419823454_fc84d5983e_m.jpg)

This is the kind of thing, LOOK at that  :o, I ask you
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Kowalsky (formerly JudgeGumpty) on 03 July, 2012, 07:00:04 pm
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2011/02/3960223930cb3b17cb07-1297108102.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: darnmarr on 03 July, 2012, 10:29:00 pm
Do you even know what a rhetorical question is?-no! of course you don't!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Modern Panther on 03 July, 2012, 11:50:45 pm
BOOM! 37.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: judgefloyd on 04 July, 2012, 12:41:23 am
Ta mee cummal ayns Northcote, agh ta mee gobbraghey ayns Springvale as Melbourne.  S'mie lhiam gobbragey ayns Melbourne agh cha mie lhiam goll gys Springvale.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: darnmarr on 04 July, 2012, 12:41:51 am
My brother had hungry-hippos,
 My sisters had Monopoly and Scrabble,
 My Dad had a deck of cards,
 and I had this game where you turned dials on wheels to deposit counters in a tray while imagining you were a safe-cracker:

 This was my downfall.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 04 July, 2012, 08:12:52 am
This was my downfall.

Auteur! 
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 04 July, 2012, 08:29:34 am
Women's new bible!

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/313930_10150899090761636_1406307195_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 04 July, 2012, 10:44:44 am
36 pages and I still don't know what this is about  :o
That really should go in the 'What Things are About' thread.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SuperSurfer on 04 July, 2012, 11:47:01 am
Nothing to see here, please move along.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: shaolin_monkey on 04 July, 2012, 01:40:59 pm
I could really use some quantative easing right now.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 04 July, 2012, 02:44:48 pm
The Juews are the men that will not be blamed for nothing.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 04 July, 2012, 03:18:49 pm
The Juews are the men that will not be blamed for nothing.

This should be on the Euro 2012 Football thread
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Large48 on 04 July, 2012, 04:48:46 pm
Mountain Hippies?


And not in a good way..........
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Modern Panther on 04 July, 2012, 05:41:34 pm
Its all about the notorious supporter of gay marriage and self-confessed player of the pink oboe, Jimmy Carter.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: darnmarr on 04 July, 2012, 06:35:49 pm
There was an angry cry of: "Well Jenkins, you could easily kill a man without leaving a trace, perhaps with an ice-pick, in the back-passage,  you easliy might you cad.. -but that is no reason to rule out my 'spot-the-ball coupon!' " and immediately after this surprising ejaculation, the Deacon fell back into his fitful, and feverish semi-coma. 

"Curioser and Curioser " said Admiral Bull-Qualities, to no-one in particular, as he helped himself to yet another medicinal port; The Admiral was secretly internally mystified over which servant to blame it on this time;  certainly not another footman . His moustache bristled with irritation; why always such fuss at Michelmas?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 04 July, 2012, 09:40:37 pm
Women's new bible!

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/313930_10150899090761636_1406307195_n.jpg)
PAH
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-d5J3T8qCf_g/T5-uBX6DdBI/AAAAAAAAAp4/EniQww7DC2U/s1600/A+man+with+a+maid.jpg)





V
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 04 July, 2012, 10:44:27 pm
All pedestrians should be shot.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: JOE SOAP on 04 July, 2012, 10:50:11 pm
Tordelback peaked at post #9736.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 04 July, 2012, 11:00:37 pm
Damnit man, the 11,000s were some of my best work, so full of dynamism and experiment.  Just because you internet nerds can't let go of some idealised static vision of my output based on how it was during your own impressionable years.  I'm an artist, I need to grow.  Posterity will conclude my best was yet to come.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: shaolin_monkey on 04 July, 2012, 11:21:35 pm
In 1930, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the... Anyone? Anyone?... the Great Depression, passed the... Anyone? Anyone? The tariff bill? The Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act? Which, anyone? Raised or lowered?... raised tariffs, in an effort to collect more revenue for the federal government. Did it work? Anyone? Anyone know the effects? It did not work, and the United States sank deeper into the Great Depression. Today we have a similar debate over this. Anyone know what this is? Class? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone seen this before? The Laffer Curve. Anyone know what this says? It says that at this point on the revenue curve, you will get exactly the same amount of revenue as at this point. This is very controversial. Does anyone know what Vice President Bush called this in 1980? Anyone? Something-d-o-o economics. "Voodoo" economics.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 04 July, 2012, 11:52:05 pm
In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.




V
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 04 July, 2012, 11:57:04 pm
The Juews are the men that will not be blamed for nothing.
Belongs in the Ripper thread...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 05 July, 2012, 12:04:03 am
Of all the animals to clone, a bloody sheep, they all look the bloody same!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 05 July, 2012, 04:30:15 pm
This is not Nam. This is the internet. There are rules.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 06 July, 2012, 09:20:11 pm
(http://cdn.jodu.com/images/socialpinboard/3/3b/3bbadb9ae7e64b6381c8b489771c7102_4ff72aadf3286_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Dandontdare on 06 July, 2012, 09:48:32 pm
All irregularities will be handled by the forces controlling each dimension. Transuranic heavy elements may not be used where there is life. Medium atomic weights are available
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 06 July, 2012, 10:14:21 pm
I watched Attack of the Clones again tonight.  Holy shit is that one crap movie. 
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 06 July, 2012, 10:22:54 pm
All irregularities will be handled by the forces controlling each dimension. Transuranic heavy elements may not be used where there is life. Medium atomic weights are available


Magnet and Steel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bkm-epzhGA) have been assigned! Bloody love that programme.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 06 July, 2012, 10:53:10 pm
I experienced an Event the other day and I need to tell you all about it because none of my RL friends will understand and mostly because I feel it important that I should teach you about what I learned from this Event even though (you claim) you have experienced a similar event it simply cannot be of the same high order of magnitude as the Event I experienced that quite laterally changed my life (yes, I said laterally on purpose to demonstrate that my whole perspective on life has changed thanks to this Event) and I'm now Chosen of God to tell you what the Event means and how it changed my outlook for the better and will also change yours and it's so simple the Lesson is that you just have to blah blah blah blah happiness blah blah positive energies blah blah waffle piffle blah Great Spirit wiffle blah blah cast into Hell for the rest of time.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: JOE SOAP on 06 July, 2012, 10:54:46 pm
All irregularities will be handled by the forces controlling each dimension. Transuranic heavy elements may not be used where there is life. Medium atomic weights are available


Magnet and Steel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bkm-epzhGA) have been assigned! Bloody love that programme.



Magnet and Steel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7DAHi_Cks8)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 06 July, 2012, 10:57:56 pm


















That \/
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 06 July, 2012, 11:04:03 pm
They all grew up in the same orphanage together but the lady from the future made them forget.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 06 July, 2012, 11:07:59 pm
Pfft. They did that in 'The Not-Too-Brightly-Lit-At-All Zone' in 1732. Somebody should sue somebody and I should be respected and revered for my wide-ranging and comprehensive knowledge of all sorts of pointless obscura.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 06 July, 2012, 11:09:12 pm
I watched Attack of the Clones again tonight.  Holy shit is that one crap movie.

How dare you! You probably just haven't watched films in the correct order.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 06 July, 2012, 11:14:22 pm
Whenever sang my songs
On the stage, on my own
Whenever said my words
Wishing they would be heard
I saw you smiling at me
Was it real or just my fantasy
You'd always be there in the corner
Of this tiny little bar

My last night here for you
Same old songs, just once more
My last night here with you?
Maybe yes, maybe no
I kind of liked it your way
How you shyly placed your eyes on me

Oh, did you ever know?
That I had mine on you

Darling, so there you are
With that look on your face
As if you're never hurt
As if you're never down
Shall I be the one for you
Who pinches you softly but sure
If frown is shown then
I will know that you are no dreamer

So let me come to you
Close as I wanted to be
Close enough for me
To feel your heart beating fast
And stay there as I whisper

How I loved your peaceful eyes on me
did you ever know
That I had mine on you

Darling, so share with me
Your love if you have enough
Your tears if your're holding back
Or pain if that's what it is
How can I let you know
I'm more than the dress and the voice
Just reach me out then
You will know that you're not dreaming

Darling, so there you are
With that look on your face
As if you're never hurt
As if you're never down
Shall I be the one for you
Who pinches you softly but sure
If frown is shown then
I will know that you are no dreamer
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 06 July, 2012, 11:16:46 pm
I endured Attack of the Clones again, tonight; holy shit! It is a "crap" film.

FTFY
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 06 July, 2012, 11:23:39 pm
(Sung to the "Eton Boating Song")

 The sexual life of the camel,
 Is stranger than anyone thinks,
 At the height of the mating season,
 It tries to bugger the Sphinx.
 But the Sphinx's posterior orifice,
 Is blocked by the sands of the Nile,
 Which accounts for the hump on the camel,
 And Sphinx's inscrutable smile.


 Chorus*
 Singing: bum-titty-titty, bum-titty-titty, titty-bum.
 Singing: bum-titty-titty, bum-titty-titty, aye.
 Singing: bum-titty-titty, bum-titty-titty, titty-bum.
 Singing: bum-titty-titty, bum-titty-titty, aye.


 The sexual life of the ostrich, is hard to understand,
 At the height of the mating season,
 It buries its head in the sand.
 And if another ostrich finds it,
 Standing there with its ass in the air,
 Does it have the urge to grind,
 Or doesn't it bloody-well care?

 
Chorus*

 
In the process of civilization,
 From anthropoid ape down to man,
 It is generally held that the navy,
 Has buggered whatever it can.
 Yet recent extensive researches,
 By Darwin and Huxley and Hall,
 Have conclusively proved that the hedgehog,
 Cannot be buggered at all.

 
Chorus*

 
We therefore believe our conclusion,
 Is incontrovertibly shown,
 That comparative safety on shipboard,
 Is enjoyed by the hedgehog alone,
 Why haven't they done it at Spithead,
 As they have at Harvard and Yale,
 And also at Oxford and Cambridge,
 By shaving the spines off the tail?


 

 Chorus then vomit into a bucket.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 06 July, 2012, 11:30:23 pm
(http://mykidentity.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/hug-post1.png)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 06 July, 2012, 11:33:02 pm
Sorry for the multiple-posts but I'm an intensely boring bastard with too much time on my hands and a burning desire to annoy people I've never met with a torrent of bullshit because anything that seems important to me must by definition also be important to you.

So listen up:

Grace Jones should play Judge Hershey.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 06 July, 2012, 11:55:21 pm
2000AD and the Megazine should be on sale in cinemas while DR£DD is showing.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 07 July, 2012, 12:05:22 am
Die Babylon toolbar, die! You thought you were so fucking clever, but I got all 'about: config' on you and you turned tail like the fucking bitch you are.

Clean yourself up! (spits)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 07 July, 2012, 12:20:05 am


















That \/




Wot?





V
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 07 July, 2012, 03:35:40 am
This ^
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 07 July, 2012, 01:27:42 pm
The creative team for Lost Girls 2, has just been unveiled.

(http://i.imgur.com/vBVrq.jpg)
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Post by: Bubba Zebill on 07 July, 2012, 11:45:55 pm
The creative team for Lost Girls 2, has just been unveiled.

(http://i.imgur.com/vBVrq.jpg)
GTF! That is the funniest collection of humanoids I've ever ---- scene!!!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Misanthrope on 08 July, 2012, 03:22:42 am


(http://ppooddd.webs.com/random[1].gif)



It is.
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Post by: Mister Pops on 08 July, 2012, 07:18:29 pm
I AM FURIOUS THAT THE NEW ICE AGE MOVIE IS NOT HISTORICALLY ACCURATE LIKE THE FLINTSTONES WAS
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 08 July, 2012, 07:24:38 pm
That's the type of thing your're namesake on Regular Show would get upset about.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 08 July, 2012, 09:04:07 pm
This is, indeed, a tragedy for the whole of Britain Scotland.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 08 July, 2012, 09:13:25 pm
In his heyday, various news outlets referred to David Beckham as a brand.

Apparently only brands that are sponsoring the Olympics are allowed in the various Olympic stadia.

David Beckham is not allowed to play in the Olympics.

Just sayin
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 08 July, 2012, 09:18:28 pm
What about Russel Brand?
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Post by: Mister Pops on 08 July, 2012, 09:25:39 pm
I don't think mincing is a real Olympic sport. I think it was in that Monty Python sketch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmyz_f8Sx14) (which like most of their ideas, the stole from Spike Milligan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmJSrVNKnr0))
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spaceghost on 09 July, 2012, 01:54:51 pm
2000AD and the Megazine should be on sale in cinemas while DR£DD is showing.

Funny you should say that. A comic shop had set up a stall selling Spider-Man comics in the cinema foyer when I went to see Spider-Man yesterday. Nobody was paying any attention to them.

On the other hand, I've shagged all your sisters.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 09 July, 2012, 02:18:58 pm
So have I.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 09 July, 2012, 11:36:27 pm
He thinks he's Ethel Mermen.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: I, Cosh on 10 July, 2012, 02:00:31 am
Internet hardman. You wouldn't say that to me in real life.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 10 July, 2012, 06:46:43 am
I apologise unreservedly. But if Ethel's father was a Mermen surely that makes her a mermaid?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: judgefloyd on 10 July, 2012, 07:26:24 am
we all want that, but we have to be realistic.  And relevant.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: shaolin_monkey on 10 July, 2012, 07:47:10 am
Judges found evidence of Chowder Powder when Citizen Sienna Fiche reported mermaids at Daryl Hannah Pier, winning her cube time and rehab
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 10 July, 2012, 10:56:14 am
Mel Gibson totally isn't an anti-semite.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 10 July, 2012, 11:00:03 am
Baaa!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: exilewood on 10 July, 2012, 11:06:05 am
Ethel Merman changed her name from Zimmerman. Bob Dylan was also once Bob Zimmerman, but he changed his name to Dylan.

Maybe they were trying to cover up their Jewish roots? Probable anti-semites. Add 'em to the list Dano!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 10 July, 2012, 06:44:53 pm
Ethel Merman changed her name from Zimmerman. Bob Dylan was also once Bob Zimmerman, but he changed his name to Dylan.

Maybe they were trying to cover up their Jewish roots? Probable anti-semites. Add 'em to the list Dano!

Kenny Powers is a Mermen and is certainly an anti-Semite, so you may have something there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9280fC5ujU&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 10 July, 2012, 06:50:39 pm
My boomerang won't come back.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 10 July, 2012, 07:27:52 pm
Boo is aborigine for 'returning'

Because if you throw a normal meringue...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 10 July, 2012, 08:29:24 pm
Rob schneider is a cunt. Discuss.




V
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 10 July, 2012, 08:46:00 pm
Rob schneider is a cunt. Discuss.




V
More antisemitism.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 10 July, 2012, 08:53:06 pm
There should be entirely different levels of this sort of thing. It's unacceptable, I say. Unacceptable and slightly fungible.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 10 July, 2012, 09:50:47 pm
The credits in a fish called Wanda are too blue.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 11 July, 2012, 05:35:23 pm
Pearoast!

(http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p147/the_legendary_shark/2000ADonline%20Images/Stallone_Dredd_2.gif)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 11 July, 2012, 09:56:40 pm
My kids like the same things I like! What a blessing.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 11 July, 2012, 10:01:03 pm
I have no children but I do know that all you parents are wrong.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 11 July, 2012, 10:25:08 pm
"Mr Garland, I wanted to ask why you felt the need to change the costume..."
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 12 July, 2012, 10:56:12 am
Dredd is going to be sleeper hit!!!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spaceghost on 12 July, 2012, 01:43:44 pm
My kids like what I force them to like. They wanted to watch Toy Story 3 but I forced them to watch Irreversible because I think it's good. It's an 18 but my kids can cope.

My 8 year old loved the scene where a man has his face beaten with a fire extinguisher until it caves in, and you should have seen the look on my 5 year old's face during the protracted rape sequence. Priceless!

Tonight it's Faces of Death! Can't wait!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 12 July, 2012, 02:03:13 pm
The Dredd reviews are too big.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 12 July, 2012, 02:04:37 pm
Say what you like, Stallone looked exactly like the character. 
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Misanthrope on 12 July, 2012, 02:18:54 pm
Say what you like, Stallone looked exactly like the character.

Yeah, Nimrod.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 12 July, 2012, 03:11:47 pm
Say what you like, Stallone looked exactly like the character.

Yeah, Nimrod.

He looked like the midget Dredd that Cal auditioned.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 12 July, 2012, 05:32:20 pm
My avatar is smiling... on way to nutter hospital!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 12 July, 2012, 05:33:56 pm
Dredd is not played by Woody Allen= Alex Garland is an anti-Semite. If you object to this fact, you too are antisemitic.
Oh I'd love to construct a clever and logically viable post to back up my post, but if I do, you'll just accuse me of being a right wing nutter.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 12 July, 2012, 07:15:50 pm
Dredd is not played by Woody Allen= Alex Garland is an anti-Semite. If you object to this fact, you too are antisemitic.
Oh I'd love to construct a clever and logically viable post to back up my post, but if I do, you'll just accuse me of being a right wing nutter.

You could easily avoid such accusatiins by quoting someone like Martin Luther King Jr.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 12 July, 2012, 07:21:07 pm
That's just what Hitler would have said.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 12 July, 2012, 07:29:18 pm
That's just what Hitler would have said.
Aye but Johnny Alpha sorted that norm scum out!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 12 July, 2012, 07:44:21 pm
***j*, ***j*, ***j*, ***j*, can you hear me, ***j*?  Your boys took one hell of a beating.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: shaolin_monkey on 12 July, 2012, 08:22:06 pm
I saw some futuristic film about a cop called Dread last night and it was absolute bollocks - lots of people falling in slow motion and some dude in a stupid helmet.  YAWN.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 12 July, 2012, 08:35:10 pm
***j*, ***j*, ***j*, ***j*, can you hear me, ***j*?  Your boys took one hell of a beating.

This makes me smile. A lot.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 12 July, 2012, 09:15:54 pm
Andrew Currie draw good boobs.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 12 July, 2012, 09:22:34 pm
Andrew Currie draw good boobs.

This makes me smile. A lot.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Link Prime on 12 July, 2012, 09:36:41 pm
I fell in love with Marjorie Liu after googling and seeing only one pic of her.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 13 July, 2012, 11:09:13 am
I've just realised I've made more than a thousand posts, AND NONE OF YOU BASTARDS GOT ME A CAKE
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: I, Cosh on 13 July, 2012, 12:14:32 pm
I fell in love with Marjorie Liu after googling and seeing only one pic of her.
Was it this one?

(http://knittingiceland.is/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/IMG_4938-340x340.jpg)
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Post by: TordelBack on 13 July, 2012, 12:23:26 pm
I don't know who that person is, but I feel a strong attraction towards her.

EDIT:  One quick google later:  ooh, she's all creative and geeky too.  Yum.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Link Prime on 13 July, 2012, 01:50:49 pm
I fell in love with Marjorie Liu after googling and seeing only one pic of her.
Was it this one?

(http://knittingiceland.is/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/IMG_4938-340x340.jpg)

I'm gonna photo-shop my pasty Irish self into that pic, replacing the (sock-covered?) tree.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 13 July, 2012, 02:34:59 pm
Is that a sock-covered tree or is she just very supple and big boned?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 13 July, 2012, 02:56:57 pm
I fell in love with Marjorie Liu after googling and seeing only one pic of her.
Was it this one?

(http://knittingiceland.is/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/IMG_4938-340x340.jpg)
Was this photo taken at the Basingstoke bi-annual-urban-giraffe leg-warmer-fettle?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: ming on 13 July, 2012, 03:21:14 pm
Do they even still make Caramac?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Jared Katooie on 13 July, 2012, 11:26:27 pm
Yes. I have confirmed it.

It is not as good as you remember though.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 13 July, 2012, 11:30:56 pm
FUCK CARAMAC
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: JOE SOAP on 13 July, 2012, 11:39:27 pm
I don't know who that person is, but I feel a strong attraction towards her.

EDIT:  One quick google later:  ooh, she's all creative and geeky too.  Yum.


Stop it, you need a sensible woman to tame your wild heart.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 13 July, 2012, 11:56:42 pm
Ice Age 4: Starring Drake.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: exilewood on 14 July, 2012, 01:53:33 am
Open the Yap Shop - I've ingested more drugs than Spooky John Smith. Pussy.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 14 July, 2012, 09:38:58 am
I fell in love with Marjorie Liu after googling and seeing only one pic of her.
Was it this one?

(http://knittingiceland.is/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/IMG_4938-340x340.jpg)

I'm gonna photo-shop my pasty Irish self into that pic, replacing the (sock-covered?) tree.
Not a tree, the leg of a cold giraffe.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 14 July, 2012, 08:54:03 pm
Now, Andrew Currie's art style may have its knockers....

(http://i.imgur.com/mxgEi.jpg)

but, never let it be said that he doesnt draw Judges true to life.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 15 July, 2012, 04:44:47 am
That guy totally got punched in the face
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 15 July, 2012, 10:34:25 am
I
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 15 July, 2012, 10:34:49 am
Can't
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Post by: Bubba Zebill on 15 July, 2012, 10:35:10 am
Wait
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Post by: Bubba Zebill on 15 July, 2012, 10:35:45 am
To
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Post by: Bubba Zebill on 15 July, 2012, 10:36:08 am
Get
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Post by: Bubba Zebill on 15 July, 2012, 10:36:48 am
To
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Post by: Bubba Zebill on 15 July, 2012, 10:37:20 am
400 posts!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 15 July, 2012, 01:47:58 pm
Now that he's such a hot property, many disparate nations have tried to claim ownership of Michael Fassbender. But, seeing as he's a curious blend of the Teuton and the Celt, doesnt that make him, in essence, English? Or, at the very least, Proto-English?

I suspect its only a matter of time before we see photos of him drinking a cup of tea, and being polite to people.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 15 July, 2012, 02:29:32 pm
I suspect its only a matter of time before we see photos of him rioting after losing at the footie and telling people he knows best how they should be governed.

You may have a point.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 15 July, 2012, 02:41:18 pm
Now that he's such a hot property, many disparate nations have tried to claim ownership of Michael Fassbender. But, seeing as he's a curious blend of the Teuton and the Celt, doesnt that make him, in essence, English? Or, at the very least, Proto-English?

I suspect its only a matter of time before we see photos of him drinking a cup of tea, and being polite to people.

He'd need some Norman in there before the modern English could claim his genetic inheritance as their own. If you include the Romans and the Vikings, I'm afraid poor Mrs Fassbender would have to be fucked all ways by all comers before the English Defence League could adopt him as their poster boy.

This proud island; never invaded.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: CraveNoir on 15 July, 2012, 02:51:20 pm
They're making a new Batman movie? Why did nobody tell me?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SuperSurfer on 15 July, 2012, 03:31:33 pm
The Guardian v Daily Mail. Discuss.




NO DON'T!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 15 July, 2012, 03:46:41 pm
Resistance is vital.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 15 July, 2012, 03:53:05 pm
....I'm afraid poor Mrs Fassbender would have to be fucked all ways by all comers before the English Defence League could adopt him as their poster boy.

Or at least win wimbledon
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 15 July, 2012, 07:08:47 pm
LOOK AT SIZE OF THAT CODPIECE!

(http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Mad-Magazine-338-Judge-Dredd-Frazetta-Cover-Grace-Under-Fire-MTV-Generation-/00/$(KGrHqZ,!jQE2IcVvDWuBNj3jg26w!~~_3.JPG)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 15 July, 2012, 07:22:18 pm
....I'm afraid poor Mrs Fassbender would have to be fucked all ways by all comers before the English Defence League could adopt him as their poster boy.

Or at least win wimbledon

Arf! Or greet because he didnae win Wimbeldon.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Jared Katooie on 15 July, 2012, 07:41:23 pm
I realise your awkward phrasing and eccentric behaviour are due to your neurological disorder, but I still feel entitled to insult you because I find you annoying.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: exilewood on 15 July, 2012, 09:19:06 pm

You live it up & it brings you down
Tripping traps in your hometown
Blowing holes in eveything you see.
You carve a rose in her memory

Another glass, you're looking through
The bottom drops from under you
The past is set & the future isn't clear
Another round for anyone still here

  CHORUS:
  No one rides for free
  You've got to pay for it
  With love or blood or everything that you have got
  But no one rides for free.


You're a Gun Street girl with dirty knees
Pull your coat tight against the freeze
The factory boys, the dealers & the whores
I don't come down there anymore

You conjured up a rare white dove
That held the card I was thinking of
Then with sleight of hand you made it disappear
Please don't ever lose your demon dear

CHORUS


You fit like a circle in a square
Against an ace you drew a pair
When the show is done there's no encore
A lifetime's all you get & nothing more

You sleep it off, you wake it up
Your head is like an old tin cup,
An old tin cup with a wrecking ball inside
Let's go & blow this whole town open wide

CHORUS

I'm tired of all these valentines
Pretending to be friends of mine
Let's do something that we can't pretend
Isn't going to kill us in the end

I've done it all, it wasn't so tough
Too much is never enough
The more you give, the more you leave behind
The more you take, the less there is to find

CHORUS.

No one rides for free
You've got to pay for it
With love or blood or everything that you have got
But no one rides for free.





















Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 15 July, 2012, 10:31:40 pm
I'm watching Resident Evil: Extinction on one of the satellite channels at the moment, and I have literally no clue as to what's happening from scene to scene.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Large48 on 15 July, 2012, 10:52:20 pm
I'm watching Resident Evil: Extinction on one of the satellite channels at the moment, and I have literally no clue as to what's happening from scene to scene.

From CF, was that on Sky?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 15 July, 2012, 10:54:01 pm
On Sony, I think..?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 18 July, 2012, 05:09:03 pm
small Hands and smell of cabbage?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 18 July, 2012, 08:11:41 pm
What became of Fonky?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: CraveNoir on 18 July, 2012, 08:20:36 pm
They're making a new Spider-Man film? Why did nobody tell me!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Link Prime on 18 July, 2012, 09:02:42 pm
Brendan1- What became of Fonky's body?

FTFY
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Hoagy on 19 July, 2012, 07:21:04 am
These are writers. Yes. And take a great many pains to being so.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 19 July, 2012, 10:07:23 am
Picture it, on horseback, taking note of cloud patterns, then the strangest wave flows right under his feat, a moving impression along the body of the canal. It seems to pass undisturbed through objects and other waves...he gives chase. I picture it as a cantor, long before Muybridge, flickering along the canal, a wave of light following a wave of water. Nothing stops it, mile after mile. It neither grows or shrinks, its consistency seemingly aloof to matter.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spaceghost on 19 July, 2012, 11:26:07 am
There's too much of everything these days. And it's all crap.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Hoagy on 19 July, 2012, 12:19:44 pm
My response to your post was sadly lost in the whingeing ether.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Kowalsky (formerly JudgeGumpty) on 19 July, 2012, 12:36:06 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7_m0U4cNOA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7_m0U4cNOA)

Confirms on high brow ridge, long lip and conical head.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: darnmarr on 19 July, 2012, 04:26:21 pm
Oh.
Terrible about the Do-Do, though,
For even though,
there was loads,
the people and the cats and the rats,
They chopped them up,
and ate their eggs
ample
example
ample eggs there was, though,
Now no Do-do though.
As Homer Simpson might say:

"The historically cavalier approach by humans
 to the disruction of species and by extension
delicate ecosystems hardly bodes well for a
sustainable future for mankind on this planet.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: shaolin_monkey on 20 July, 2012, 07:09:08 pm
My brain does not do

Puzzle, anagram, wordsearch

Or bloody haiku
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 20 July, 2012, 07:28:51 pm
1 and 1 is 2 unless your bloody Kurt Gödel.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 20 July, 2012, 08:58:19 pm
My thoughts are with the small number of Americans who died in a manner that caught the attention of media outlets, rather than the hundreds of civilians who have been and will continue to be needlessly slaughtered every day in Syria, Mexico or Sudan.

All are tragedies, but only one of them will still be making the front pages of the papers this Sunday.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 21 July, 2012, 01:23:37 pm
Correction, that should read...'1 and 1 is 2 unless you are bloody Kurt Gödel.' One glass of wine and my spelling goes out the window. :-[
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 21 July, 2012, 05:47:47 pm
Heading out the door this morning and seeing it was looking a bit overcast, I impulsively dug out an army jacket I haven't worn for ages to go with my blue/black jeans and knackered converse. Something bugged me about that decision all day, until I finally remembered this from a few weeks ago:

(http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/c0.0.403.403/p403x403/487288_10150945876318461_909793180_n.jpg)


Apparently, I'm a suggestible little prick. Tomorrow, I'm thinking of wearing my leather trousers, kneepads and kevlar vest.

Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 21 July, 2012, 07:14:52 pm
In the 1st episode of The Cursed Earth the strato-pilot Red mentions the great germ war "that followed the atomic war". Does anyone know if (a) this has been explained in the progs? And (B) who will condemn me for posting this in the wrong thread?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 21 July, 2012, 08:43:09 pm
I just witnessed an ad for Salad that used Spike Milligan and the Goons as its soundtrack. Using dead people to shill your products is just pure evil. This is proof (if any were needed) that vegetarians are pure evil.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 22 July, 2012, 11:30:41 pm
Anyone else seen that fucking arsom advert on TV at the moment. What are your thoughts?



V
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 22 July, 2012, 11:54:56 pm
The car ad? The wheels are too small
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 23 July, 2012, 12:08:15 pm
Anyone for the last few choc ices now?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Trout on 23 July, 2012, 12:53:45 pm
Part of the difficulty with a free press is that people can criticise it freely, and with no need to justify their inaccurate and mean-spirited complaints.

Those people apparently have no sense of irony.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 23 July, 2012, 07:35:54 pm
Anyone for the last few choc ices now?

Must you bring Irish politics into everything?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Dandontdare on 23 July, 2012, 07:38:41 pm
Anyone for the last few choc ices now?

Must you bring Irish politics into everything?

(all together now...)  "oooooooh, Lisdoonvarna...."
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 23 July, 2012, 07:59:35 pm
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/002/135/sw50sw8sw578.gif)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: I, Cosh on 23 July, 2012, 10:07:21 pm
I just witnessed an ad for Salad that used Spike Milligan and the Goons as its soundtrack. Using dead people to shill your products is just pure evil. This is proof (if any were needed) that vegetarians are pure evil.
Unless it's Soylent Green (spoiler.)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 24 July, 2012, 08:58:35 am
19°C / Clear / Wind: E at 21 km/h / Humidity: 60% ....Just a lovely day in Prague...I think I'll go to the beer garden.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 24 July, 2012, 11:21:39 am
Sissors/running. swans/broken arms? Bloody Nanny state!!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 24 July, 2012, 11:48:07 am
My bloodstained nanny is also in a state of confusion due to a running swan with broken scissors. Small world, huh?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 24 July, 2012, 06:16:17 pm
According to newspaper reports, that guy in the Colorado shootings died his hair orange/red 'to look like The Joker'. This suggests he's either not really a fan of the comics/films, or that he's red/green colour blind (http://www.toledo-bend.com/colorblind/Ishihara.asp).

Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: darnmarr on 24 July, 2012, 10:47:16 pm
Eleven short-stories submitted and only six voters?
That's like... that's like...
I don't know what that's like.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 25 July, 2012, 02:31:01 am
There's never any action on this forum at 2.30am.  What's the problem chaps and chapesses, sleepy?  No fade man, NO FADE.
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Post by: darnmarr on 25 July, 2012, 02:38:02 am
Must. Log. Off.
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Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 25 July, 2012, 04:11:38 am
I never sleep, except for when I'm not awake!
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Post by: SuperSurfer on 25 July, 2012, 12:11:54 pm
KOOM SSKRREE!
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Post by: Proudhuff on 25 July, 2012, 01:06:49 pm
KOOM SSKRREE!

bring it back NOW!
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Post by: Bubba Zebill on 25 July, 2012, 02:29:58 pm
I have a nagging feeling the prediction was largely correct, the Psi was only a little wide of the 'mark'. Worse, I think I know who they were really looking for. :-X
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Post by: Tiplodocus on 26 July, 2012, 01:27:19 am
Here's my list of everything that was wrong with PROMETHEUS when I went to see it the first time.

..



..

And here's the list of the other thing I thought were crap about it when I saw it the fourth time. It really is dreadful isn't it?
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Post by: Goaty on 26 July, 2012, 07:40:38 am
Ma-Ma Lena Headey files for divorce from her husband!
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Post by: Goaty on 26 July, 2012, 08:00:31 am
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/600093_10150940957476636_1440990230_n.jpg)
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Post by: Goaty on 27 July, 2012, 09:11:28 am
me-orning!

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/292405_10150943468681636_1983679074_n.jpg)
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Post by: Jared Katooie on 27 July, 2012, 07:49:29 pm
BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK!
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Post by: shaolin_monkey on 28 July, 2012, 06:51:29 am
Thanks for waking me up at 5am kids.  Just what I needed.

On the plus side, Rastamouse is on.
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Post by: Proudhuff on 28 July, 2012, 01:10:51 pm
what kind of person puts cheese in a computer to fix it?
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Post by: Satanist on 28 July, 2012, 03:26:27 pm
I make one joke about killing the homeless and suddenly I'm the bad guy?
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Post by: Proudhuff on 30 July, 2012, 05:05:53 pm
Glasgow? Really? how about outside the FP around midnight?
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Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 30 July, 2012, 08:00:20 pm
Those red shorts were 20 years ago :o
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Post by: TordelBack on 30 July, 2012, 08:17:37 pm

There are certain acts to which the Statute of Limitations simply does not apply.
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Post by: Bubba Zebill on 30 July, 2012, 10:04:33 pm
If we exist in a multiverse containing universes of all kinds might we be in a universe that is within a multiverse that contains just one universe?
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Post by: Mister Pops on 30 July, 2012, 11:45:46 pm
Then technically you couldn't call it a multiverse.

Does a set which contains all sets contain itself?
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Post by: shaolin_monkey on 31 July, 2012, 12:00:55 am
You say that, but I truly did not understand the term 'running with the pack' until I learned how to control a VT during multiplayer games on Steel Battalion.  Man, those were the days!
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Post by: Bubba Zebill on 31 July, 2012, 04:22:31 am
If we exist in a multiverse containing universes of all kinds might we be in a universe that is within a multiverse that contains just one universe?

Then technically you couldn't call it a multiverse.

Does a set which contains all sets contain itself?

I like the way that was put. I'm just trying to think of a way to phrase it. You are right, it wouldn't be a multiverse if it was just the one universe. But I'm trying to think of a way to put forward the idea that the rules radiate in both directions and counter to one and other. That while it may be a multiverse if viewed from the multiverse it may also only be a universe if seen from that universe.

A two-way mirrorverse? In a two-way mirrorverse observers from outside observe us while we can't see them. But the reason we can't see them is not because of light being unable to pass through the mirror - but time, time cannot pass through the mirror from our side. So they are not there, there is no one there from our perspective. While they observe we exist, while we observe they do not.

So/ Q-Does a set which contains all sets contain itself?

A-Yes but never at the same time. When the set contains itself it contains nothing else and when the set contains all other sets it does not contain itself.
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Post by: Spaceghost on 31 July, 2012, 10:12:37 am
Sausages or bacon. YOU DECIDE.
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Post by: shaolin_monkey on 31 July, 2012, 11:01:48 am
Glenryck Pacific Pilchards in Tomato Sauce!  Cheaper, tastier, more filling, and better for you than a packet of crisps.
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Post by: Richmond Clements on 31 July, 2012, 03:39:29 pm
Sausages or bacon. YOU DECIDE.
Sausages *wrapped* in bacon.
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Post by: Proudhuff on 31 July, 2012, 06:24:45 pm
Ven diagram of sets/meat products please
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Post by: Spikes on 01 August, 2012, 10:32:17 pm
As far as i can tell, Harry Knowles is still married.
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Post by: Proudhuff on 02 August, 2012, 11:42:40 am
Why not S***co?? if there are seven Dredd films
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Post by: Bubba Zebill on 02 August, 2012, 11:56:31 am
"We put up our tent on a dark
green knoll, outside of town by
the train tracks and a seagull dump
Topping the bill was Horse Face Ethel
and her 'Marvellous Pigs In Satin'"
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Post by: Bubba Zebill on 02 August, 2012, 12:07:50 pm
And One Eyed Myra, the queen of
the galley who trained the
ostrich and the camels
She looked at me squinty with her
one good eye in a Roy Orbison
T-shirt as she bottle fed
an orangutan named Tripod
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Post by: Spaceghost on 02 August, 2012, 12:27:52 pm
Wearing two different Evangelion t-shirts in a week? OK, I guess I am an anime geek.
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Post by: Proudhuff on 03 August, 2012, 04:37:38 pm
 Pigs In Satin? Hmmmmmm :angel:
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Post by: Goaty on 03 August, 2012, 06:29:58 pm
I love hiding
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Post by: Bubba Zebill on 03 August, 2012, 07:42:27 pm
My cat just puked up a mouse all inside out and that.
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Post by: The Legendary Shark on 03 August, 2012, 08:34:23 pm
Yap? Room's open.
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Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 03 August, 2012, 08:36:56 pm
But we'll boot you out  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: >:D
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Post by: The Legendary Shark on 03 August, 2012, 08:40:04 pm
Then you'll never know The Secret...
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Post by: Mister Pops on 03 August, 2012, 09:35:49 pm
Good job, Shark. Now EVERYBODY knows there's a secret. The best secrets are the secrets that nobody suspects even exist.*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED*CENSORED :-X
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Post by: Jared Katooie on 03 August, 2012, 09:53:09 pm
Tony Curtis.
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Post by: Frank on 03 August, 2012, 10:10:16 pm
Bernard Schwartz. Cary Grant.
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Post by: Bubba Zebill on 04 August, 2012, 09:33:06 am
Mega-city signage 'Minimum Speed 250KPH'...So just when did Justice Department switch to metric?...and why wasn't that important development covered in Origins? WHY?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: nicklarr on 04 August, 2012, 06:48:03 pm
August Strindberg - Lördagskväll.

Vinden vilar, viken ligger som en spegel,
kvarnen somnar, seglarn tar ner segel.
Oxarne bli släppta ut i gröna hagen,
allting rustar sig till vilodagen.

Morkullsträcket drager över skogen,
drängen spelar dragklavér vid logen,
förstukvisten sopas, gården krattas,
trädgårdssängar vattnas och syrener skattas.

På rabatten ligga barnens dockor
under brokiga tulpaners klockor.
Bolln i gräset lagt sig i skym unnan,
och trumpeten drunknat uti vattentunnan.

Gröna luckor äro redan slutna,
låsen stängda, reglar skjutna,
frun går själv och släcker sista ljuset,
snart i drömmar sover hela huset.

Ljumma juninatten slumrar stilla,
still står gårdens nötta vädervilla,
men i stranden ännu havet gormar;
det är bara dyningar från veckans stormar.
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Post by: Link Prime on 04 August, 2012, 09:27:22 pm
Anyone who speaks German can't be evil.
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Post by: Dandontdare on 04 August, 2012, 10:42:51 pm
"How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?"
Charles De Gaulle, "Les Mots du General", 1962
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Post by: The Legendary Shark on 04 August, 2012, 10:46:27 pm
I guess you'd have to be crackers.
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Post by: Proudhuff on 05 August, 2012, 03:46:28 pm
fifty pages? WTF!
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Post by: Mister Pops on 05 August, 2012, 08:34:24 pm
fifty pages? FTW!

FTFY
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Post by: Bubba Zebill on 05 August, 2012, 10:03:25 pm
Dynamite was invented by Alfred Nobel and was the first safely manageable explosive stronger than black powder. Nobel obtained patents for his invention: in England on May 7, 1867 and in Sweden on October 19, 1867
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Jared Katooie on 06 August, 2012, 12:49:24 pm
It's going to be rubbish! RUBBISH!
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Post by: Proudhuff on 06 August, 2012, 01:29:46 pm
Have YOU counted the number of links in that chain?
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Post by: Bubba Zebill on 06 August, 2012, 05:53:44 pm
Fifty Pages of Grey

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Post by: Modern Panther on 06 August, 2012, 05:59:58 pm
I have wrote a comics which I would be pleased you could read on my blog.  Os took me all afternoon and need a artist to draw it for free seventy 5 pages.  Di you think is good? My thank.
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Post by: vzzbux on 06 August, 2012, 10:47:39 pm
Reported.




V
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Post by: Mister Pops on 06 August, 2012, 11:03:05 pm
Lagos, Nigeria.
Attention: The President/CEO

Dear Sir,

Confidential Business Proposal

Having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information gathered from the Nigerian Chambers Of Commerce And Industry, I have the privilege to request your assistance to transfer the sum of $47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand United States dollars) into your accounts. The above sum resulted from an over-invoiced contract, executed, commissioned and paid for about five years (5) ago by a foreign contractor. This action was however intentional and since then the fund has been in a suspense account at The Central Bank Of Nigeria Apex Bank.

We are now ready to transfer the fund overseas and that is where you come in. It is important to inform you that as civil servants, we are forbidden to operate a foreign account; that is why we require your assistance. The total sum will be shared as follows: 70% for us, 25% for you and 5% for local and international expenses incidental to the transfer.

The transfer is risk free on both sides. I am an accountant with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC). If you find this proposal acceptable, we shall require the following documents:

(a) your banker's name, telephone, account and fax numbers.

(b) your private telephone and fax numbers —for confidentiality and easy communication.

(c) your letter-headed paper stamped and signed.

Alternatively we will furnish you with the text of what to type into your letter-headed paper, along with a breakdown explaining, comprehensively what we require of you. The business will take us thirty (30) working days to accomplish.

Please reply urgently.

Best regards
Abdhul Yabhidahbidu Mohammed

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Post by: darnmarr on 07 August, 2012, 12:55:44 am
It wasn't right:the way it looked,
It wasn't right:the way it felt,
It's wrong- the way they got me hooked,
It's wrong: the hand that I've been dealt.
If you dig deep and see what's what-
We're all the just what, we all just got.
or have been given, 'relse we took,
an' after that,- who give's a

monkeys.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Kowalsky (formerly JudgeGumpty) on 07 August, 2012, 02:25:54 am
Lagos, Nigeria.
Attention: The President/CEO

Dear Sir,

Confidential Business Proposal

Having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information gathered from the Nigerian Chambers Of Commerce And Industry, I have the privilege to request your assistance to transfer the sum of $47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand United States dollars) into your accounts. The above sum resulted from an over-invoiced contract, executed, commissioned and paid for about five years (5) ago by a foreign contractor. This action was however intentional and since then the fund has been in a suspense account at The Central Bank Of Nigeria Apex Bank.

We are now ready to transfer the fund overseas and that is where you come in. It is important to inform you that as civil servants, we are forbidden to operate a foreign account; that is why we require your assistance. The total sum will be shared as follows: 70% for us, 25% for you and 5% for local and international expenses incidental to the transfer.

The transfer is risk free on both sides. I am an accountant with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC). If you find this proposal acceptable, we shall require the following documents:

(a) your banker's name, telephone, account and fax numbers.

(b) your private telephone and fax numbers —for confidentiality and easy communication.

(c) your letter-headed paper stamped and signed.

Alternatively we will furnish you with the text of what to type into your letter-headed paper, along with a breakdown explaining, comprehensively what we require of you. The business will take us thirty (30) working days to accomplish.

Please reply urgently.

Best regards
Abdhul Yabhidahbidu Mohammed

(http://www.comedy.co.uk/images/library/comedies/300/f/facejacker_3.jpg)
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Post by: Modern Panther on 07 August, 2012, 11:35:55 am
Curiously, this thread has slightly more literary merit that fifty shades, and roughly the same level of sadomasochism. Holy Moses!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 07 August, 2012, 02:33:41 pm
Nerds is geeks! - Fact!
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Post by: Spikes on 07 August, 2012, 07:09:03 pm
Oh Morrissey...
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Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 07 August, 2012, 07:14:11 pm
Oh Carolina
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Trout on 07 August, 2012, 07:15:48 pm
Oh meh Goad.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Zarjazzer on 07 August, 2012, 07:32:01 pm
Oklahoma.
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Post by: vzzbux on 07 August, 2012, 08:14:00 pm
OFFS




V
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Post by: Mister Pops on 07 August, 2012, 08:14:40 pm
Oh Canada, our proud and native land
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Post by: nicklarr on 07 August, 2012, 08:53:15 pm
OT
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Post by: Mister Pops on 07 August, 2012, 09:40:47 pm
...you are lost and gone forever
Dreadful sorry, Clementine
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Post by: Frank on 07 August, 2012, 09:58:23 pm
Cycling isn't a real sport, though.
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Post by: JOE SOAP on 07 August, 2012, 10:03:58 pm
Darts should be in the Olympics.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 07 August, 2012, 10:07:56 pm
Darts should be in the Olympics.

Let everyone competing in the javelin have a pint in-between throws and you're halfway there.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spaceghost on 08 August, 2012, 10:32:45 am
I'd love for someone to come over and clean my house. It's quite big and needs a lot of attention.

You could get on all fours and scrub my floor, then you could empty my bulging binbags all over your weekend.

The thought of you rubbing the shaft of my big dirty lamp is already making me feel really clean.

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Post by: Proudhuff on 08 August, 2012, 01:33:19 pm
racist!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 08 August, 2012, 01:34:22 pm
Bigamist!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 08 August, 2012, 01:44:10 pm
sizeist
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Zarjazzer on 08 August, 2012, 01:52:06 pm
Cleanist!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 08 August, 2012, 04:09:28 pm
Fontist
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 08 August, 2012, 04:18:52 pm
*signing something*
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 08 August, 2012, 06:25:17 pm
Bumyoung Lee (http://www.london2012.com/athlete/lee-bumyoung-1084229/events)
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Post by: Mister Pops on 08 August, 2012, 06:38:18 pm
Fontist

Who, me?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 08 August, 2012, 08:58:59 pm
Philanthropist.




V
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Post by: nicklarr on 08 August, 2012, 09:12:22 pm
mist
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 08 August, 2012, 09:19:20 pm
Dentist
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 13 August, 2012, 08:49:58 pm
The Olympics cost 15 Billion? You could have sent SIX robots to Mars. Then alongside Curiosity, there would be SEVEN ROBOTS ON MARS LIKE IN THE COMICS
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Post by: Tiplodocus on 14 August, 2012, 12:33:33 pm
That's some really dodgy photoshopping in that poster. The layers are all over the place and just look what they did with the filters.  And the original artist has his apexes all wrong.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 14 August, 2012, 01:44:48 pm
The Olympics cost 15 Billion? You could have sent SIX robots to Mars. Then alongside Curiosity, there would be SEVEN ROBOTS ON MARS LIKE IN THE COMICS

Vogist
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Post by: TordelBack on 14 August, 2012, 02:20:12 pm
Wo bist...?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 14 August, 2012, 04:50:14 pm
sorry, Volgist  :-[
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: nicklarr on 14 August, 2012, 09:16:32 pm
Christ... :angel:
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 14 August, 2012, 10:27:05 pm
Why is it always fat bastards who win the fucking Euro millions?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: I, Cosh on 14 August, 2012, 11:12:07 pm
That's some really dodgy photoshopping in that poster. The layers are all over the place and just look what they did with the filters.  And the original artist has his apexes all wrong.
apices
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 14 August, 2012, 11:16:51 pm
That's some really dodgy photoshopping in that poster. The layers are all over the place and just look what they did with the filters.  And the original artist has his apexes all wrong.
apices

Apiarist. 
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: I, Cosh on 14 August, 2012, 11:35:57 pm
That's some really dodgy photoshopping in that poster. The layers are all over the place and just look what they did with the filters.  And the original artist has his apexes all wrong.
apices
Apiarist.
Be pure. Be vigilant. Bee hive.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 15 August, 2012, 10:29:40 am
I never believed that about Sherlock Holmes.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 15 August, 2012, 10:32:55 am
I never beelieved that about Sherlock Holmes.

FTFY

(Momentarily serious: if you haven't, you should read The Final Solution, Michael Chabon's brilliant novella of Holmes' really-really-we-mean-it-this-time last case.  And bee-keeping.).
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 15 August, 2012, 10:37:11 am
buzz off
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 15 August, 2012, 11:29:53 am
Don't bee like that, honey.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 15 August, 2012, 12:39:26 pm
The Final Solution, does that have a sting in the tail?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 15 August, 2012, 07:25:08 pm
The Final Solution, does that have a sting in the tail?

The Jews suffer a catastrophic colony collapse.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 15 August, 2012, 08:27:00 pm
The Final Solution, does that have a sting in the tail?

Turns out Johnny was just hibernating.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 15 August, 2012, 09:26:11 pm
Turns out Johnny was just hibernating.

Only bumble bees hibernate. That explains the symbolism of Johnny wearing that stripey top.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: James Stacey on 15 August, 2012, 10:03:16 pm
I'm pretty sure tortoises hibernate too. Blue Peter taught me that.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Zarjazzer on 16 August, 2012, 08:58:16 pm
Where are all the giant pussycats? Eh?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Hoagy on 16 August, 2012, 09:58:05 pm
MUTANT BUTTERFLIES!!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: nicklarr on 16 August, 2012, 10:37:48 pm
your dishwasher looks hot!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spaceghost on 17 August, 2012, 08:47:37 am
That's no dishwasher, that's my wife.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 17 August, 2012, 10:43:54 am
That's no dishwasher, that's my wife.

Tautology.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spaceghost on 17 August, 2012, 10:58:28 am
That's no dishwasher, that's my wife.

Tautology.

*googles definition of tautology...........*

Yes, that was my point.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 17 August, 2012, 03:55:06 pm
What the hell is A Clockwork Orange about??
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spaceghost on 17 August, 2012, 03:58:13 pm
It's about 137 minutes.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Dandontdare on 17 August, 2012, 04:18:26 pm
Damn, beat me to the obvious gag!

To answer your question, my droog, it's about a banda of lewdies and their horrorshow antics in search of ultraviolence and golly.
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Post by: TordelBack on 17 August, 2012, 08:15:52 pm
To answer your question, my droog, it's about a banda of lewdies and their horrorshow antics in search of ultraviolence and golly.

That makes it sound like Chateau Thulin-Hopper on a schoolnight.  "Lovely lovely Small Blue T".
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Post by: nicklarr on 17 August, 2012, 09:20:20 pm
That's no dishwasher, that's my wife.

Tautology.

*googles definition of tautology...........*

Yes, that was my point.

*googles definition of google...........*
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Post by: Kowalsky (formerly JudgeGumpty) on 18 August, 2012, 02:45:06 am
It's about 137 minutes.

Oh you drooog you  :lol:
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Post by: Bubba Zebill on 18 August, 2012, 09:51:34 am
I was told I had been stung by a 'Medusa' jelly-fish...only later I recalled, while inebriated, I burned my leg on a lightbulb over the harbour wall.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 18 August, 2012, 11:24:40 am

I was told I had been stung by a 'Medusa' jelly-fish...only later I recalled, while inebriated, I burned my leg on a lightbulb over the harbour wall.


(http://www.schamper.ugent.be/files/imagecache/regulier/images/Rowley%20Birkin%20QC.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 19 August, 2012, 06:23:12 am

I was told I had been stung by a 'Medusa' jelly-fish...only later I recalled, while inebriated, I burned my leg on a lightbulb over the harbour wall.


(http://www.schamper.ugent.be/files/imagecache/regulier/images/Rowley%20Birkin%20QC.jpg)

Fayy, ah, saway...you see, I was very, very drunk!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 19 August, 2012, 10:24:47 am
"What we have in common is impudence, politically loaded lyrics, the importance of feminist discourse and a non-standard female image."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=CZUhkWiiv7M&NR=1
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 19 August, 2012, 01:08:01 pm

(http://www.backstreet-merch.com/images/products/bands/clothing/psyrt/bsi_psyrt02.gif)

http://www.backstreet-merch.com/stores/nme/product.asp?item=PSYRT02 (http://www.backstreet-merch.com/stores/nme/product.asp?item=PSYRT02)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 23 August, 2012, 08:36:52 am
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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 23 August, 2012, 10:10:33 am
This thread has hit an all time low, I am looking at you.





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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 23 August, 2012, 11:54:14 am
It seemed so right at the time...I'll get my coach.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 23 August, 2012, 12:58:11 pm
As to whether it's legitimate threadjacking, well threads have ways to, y'know, shut these things down.


(Ugh, I can't even make a weak joke about that man without feeling physically ill). 
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 23 August, 2012, 01:23:05 pm
Jerry Sadowitz is a CIA spy.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 23 August, 2012, 02:26:29 pm
BIG DECISION TO DO! MMmmmmmm  :-\
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 23 August, 2012, 02:30:47 pm
BIG DECISION TO DO! MMmmmmmm  :-\
Yes.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 23 August, 2012, 03:47:00 pm
BIG DECISION TO DO! MMmmmmmm  :-\
Yes.

Yep, very still stuck on it!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 23 August, 2012, 05:55:24 pm
I had a nice day out today, that is all :D
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 23 August, 2012, 08:10:37 pm
One fly meets another fly buzzing around some dog shit. The first fly says to the second fly:

'Haven't seen you in a while. Where have you been?'

Second fly answers:

'I've been on the sick'
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 23 August, 2012, 08:58:04 pm
I live in Scotland; if I really wanted to see a pished ginger cunt naked, I could just hit the local clubs and start buying rounds. Why do the photo editors of every major newspaper think such a sight holds any interest for me?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 23 August, 2012, 08:58:38 pm
John Wagner knew called me Goaty on Facebook, he knew me!

And Alex Garland likes me!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 23 August, 2012, 10:48:05 pm
One fly meets another fly buzzing around some dog shit. The first fly says to the second fly:

'Haven't seen you in a while. Where have you been?'

Second fly answers:

'I've been on the sick'

Good old boy welcomes a city ambassador, they walk, they talk and as they do they pass a mound of rabbit droppings. City ambassador (aka city-slicker) says 'Now what might they be?' to which good old boy (aka Hill-Billy aka Jay) says 'Why thems SMART-PILLS'. So city slicker grabs a handful of SMART-PILLS and swallows them down. With a sour expression he exclaims 'They taste like shit!' to which hill-billy (aka Jay aka Bumpkin) responds 'Now, you see ...You're getting SMARTER already'.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 23 August, 2012, 11:00:22 pm
I live in Scotland; if I really wanted to see a pished ginger cunt naked, I could just hit the local clubs and start buying rounds. Why do the photo editors of every major newspaper think such a sight holds any interest for me?
:D
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 24 August, 2012, 07:48:29 am
As to whether it's legitimate threadjacking, well threads have ways to, y'know, shut these things down.


(Ugh, I can't even make a weak joke about that man without feeling physically ill).

I know...awful. Just think, this is his public voice, what does he say behind closed doors? Politicians like that always make me think of this one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPmTp9up26w
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 24 August, 2012, 05:19:57 pm
On train to London, but in First Class! :-)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 24 August, 2012, 05:21:31 pm
On train to London, but in First Class! :-)

Fame has changed you, Goaty.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 24 August, 2012, 07:42:07 pm
On train to London, but in First Class! :-)

Fame has changed you, Goaty.

It's Lord Goaty!  :lol:
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 24 August, 2012, 10:27:17 pm
HAIL THE GOAT

(http://www.nectuk.org/USERIMAGES/billy-goat.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: exilewood on 24 August, 2012, 10:54:29 pm
Now would be a time to do a "Hail the Goatse" - but there lies Godpleton-like oblivion.

FREE THE GODPLETON!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 24 August, 2012, 11:03:34 pm
FREE THE GODPLETON!

We are all Roger Godpleton.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: DrRocka on 24 August, 2012, 11:09:21 pm

FREE THE GODPLETON!

....Don't start all that sh1t again. I'm STILL waiting for the Free Chopper to arrive that was promised on the cover of Prog 545.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 25 August, 2012, 12:12:16 am
HAIL THE GOAT

(http://www.nectuk.org/USERIMAGES/billy-goat.jpg)

Now you must tell me where you found photo of me on my relaxing day!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 25 August, 2012, 05:40:34 pm
When was the last time you can remember more than a few hours passing here when COMMANDO FORCES wasn't baiting Pete Wells or JOE SOAP wasn't telling someone they were talking shite? Molch-R was frantically trying to contact radiator yesterday, and Goaty posted last night that he was travelling first class to London.

Lucky, lucky, lucky bastards.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: WhitBloke on 25 August, 2012, 05:44:15 pm
Careful.  That’s Lord Goaty and Senior Street Judge Burdis now.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 25 August, 2012, 06:14:35 pm
When was the last time you can remember more than a few hours passing here when COMMANDO FORCES wasn't baiting Pete Wells or JOE SOAP wasn't telling someone they were talking shite? Molch-R was frantically trying to contact radiator yesterday, and Goaty posted last night that he was travelling first class to London.

Lucky, lucky, lucky bastards.

Don't know what you means? Trip to London this weekend was months plans cos of my friend's baby christening.

And it's Lord Goaty!



P.s it was £20 extra in first class advancing!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SuperSurfer on 25 August, 2012, 07:19:01 pm
Don't know what you means? Trip to London this weekend was months plans cos of my friend's baby christening.
P.s it was £20 extra in first class advancing!
Great alibi! I will hang around to photograph the lot of you mincing up the red carpet.
:P
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 25 August, 2012, 07:22:44 pm
Careful.  That’s Lord Goaty and Senior Street Judge Burdis now.

I suppose Lord Goaty can just change his forum name himself, but Senior Street Judge Burdis will have to fork out for a new badge from Planet Replicas.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 25 August, 2012, 10:07:02 pm
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog 1234567890.





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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 26 August, 2012, 09:59:37 am
Pleased to see Dredd and Death had a cameo (possibly repeat appearances) on The It Crowd.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 26 August, 2012, 02:18:34 pm
Pleased to see Dredd and Death had a cameo (possibly repeat appearances) on The It Crowd.

There is a thread for this kind of spot somewhere (I think).




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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 26 August, 2012, 02:36:43 pm
I watched the second half of a film on the net last and it was okay. I forget it's name!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: DrRocka on 26 August, 2012, 02:59:10 pm
Do this look like it's cooked properly to you?

I'd best give it ten more minutes just to be sure...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 26 August, 2012, 03:40:04 pm
Do this look like it's cooked properly to you? I'd best give it ten more minutes just to be sure...

If juices are beginning to flow from the anus, I think you're ready, Doc. You don't want what you've already packed in there to become hard and dry.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 27 August, 2012, 06:05:45 am
I watched the second half of a film on the net last and it was okay. I forget it's name!
I saw that too.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 27 August, 2012, 03:22:29 pm
I watched the second half of a film on the net last and it was okay. I forget it's name!
I saw that too.

i missed the second half but saw the first, what happened to the guy?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 27 August, 2012, 03:45:30 pm
Is that the thing with him out if that other film in it? You know - him that's married to that woman.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 27 August, 2012, 03:56:59 pm
I watched the second half of a film on the net last and it was okay. I forget it's name!
I saw that too.

i missed the second half but saw the first, what happened to the guy?

Is that the thing with him out if that other film in it? You know - him that's married to that woman.

What happened? Well, in the end, it was just a sledge or something.

...And yes, that's the man, but I think you are thinking of a different woman, they've never been married.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 27 August, 2012, 04:40:33 pm
I watched the second half of a film on the net last and it was okay. I forget it's name!
I saw that too.

i missed the second half but saw the first, what happened to the guy?

Is that the thing with him out if that other film in it? You know - him that's married to that woman.

What happened? Well, in the end, it was just a sledge or something.

...And yes, that's the man, but I think you are thinking of a different woman, they've never been married.

they went out, she was just a beard!!  :o
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 27 August, 2012, 10:57:53 pm
This is taking the pish. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-19390785 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-19390785)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 27 August, 2012, 11:07:50 pm
LIES AND BULLSHIT

Men have been peeing standing up since before living memory. Evolution has not given us the right sort of plumbing to pee sitting down.

Same goes for shitting, we evolved to hunker down to take a shit, not sit upright. Our colons aren't aligned rightways for sitting and shitting, these sitting down toilets are fairly new fangled having only been in wide use for about a century.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 28 August, 2012, 11:22:07 am
47p, can you believe that?  :-[
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 28 August, 2012, 11:39:19 am
I got boner.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: WhitBloke on 28 August, 2012, 11:57:20 am
No, no, no, no, no, NO, No, no, no, no, no, No-no-no-no-no, No.... No.  No.  No.  No, no. No. No.  NO!  NO!  NO!  No.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: darnmarr on 28 August, 2012, 01:42:26 pm
I done wrote this for y'all:
Well…Once you were tender
but you soon got tough
 right then I knew
 we wuz through
 You chewed up ma chitlins
 Spat’em  out on the floor
left me nothing
 but cleaning to do


See, you're over easy
 But I’m sunny-side down
 since you left me
 to cool overnight
 I been battered and blackened
 And here I am found.
 at the edge
 Of the steely cold light.

 Losing your love
 is like scraping
the dirty black grits
from an old frying pan

 Losing your love
 oh losing your love

Losing your Love
 Is like breaking
 A piece of black toast
 Into bits with your hands.

 Losing your lo-ove
 oh, losing your love

 I called you 'my honey'
 called you 'my sweet',
 'the apple that
 gladdened my eye'
 But your love was rotten
 and just for a treat
 you served me up
 burned humble pie

 I gave all I could
 and it took all I got
 just to keep up with
 your appetites
 Now I'm broken and empty
 you've left me alone
- in ma tears -
 For to soak overnight.

 Losing your love
 is like scraping
 the dirty black bits
 from an old frying pan

 Losing your love
 oh losing your love

Losin’ your love,
  is like grating,
 a piece of black coal,
 on a burnt Cherry-Flan.

 Losing your love
 oh losing your love

Oh it may sound abrasive,
 But you scraped me right through,
 Like the side of some
   Ol’ Billy-can.

 you fought stubborn with caustic
 until you gone done
  wore a hole
in the heart of this man.

Losing your love
 is like scraping
the dirty black grits
from an old frying pan

 Losing your love
 oh losing your love

Losing your Love
 Is like breaking
 A piece of black toast
 Into bits with your hands.

 Losing your lo-ove
 oh, losing your love.

 Losin’ your love,
  is like grating,
 a piece of black coal,
 on a burnt Cherry-Flan.

 Losing your lo-ove
 oh, losing your love...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spaceghost on 28 August, 2012, 06:17:05 pm
I'm going to the Dredd screening in London on Thursday! But, what if the other boarders don't like me? What if they won't talk to me?

I'd better dress like a total slut to ensure I get their attention.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 28 August, 2012, 06:30:57 pm
I always dress like a total slut
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 28 August, 2012, 07:49:23 pm
 :D No way! Seems there's a new Dredd movie coming out!  :lol: I hope it's better than the la...

I can't go through with it, I just can't do it.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 28 August, 2012, 07:50:39 pm
Is something happening this Thursday?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SuperSurfer on 30 August, 2012, 12:29:03 pm
Why haven't we got a retcon button?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 30 August, 2012, 12:39:22 pm
I'm on the train
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SuperSurfer on 30 August, 2012, 12:45:00 pm
I'm on the train
That's great, mate. Mind if I retweet that?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Modern Panther on 30 August, 2012, 12:51:04 pm
I'm at work.  There's a power cut. You'd think it was the end of days.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 30 August, 2012, 01:05:32 pm
I've got nothing to say, just thought I should say.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Modern Panther on 30 August, 2012, 01:38:16 pm
I disagree.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 30 August, 2012, 01:57:28 pm
Is it too early for bottle of wine on train?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 30 August, 2012, 03:39:21 pm
Should I go met people and watch the screening?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 30 August, 2012, 03:58:42 pm
Should I go met people and watch the screening?

You're the reason they are there! You have been touched by the hand of Alex and will be sacrificed Wickerman-like in a gaint Judge Giant outside the cinema, you have to go, but of your own accord...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 30 August, 2012, 04:15:28 pm
Should I go met people and watch the screening?

You're the reason they are there! You have been touched by the hand of Alex and will be sacrificed Wickerman-like in a gaint Judge Giant outside the cinema, you have to go, but of your own accord...

Should I get Judge as bodyguard?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 30 August, 2012, 04:18:13 pm
Should I go met people and watch the screening?

You're the reason they are there! You have been touched by the hand of Alex and will be sacrificed Wickerman-like in a gaint Judge Giant outside the cinema, you have to go, but of your own accord...

Should I get Judge as bodyguard?

That Judge Burdis is in on it watch 'im  ;)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 30 August, 2012, 05:07:17 pm
I disagree.
You're wrong, I really don't, honest.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SuperSurfer on 31 August, 2012, 11:23:58 pm
More tea vicar?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Dandontdare on 31 August, 2012, 11:35:51 pm
If the internet offers you something for free, you're the product not the customer.

(I'm looking at you, facebook people!)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 01 September, 2012, 12:38:37 am
More tea vicar?
No thanks it makes me fart, but i'll have that fuck off cream bun.




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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Tiplodocus on 01 September, 2012, 12:55:07 am
I've seen DREDD  3D.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 01 September, 2012, 03:16:59 am
I've been to paradise!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: DrRocka on 01 September, 2012, 03:23:39 am
Is it supposed to do this? Or should I just stop scratching it, pop it in my wallet, and hope the congregation don't notice?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 01 September, 2012, 10:25:07 am
Zay belong here, Mozambique.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 01 September, 2012, 10:55:57 am
I dreamt about this thread last night.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 01 September, 2012, 11:34:50 am
I know what you're thinking, you're thinking: Pops you handsome genius, trolls are a scourge upon the internet, how do we deal with them?

'Well,' I might reply, 'we don't.'

'I was too busy drowning in your dreamy eyes,' you might respond, 'did I hear you right?'

'Well the thing about trolls is,' I might say 'they're not interested in dialogue or debate, merely winding people and getting a response. It's like a game to them. The only way to win, is to not play.'

'You're so wise,' you might concede, 'your logic is as solid as your jawline. But sometimes these trolls get me so wound up I just HAVE to give them a good telling off'

'The thing is,' I might continue, 'It doesn't matter how witty, incisive, clever or devasting any response to a troll might be; the minute you click post, the second your well wrought response is sent down the magical tubes to internet land, you've lost.'

'But what if I said-'

'Nope you've lost'

'Even if I-'

'LOST'

'But I could-'

'LOSER'

And at this point I would realise I'm being too hard on you, it's difficult to think straight in the presence of a fine specimen such as my self so I would continue:
'The thing to remember is: they're trying to bait you.' I would ululate, 'Sometime's trollings a art'

And then you might swoon and offer to bake me a cake
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 01 September, 2012, 11:44:08 am
First!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 01 September, 2012, 11:49:32 am
Pops you handsome genius



I was too busy drowning in your dreamy eyes,' you might respond



Your logic is as solid as your jawline




it's difficult to think straight in the presence of a fine specimen such as my self


And then you might swoon

And yet, going by your photo, your quite ugly looking. As ugly looking as that new Dredd film, and thats saying summat.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 01 September, 2012, 12:28:51 pm
Dang, he didnt respond. He's good at this, int he.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Modern Panther on 01 September, 2012, 02:27:24 pm
CAPSLOCK EMPHASISES MY IMPORTANCE.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 02 September, 2012, 03:53:25 am
I think somebody's been drinkin'.....
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Modern Panther on 02 September, 2012, 10:37:14 am
I'm entitled to my own opinion. Provided its just to encourage the persecution of minorities.  If its on movies I haven't seen, that makes me a prick.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 02 September, 2012, 10:39:54 am
I'm entitled to my own opinion. Provided its just to encourage the persecution of minorities.  If its on movies I haven't seen, that makes me a prick.

Temponaut the Smighty? (as in to 'smote')
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Modern Panther on 02 September, 2012, 11:24:33 am
co-incidentally, same first name, but I actually enjoy heroes and CGI.

Although, I may have t-shirts made: Temponaut the Smighty (as in to smote)!










Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 02 September, 2012, 12:35:59 pm
co-incidentally, same first name, but I actually enjoy heroes and CGI.

Although, I may have t-shirts made: Temponaut the Smighty (as in to smote)!
Well I want all of that, the CGI, the heroes - and I'll buy the T-shirt!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 02 September, 2012, 04:59:52 pm
Temponaut- I don't believe you. Yeah, I'm callin' you out, sucka! IF your name is really "Gavin", that would make THREE GAVINS hereabouts- he of the block, he of the shite, and you. And there cannot possibly be three Gavins, as I have never met a single Gavin in real life. Oh, wait, yes I have, he was mad and carried a sword and looked like Jimi hendrix. But other than him in 42 YEARS I have met NO GAVINS. Therefore, the odds against THREE GAVINS being here on this tiny board are extreme. So yes, there you go.

SBT
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 02 September, 2012, 05:40:22 pm
Temponaut- I don't believe you. Yeah, I'm callin' you out, sucka! IF your name is really "Gavin", that would make THREE GAVINS hereabouts- he of the block, he of the shite, and you. And there cannot possibly be three Gavins, as I have never met a single Gavin in real life. Oh, wait, yes I have, he was mad and carried a sword and looked like Jimi hendrix. But other than him in 42 YEARS I have met NO GAVINS. Therefore, the odds against THREE GAVINS being here on this tiny board are extreme. So yes, there you go.

SBT

HERE BE GAVINS
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 02 September, 2012, 06:29:42 pm
This forum isn't as good as it was in the 80s. Nobody argued on the internet back in them days
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 02 September, 2012, 10:08:01 pm
I've just seen a trailer of a film and I think it is totally shit, nothing has gone into the production, the CGI may be full on and shit, the rating is well off even though I don't know what it is. Fuck all you who think otherwise and don't call me a troll.




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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 03 September, 2012, 07:56:57 am
This forum isn't as good as it was in Pompeii in the 80s BCE...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIpkNVL1JNQ&feature=related
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Modern Panther on 03 September, 2012, 08:07:55 pm
According to US census data, Gavin was the 36th most common male name in the states in 2011, accounting for 0.45% of births.  This is up from being 452nd of the overall population. We are growing in number and will eventually take over the world.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 04 September, 2012, 02:53:57 pm
What is Dredd 2D about?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spaceghost on 04 September, 2012, 03:12:42 pm
What is Dredd 2D about?

It's the prequel to Dredd 3D.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 04 September, 2012, 04:58:06 pm
AICN trolls need to be headbutted by Dredd!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: darnmarr on 04 September, 2012, 05:31:03 pm
Ha!Ha!--they're gonna look stoopid soon :lol:
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 05 September, 2012, 07:58:51 am
The case of the 'Luminous Woman of Pirano' is covered in The Lancet. (Progs passim)
http://www.lancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(00)43351-9/fulltext
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 05 September, 2012, 11:28:52 am
very small hands and smelly of cabage...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 05 September, 2012, 11:34:11 am
Why there is lots of sex in Emmerdale?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 05 September, 2012, 01:15:36 pm
Why there is lots of sex in Emmerdale?

nay nay Mr Wilks
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 05 September, 2012, 01:20:19 pm
Why there is lots of sex in Emmerdale?

Farmers would call it 'Animal Husbandry'
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 05 September, 2012, 01:21:44 pm
It was Emerdale farm last time I checked.




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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: darnmarr on 05 September, 2012, 01:26:53 pm
They discuss this in an episode of 'Bottom', concluding that, as it takes less time to read, 'they can fit more story in'.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 05 September, 2012, 01:56:44 pm
Thing I've always wondered about Emmerdale Farm - Which one is Snowball?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 05 September, 2012, 09:40:19 pm
Too on topic here. My fault.

Did you see the size of those jugs the other day. Wonderful.
















(http://www.hand-made.co.za/sites/hand-made.co.za/files/images/handmade-ceramic-jugs.jpg)




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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 05 September, 2012, 09:48:57 pm
Hey, nice jugs.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 05 September, 2012, 09:49:23 pm
That's a really nice set of jugs.

Look at this this great pair

(http://whatscookingmexico.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/pear.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: strontium71 on 05 September, 2012, 09:55:35 pm
Not bad , but look at the arse in this pic  :o






(http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af68/strontium71/3r3.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Zarjazzer on 06 September, 2012, 01:19:31 pm
I'm shocked at such jugism, fruitism and ar_ism on these boards. Now iBm off to read the daily sport with hot stories and hooter ladies.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 06 September, 2012, 01:28:06 pm
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-6EvQZSKo9SE/UCBwbjZ8qNI/AAAAAAAABGw/yazUgLFf3Yg/s1600/LenaHeadey(DoubleFinger).jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 06 September, 2012, 03:16:10 pm
I love Jock!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 06 September, 2012, 03:16:34 pm
OH NO!!!!

THERE'S A NEW ADAM SANDLER MOVIE OUT!!!!

DREDD DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST IT!!!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: von Boom on 06 September, 2012, 08:34:03 pm
Wrong. Adam Sandler IS the new Dredd. The Urban clips and posters were a red herring.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 06 September, 2012, 08:45:46 pm
It wasn't always this way...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-ldVj34Sfo
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Funt Solo on 06 September, 2012, 10:39:30 pm
When I eat jam with pips in it, sometimes a pip will fit neatly into a pip-shaped tooth cavity I've developed. It's difficult to extricate said pip, when this occurs. Feels weird. Can't focus. One chance ... tooth-pick!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 07 September, 2012, 08:58:48 am
What? there is a film about Judge Dredd out today?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: atp on 07 September, 2012, 03:33:17 pm
What? there is a film about Judge Dredd out today?
Bollocks, gotta wait till end Oct to see that thar Dredd mooovie. where's my drokking Lawgiver, gonna shoot the pigging munt that said moving (temporarily) to aus would be a good funting idea.  ' GRUD for Harry, England, and Saint George!'
ENJOY,ENJOY,ENJOY. The movie.
By the way, I thought threadjacking was nicking the cotton from my Mum's singer, to stop her sowing up me Tesco bombers, again.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Dandontdare on 07 September, 2012, 04:58:45 pm
You know the problem with this forum? There just aren't enough separate threads about the Dredd movie.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 07 September, 2012, 05:34:29 pm
The Sweeny reboot? big but not clever
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: WhitBloke on 07 September, 2012, 05:40:34 pm
Oh, no.  That's it.  I'm getting pissed and falling asleep in front of the original series.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 07 September, 2012, 06:41:59 pm
On train to Nottingham, on laptop, paid £2.50 for two hours wifi, bottle of wine,

AND NO FUCKING DREDD 3D DVD to watch! Gotta to wait till 2013!  >:(
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 08 September, 2012, 12:31:04 pm
My Name is Judge 100 Years, some people call me Judge Dread...RudeBoy - Prince Buster...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc4F7mYFw24
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: darnmarr on 08 September, 2012, 03:22:44 pm
HUSH OP!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Zarjazzer on 09 September, 2012, 11:38:04 am
Where's Modpleton?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: GordyM on 09 September, 2012, 11:40:18 am
My bum's itchy.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: darnmarr on 09 September, 2012, 12:18:36 pm
I'm just not scratching.
Title: Re: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Martin Jameson on 10 September, 2012, 11:01:12 am
So, what time's dinner?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 10 September, 2012, 11:53:20 am
Wotcha mean Oi!Oi!Oi!? I said silence in court! One hundred Years!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SuperSurfer on 10 September, 2012, 12:17:52 pm
Will you lot stop fidgeting!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spaceghost on 10 September, 2012, 12:19:26 pm
Where's Modpleton?

He's behind you!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 10 September, 2012, 03:57:24 pm
Where's Modpleton?

He's behind your're mother!

Ftfy
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Zarjazzer on 10 September, 2012, 05:47:27 pm
Where's Modpleton?

He's behind your're mother!

Ftfy


Oh no he isn't. Has he been banned?
Again. :-*

Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 10 September, 2012, 07:17:02 pm
Anyone seeking knowledge of the field of the cloth of gold should click here with urgency, now! go NOW!...http://www.alectouk.com/The%20Field%20of%20the%20Cloth%20of%20Gold%20(2).htm
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 12 September, 2012, 10:20:01 pm
Found a tenner today. Nice, that.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 12 September, 2012, 11:53:07 pm
Lost ten quid, damn. If anyone sees it, geez a shout. BTW There's a ten pound reward for the finder.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 13 September, 2012, 12:14:46 am
The one i found was all wet, but it dried out nicely. That sound like yours?
If so, thanks for the reward,  ;)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 13 September, 2012, 07:39:32 am
Your welcome, I'm just so relieved it's been found.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 13 September, 2012, 01:15:26 pm
shoulder or Tote? you decide
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 13 September, 2012, 02:15:52 pm
Death, indeed, Lives!...my (circa 1982/3) candle has turned up in a cupboard in mint condition!...truly one cannot kill what does not live...even if it's wax.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: von Boom on 13 September, 2012, 04:27:33 pm
shoulder or Tote? you decide

No contest. Sherpa all the way.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 13 September, 2012, 04:28:04 pm
Your welcome, I'm just so relieved it's been found.

..and, now spent. On Prog 1800, and twenty fags. Blimey, the rising cost of living, eh!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SuperSurfer on 13 September, 2012, 05:22:43 pm
"If you lot think it's so easy then why don't you go and start your own religion?!"

- JC
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 13 September, 2012, 05:49:56 pm
Ok damn it I will and no walking on water for me, I'll captain a boat!
LRH
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Dandontdare on 13 September, 2012, 07:44:06 pm
Why are freaking huge belt-fed rotary machine guns called mini-guns? MONSTER guns more like.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 13 September, 2012, 07:54:42 pm
Why people still think BFG is Big Friendly Giant!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 13 September, 2012, 07:56:53 pm
Maybe because Roald Dahl is awesome
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 14 September, 2012, 12:12:19 am
A crystal clear night sky again. Hello, Big Dipper.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 14 September, 2012, 12:40:57 pm
Your welcome, I'm just so relieved it's been found.

..and, now spent. On Prog 1800, and twenty fags. Blimey, the rising cost of living, eh!

Roll them yourself and save money, forget Rizla, smoke the prog!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 15 September, 2012, 07:21:34 pm
COCK!



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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 15 September, 2012, 07:49:37 pm
Prohibition is back.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: nicklarr on 15 September, 2012, 08:11:52 pm
preposterous!!!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 16 September, 2012, 01:26:03 pm
Roll them yourself and save money, forget Rizla, smoke the prog!

Mmm, is that wise? The collector in me would baulk at that.
I also suspect ingesting/inhaling thrill power in such a manner, would have an effect on the person similar to that as suffered by Toht at the end of Raiders of the lost Ark. But hey, ill try owt once...

To any passing Mods : Are we allowed to smoke the prog?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 16 September, 2012, 05:23:23 pm
Roll them yourself and save money, forget Rizla, smoke the prog!

Mmm, is that wise? The collector in me would baulk at that.
I also suspect ingesting/inhaling thrill power in such a manner, would have an effect on the person similar to that as suffered by Toht at the end of Raiders of the lost Ark. But hey, ill try owt once...

To any passing Mods : Are we allowed to smoke the prog?

Point taken: I withdraw that suggestion, smoking progs is not only wasteful but probably dangerous....noy unlike ciggies, I guess.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 16 September, 2012, 06:18:48 pm

Am I the only person in the UK who hasn't googled the topless photographs of The Duchess of Cambridge? Even the small effort required would still be hugely disproportionate to my enjoyment of the results.

Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mardroid on 16 September, 2012, 08:25:27 pm

Am I the only person in the UK who hasn't googled the topless photographs of The Duchess of Cambridge?

Nope. I haven't either.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: James Stacey on 17 September, 2012, 01:51:04 pm
I got some very nice spanish blue cheese on a visit to Abergavenny food festival yesterday. It's like a taste explosion in the mouth. Hasn't done my Ipod any good though
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 19 September, 2012, 11:04:53 am
Did we all get our debut 'thrill-mail' today, from Tharg?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 19 September, 2012, 11:14:45 am
No, just you cos you are popular, Jack!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: strontium71 on 19 September, 2012, 01:41:37 pm
Did we all get our debut 'thrill-mail' today, from Tharg?

Yeah! A great idea. Quite handy to have all the updates in one place so I won't forget.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: GordyM on 19 September, 2012, 02:04:30 pm
Mine's came in and now I'm really tempted to get the Death plushie.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 19 September, 2012, 04:42:04 pm
StarTrek? does that count? I think not!!!except that you know... :-X
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 20 September, 2012, 09:05:37 am
Women are dangerous leech!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 20 September, 2012, 08:10:13 pm
Halifax are the serial killers of songs
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 20 September, 2012, 08:22:06 pm
There was this tiny part in a sci-fi book that I read over 30 years ago that I sometimes think of because it was so weird. In fact I wonder if I imagined the whole thing!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Eric Plumrose on 20 September, 2012, 08:55:02 pm
At night I dream of many things
Some of which I plan and save for
Some of which I achieve
When I was young I wanted to see Africa
To run away
And so I travelled
But never left
My dream changed, I
Became us
Became a family
And while dazzling things dazzle me still
My values hold dear other dreams
My home
My daughter's freedom to be
To achieve
My life with the man I still love
Simple dreams I dream
At night
During the day
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 20 September, 2012, 09:06:22 pm
For five Centuries I have now been waiting, but it has still yet to surface.



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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 20 September, 2012, 11:29:00 pm
Now, I'm not a racist, but...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 20 September, 2012, 11:33:12 pm
It's like I said to a former England and Man UTD midfielder when he accused me of racism; 'I'm not racist, Butt.'
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 20 September, 2012, 11:35:39 pm
It's like I said to a former England and Man UTD midfielder when he accused me of racism; 'I'm not racist, Butt.'

If that is, as I guess it is, a play on words predicated on knowing the names of kickyball players, then it has fallen on stony ground here...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 21 September, 2012, 07:31:02 am
Shame on you, Richmond.  Some of my best friends are kickyball players.  Although I understand they prefer the term 'delicate athletes'. 
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 21 September, 2012, 08:06:37 am
Proof Earth is no more than 6000 yrs old (if it were needed!!!)...
http://io9.com/5944910/finally-a-geological-timescale-that-only-a-creationist-could-love?popular=true
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Squidbot on 21 September, 2012, 01:40:51 pm
Did someone say de-railed?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/linvuiet/Animated/train.gif)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 21 September, 2012, 07:18:02 pm
I wish my dad stopping playing about!

(http://i.imgur.com/ntF2u.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 21 September, 2012, 07:26:54 pm
Your dad is a funny looking goat :o
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 21 September, 2012, 07:38:58 pm
HA, that pony has hair like Ozzy in the eighties
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 21 September, 2012, 09:07:42 pm
What the hell am I doing? I means, in 24 hours, on ferry to Amsterdam for few nights then flight to Barcelona! I only plans it few weeks ago! Am I nut? sounds like it's culture shock!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 21 September, 2012, 10:13:31 pm
Am I nut? sounds like it's culture shock!

You're nut.  Sounds absolutely magic, enjoy!  Never been to Amsterdam, but Barcelona is truly fantastic.  Never seen so many gorgeous women in one place.  Oh, err, yeah, Gaudi, all that too.

(Go see Casa de La Pierda, the roof is simply unreal).
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 22 September, 2012, 01:34:29 pm
2 down:

Have cheese outside, and chocolate cake.

7 letters, 2nd letter is R
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Dandontdare on 22 September, 2012, 02:38:16 pm
Brownie
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 22 September, 2012, 02:44:27 pm
OF COURSE! Cheers mate, if I win the £20 prize I'll be sure to send you a few quid ;)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 23 September, 2012, 05:35:18 pm
Interesting, perhaps, but without the tiny 'pyramida' cap they are technically not pyramids. Just wanted to clear that up. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_pyramids
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 23 September, 2012, 05:55:19 pm
BOOBIES!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 23 September, 2012, 06:55:11 pm
BOOBIES FOR HIRE!

FTFY
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 23 September, 2012, 08:03:55 pm
Judge Dredd's on Channel 5 in a minute.

I don't know whether to be happy, sad or indifferent.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 23 September, 2012, 08:14:56 pm
...The continuity announcer called it "a classic", bless her.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SuperSurfer on 24 September, 2012, 11:20:17 am
Bloke down the pub told me they've started filming the sequal!!! He's been working on set thanks to his mate's contacts in the film industry, the jammy sod! He just managed to sneak off for a quick pint to tell us the great news. I'll keep you up to date on latest developments but don't want to get him in trouble so mum's the word. Keep this between you, me and the internet!!!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Tiplodocus on 24 September, 2012, 01:22:41 pm
My mate down the pub says the skies are falling down. True fact.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 24 September, 2012, 01:26:06 pm
Fer fuck sake, last time that happened it took me ages to get all the bits of sky out of me hair
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 24 September, 2012, 02:58:11 pm
Oh why couldn't they have made a Dredd movie for the general public, not just the fanboys.  The one they made is fine, but it has a faceless protagonist, ultra violence, black humour, and let's face it, a limited budget... couldn't they have cast a really big action star and given him some quality face time, a romantic interest, some broad humour via a sidekick character, a massive budget, classic villains like the Angel Gang or Rico...  That thing would have done gangbusters.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SuperSurfer on 24 September, 2012, 03:37:10 pm
Goaty has gone quiet lately. Is he away on holiday or something?








(Jokin', fella)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 24 September, 2012, 10:59:18 pm
Did anyone else hear that? It sounded like something being blown off the roof. I'm going to have to sweep a fucking chimney off the path before work tomorrow morning.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: I, Cosh on 24 September, 2012, 11:12:13 pm
... Barcelona is truly fantastic.  Never seen so many gorgeous women in one place.  ...
Krakow. Blimey.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SuperSurfer on 24 September, 2012, 11:16:20 pm
Latest update: he's going to drop off an advance copy of the DVD special edition metal case box set!!!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Dandontdare on 24 September, 2012, 11:16:42 pm
... Barcelona is truly fantastic.  Never seen so many gorgeous women in one place.  ...
Krakow. Blimey.

Is that the place or a sound effect?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: adogg4629 on 25 September, 2012, 02:08:47 am
Goaty was kind enough to bump his "don't feed the trolls" thread on IMDB today.  BTW-thank you for that Goaty.  I'm sure anybody can relate to the massive facepalm I did when jumping onto IMDB today (after a two week absence) to join in the discussions about the film after having seen it over the weekend only to discover the amount of trollery (made up that word) going on.

Aaron
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 25 September, 2012, 02:42:28 am
I once grew a wart on my thing which had to be burned off by a doctor who looked like Eddie the Eagle using a miniature arc welder.

Does anyone else have an amusing story about their thing?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 25 September, 2012, 04:07:56 pm
Drokkin' plebs, get oughta my way!!!!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 25 September, 2012, 04:11:47 pm
It's raining at the moment and we have a leaky roof :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: von Boom on 25 September, 2012, 05:24:56 pm
My bucket also has a hole in it.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 25 September, 2012, 08:47:01 pm
My hole has a bucket in it.



V
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 25 September, 2012, 08:53:58 pm
My whole bucket is in it.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 25 September, 2012, 08:59:39 pm
Classifying clothes by number of holes:

1:Socks
2:Sweat bands/boob tubes/Skirts
3:Underwear/Trousers
4:T-shirts/Jumpers
5+:Things with buttons/lace-up garments/mutie-clothes

If anybody spots any errors and/or omissions, it's vital you point them out. This is very important stuff
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 25 September, 2012, 09:00:14 pm

(http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/c/cal1.jpg)

Drokkin' plebs, get oughta my way!!!!



FTFY
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Satanist on 26 September, 2012, 12:56:01 pm
Whenever I go into the newsagents near work to buy the prog the chap there always calls out “MR 2000AD”.

You don’t get that kind of recognition via a sub!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 26 September, 2012, 01:35:08 pm
Whenever I go into the newsagents near work to buy the prog the chap there always calls out “MR 2000AD”.

You don’t get that kind of recognition via a sub!

I used to get something similar, 'ah Mr P, its here somewhere, Doris, Doris Find Mr P's comic' the were a loverly pair of old gents.

Mind you now i get to read the Prog in bed without leaving it (that's what well trained sprogs are for)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 26 September, 2012, 09:17:03 pm
I was once driving my Lada through the countryside at night when one of the back wheels came off and rolled into a field of celery. A policeman appeared as I was retreiving my errant wheel because some local farmer had reported me for celery rustling.

Does anyone else have an amusing anecdote about their Lada?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: PsychoGoatee on 26 September, 2012, 09:26:34 pm
I was once driving my Lada through the countryside at night when one of the back wheels came off and rolled into a field of celery. A policeman appeared as I was retreiving my errant wheel because some local farmer had reported me for celery rustling.

Does anyone else have an amusing anecdote about their Lada?

I don't have much to add there, but I enjoyed the story.  :D
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Dandontdare on 26 September, 2012, 09:28:03 pm
Yes I ... oh about a Lada?

Dammit, I thought you were asking for celery-rustling anecdotes. Ah well.

Shame too, it would've knocked your socks off.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 27 September, 2012, 11:01:35 am
Whenever I go into the newsagents near work to buy the prog the chap there always calls out “MR 2000AD”.

Good job you don't have an order for Razzle.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 27 September, 2012, 12:48:28 pm
I was once driving my Lada through the countryside at night when one of the back wheels came off and rolled into a field of celery. A policeman appeared as I was retreiving my errant wheel because some local farmer had reported me for celery rustling.

Does anyone else have an amusing anecdote about their Lada?

The field after Sharkie had 'retrieved his wheel officer':

(http://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/cropcircle.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 27 September, 2012, 02:09:02 pm
I was once driving my Lada through the countryside at night when one of the back wheels came off and rolled into a field of celery. A policeman appeared as I was retreiving my errant wheel because some local farmer had reported me for celery rustling.

Does anyone else have an amusing anecdote about their Lada?

I love Soviet engineering. I've never owned a lada, but I do know an interesting fact about Soviet engineering that relates to wheels. Apparently, the railway lines in Poland and Belarus have different gauges and spacings. When you're crossing the border by train, you don't just get on a different train, oh no, that's what a decadent capitalist swine would do. Instead the train goes into a darkened shed, with the passengers still on board, and they change the trucks and wheels. It's a hang over from the paranoid cold war era, a method of trapping would-be spies trying to cross the border by train, and discouraging their own citizens from travelling. It's still in operation, 24/7, to this day.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 28 September, 2012, 06:59:11 am
I'm pretty sure I mentioned a few weeks back (on this thread) a conversation I had with someone that lasted (thanks to an untimely interruption) over a year. Well, I kid you not, I was being told, by one who would know, about the good qualities of the four-wheel-drive Lada...a thing I'd never heard of.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spaceghost on 28 September, 2012, 01:56:05 pm
I've got a luvverly bunch of coconuts.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Link Prime on 28 September, 2012, 02:18:34 pm
I've got a luvverly bunch of coconuts.

A mild shudder at the thought you're in post-breast augmentation op euphoria.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: von Boom on 28 September, 2012, 02:20:05 pm
Neep!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 28 September, 2012, 04:00:31 pm
That bloke was definitely cheating on pop master yesterday.
Ken Bruce soon got the measure of him though.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Dandontdare on 28 September, 2012, 04:19:37 pm
Neep!

Tattie!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 28 September, 2012, 04:21:44 pm
Bogal
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Enigmatic Dr X on 30 September, 2012, 10:07:08 am
I'm sorry it doesn't have big stompy robots in it. I'll fix it for next time.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Trout on 30 September, 2012, 10:16:21 am
That bloke was definitely cheating on pop master yesterday.
Ken Bruce soon got the measure of him though.

Yeah? What happened?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 30 September, 2012, 01:28:35 pm
Oh, Ken played it very cool - the sign of a true professional.
It was what he didnt say, plus he hurried him along - which let the bloke know he was on to him.
As he didnt win, it all worked out nicely in the end  ;)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Trout on 30 September, 2012, 02:22:23 pm
Ah, Googling the answers, was he? Bad form.

I love that quiz although I rarely do well.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 30 September, 2012, 02:27:35 pm
My brother brought me some fancy-schmancy black tea back from a work-trip to Sri Lanka.  Whee-doggie.  Why have I been drinking the bitter synthi-piss that I was told was tea up to this point?  The Fountains of Paradise indeed.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 30 September, 2012, 02:56:46 pm
GRRRRRRR. ARRRRRGH.





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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 30 September, 2012, 03:24:42 pm
Ah, Googling the answers, was he? Bad form.

I love that quiz although I rarely do well.

Yep. Googling, and in the most obvious manner possible.
Got turned onto the quiz by a work mate. He doesnt let jobs get in the way of pop master, believe me.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 30 September, 2012, 08:32:12 pm
Jean-Luc Picard is awesome because even though he's short, he talks down to everyone. Even god-like beings.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 30 September, 2012, 10:50:29 pm
BMW !!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 01 October, 2012, 12:36:56 am
I'm dying for a pee but I'm enjoying a recorded programme on TV.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: WhitBloke on 01 October, 2012, 12:44:06 am
If she says it's okay, it's okay?  Come on.  You know it's not okay so why bother asking?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Link Prime on 01 October, 2012, 12:44:54 am
If you're alone use an empty beer can.
What?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SuperSurfer on 01 October, 2012, 12:48:19 am
A gottle o' geer.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Satanist on 03 October, 2012, 07:13:54 pm
A bird shat on my head today.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: mygrimmbrother on 03 October, 2012, 07:36:59 pm
JERK ALERT
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 03 October, 2012, 07:38:25 pm
Pervert!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: von Boom on 03 October, 2012, 09:31:03 pm
I've got nothing interesting to say.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Minkyboy on 03 October, 2012, 09:32:37 pm
I've got nothing interesting to say.

Well don't post it here man.
Start a whole new thread about it for God's sake!

Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 03 October, 2012, 10:00:01 pm
Children in need around again.




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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 03 October, 2012, 10:09:38 pm
Dear God, that means another night of shit TV dominated by Gerry Anderson* and Big Fat Angry Steve Nolan, doesn't it? In Northern Ireland Anyways.

What terrible local celebs present Children In Need in your BBC region?



*Although his radio show is spectacular**

**For all the wrong reasons
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Dandontdare on 03 October, 2012, 10:21:52 pm
I can't take all the hyperboil.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 03 October, 2012, 10:25:30 pm
Monster crop of Shaggy Ink Caps in the park today, caught 'em just right - large but not open.  They were brill breadcrumbed and filled with cheese for my tea, and looking forward to baking the rest with eggs for my brekkie, along with some fried dulse.  Would have all gone into a nice freezable soup (Winter is coming), but we've neither stock nor cream in, and from bitter experience they just don't keep past a day uncooked.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Dandontdare on 03 October, 2012, 10:47:06 pm
looking forward to baking the rest with eggs for my brekkie, along with some fried dulse.

Splendid! It's so rare that I learn a new word that I've never come across before!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Dandontdare on 03 October, 2012, 11:47:27 pm
looking forward to baking the rest with eggs for my brekkie, along with some fried dulse.

Splendid! It's so rare that I learn a new word that I've never come across before!

by which I mean one that has existed longer than I have. If you include technobabble, youth-twattery,  management-speak and hipsterbollocks, there's too many to count.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 04 October, 2012, 12:01:13 am
A few minutes ago I was feeling peckish, so I ate 3 home made biscuits!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: mygrimmbrother on 04 October, 2012, 12:15:22 am
These pretzels are making. Me. Thirsty!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Link Prime on 04 October, 2012, 12:17:28 am
I'm hungry.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 04 October, 2012, 10:47:20 am
De-de-destruction
Ni-ni-ni 19, 19, ni19 19
19, 19, 19, 19
Ni-ni-ni 19, 19, ni-19 19
19, 19, 19, 19

In Vietnam he was 19
In-in-in Vietnam he was 19
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mikey on 04 October, 2012, 11:04:32 am
along with some fried dulse. 

Or dullis as it's pronounced by some Norns. Also: you're a buckin freak for a)eating it  b)frying it and c) for breakfast?! Why the fuck would you eat seaweed when there's a)sausages, b)sausages and c)sausages.

M.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 04 October, 2012, 11:16:42 am
Why the fuck would you eat seaweed when there's a)sausages, b)sausages and c)sausages.

Lot harder to find sossies just lying about on the rocks for free, and they just don't sun-dry very well either. Gone feral, I have (and judging from my waistline, it's the Wagner and Ezquerra version).  Four different edible seaweeds in the larder at the mo, as well as rock samphire (sea asparagus), three types of edible mushroom, blackberries galore and the last of the wild strawberries.  Apples are shite this year, mind.

Fried dulse (Dullis? Isn't that where movie airliners are always going when they run out of fuel?) is actually a bit like bacon when you have it in a BLT, or in this case fried and chopped up as bacony seasoning in my rammikin of baked ink caps and eggs.  It was divine. 

Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 04 October, 2012, 11:51:21 am
1) Nosedrip

2) Stickleback

3) Beau-rearguard
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mikey on 04 October, 2012, 12:39:00 pm
Lot harder to find sossies just lying about on the rocks for free, and they just don't sun-dry very well either.

You mean those brown, sausage shaped things near the outflow *gulp* aren't sausages?! Anyway, you make it sound delicious and nothing like the salty, leathery tongue coating evil sold in sea side newsagents and sweet shops.

M.

Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: JTurner on 04 October, 2012, 04:04:01 pm
How do I politely tell my boss that she should be happy that I can troubleshoot all the IT and handle all the design work very well indeed and that my having a cluttered desk is a very small price to pay?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 04 October, 2012, 04:12:31 pm
How do I politely tell my boss that she should be happy that I can troubleshoot all the IT and handle all the design work very well indeed and that my having a cluttered desk is a very small price to pay?

Boxed set of the IT crowd?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: von Boom on 04 October, 2012, 04:27:57 pm
Boxed set of the IT crowd?

PURE  WIN.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: JTurner on 04 October, 2012, 10:29:20 pm
ROFLCOPTER
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Satanist on 05 October, 2012, 11:29:51 am
To the tune of The Addams Family theme…

Days of the week
*clap,clap*
Days of the week
*clap,clap*
Days of the week, Days of the week, Days of the week
*clap,clap*

Its Monday and its Tuesday
Its Wednesday and its Thursday
Its Friday and its Saturday
And Sunday is the week

Days of the week
*clap,clap*
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spaceghost on 05 October, 2012, 11:55:21 am
To the tune of The Addams Family theme…

Days of the week
*clap,clap*
Days of the week
*clap,clap*
Days of the week, Days of the week, Days of the week
*clap,clap*

Its Monday and its Tuesday
Its Wednesday and its Thursday
Its Friday and its Saturday
And Sunday is the week

Days of the week
*clap,clap*

For reasons I don't completely understand I find this absolutely hilarious and can't stop laughing at it.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 05 October, 2012, 12:10:41 pm
To the tune of The Addams Family theme…

Days of the week
*clap,clap*
Days of the week
*clap,clap*
Days of the week, Days of the week, Days of the week
*clap,clap*

Its Monday and its Tuesday
Its Wednesday and its Thursday
Its Friday and its Saturday
And Sunday is the week

Days of the week
*clap,clap*

For reasons I don't completely understand I find this absolutely hilarious and can't stop laughing at it.

A funny, a kind of strange hypnotic and threatening funny.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: M.I.K. on 05 October, 2012, 04:28:52 pm
Wednesday gets to be in both versions.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 05 October, 2012, 04:35:15 pm
Is it coarse, fine or regular? Local or just domestic?  Who knows?  not me
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 05 October, 2012, 04:56:48 pm
Oh I hadn't post my review of Prometheus as the thread locked! My worst day ever!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 05 October, 2012, 05:00:22 pm
I was just about to watch Prometheus this weekend too. Now you'll never get to read my deep and insightful review that in no way rehashed what everyone has already said. Oh well
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 05 October, 2012, 05:40:44 pm
I was just about to watch Prometheus this weekend too. Now you'll never get to read my deep and insightful review that in no way rehashed what everyone has already said. Oh well
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 05 October, 2012, 05:43:36 pm


(http://www.2000adonline.com/application/media/news/full/187.jpg)


Why has the E-Wing droid been half-shorn? Tell us Tharg, WHY?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 05 October, 2012, 06:00:50 pm
(http://www.2000adonline.com/application/media/news/full/187.jpg)

Someone more comfortable with photoshoppery could re-arrange those fine looking men into a 6 Ages of Beardiness progression.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 05 October, 2012, 06:08:39 pm
before and after 35 years of TPO


(http://www.sterlingtimes.org/five_boys2.jpg)

(http://www.2000adonline.com/application/media/news/full/187.jpg)

its uncanny!!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 05 October, 2012, 07:19:17 pm
When I was a child I fell off a rickety fence that was standing in for an imaginary hovercycle and broke my elbow. Does anyone else have an amusing story about a fence?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 05 October, 2012, 07:24:14 pm
When I was a child I fell off a rickety fence that was standing in for an imaginary hovercycle and broke my elbow. Does anyone else have an amusing story about a fence?

I once took some stolen watches to  a fe.... oh, not that kind.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 05 October, 2012, 07:27:36 pm
72 pages.  :o
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 05 October, 2012, 08:05:49 pm
before and after 35 years of TPO


(http://www.sterlingtimes.org/five_boys2.jpg)

(http://www.2000adonline.com/application/media/news/full/187.jpg)

its uncanny!!

Spitting image!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 05 October, 2012, 10:30:02 pm
(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/8/13/1281699497825/spitting-image-thatcher-006.jpg)




V
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 05 October, 2012, 10:59:58 pm


(http://www.2000adonline.com/application/media/news/full/187.jpg)


Why has the E-Wing droid been half-shorn? Tell us Tharg, WHY?

Oh no... Who my dad???
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: WhitBloke on 06 October, 2012, 02:19:00 am
When I was a child I fell off a rickety fence that was standing in for an imaginary hovercycle and broke my elbow. Does anyone else have an amusing story about a fence?

I do!  Once, I was drunk and bought some leather trousers.  They weren’t fake but they were a bit on the thin side.  Then, I drank some more and left the pub, quickly getting lost because I was so drunk even my auto-pilot had passed out in its own vomit. 
Perhaps it had something to do with the leather trousers I’d bought earlier that day.  I wasn’t used to them, maybe, but they were bugger all use and I should have spent the money on another Julian Cope concert.  It was a phase, donchaknow?  Anyway, those sodding trousers were certainly of no use whatsoever when I caught them climbing some barbed fence or other in the middle of nowhere.  Ripping the shit out of them, and doing my leg few favours in the process.  Does anybody else have a story about me bleeding with my trousers around my ankles in a roofless shack in a field that hasn’t been there for almost twenty years now?

Okay.  They were fake.  I was drunk.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 06 October, 2012, 06:04:34 pm
I'm planning to totally jack this thread.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 07 October, 2012, 11:53:10 am
(http://www.2000adonline.com/application/media/news/full/187.jpg)


They say dogs and their owners start to resemble each other over time.

Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Modern Panther on 07 October, 2012, 02:16:27 pm
I'm a bit concerned I might actually be Frazer Irving.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 08 October, 2012, 03:19:48 pm
Are those the odds for the next droid to visit MEK-QUAKE above each droid?




V
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 08 October, 2012, 03:25:08 pm
Are those the odds for the next droid to visit MEK-QUAKE above each droid?
V

mental age?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spaceghost on 08 October, 2012, 03:27:28 pm
Why is Simon Spurrier in the seventies?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 08 October, 2012, 03:45:56 pm
uncanny...

(http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1263543.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Britain's+most+wanted+tax+dodgers)

but the amounts differ!!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 08 October, 2012, 04:19:53 pm
Questions will be answered...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 08 October, 2012, 04:56:44 pm
Sheesh, if a guy owing just £328k is in your Top 20 tax-dodgers you're just not trying hard enough, broken Britain.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Colin YNWA on 08 October, 2012, 04:59:50 pm
Why is Simon Spurrier in the seventies?

More importantly does Tharg know he leads a double life as Greg Saunier the drummer of Deerhoof?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 08 October, 2012, 05:17:10 pm
I can hear it, somewhere in this room my cat is licking something, it's very loud...I don't want to look round.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 08 October, 2012, 05:22:15 pm
Health and Safety gone mad...  :-\

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A4rtrYbCUAAn3vF.jpg:large)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: shaolin_monkey on 08 October, 2012, 07:45:41 pm
I hear horses hooves.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Link Prime on 08 October, 2012, 08:30:55 pm
My first crush was Circuit Breaker from Transformers Weekly.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 08 October, 2012, 08:48:09 pm
The end is nigh, sorta.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: shaolin_monkey on 09 October, 2012, 12:52:50 pm
He's dead Dave, everybody's dead, everybody is dead Dave.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 09 October, 2012, 01:02:55 pm
I remember once, when me and a mate went................................................ and it still makes me laugh today!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 09 October, 2012, 01:32:32 pm
Goaty wants some loves from you all...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 09 October, 2012, 01:41:46 pm
Goaty wants some loves from you all...

Any time, mate.  £75 per hour or part thereof.  Kinky is extra.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 09 October, 2012, 01:43:08 pm
Any time, mate.  £75 per hour or part thereof.  Kinky is extra.

That is bargain!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 09 October, 2012, 01:44:13 pm
Goaty wants some loves from you all...

Any time, mate.  £75 per hour or part thereof.  Kinky is extra.

and no wiping it on the curtains
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 09 October, 2012, 09:08:43 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCh4syrA2Sw
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: radiator on 10 October, 2012, 02:28:05 pm
Why did that idiot have to ruin the Prometheus thread? I loved that thread!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 10 October, 2012, 04:17:55 pm
Thread may refer to:

Thread (yarn), a kind of thin yarn used for sewing
Thread (computing), a sequence of instructions that may execute in parallel with each other
Thread (Pern), a spore in the science fiction novels Dragonriders of Pern
Thread (unit of measurement), a cotton yarn measure
Thread (album), a 1999 album by Wideawake
Thread, a poem by Patti Smith from her 1978 book Babel
Screw thread, a spiral ridge on a cylinder
Threaded discussion, a group of messages or postings to a newsgroup, mailing list or Internet forum on a single topic
Threads, a 1984 BBC television post nuclear attack movie
Threads (Temposhark album)
Threads (Battlefield Band album), 1995
"Threads" (song), a song by This Will Destroy You from their self-titled album, This Will Destroy You
"Threads" (Stargate SG-1), a 2005 season 8 Stargate SG-1 episode

Jacking or Jackin',

The term by which the form is more commonly known, is a dance technique and music form that first became popular in the late 1980s as one of the myriad music forms which arose from the last days of disco. Though there continues to be some dispute as to a single absolute stylistic origin, "Jacking" music and dance most likely came from the multicultural roots in the early underground Chicago house and London music scenes. Both concepts of Jacking have their origins in various African and types of Latino and Hispanic dance culture, with a fair amount of influence from early European and American disco culture.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 10 October, 2012, 04:41:59 pm
of course you haven't considered the Bull shark.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 10 October, 2012, 06:16:07 pm
Why did that idiot have to ruin the Prometheus thread? I loved that thread!

What happened to Roger Godpleton? He posted one (utterly revolting) pornographic picture on the Dark Knight Returns thread, and he's never been seen or heard from since. Now the moderators have been exposed as a bunch of evil, lying hypocrites, who persecute reasonable posters who are just trying to put their point across (see the Politics thread), surely we can have a review of Roger's sentence.

I demand the mother of all inquiries into what became of this forum's most valued member. The fineness of the tooth comb employed by Saville, Chilcot and Leveson will be as nothing compared to the detailed and exhaustive forensic analysis of the circumstances in which the voice of the little boy who pointed out that the Emperor (not that one) was wearing no clothes came to be silenced.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 10 October, 2012, 06:28:03 pm
Has Roger been banished? And talking of Emperor (yes, that one) Just where has he got to, as well?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 10 October, 2012, 07:20:23 pm
I demand the mother of all inquiries into what became of this forum's most valued member.

Border of the Year for 2011, no less.  While it's nice to see that a Goatse (it was a Goatse, right?) can still be the ne plus ultra of shock, for all that it's been around so long it's practically vintage pop art, it alone should never come between such an artist and his canvas.

Roger's comedy stylings should be in effect on the Chat later tonight.  I dropped by last week and after bleaching my eyeballs and dunking my liver in scotch it felt like old times.  I love that 'man', truly I do. 
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 10 October, 2012, 07:23:05 pm
Any time, mate.  £75 per hour or part thereof.  Kinky is extra.

That is bargain!

Good to see your Amsterdam trip has given you a keen appreciation of my competitive pricing.  As long as that's all it's given you.  (Penicillin is extra too).
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 10 October, 2012, 07:41:01 pm
I demand the mother of all inquiries into what became of this forum's most valued member.

Border of the Year for 2011, no less.  While it's nice to see that a Goatse (it was a Goatse, right?) can still be the ne plus ultra of shock, for all that it's been around so long it's practically vintage pop art

Well done, Tordelback; you've expanded my vocabulary and my consciousness like the anus of the cheeky fella in that image.

I've only enjoyed the benefits of having piping hot internet plumbed directly into my front room since earlier this year, so terms such as Goatse and tl;dr are as baffling and unfamiliar to me as Plan A + CAP EX is to everyone but Robert Peston. Until I googled Goatse, I imagined the ringpiece in the controversial image must be that of this forum's own satyr-like friend of Alex Garland. That would explain how he managed to get his name in the film, I suppose.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 10 October, 2012, 08:28:10 pm
Any time, mate.  £75 per hour or part thereof.  Kinky is extra.

That is bargain!

Good to see your Amsterdam trip has given you a keen appreciation of my competitive pricing.  As long as that's all it's given you.  (Penicillin is extra too).

No, you can do one with two drinks and shooter at Bigg Markets here.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 11 October, 2012, 08:55:03 am
It's Anderson!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spaceghost on 11 October, 2012, 01:56:56 pm
Hands up, who likes me!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 11 October, 2012, 02:18:09 pm
Quis custodiet ipsos Clements?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 11 October, 2012, 02:37:49 pm
Quis custodiet ipsos Clements?

Oh thanks! Now I'm literally holding my nose so I don't LOL in the office!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 11 October, 2012, 02:57:30 pm

Quis custodiet ipsos Clement's snotfingers?

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RfxxdzJ7g-I/TTsReghq05I/AAAAAAAAD1o/FNp1JdcWrAk/s1600/BrianLeben.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 11 October, 2012, 03:16:48 pm
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/s480x480/46293_10151122929292851_2019472603_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 11 October, 2012, 04:01:34 pm
There too much violence on this thread
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 11 October, 2012, 09:33:06 pm
There too much violence on this thread

Not enough sex.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 11 October, 2012, 09:35:25 pm
Not enough sex.

That's what the Political thread is for.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 11 October, 2012, 09:43:47 pm
Sax      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTkUeb6zQFA
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 11 October, 2012, 09:44:32 pm
Violins     http://www.infovisual.info/04/033_en.html
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Zarjazzer on 11 October, 2012, 09:46:14 pm
Transcosmic horror. There's not enough of it.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 12 October, 2012, 12:04:18 am
(http://www.mychoicefreedom.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/violins2.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 12 October, 2012, 12:09:06 am
Are all these your guitars?  God, this place is bigger than our whole apartment.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spaceghost on 12 October, 2012, 08:15:01 am
Hands up, who likes me!
............

You utter bastards...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 12 October, 2012, 01:38:09 pm
During the revolution Egyptians referenced “V for Vendetta” more frequently than any other work of art. Protestors held up signs that read “Remember, remember the 25 of January.” On the internet, Photoshop was used to alter Pharaoh Tout Ankh Amoun’s face into a Fawkes smile.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 12 October, 2012, 02:00:38 pm
Christmas is coming :D
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: von Boom on 12 October, 2012, 02:19:54 pm
Did you see that fit bird that just walked by?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SuperSurfer on 12 October, 2012, 02:30:45 pm
There were rumors he was into field hockey players.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 12 October, 2012, 07:42:35 pm
There were rumors he was into field hockey players.

You are the son of incestuous union.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 12 October, 2012, 08:07:06 pm
Algol is my three favourite stars.  A 10-hour partial eclipse every 69 hours.  I empathise strongly.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 13 October, 2012, 12:18:12 am
Goaty is evil...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Dandontdare on 13 October, 2012, 12:22:23 am
My sig is bigger than anything I say
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 13 October, 2012, 01:08:21 am
Stay on target!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spaceghost on 13 October, 2012, 09:03:46 am
Oranges are not the only fruit. There are also lesbians. Juicy, nutricious lesbians.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 13 October, 2012, 10:04:38 am
Jacked thread is best thread.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 13 October, 2012, 10:51:11 am
Mind the oranges Matron!!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 13 October, 2012, 11:34:38 am

I'm certain the internal inquiries now being launched into Jimmy Savile and Andrew Mitchell's behaviour, by the BBC and HM government respectively, will get to the bottom of those matters quickly and cost-effectively. I foresee no need for an expensive series of further enquiries over the next quarter of a century, before the institutions involved admit what everyone basically knew anyway - as happened with the Hillsborough disaster.

Fifteen years till Blair is officially declared a liar, by that reckoning.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 13 October, 2012, 12:28:42 pm
Tha fat twat. He wants bleedin' milkin'.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 13 October, 2012, 12:48:35 pm

(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20121007.gif) (http://"http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2757")
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 13 October, 2012, 06:06:02 pm
Didn't we have a Jack O'Lantern thread?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SuperSurfer on 13 October, 2012, 09:15:05 pm
Sorry, wrong thread.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SuperSurfer on 13 October, 2012, 09:17:45 pm
Apologies for the double post but the previous post was in the wrong thread.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 13 October, 2012, 09:24:50 pm
All will make merry.

On pain of death.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 13 October, 2012, 10:11:09 pm
I don't think Jimmy Savile could have done all the rapes and the touching and that, because he did a lot for charity.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 13 October, 2012, 10:57:36 pm
Best Beef Essence.




V
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: judgefloyd on 13 October, 2012, 11:02:11 pm
gee whiz, it's like it's 1986 again!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 13 October, 2012, 11:03:00 pm
Best Bent Wire.



V
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 13 October, 2012, 11:05:58 pm
1986

Funnily enough, thats also the number of threads started by Goaty this week.

Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 14 October, 2012, 09:09:57 am
Equilateral, Isosceles, Scalene - Types of triangle commonly found in the average bag of tortilla chips. You'll not hear that anywhere else.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Modern Panther on 14 October, 2012, 02:10:42 pm
"its not like I chased him down the street, or anything like that." Tony Martin,  BBC News report on the right to self defence against burglars.

Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: strontium71 on 14 October, 2012, 03:10:03 pm
1986

Funnily enough, thats also the number of threads started by Goaty this week.

YOU WIN!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 14 October, 2012, 11:27:32 pm
Sorry, wrong thread.

me too, why no edit/like button?
Title: Re: Treadhacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 14 October, 2012, 11:38:46 pm
A million Dollars or the thread gets it.





V
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SuperSurfer on 14 October, 2012, 11:58:20 pm
Sorry, wrong thread.
me too, why no edit/like button?
Clumsy!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 15 October, 2012, 09:05:55 pm
The front page of today's Daily Mail was a picture of an attractive, demurely dressed woman in her late forties/early fifties, accompanied by a caption reading "I Was Fondled By Dave Lee Travis". I don't want to make light of what I'm sure was an unpleasant experience for the woman or excuse the repulsive DLT's behaviour, but can anyone imagine that this would have been front page news if the tabloids weren't trying to prevent the momentum of the Jimmy Savile story from dissipating?

Is it a revelation to anyone over Thirty that women in the workplace had to endure some truly appalling behaviour from their male co-workers?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Modern Panther on 15 October, 2012, 09:09:00 pm
Oh, we'll just let Hitler be in charge then, shall we?  Is that what you want?  Well?  Is it?

Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 15 October, 2012, 09:21:12 pm
Victoria Coren.  That is all.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 15 October, 2012, 09:28:21 pm
I think I got away with it!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 16 October, 2012, 11:13:22 am
Dorrito's, the bags anyway, looked different in the 70's. But make no mistake, they still had that great taste. They're great.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: zombemybabynow on 16 October, 2012, 12:14:08 pm
He wondered reflectively what would happen if you asked a nun where the Gents was. Probably the Pope sent you a sharp note or something.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 16 October, 2012, 12:52:36 pm
Why can't the commentators on online news sites, so eager to list the failings of others, spell?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SuperSurfer on 16 October, 2012, 01:57:33 pm
Mods: Switch the titles of the Threadjacking and Politics threads and hey presto - two on topic threads instead of none!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 16 October, 2012, 03:48:44 pm
Whenever you point out small errors in other people's spelling and grammar, the most important thing to remember is; everyone hates you.  ;)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 16 October, 2012, 03:59:33 pm
I LOVE BRICK!

(http://www.riazali.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/brick.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 16 October, 2012, 04:04:17 pm
So that's where the British Empire is.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-19950923
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 16 October, 2012, 04:06:40 pm
Flowers are essentially tarts. Prostitutes for the bees.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 16 October, 2012, 04:11:09 pm
I'm in a pickle!

Should I listen to a CD or the radio when I drive to work tonight :-\
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: von Boom on 16 October, 2012, 04:41:28 pm
I'm too big to fit into a pickle.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 16 October, 2012, 05:20:32 pm
Here are some innocent phrases:

I don't like basketball.
I'm not all that fond of curry.
It's very difficult to find a job these days.
I don't like using public transit.
I won't be going abroad any time soon.
I don't feel safe in the city centre at night.

Now here's a cool trick; put the words 'I'm not racist but..' in front of them and HEY PRESTO! BIGOTRY!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Modern Panther on 16 October, 2012, 05:35:37 pm
I fully support Frankie Boyle's campaign against racism.  I'm less keen on his campaign to get people laughing at mentally disabled children.

Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 16 October, 2012, 07:55:09 pm
I am a man of very few words.



V
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 16 October, 2012, 10:56:05 pm
Might I refer you to the comment made on page three of this thread?...Case closed!

Anyone?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 16 October, 2012, 11:12:11 pm
I can confirm that I am not being held hostage by Somali pirates!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 17 October, 2012, 02:06:01 am
Might I refer you to the comment made on page three of this thread?...Case closed!

Anyone?

I don't think you should be posting that sort of thing here. There's a seperate thread set-up if you want to discuss that sort of thing, in fact it was set up to specically stop these sort of discussions from taking over threads.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 17 October, 2012, 09:28:15 am
Might I refer you to the comment made on page three of this thread?...Case closed!

Anyone?

I don't think you should be posting that sort of thing here. There's a seperate thread set-up if you want to discuss that sort of thing, in fact it was set up to specically stop these sort of discussions from taking over threads.

Et tu, Pops1983?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 17 October, 2012, 04:51:54 pm
Time for some lasagne :thumbsup:



Bugger, I forgot I'm making tea this evening :thumbsdown:
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 18 October, 2012, 11:51:28 am
I'm heading to the castle tonight, anyone go a spare pitchfork? I have two flaming torches, so we could swap, meet in from of the Doctors house about 11.30? sounds like there should be quite a crowd of us.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 18 October, 2012, 12:29:33 pm
I'm heading to the castle tonight, anyone go a spare pitchfork? I have two flaming torches, so we could swap, meet in from of the Doctors house about 11.30? sounds like there should be quite a crowd of us.

I have a re-animated corpse (kinda cobbled together from various bits I had around the lab) if you need something to persecute.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 18 October, 2012, 03:55:20 pm
DO NOT LOOK HERE!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 18 October, 2012, 11:10:30 pm
]An eyewitness to President Lincoln’s assassination appeared on television in 1956 (http://io9.com/5952966/an-eyewitness-to-president-lincolns-assassination-appeared-on-television-in-1956?fb_action_ids=499216713435782&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map={%22499216713435782%22%3A209039945896582}&action_type_map={%22499216713435782%22%3A%22og.likes%22}&action_ref_map=[)

SHENANIGANS
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 19 October, 2012, 09:40:35 am
]An eyewitness to President Lincoln’s assassination appeared on television in 1956 (http://io9.com/5952966/an-eyewitness-to-president-lincolns-assassination-appeared-on-television-in-1956?fb_action_ids=499216713435782&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map={%22499216713435782%22%3A209039945896582}&action_type_map={%22499216713435782%22%3A%22og.likes%22}&action_ref_map=[)

SHENANIGANS

Incredible...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 19 October, 2012, 12:07:43 pm
well that went well  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 19 October, 2012, 03:49:48 pm
Ive had Déjà vu twice this week. Whats all that about?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SuperSurfer on 19 October, 2012, 03:54:19 pm
THE GAME
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 19 October, 2012, 05:36:37 pm
£4.80 a pint!!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 19 October, 2012, 06:07:37 pm
Goaty loves wine!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 19 October, 2012, 06:30:36 pm
]An eyewitness to President Lincoln’s assassination appeared on television in 1956 (http://io9.com/5952966/an-eyewitness-to-president-lincolns-assassination-appeared-on-television-in-1956?fb_action_ids=499216713435782&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map={%22499216713435782%22%3A209039945896582}&action_type_map={%22499216713435782%22%3A%22og.likes%22}&action_ref_map=[)


The Human Wormhole is a great concept. One of the articles linked-to in that item drops the bomb that three American Civil War widows were still collecting their husbands' pensions into the early 21st century. Mind duly blown. Cheers, pops.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 19 October, 2012, 07:12:01 pm
Post-contact American history is so incredibly compressed. Similarly Back to the Future III always amazes me.  The contrast in Hill Valley between 1885 and 1955 - just 70 years, one lifetime!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 19 October, 2012, 07:20:51 pm
Time-travelling is shit! You can travel when but not where!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 19 October, 2012, 07:23:20 pm
Time-travelling is shit! You can travel when but not where!

You just aren't setting your time-bombs properly.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 19 October, 2012, 08:03:05 pm
Post-contact American history is so incredibly compressed. Similarly Back to the Future III always amazes me.  The contrast in Hill Valley between 1885 and 1955 - just 70 years, one lifetime!

Ditto the bits in The Wild Bunch and Young Guns 2 which feature cars. Even Paul Newman's bike in Butch Cassidy seems as anachronous as Burt Bacharach and Hal David on the soundtrack, but history does not easily separate into dicrete eras. I remember being confused watching an American High School film where some of the kids were wearing flares and some were rocking skinny jeans, and my Dad having to explain that not everyone ditched their bell bottoms on the evening of the 31st of December 1979.

Consequently, I have an acutely detailed mental map of the trouser-based fashion developments of my own time, since I realised that this kind of specificity was where the true history of a time could be found, rather than the dry records of the succession of Kings and Queens. I would devote a paragraph to the journey from dark blue skintights, to straight-leg stone/snow-wash, to the 'baggy' (gathered in ankles with a fastening strap and stud), to the Flinstone jean, to 'vintage' 501's (with or without a designer tear in the knee) - but I don't want to derail the thread.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 19 October, 2012, 08:07:16 pm
Consequently, I have an acutely detailed mental map of the trouser-based fashion developments of my own time, since I realised that this kind of specificity was where the true history of a time could be found, rather than the dry records of the succession of Kings and Queens. I would devote a paragraph to the journey from dark blue skintights, to straight-leg stone/snow-wash, to the 'baggy' (gathered in ankles with a fastening strap and stud), to the Flinstone jean, to 'vintage' 501's (with or without a designer tear in the knee)...

You are Eddie Campbell and I claim my signed copy of Bacchus #0.

I was watching the (fab) Wartime Farm the other week, and was momentarily shaken by the idea that black and white GIs billeted around English villages would never attend the same dances.  Even being aware of military segregation, somehow visualising it the 1940s English countryside (where the same program had previously highlighted the story of black land-girls), seemed a staggering anachronism.  Land of the free, baby, let's fight the Nazi menace.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 19 October, 2012, 08:28:15 pm
You are Eddie Campbell and I claim my signed copy of Bacchus #0.

I was watching the (fab) Wartime Farm the other week, and was momentarily shaken by the idea that black and white GIs billeted around English villages would never attend the same dances.  Even being aware of military segregation, somehow visualising it the 1940s English countryside (where the same program had previously highlighted the story of black land-girls), seemed a staggering anachronism.  Land of the free, baby, let's fight the Nazi menace.

I'll knock you up a quick sketch of a dead prostitute later. There are enough mixed race pensioners in otherwise white bread Central Scotland to testify that the local girls didn't respect the military's fear of miscegenation in the same way as their buffalo soldiers. There's a guy who works in a motor factors in Larbert with the unique combination of African physiognomy/Afro hairdo and peely wally Scottish pigmentation/ginger hair. It's actually cooler than it sounds.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: M.I.K. on 19 October, 2012, 08:54:30 pm
The Human Wormhole is a great concept. One of the articles linked-to in that item drops the bomb that three American Civil War widows were still collecting their husbands' pensions into the early 21st century. Mind duly blown. Cheers, pops.

Ye gods... Just how many 20 year olds were marrying octogenarians back then?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 19 October, 2012, 10:26:41 pm
Has anybody else created a new folder especially to save all those Thrillmails were being sent?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Dandontdare on 19 October, 2012, 11:02:52 pm
Has anybody else created a new folder especially to save all those Thrillmails were being sent?
no - and would I be a bad Squaax if I put Tharg in my spam filter?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 19 October, 2012, 11:04:11 pm
Has anybody else created a new folder especially to save all those Thrillmails were being sent?
no - and would I be a bad Squaax if I put Tharg in my spam filter?

I think you got Goaty in it... ;)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 20 October, 2012, 02:03:34 am
This deserves its own thread
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 20 October, 2012, 10:30:01 am
Lies, lies!!!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Zarjazzer on 20 October, 2012, 11:02:07 am
Bring back Modpleton!



 :o
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 20 October, 2012, 11:43:45 am
Bring back Modpleton!

He never really went away, he's been right here all along.  In our hearts.



Fondling our ventricles suggestively and reciting the lyrics of Hungarian anti-war raps over and over again.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 20 October, 2012, 11:44:35 am
Bring back Modpleton!



 :o

That would be the forum's very own Day of Chaos.


So yeah, bring him back,  ;)

Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Trout on 20 October, 2012, 11:49:38 am
Bring back Modpleton!

He never really went away, he's been right here all along.  In our hearts.



Fondling our ventricles suggestively and reciting the lyrics of Hungarian anti-war raps over and over again.

He has gone to sit at the right hand of Karne, forever and ever.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 20 October, 2012, 12:17:31 pm
Bring back Modpleton!

Be careful what you wish for. I once had a friend who wished that his penis was long enough to touch the floor and both his legs fell off.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Gonk on 20 October, 2012, 04:41:41 pm

...wasn't he later arrested by the police for arse-ing around?

Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 20 October, 2012, 05:42:20 pm
Bring back Modpleton!

He never really went away, he's been right here all along.  In our hearts.


Pah! We don't mean we want him back in your crappy, metaphysical, transubstantiation way. That might work for Jesus and E.T, but we want Roger to be able to reach out to each and every one of us ... and tell us that our taste in comics, music, films and telly is crap, and that we're old men wasting our lives pursuing an interest in a dwindling sub-culture. That's what we want.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 20 October, 2012, 07:59:07 pm
Without 2000AD my life would just have been...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyIA26sFi_g
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 22 October, 2012, 10:22:19 am
"Each Diplodocus dotes on you
Each Stegosaur adores
None be finer
Captain Dinosaur"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FMj0sJPlB48#!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Satanist on 22 October, 2012, 12:41:09 pm
Is Diplodocus Dip-plod-oh-cus or Dip-low-dow-cus?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: M.I.K. on 22 October, 2012, 01:09:24 pm
Tor-toyz.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 22 October, 2012, 02:34:54 pm
Post-contact American history is so incredibly compressed. Similarly Back to the Future III always amazes me.  The contrast in Hill Valley between 1885 and 1955 - just 70 years, one lifetime!

Ditto the bits in The Wild Bunch and Young Guns 2 which feature cars. Even Paul Newman's bike in Butch Cassidy seems as anachronous as Burt Bacharach and Hal David on the soundtrack, but history does not easily separate into dicrete eras. I remember being confused watching an American High School film where some of the kids were wearing flares and some were rocking skinny jeans, and my Dad having to explain that not everyone ditched their bell bottoms on the evening of the 31st of December 1979.

Consequently, I have an acutely detailed mental map of the trouser-based fashion developments of my own time, since I realised that this kind of specificity was where the true history of a time could be found, rather than the dry records of the succession of Kings and Queens. I would devote a paragraph to the journey from dark blue skintights, to straight-leg stone/snow-wash, to the 'baggy' (gathered in ankles with a fastening strap and stud), to the Flinstone jean, to 'vintage' 501's (with or without a designer tear in the knee) - but I don't want to derail the thread.

Pah! I can remember being openly laugh at in the street for wearing striaght leg levi's in the 70s( pre-punk), you had to go to a specific shop, wait until the older woman was serving then ask her for levi striaght legs, I also remeber being chased down the street and narrowing avioding a kicking for wearing homemade bondage troosers ( white skinners taken in to tightasfeck with white pallet straps sewn on... now you ask)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Dandontdare on 22 October, 2012, 03:11:34 pm
I also remeber being chased down the street and narrowing avioding a kicking for wearing homemade bondage troosers ( white skinners taken in to tightasfeck with white pallet straps sewn on... now you ask)

Hands up who wants photos of Punky Proudhuff?  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 22 October, 2012, 04:28:42 pm
I also remeber being chased down the street and narrowing avioding a kicking for wearing homemade bondage troosers ( white skinners taken in to tightasfeck with white pallet straps sewn on... now you ask)

Hands up who wants photos of Punky Proudhuff?  :thumbsup:

(http://www.doodlecat.com/images/photographer.gif)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: shaolin_monkey on 23 October, 2012, 04:17:10 pm
Has anyone noticed how the Dredd in the Dredd vs Zombies advert in the banner above resembles the leader of the Ant Hill Mob?

(http://www.boomerangtv.co.uk/sites/www.boomerangtv.co.uk/files/imagecache/character_thumbnail/wacky-ant-hill-mob.gif)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: WhitBloke on 23 October, 2012, 10:39:32 pm
I'm sure you're right and all but I'm just not seeing it... but I do see this...

(http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa44/whitbloke/NotSeeingIt.jpg)

(So I've hopes for a new Harlem Heroes strip when Visible Man keels over.)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Tiplodocus on 23 October, 2012, 10:57:04 pm
Quote
"Is Diplodocus Dip-plod-oh-cus or Dip-low-dow-cus?"
I say "Tip-low-doh-cus".
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 24 October, 2012, 08:05:45 am
I have nothing to add.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 24 October, 2012, 05:18:49 pm
I wonder who wears the white gloves...?  :-\

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/66385_10151076637061636_133099216_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: von Boom on 24 October, 2012, 07:33:25 pm
Eye of the Tiger, man.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Modern Panther on 26 October, 2012, 11:19:16 am
Best advice I've ever been given:

when you're having difficulty understanding what people are telling you, hang the dressing gown on the hook, place the towel by the panel, put the mail on the towel, then press the button.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 26 October, 2012, 05:06:31 pm
As a portly teen, I was once charged by my boss to go and change a lightbulb for his grandmother. The grandmother's house was abig old Victorian thing with high ceilings and needlessly ornate plaster roses around the light fittings. Of course, the old dear didn't have any ladders and gave me a chair to stand on. The chair, predictably, collapsed while I was at full-stretch and, due to instinctive grasping, I landed amidst the splintery ruin of the chair still clutching the light fitting whilst the remains of the now not quite so ornate plaster rose fell all about.

The old girl, her face a picture of bemused restraint, looked down at me with a mug of tea in one hand and a plate of macaroons in the other and said, 'well... I think I could probably have done that.'

Does anyone else have an amusing anecdote about macaroons?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 26 October, 2012, 05:13:38 pm
Best advice I've ever been given:

when you're having difficulty understanding what people are telling you, hang the dressing gown on the hook, place the towel by the panel, put the mail on the towel, then press the button.

Now that is quality advice.  15-year-old me would have killed someone for that advice, instead of just screaming incoherently at the computer for hour after frustrating hour.

As to macaroons, for some reason they evoke no memories whatsoever.   

Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 26 October, 2012, 06:00:04 pm
As a portly teen, I was once charged by my boss to go and change a lightbulb for his grandmother. The grandmother's house was abig old Victorian thing with high ceilings and needlessly ornate plaster roses around the light fittings. Of course, the old dear didn't have any ladders and gave me a chair to stand on. The chair, predictably, collapsed while I was at full-stretch and, due to instinctive grasping, I landed amidst the splintery ruin of the chair still clutching the light fitting whilst the remains of the now not quite so ornate plaster rose fell all about.

The old girl, her face a picture of bemused restraint, looked down at me with a mug of tea in one hand and a plate of macaroons in the other and said, 'well... I think I could probably have done that.'

Does anyone else have an amusing anecdote about macaroons?

I remember they were in the world cup once but my knowledge of the cross over between sweets andthings sporty is limited.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 26 October, 2012, 07:45:13 pm
I only remember the Macaroons because of that hip-y little dance Roger Milla Jovovich did every time she scored a goal.

LES  LIONS  INDOMPTABLES (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaAq2LcbKPY)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 26 October, 2012, 07:54:03 pm
I only remember the Macaroons because of that hip-y little dance Roger Milla Jovovich did every time she scored a goal

You know a link isn't for you when you go in expecting a clip from Resident Evil and still come away disappointed.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 26 October, 2012, 08:19:36 pm
I think Karl Urban is sexy man alive!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 26 October, 2012, 08:30:57 pm
I think Karl Urban is sexy man alive!

That much was clear from the pictures of you clutching him and Garland like trophies. Don't tell me that bulge in your jeans was just your house keys.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 26 October, 2012, 08:32:42 pm
I think you're jealous, sauchie.

so tell me you don't think Karl looks sexy as below;

(http://i.imgur.com/n2XVN.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 26 October, 2012, 08:36:17 pm
He's changed colour :o
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 26 October, 2012, 08:42:11 pm
I think you're jealous, sauchie.

Of course I'm jealous, Lord Goaty. I'd be more jealous if it was Thirlby you'd had a wee cuddle with, though.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 26 October, 2012, 08:49:57 pm
Sci-fi makes perfect sense, but girls remain a mystery? Love being a Geek, but hate being single?
Then you need SiliconeSigourney (http://www.buzzfeed.com/sculptorsteve/siliconesigourney-sculptorsteve-7cmo)

(http://i.imgur.com/ZWMxX.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 26 October, 2012, 08:51:37 pm
So now we know what Roger has been up to :-X
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 26 October, 2012, 10:38:46 pm
You know a link isn't for you when you go in expecting a clip from Resident Evil and still come away disappointed.

Console yourself with discussion of whether The Portman's had some surgical lifting and separating (http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/entertainment/movies/natalie-portman-sparks-boob-job-speculation-at-football-game/story-e6frexli-1226502916249) done.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 28 October, 2012, 07:25:20 am
Attention Farmers:  Electric light is now widely available in western Europe.  On this basis please stop encouraging my children to wake up at a time your political puppets deem to be 05:30.   
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 28 October, 2012, 07:47:25 am
My gate is frozen shut.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 28 October, 2012, 01:13:30 pm
The weather has turned.




V
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 28 October, 2012, 05:02:03 pm
Just got a new high score at the Coinstar game in Tesco. GET IN
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 28 October, 2012, 05:35:04 pm
I get those things to pay out all the time, pops; I'll PM you the details of my system. There's bound to be an issue of Lion or Valiant somewhere in here:

I THOUGHT BHS WAS 'THE SHOP THAT TIME FORGOT' (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7664661.stm)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Dandontdare on 28 October, 2012, 07:24:28 pm
I get those things to pay out all the time, pops; I'll PM you the details of my system. There's bound to be an issue of Lion or Valiant somewhere in here:

I THOUGHT BHS WAS 'THE SHOP THAT TIME FORGOT' (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7664661.stm)

That shop's still cutting edge in Accrington.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 28 October, 2012, 07:27:13 pm
Now all we got to do is find one that was boarded up in February 1977.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 28 October, 2012, 08:57:24 pm
My feet are cold but my belly's full. Swings and roundabouts.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 28 October, 2012, 08:59:40 pm
Well, eating swings and roundabouts can cause cold feet. Well known fact that. Does anyone else have an amusing anecdote about eating strange food? Other than Buttonman.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 28 October, 2012, 11:07:11 pm
(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/183e58bgjob7djpg/original.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 29 October, 2012, 04:42:04 pm
You know a link isn't for you when you go in expecting a clip from Resident Evil and still come away disappointed.

Console yourself with discussion of whether The Portman's had some surgical lifting and separating (http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/entertainment/movies/natalie-portman-sparks-boob-job-speculation-at-football-game/story-e6frexli-1226502916249) done.

'We're for Sydney', what the Feck does that mean?? is there a plotical party out there against him?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 29 October, 2012, 07:00:29 pm
'We're for Sydney', what the Feck does that mean?? is there a plotical party out there against him?

Pro-lifers.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: CrazyFoxMachine on 29 October, 2012, 07:56:30 pm
Those who feel 2000ad has let them down by showing an image of Dredd kissing a man and won't be buying it again:

Good fucking riddance!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Modern Panther on 29 October, 2012, 09:03:27 pm
It's all a conspiracy against me.  I'm that important.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 29 October, 2012, 09:32:25 pm
The Fateful Eggs.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 29 October, 2012, 09:44:23 pm
Obama... Osama... Come on people! It's right there!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 29 October, 2012, 11:12:00 pm
That prog thread is already 6 pages deep. Summats going on, i can feel it in me water.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SuperSurfer on 29 October, 2012, 11:20:57 pm
Select:

A Hammer time
B Chico time
C Judgement time
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 29 October, 2012, 11:51:07 pm
How can the US authorities expect anyone to be terrified of an extreme weather event called Sandy?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 30 October, 2012, 08:42:08 am
Just you wait til is friend 'julian' 'swings the other way' and 'bears down upon you'... bona!

SBT
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: NapalmKev on 30 October, 2012, 09:03:50 am
Select:

A Hammer time
B Chico time
C Judgement time

Definitely Hammer Time. A truly world class statement backed up by comedy baggy trousers; Mc Hammer/legend/noise polluter.

Cheers  :)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 30 October, 2012, 03:27:00 pm
I say that too...when I'm hammered.

Select:

A Hammer time
B Chico time
C Judgement time

Definitely Hammer Time. A truly world class statement backed up by comedy baggy trousers; Mc Hammer/legend/noise polluter.

Cheers  :)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 30 October, 2012, 06:14:56 pm
Just you wait til is friend 'julian' 'swings the other way' and 'bears down upon you'... bona!

SBT

(http://www.51allout.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Kenneth-Williams.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 30 October, 2012, 06:31:06 pm
Why are those Comic-con Dredd badges so expensive?  :(
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 30 October, 2012, 07:28:58 pm
Why are those Comic-con Dredd badges so expensive?  :(

Because they know exactly how much you want them.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Modern Panther on 30 October, 2012, 07:38:44 pm
Turns out that the Political and 'What's everyone listening to' threads are about the same thing as this one, but its only just become apparent.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 30 October, 2012, 10:14:13 pm
Why are those Comic-con Dredd badges so expensive?  :(

Because they know exactly how much you want them.

The swines!!

And talking, as we are, about those badges - just nosey curious, but did anybody win the one on E-bay that came with the sellers promise of sending the winner a PDF file loaded with Dredd goodies?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 30 October, 2012, 10:37:04 pm
the 2000AD forum confused me by changes some boards.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 30 October, 2012, 11:50:57 pm
Some days I can't decide which of the Top Gear lads I hate the most.








Just kidding: it's Clarkson.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 30 October, 2012, 11:58:06 pm
Clarkson does make me laugh.







Then again, so does watching drunk people falling off things.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Link Prime on 31 October, 2012, 12:01:45 am
Clarkson's only 52 you know.
If ever there was a human portrait to turn your kids off alcohol, tobacco and smug-bastardness there is he.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Hoagy on 31 October, 2012, 12:50:11 am
TREK ME!! Willy Shatner's on HARDTALK baring it like a trekkin' man! There's iplayers off the starboard bow Jim!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 31 October, 2012, 09:22:47 am
Who Misters the Mister Men?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 31 October, 2012, 11:16:57 am
Who Misters the Mister Men?

One J Savile OBE.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: NapalmKev on 31 October, 2012, 01:09:21 pm
My Dad had a book about David Niven (actor) called 'The moon is a balloon'.

Amazing stuff!!!

Cheers  ;)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 31 October, 2012, 01:14:47 pm
My Dad had a book about David Niven (actor) called 'The moon is a balloon'.

Amazing stuff!!!

Cheers  ;)

It is indeed a brilliant book - as is the follow-up 'Bring on the Empty Horses'.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 31 October, 2012, 01:25:26 pm
Speaking of empty horses, my son has stolen borrowed all my ska cds  :(
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 31 October, 2012, 02:05:24 pm
Who Misters the Mister Men?

One J Savile OBE.

Savile...so near 'so vile'.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 05 November, 2012, 09:36:40 am
If twin females marry twin males, and they both have a child, will both the children look the exact same?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 05 November, 2012, 11:01:59 am
No more so than any two non-identical siblings.  Sexual reproduction is pick'n'mix, not cut'n'paste.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Satanist on 05 November, 2012, 11:11:56 am
Sexual reproduction is pick'n'mix, not cut'n'paste.

Its also quite sweaty but in a good way.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 05 November, 2012, 11:27:15 am
Sexual reproduction is pick'n'mix, not cut'n'paste.

Its also quite sweaty but in a good way.

I said pick'n'mix, not Bombay Mix.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: NapalmKev on 05 November, 2012, 04:25:31 pm
...with some chopped onions, then add a small drizzle of...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 05 November, 2012, 04:27:54 pm
Bombay Mix? unwashed hands, men!!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 05 November, 2012, 07:16:33 pm
Apparently, the senior Thatcher-era Tory who was fucking wee boys from the Bryn Estyn care home was (cont)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 05 November, 2012, 08:28:03 pm
Its bomby night?!? How did that happen? Wasnt it, like, April a couple a weeks ago?
Blimey, itll soon be Christmas at this rate...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 05 November, 2012, 08:30:02 pm
As a kid, I knew everything. The older I get, the less I know. This is why the generation gap exists. Kids do think they know everything and only age can bring the wisdom that you don't know xxxx all. They're both right.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 05 November, 2012, 10:08:15 pm
Jay-Z just introduced Obama with a chorus of "if you're having world problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwoM5fLITfk) but a Mitt ain't one"
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 05 November, 2012, 10:23:39 pm
Quote
I guessed/knew that was going to happen in the prog.
If you did then why didn't you put your musings in spoiler tags in one of the previous prog threads when you had your eureka moment.
Know all's that know nothing.





V
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 05 November, 2012, 10:32:23 pm
Quote
I guessed/knew that was going to happen in the prog.
If you did then why didn't you put your musings in spoiler tags in one of the previous prog threads when you had your eureka moment.
Know all's that know nothing.





V

I NOO YOOD SAY DAT
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: M.I.K. on 05 November, 2012, 10:52:31 pm
Quote
I guessed/knew that was going to happen in the prog.
If you did then why didn't you put your musings in spoiler tags in one of the previous prog threads when you had your eureka moment.

...and spoil it for everyone else? Pshaw!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 05 November, 2012, 10:55:31 pm
If you are only guessing then why would it be spoiling it for people, it would be your own fault for curiosity getting the better of you anyway.




V
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: M.I.K. on 05 November, 2012, 11:36:13 pm
If you are only guessing then why would it be spoiling it for people

There's a difference between guessing, and realising.

I did say to my brother, though.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Link Prime on 06 November, 2012, 12:03:38 am
Jay-Z just introduced Obama with a chorus of "if you're having world problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwoM5fLITfk) but a Mitt ain't one"

I thought this was an amusing joke Sauchie.
Sweet Jesus, it really happened...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 06 November, 2012, 01:38:48 am
I wonder will I ever get through Tim Minchin's White Wine in the Sun without shedding a tear.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 06 November, 2012, 07:30:43 am
I wonder will I ever get through Tim Minchin's White Wine in the Sun without shedding a tear.
Me too. But i do hope I never get to the point where it fails to move me to tears.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mikey on 06 November, 2012, 09:11:28 am
When I say transverse I mean at 90 degrees to direction.

M.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 06 November, 2012, 10:34:43 am
When I say transverse I mean at 90 degrees to direction.

Your fault.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 06 November, 2012, 11:43:09 am
I wonder will I ever get through Terry Jack'sSeasons in the Sun without shedding a tear.

FTFY
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: NapalmKev on 06 November, 2012, 01:27:16 pm
Peter Sutcliff (man about town, and friend of the stars) is quoted on the front page of 'The Sun' (shit paper, I only read the front page) saying - "my GOOD friend Jimmy Saville is innocent!!"

Methinks Mr Sutcliff is falling deeper into lunacy (if such a thing is possible).

Anyway; case closed!
 ;)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: CrazyFoxMachine on 06 November, 2012, 01:54:06 pm
I only read certain posts if there's a

REALLY UNNECESSARY GIANT LINK (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ptujwrPnjwM/S-QUg8bpZ9I/AAAAAAAABGQ/pRtP1utAw6g/s1600/daily-mail-fake-headline.jpg)

in it
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: W. R. Logan on 06 November, 2012, 02:31:29 pm
I'd just like to confirm that I wasn't abused by Jimmy Saville.
It seems easier to list those of us that weren't than those that were.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mikey on 06 November, 2012, 02:38:48 pm
I LOVE GIANT LINKS (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_OWd-TodeGR4/S9rosVFXQMI/AAAAAAAABxA/2vAYqSccK-8/s1600/chain.jpg)



M.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 06 November, 2012, 04:34:33 pm
small ones are more juicy (http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/Warhammer-40000/Imperial_Armour_Accessories/SMALL-LINK-CHAIN.html)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Link Prime on 06 November, 2012, 04:46:53 pm
I only read certain posts if there's a

REALLY UNNECESSARY GIANT LINK (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ptujwrPnjwM/S-QUg8bpZ9I/AAAAAAAABGQ/pRtP1utAw6g/s1600/daily-mail-fake-headline.jpg)

in it

I'm only 5'6"....
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 06 November, 2012, 05:00:48 pm
HELLO!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 06 November, 2012, 05:09:44 pm
I only read certain posts if there's a

REALLY UNNECESSARY GIANT LINK (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ptujwrPnjwM/S-QUg8bpZ9I/AAAAAAAABGQ/pRtP1utAw6g/s1600/daily-mail-fake-headline.jpg)

in it

I used to order SQUARE with KETCHUP (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpkPWwTJTSw) myself, but I've been veggie for years now so that's largely academic.

Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Minkyboy on 06 November, 2012, 07:52:35 pm
Shut your pie hole!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 06 November, 2012, 08:04:06 pm
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_OWd-TodeGR4/S9rosVFXQMI/AAAAAAAABxA/2vAYqSccK-8/s1600/chain.jpg)

Roger's Mom's chastity belt fastening, which was eventually recovered from a secret compartment under Roger's bed yesterday.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 07 November, 2012, 06:01:49 pm
8006 POSTS!!  read em and weep, really what a waste of a life...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 07 November, 2012, 06:11:42 pm
Proudhuff said BOOB! ^


Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 07 November, 2012, 06:28:33 pm
I wish Jimmy Savile were alive so someone could kill him.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 07 November, 2012, 06:32:00 pm
I did like the idea of melting down all the Jim'll Fix It badges badges to form a giant spike which could be driven through his grave.

I expect the Pope might object, though. And bishops.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 07 November, 2012, 07:33:21 pm
I'm not sure what they were made of...could they even be melted down or were they as plastic as he was?...but I like the idea of a collective fix-it stake.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Link Prime on 07 November, 2012, 10:31:48 pm
I did like the idea of melting down all the Jim'll Fix It badges badges to form a giant spike which could be driven through his grave.


My only concern would be that it would somehow resurrect him with a lightning bolt, Friday the 13th Part IV style.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 07 November, 2012, 10:43:51 pm
Savile was entombed in reinforced concrete (to stop graverobbers digging up his jewellery, jewellery), so he'd awaken in a 6 x 2 prison.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 07 November, 2012, 10:46:05 pm
Savile was entombed in reinforced concrete (to stop him rising from the dead and continuing his evil), so he'd awaken in a 6 x 2 prison.
FTFY




V
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 07 November, 2012, 10:57:28 pm
This coming Saturday, the date will be 10/11/12.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Tiplodocus on 08 November, 2012, 12:30:40 am
I may set my alarm for 08:09.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 08 November, 2012, 01:36:32 am
I bet the Mayans never saw that coming.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 08 November, 2012, 08:49:17 am
I bet the Mayans never saw that coming.

The Mayans are Americans, so it would read 11/10/12 on their digital clocks, idiot! Why don't you visit Maya and learn something about other countries and their cultures?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 08 November, 2012, 10:02:48 am
Romans never had digital watches!! I wish that GReenie droid would do his reseach.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 08 November, 2012, 10:04:50 am
Why don't you visit Maya and learn something about other countries and their cultures?

Yeah, especially Australia, where the Queen is elected President, women are men, atheists are godfearing and the socialised healthcare is only for the rich.  Land of the formerly indentured, baby!


Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 08 November, 2012, 10:07:13 am
Romans never had digital watches!! I wish that GReenie droid would do his reseach.

It's that kind of obsessive attention to detail that kills drama: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QG_0fM2oSE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QG_0fM2oSE)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 08 November, 2012, 12:04:28 pm
I was asleep but a parcel delivery has woken me.
This has been brought to you by G-Shock watches  ;)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 08 November, 2012, 02:18:39 pm
This coming Saturday, the date will be 10/11/12.

Please, please keep this up, so very helpful.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: mygrimmbrother on 08 November, 2012, 03:03:37 pm
Just had my second Tunnocks caramel wafer of the day. More than 5,000,000 of these bisciuts are made and sold every week. Just doing my part.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 08 November, 2012, 04:05:08 pm
More than 5,000,000 of these bisciuts are made and sold every week.

That's rather a lot, isnt it. Still, they are nice.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 08 November, 2012, 05:55:13 pm
GET YOUR OWN THREAD
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 08 November, 2012, 05:59:06 pm
GET YOUR OWN THREAD

People who come to your thread should respect your culture and beliefs, and learn to speak your language.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 08 November, 2012, 06:51:25 pm
I managed to grab another 4 1/2 hours sleep after that earlier incident  ;)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: LARF on 08 November, 2012, 07:01:00 pm
Half a cup of raisins.

A quarter of an orange.

Four digestive biscuits.

A 100g bar of Cadbury's Dairy Milk.

Now let's make tiffin!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 08 November, 2012, 09:12:09 pm
Just had my second Tunnocks caramel wafer of the day. More than 5,000,000 of these bisciuts are made and sold every week. Just doing my part.

That's a lot of chocolate... you'd think that they'd be up for, say, sponsoring a Scottish comic event with that sort of money.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 09 November, 2012, 08:26:19 am
'89...huh...one hell of a number.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 09 November, 2012, 09:03:13 am
Dinosaur Train
Dinosaur Train
Dinosaur Train
Dinosaur Train
We're gonna ride ride r-i-i-i-i-de
The Dinosaur Train.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 09 November, 2012, 09:10:57 am
X – Xenotarsosaurus
Y – Yangchuanosaurus
Z – Zigongosaurus
Zigongosaurus
Gets us to the chorus
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 09 November, 2012, 12:57:31 pm
The Conservatives: They put the 'N' in Cuts.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 09 November, 2012, 01:29:51 pm
Political parties: They put the ir in relevant.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Dandontdare on 09 November, 2012, 01:34:29 pm
Greggs. They put the meat in pasties
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 09 November, 2012, 02:17:39 pm
Just had my second Tunnocks caramel wafer of the day. More than 5,000,000 of these bisciuts are made and sold every week. Just doing my part.

That's a lot of chocolate... you'd think that they'd be up for, say, sponsoring a Scottish comic event with that sort of money.

Now yer talking!! and get Irn Bru on board as well
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 09 November, 2012, 02:19:21 pm
Greggs. They put the meat in Dandontdare

FTFY


oooh, double post get her!!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Dandontdare on 09 November, 2012, 02:23:39 pm
 :lol: you've seen my t-shirt picture haven't you? it shrank I tells ya!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 09 November, 2012, 04:46:59 pm
Greggs. They put the meat-substitute in Dandontdare

FTFY


FTFY2
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 09 November, 2012, 08:01:43 pm
When did having some class go out of fashion?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 09 November, 2012, 09:23:07 pm
Lord McAlpine! I would have put money on it being Bernard Ingham; imagine that (http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Portrait+Lady+Thatcher+Installed+Downing+Street+D8fqMvmOUaFl.jpg) bearing down on you. Terrifying.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 10 November, 2012, 12:55:21 am
That's all very well, but has anyone considered the effects on the knicker-elastic market?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 10 November, 2012, 08:16:01 am
Lord McAlpine! I would have put money on it being Bernard Ingham; imagine that (http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Portrait+Lady+Thatcher+Installed+Downing+Street+D8fqMvmOUaFl.jpg) bearing down on you. Terrifying.

Yesterday, I broadcast allegations concerning the identity of a Tory peer involved in abuse at a Welsh care home. I'd like to take this opportunity to withdraw those allegations, which have proven unfounded, and apologise unreservedly for the distress they must have caused and for the fact that my report fell far short of the standards expected of BBC journalism. Please don't sue me and make me scrap Newsnight, my flagship current events programme. Do what you like to Phil Schofield, though.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Modern Panther on 10 November, 2012, 09:49:58 am
"DONT START A WITCH HUNT AGAINST GAY PEOPLE!" say Dave in a desperate attempt to get good morning viewers to start hunting gay people, rather than the Tories who should actually be taking responsibility.

"PM AMBUSHED ON GOOD MORNING!". In the old days, the used to call it interviewing.

"BBC IRRESPONSIBLE REPORTING!"  bloody BBC.  Like that time they started the Iraq war by misquoting a secret source in a report broadcast at 5 in the morning that nobody was listening to.  Which is much worse than number 10 revealing the identity of said source to tabloid journalists and driving a man to suicide.  Bloody BBC.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 10 November, 2012, 05:01:37 pm
I feel the need to inform Link Prime that Jimmy Savile was resurrected by lightning bolt to the iron fence post in Friday The 13th PART SIX, not part four as he so very wrongly stated.

These things are important.

SBT
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Link Prime on 10 November, 2012, 05:12:54 pm
I feel the need to inform Link Prime that Jimmy Savile was resurrected by lightning bolt to the iron fence post in Friday The 13th PART SIX, not part four as he so very wrongly stated.

These things are important.

SBT

Ahh...and I almost got away with it too.
For days I've been sweating the fact that my attempts to modify my erroneous oblique horror movie reference came but seconds too late.
But really, would anyone else have been as sad to actually watch 'Friday the 13th part VI' I asked myself?
"Surely not" my smug inner monologue replied.

Well played sir, well played.

But one must ask....will you also be retracting your 'wrong statement' that Jimmy Saville was resurrected in said cinematic masterpiece, and not horror icon Jason Voorhees?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 10 November, 2012, 05:33:37 pm
This coming Saturday, the date will be 10/11/12.


Well, were a good way through the Mayan 10/11/12 end-of-the-world warm up; how's everybody bearing up?
Has anybody been lost?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 10 November, 2012, 05:41:55 pm
This coming Saturday, the date will be 10/11/12.


Well, were a good way through the Mayan 10/11/12 end-of-the-world warm up; how's everybody bearing up?
Has anybody been lost?

I don't think this is a laughing matter. Just last week Celtic beat Barca*.

*For those unfamiliar with soccer-ball, this is a definite sign of the apocalypse
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 10 November, 2012, 06:23:41 pm
Just last week Celtic beat Barcelona. For those unfamiliar with soccer-ball, this is a definite sign of the apocalypse

Neil Lennon slots in fine between War and Famine; closing down attacks, fighting for every ball, making space in the opposition's half, and firing shots into the box for Death to get on the end of.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 10 November, 2012, 06:26:21 pm
Was there ever a Jimmy Savile Block in MC1? If so, could somebody please nuke it and then organize an in-depth inquiry as to why it wasn't nuked earlier.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 10 November, 2012, 06:28:27 pm





CF
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 10 November, 2012, 06:31:26 pm
Sorry, mr prime, i was too amused at the thought of it being jimmy behind the mask, and i couldnt resist a comedy slip-up just for the sake of it. I feel suitably ashamed.

SBT
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 10 November, 2012, 06:36:28 pm
Was there ever a Jimmy Savile Block in MC1? If so, could somebody please nuke it and then organize an in-depth inquiry as to why it wasn't nuked earlier.

Jimmy Savile Block was at the rear of Bonnie Langford, facing Gary Glitter.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Link Prime on 10 November, 2012, 07:07:12 pm
Sorry, mr prime, i was too amused at the thought of it being jimmy behind the mask, and i couldnt resist a comedy slip-up just for the sake of it. I feel suitably ashamed.

SBT

Not at all SBT- if anyone was to catch me out, I'm glad it was you!  ;)

Sickeningly, it seems Jimmy was wearing a mask in real life anyway, and what was underneath was far more horrific than an overweight Kane Hodder.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 10 November, 2012, 07:19:31 pm
In other news, all the forests are dying due to a disease which was sent by God as a punishment on gay trees. Filthy things they are - spreading their horrid seed in the wind...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 10 November, 2012, 07:40:04 pm
"Kane Hodder"?! Oh dearie me, it gets worse! C J Graham, i think you'll find!
:-D

SBT
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Link Prime on 10 November, 2012, 07:50:36 pm
"Kane Hodder"?! Oh dearie me, it gets worse! C J Graham, i think you'll find!
:-D

SBT

<Moe Syzlack impersonation, eyes flitting right to left>
Yeahh...well done...you ah spotted my ah deliberate mistake dere!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 14 November, 2012, 04:44:14 pm
GEOCACHE!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 14 November, 2012, 06:28:59 pm
早安, 爸爸
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Dandontdare on 14 November, 2012, 06:38:22 pm
早安, 爸爸

早上好兒子
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 14 November, 2012, 07:26:51 pm
早安, 爸爸

早上好兒子

Would you like egg fried rice with that?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 14 November, 2012, 08:23:03 pm
Fucking foreigners taking all our messages and stealing all our threads.





V
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 14 November, 2012, 10:04:57 pm
早安, 爸爸

早上好兒子

Would you like egg fried rice with that?

这是非常有趣的
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 14 November, 2012, 10:07:13 pm
早安, 爸爸

早上好兒子
我累了,晚安
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 14 November, 2012, 10:08:46 pm
哦,等一下,也许这应该是中国翻译线程就坏了吗?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 14 November, 2012, 10:27:34 pm
هذا هو الحصول على مملة إلى حد ما.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 14 November, 2012, 10:36:43 pm
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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 15 November, 2012, 11:19:38 am
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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 15 November, 2012, 11:22:45 am
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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 15 November, 2012, 11:34:02 am
110010010010000001100001011011010010000001101110011011110111010000100000011000100110111101110010011001010110010000100000011000100111010101110100001000000100100100100000011000010110110100100000011000010010000001100011011101010110111001110100

FTFY
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: James Stacey on 15 November, 2012, 11:40:19 am
.--. .- -.-. -.- / --- / - .-- .- - ...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 15 November, 2012, 11:58:46 am
.--. .- -.-. -.- / --- / - .-- .- - ...

.-.. --- .-..
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 15 November, 2012, 12:09:25 pm
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FTFY

http://chart.apis.google.com/chart?chl=Thanks&chs=100x100&cht=qr&chld=H%7C0
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: shaolin_monkey on 15 November, 2012, 12:26:18 pm
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51b9JdmyMQL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 15 November, 2012, 12:38:01 pm
DIXIA CHENG: Beijing is even more like a Mega-city to me now that I know it has a 85 Squ KM under city
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underground_City_(Beijing)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 15 November, 2012, 01:09:56 pm
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51b9JdmyMQL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

What the...?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 15 November, 2012, 05:29:33 pm
DIXIA CHENG: Beijing is even more like a Mega-city to me now that I know it has a 85 Squ KM under city http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underground_City_(Beijing)

"While the complex has never been used for its intended purpose, it has been maintained by city officials; water conservancy authorities check it every year during rainy seasons, and it is included in anti-vermin sweeps"

You've got to keep on top of the regular werewolf infestations.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 15 November, 2012, 07:00:37 pm
.--. .- -.-. -.- / --- / - .-- .- - ...
Now try tapping that on any surface.

Can you see how all these film are a load of bollox when someone is supposedly sending more code on pipes.
All you would hear is a series of dot's. How the fuck can you do a dash on a pipe. Fuck you Hollywood.

Pack O Twats


V
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 15 November, 2012, 07:05:24 pm
Using pipes to send Morse Code - the code isn't in the taps, but in the spaces between the taps.




Possibly.

Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 15 November, 2012, 07:10:42 pm
But then you will have to identify a gap between letters or words as well as a dash.
As a qualified morse code operator I wouldn't be able to work it out.




V
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 15 November, 2012, 07:47:52 pm
Practice, Vzz - practice!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 15 November, 2012, 08:02:40 pm
Numbers Stations are the new HOLLYWOOD ladies and gents. Look for E10 transmissions....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpdJI9N4hsk
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 15 November, 2012, 08:17:36 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqJ3NSPpv9U&feature=related



V
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 15 November, 2012, 08:24:33 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqJ3NSPpv9U&feature=related
V

Not sure why...this just seems appropriate now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWdgAMYjYSs&feature=related
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: von Boom on 15 November, 2012, 09:42:38 pm
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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 15 November, 2012, 09:49:02 pm
(http://www.repmanblog.com/photos/uncategorized/gary_coleman1.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Dandontdare on 15 November, 2012, 09:58:23 pm
(http://i531.photobucket.com/albums/dd359/anaconda888/semanim.gif)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 15 November, 2012, 10:05:43 pm
(http://dailywicca.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/tealeafreading111.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 15 November, 2012, 10:37:19 pm
(http://i531.photobucket.com/albums/dd359/anaconda888/semanim.gif)
Semaphore. Another dying form of communication (like morse code) which will be vital when that super solar flare impacts the earth frying all forms of modern tech.




V
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 15 November, 2012, 10:40:38 pm
Have no fear - the government is already developing a post-Apocalyptic communications network...

(http://s.eeweb.com/members/steve_lawson/answers/1326386619-tin_can.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 15 November, 2012, 10:54:18 pm
Semaphore. Another dying form of communication (like morse code) which will be vital when that super solar flare impacts the earth frying all forms of modern tech.

At least 6000 years of being assured that the apocalypse is just round the corner makes some folk sceptical about these kind of predictions.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 15 November, 2012, 11:05:41 pm
Semaphore. Another dying form of communication (like morse code) which will be vital when that super solar flare impacts the earth frying all forms of modern tech.

At least 6000 years of being assured that the apocalypse is just round the corner makes some folk sceptical about these kind of predictions.

It only takes one of them to be right...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 15 November, 2012, 11:12:44 pm
Quote
At least 6000 years of being assured that the apocalypse is just round the corner makes some folk sceptical about these kind of predictions.

It only takes one of them to be right...

None so far, and I'd put money on none of us being around to see the day when they are ... except there's no way I would ever be able to collect my winnings.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 15 November, 2012, 11:20:03 pm
The world ends every second for some poor soul - but for others it also begins.

That's wisdom, that is. It must be, I read it on a matchbox.

Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 16 November, 2012, 11:09:04 am
At least 6000 years of being assured that the apocalypse is just round the corner makes some folk sceptical about these kind of predictions.

But youve got to admit this one is the most frightening to date,

Mayan end of the world ETA - December 21st 2012

Dredd DVD/Blu-ray ETA - January 14th 2013
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Hoagy on 16 November, 2012, 12:59:50 pm
Simples   ::) heh. that never gets old
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 16 November, 2012, 02:31:34 pm
Whitehouse Petition to institute new US legal system comprising motorcycle riding JUDGES who are Judge, ju...you know the rest...https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/establish-new-legal-system-motorcycle-riding-judges-who-serve-police-judge-jury-and-executioner-all/QS9sBWBc
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 16 November, 2012, 03:19:35 pm
Why has Batman appeared out of nowhere?
Is Tharg in trouble?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 16 November, 2012, 07:56:01 pm
At least 6000 years of being assured that the apocalypse is just round the corner makes some folk sceptical about these kind of predictions.

But youve got to admit this one is the most frightening to date,

Mayan end of the world ETA - December 21st 2012

Dredd DVD/Blu-ray ETA - January 14th 2013
Dredd didn't show in my country...so I can't let this happen. I won't.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Zarjazzer on 16 November, 2012, 07:58:40 pm
My next station is Rickmansworth. What are you gonna do about it eh?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Dandontdare on 16 November, 2012, 08:54:23 pm
My next station is Rickmansworth. What are you gonna do about it eh?

Mornington Crescent.

I win
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 16 November, 2012, 11:27:40 pm
The Mayan's haven't predicted the end of the world it's just that they died out before they could update their calender.
Conspirisists and doomsayers. I shit em.



V
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 17 November, 2012, 12:54:04 am
Yes, they died out due to calendaric radiation - that's why digging it back up now is so dangerous. It's doom. Doom, I say. Doom.



Why am I covered in shit?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 17 November, 2012, 08:28:57 am
The Mayans ... died out...

I'm sure they'd be surprised to hear this.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 18 November, 2012, 06:12:35 pm
Has anyone tried Windows 8?

(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/5/8/8/154588_v1.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 18 November, 2012, 06:59:28 pm
Archaelogists have discovered that the Mesolithic inhabitants of the East of Scotland lived in crudely constructed dwellings, which they periodically abandoned because of the Scottish weather, and ate a highly restricted diet, high in red meat and fat ... and you can all see where this one's headed.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-20376243 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-20376243)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 18 November, 2012, 09:36:00 pm
It's not coming here in English, not coming here at all....Opening night, last night, I see it on the cinema monitor...but in German only...tempted...I'm taunted on the train (as I cross the border) when I open The Economist and find 'Bagehot - Judge Dread' as a heading.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 19 November, 2012, 08:57:36 am
A message from Joe Soap

(http://zombie-popcorn.com/wp-content/gallery/blog-post-photos/we-are-doomed.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 19 November, 2012, 11:11:47 am
I'll vote for him. He's just telling it like it is.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: W. R. Logan on 19 November, 2012, 11:44:34 am
So do people buying planet replica costumes really think they are street judge material?
What they need to start producing isn't lawgivers and day sticks but rad cloaks for the West Wall Judges and Clip Boards for the Admin Judges.
If you order a uniform over a certain size then you should get the price list for the you're really not cut out for Street Judging but here's a list of Admin roles that you can order stuff for 8-)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: shaolin_monkey on 19 November, 2012, 12:51:59 pm
So do people buying planet replica costumes really think they are street judge material?
What they need to start producing isn't lawgivers and day sticks but rad cloaks for the West Wall Judges and Clip Boards for the Admin Judges.
If you order a uniform over a certain size then you should get the price list for the you're really not cut out for Street Judging but here's a list of Admin roles that you can order stuff for 8-)

If probably be one of those Judges that sits on a hotline taking vidcalls from Citizens complaining about judicial brutality.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 19 November, 2012, 05:42:37 pm
If probably be one of those Judges that sits on a hotline taking vidcalls from Citizens complaining about judicial brutality.

Not unless you learn to stand a bit closer to the razor in the morning.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: shaolin_monkey on 19 November, 2012, 06:42:07 pm
If probably be one of those Judges that sits on a hotline taking vidcalls from Citizens complaining about judicial brutality.

Not unless you learn to stand a bit closer to the razor in the morning.

Don't go all Lopez on me!!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 25 November, 2012, 12:40:29 pm
Whenever i drive down this road i always think to my self - 'Ah, Durham Red.

(http://i.imgur.com/WvH98.jpg)

Does anybody else have a place near them that reminds them of summat from the Prog?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 25 November, 2012, 01:49:02 pm
Lisa needs Braces

DENTAL PLAN

Lisa needs Braces

DENTAL PLAN

Lisa needs Braces

DENTAL PLAN

Lisa needs Braces

DENTAL PLAN

Lisa needs Braces

DENTAL PLAN
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: von Boom on 25 November, 2012, 01:50:26 pm
NOW I remember where I saw your avatar pops. The Big Book of British Teeth.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 25 November, 2012, 02:01:04 pm
(http://comedycentral-co-uk.mtvnimages.com/news/countdown-minge.jpg?height=211&quality=0.91)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 25 November, 2012, 07:56:30 pm
Bear or Bigfoot? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDkWrouHfoQ&feature=BFa&list=PL6v2bOzB5qjh87DEpaCPg67kNbAQ_pfb2
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 25 November, 2012, 08:12:12 pm
Will forum i-spy be making an appearance again this christmas?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Link Prime on 26 November, 2012, 02:35:58 pm
Change is anathema to the human condition.
Why are so many forum users changing their names / avatars??????
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 26 November, 2012, 04:23:05 pm
Change is anathema to the human condition.
Why are so many forum users changing their names / avatars??????

If you discount all the aliases, i think there's only about seven or eight people, in total, on this forum!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Link Prime on 26 November, 2012, 04:35:14 pm
Change is anathema to the human condition.
Why are so many forum users changing their names / avatars??????

If you discount all the aliases, i think there's only about seven or eight people, in total, on this forum!

Fo all we know, its just you n' me Iain...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 26 November, 2012, 07:09:00 pm
Change is anathema to the human condition.
Why are so many forum users changing their names / avatars??????

sauchie was my slave name, it was given to me by the white man, and I will wear this new name in protest until the prisons of Babylon disgorge our brothers. Actually, I'll get bored of it by the weekend. I blame Supermarine Troutfire; he's a trend setter and a maven, like Alexa Chung or Kate Moss, and we're all condemned to follow his lead no matter how ridiculous it makes us look or whether we can walk in our heels without falling over and showing our knickers.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 26 November, 2012, 07:12:17 pm
All of you are banned!

By order of the fascist overlords :lol:
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 26 November, 2012, 07:26:01 pm
CAN'T BELIEVE THEY CANCELLED MERLIN!!! MY LIFE IS ENDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 26 November, 2012, 07:32:18 pm
Fo all we know, its just you n' me Iain...

Actually, i think we may all be just a figment of CF's fevered imagination.
(Would make a good Tharg's future shock, that).
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 26 November, 2012, 08:21:01 pm
Ive only just sussed 'supermarine troutfire' to be honest- d'oh! All this other change is doing my head in im afraid and i no longer know who im talking to at any given moment.
 
SBT
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 26 November, 2012, 08:26:45 pm
You are all figments of my mind. I have hundreds of accounts and spend all day and night trying to keep up with complimenting myself, slagging myself off, banning myself and now I've decided to make a fan film under a new account. I'm drokkin' exhausted :lol:
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 26 November, 2012, 08:40:45 pm
And I am CF's master!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Zarjazzer on 26 November, 2012, 08:56:40 pm
CF this is Dr Edgemar. None of this is real. You are still living the memory implanted fantasy of being a Judge  on a internet bulletin board of the insane.Take this pill and reality will return.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 26 November, 2012, 09:24:06 pm
CF this is Dr Edgemar. None of this is real. You are still living the memory implanted fantasy of being a Judge  on a internet bulletin board of the insane.Take this pill and reality will return.

Don't listen to him CF.

You are not you, you're me. NOW GET YOUR ASS TO MAHZ
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 26 November, 2012, 09:33:10 pm
If I take the pill you will all vanish and the forum will be no more :crazy:
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 26 November, 2012, 09:35:53 pm
(http://thatreallyawesomeblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/pills.jpeg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Modern Panther on 28 November, 2012, 09:54:48 pm
those are huge.  are we sure they're intended to be taken orally?

Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: von Boom on 28 November, 2012, 10:03:01 pm
No. Aurally.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 28 November, 2012, 10:40:56 pm
Brass sun is huge and should be taken orrery.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 28 November, 2012, 11:31:59 pm
Brass sun is huge and should be taken orrery.

The smartest joke you'll ever make, and there's no-one else around to hear it.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 29 November, 2012, 09:57:27 am
Brass sun is huge and should be taken orrery.

The smartest joke you'll ever make, and there's no-one else around to hear it.
If you tell a joke and there is nobody around to laugh, is it still funny?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Satanist on 29 November, 2012, 11:05:50 am
If you are telling jokes to yourself then its funny oddball not funny haha.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 29 November, 2012, 04:30:53 pm
2000AD is fucking great in 2012!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 29 November, 2012, 04:38:22 pm
My dentist loved DREDD3D and he can't wait for the disc in January :D
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Post by: Proudhuff on 29 November, 2012, 04:45:25 pm
Square sausages?
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Post by: Bubba Zebill on 29 November, 2012, 05:18:05 pm
The Universe is Boing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRUqprbizXQ
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Post by: Modern Panther on 29 November, 2012, 08:59:33 pm
No just square sausage...a piece oan square sausage, wi barr's irn bru.  Breakfast o'champions.
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Post by: shaolin_monkey on 30 November, 2012, 01:51:04 am
Why does the mildly irritating pain of a daytime sore throat become excruciating when it's past midnight and/or you're trying to sleep?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 30 November, 2012, 08:31:00 am
Why does the mildly irritating pain of a daytime sore throat become excruciating when it's past midnight and/or you're trying to sleep?

Lack of external distraction coupled with tiredness and thirst, it becomes the only thing you focus on.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 30 November, 2012, 08:33:01 am
No just square sausage...a piece oan square sausage, wi barr's irn bru.  Breakfast o'champions.

I believe the first P-Celtic translation breakthrough was 'Mammy/gonny/throw/us/doon/a/piece/N/jam'
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Post by: von Boom on 30 November, 2012, 12:30:26 pm
GROK!
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Post by: Richmond Clements on 30 November, 2012, 03:30:44 pm
Well actually, I *did* think it too many.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Modern Panther on 01 December, 2012, 10:58:53 am
You don't get much lower down the journalistic pecking order than "food critic". 

"Well done, Tarquin, on your double first from Oxford in Art History and English.  What do you intend to do with your life now?  Politics, perhaps?  Or you could teach?"

"Actually, mummy, I've decided to go into journalism"

"Oh, splendid!  Uncle Henry can give you a job at that little newspaper of his.  What sort of field were you thinking about?  Politics?  Not...not foreign correspondent, surely?  Those foreigners, Tarquin, they can be awfully dangerous"

"No, mummy, nothing so horrid.  I thought I might just taste things and tell people what they taste like."
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Post by: Spikes on 01 December, 2012, 12:43:42 pm
Its December?!? How did that happen?

And why isnt it Wednesday yet? (I guess this bit should really be in the 'life sucks..' thread).
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Post by: SuperSurfer on 01 December, 2012, 04:04:39 pm
(http://max.moderntoss.com/images/124.jpg)
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Post by: Frank on 01 December, 2012, 05:48:56 pm
Prog 1812 was incredible; who would have guessed that this issue would be the one where the soon to be defunct Dandy was folded into 2000ad? It is in fact Desperate Dan who comes to the aid of MC1 in its darkest hour, by bending over all the lamp posts so Black Ops can't see where they're shooting, and spitting out water melon pips like they're bullets until Bachmann and her number lie as lifeless as Korky the Cat.

The final panel, where Dan, Hershey and a bed-bound Dredd all tuck into Aunt Aggie's cow pie, makes The Cold Deck an instant collector's item.
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Post by: Bubba Zebill on 01 December, 2012, 07:23:01 pm
Move over Movember...roll on Beardtober.
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Post by: Trout on 01 December, 2012, 07:34:54 pm
You don't get much lower down the journalistic pecking order than "food critic".

Actually, it's a sought-after job, because you get free stuff.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 01 December, 2012, 07:57:29 pm
You don't get much lower down the journalistic pecking order than "food critic".

Actually, it's a sought-after job, because you get free stuff.

I would have said astrologists were the lowest form of life. Buncha flim-flams, that's what they are.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 01 December, 2012, 08:48:38 pm
You don't get much lower down the journalistic pecking order than "food critic".

Actually, it's a sought-after job, because you get free stuff.

Isn't that why *anybody* write reviews..?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 01 December, 2012, 08:53:28 pm
I would have said astrologists were the lowest form of life. Buncha flim-flams, that's what they are.

Stop traducing Wagner and Grant. I'd pay good money to read the horoscopes they wrote for DCT publications, where they tried to freak out their readers by coming up with more sinister and insinuating readings than the week before.
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Post by: SmallBlueThing on 01 December, 2012, 10:40:57 pm
Sod Movember and Beardtober, roll on Fannuary, i say!

But nothing matters because Charlie Wossname won Im A Celebrity 2012- so yay!

SBT
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Post by: Spikes on 02 December, 2012, 12:07:02 am
Does anybody else have a place near them that reminds them of summat from the Prog?

(http://i.imgur.com/ZFwSJ.jpg)

Its everywhere!
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Post by: Bubba Zebill on 02 December, 2012, 11:59:39 am
Sod Movember and Beardtober, roll on Fannuary, i say!

But nothing matters because Charlie Wossname won Im A Celebrity 2012- so yay!

SBT

I don't usually do this, I tend to laugh internally. I will, for example, hear a laugh in my head although on the outside I am unlikely to even display a derisory smirk. On this occasion, however, I did what youngsters might refer to as a 'LOL'. In fact I LOL'd twice. indeed, roll on Fannuary.

* I suppressed my 3rd LOL when I immediately extrapolated on your suggestion to arrive at 'Mufftember'.
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Post by: SmallBlueThing on 02 December, 2012, 07:09:38 pm
That's better than what i got to: Quimtober.

SBT
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Post by: Mister Pops on 02 December, 2012, 07:26:05 pm
I thought of a festive one, involving boughs of Holly. Deckedmember. Careful now.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 02 December, 2012, 07:26:46 pm
Cocktober?

SBT
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Post by: Bubba Zebill on 02 December, 2012, 07:33:15 pm
We have the makings of a wonderful new calendar here.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 02 December, 2012, 07:46:36 pm
THE ORIGINAL BATMOBILE IS GOING UP FOR AUCTION (http://www.barrett-jackson.com/application/onlinesubmission/lotdetails.aspx?ln=5037&aid=466)

Just in time for Christmas, HINT HINT
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Post by: Bubba Zebill on 02 December, 2012, 08:37:13 pm
Nana nana nanan nanan nanan nanan nat got the readies.
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Post by: WhitBloke on 02 December, 2012, 08:46:28 pm
If it’s brown, flush it down but if it’s yellow let it mellow.  Or, you know, just flush every time.  It’s your house, do what you like.  Just saying.
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Post by: Goaty on 02 December, 2012, 10:07:33 pm
It's all wrong! Stormtroopers as women????

(http://i.imgur.com/UhGtn.jpg)
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Post by: vzzbux on 03 December, 2012, 12:43:07 am
Jes gistang of Joker squad.

(http://www.bbcw.com/images/P/GG008483.jpg)

(http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/sw-joker-squad-af-01.jpg)

(http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/4/48064/900816-jes_gistang.jpg)




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Post by: Bubba Zebill on 03 December, 2012, 01:11:08 pm
Don't care what Angus Young says. Tchaikovsky never said 'Let there be rock'. He may have thought it, but that's a whole different bag of kittens.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 03 December, 2012, 02:47:07 pm
Fried cabbage? peas in a frying pan? why not.
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Post by: Goaty on 03 December, 2012, 02:58:10 pm
Pope join Twitter? So Tweetings is more effective than praying?
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Post by: Richmond Clements on 03 December, 2012, 03:33:41 pm
Pope join Twitter? So Tweetings is more effective than praying?
Well I've certainly had more answers to tweets than I've had to prayers.
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Post by: Bubba Zebill on 03 December, 2012, 03:49:04 pm
Hallowed be thy tweet.
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Post by: Spikes on 03 December, 2012, 04:24:34 pm
Stormtroopers as women????

Hell yes!
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Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 03 December, 2012, 04:28:45 pm
Do they all have to have that exact breast size to be a stormtrooper?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 03 December, 2012, 05:01:34 pm
That's f**k up!

(http://i.imgur.com/HSmU2.jpg?1)
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Post by: Frank on 03 December, 2012, 06:12:57 pm
Kate Middleton's up the fucking stick. Seven long months of photos of the bump getting bigger, baby pictures, the first steps, first day of school, questions about when they're having another ... I hope the papers' hyperbole is correct, and that Leveson means the Windsors can gag them and stop them printing anything except the official portrait, taken when the inbred wee mutant finally pops out. Sky news currently has some idiot speculating on when and where the successful fuck took place!

Looking on the bright side, I'm sure that if News Corp titles were still allowed to hack phones we would have known for weeks already. Small mercies.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 03 December, 2012, 07:08:22 pm
Do they all have to have that exact breast size to be a stormtrooper?

Some Girls are bigger than others, as Morrissey once sang..

(http://i.imgur.com/Wmwtq.jpg)
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Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 03 December, 2012, 07:20:28 pm
Call forth the HEAVY armour!
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Post by: Frank on 03 December, 2012, 07:39:54 pm
Channel Four's Turner Prize results show (i) just featured a woman called Spartacus, dressed like a Vic Reeves character, who describes herself as a Marxist and puts on puppet shows.

(i) Ant and Dec have just opened the lines for voting
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Post by: Link Prime on 03 December, 2012, 08:12:50 pm
Do they all have to have that exact breast size to be a stormtrooper?

Some Girls are bigger than others, as Morrissey once sang..

(http://i.imgur.com/Wmwtq.jpg)

This bloody thread has just added a female Stormtrooper fetish to my growing list of nerd perversions!
Oh, it's gonna happen- if it's on the list, it's gonna happen.
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Post by: Goaty on 03 December, 2012, 08:26:58 pm
This bloody thread has just added a female Stormtrooper fetish to my growing list of nerd perversions!
Oh, it's gonna happen- if it's on the list, it's gonna happen.

Does this help?

(http://i.imgur.com/WTZwm.jpg)
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Post by: Link Prime on 03 December, 2012, 08:28:38 pm
Yer a sick man, Goaty, a sick man.
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Post by: Goaty on 03 December, 2012, 08:31:47 pm
Yer a sick man, Goaty, a sick man.

Oh Sorry!!! Not your type, would this help for you?

(http://i.imgur.com/ciKum.jpg?1)
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Post by: Link Prime on 03 December, 2012, 08:35:38 pm
He does have a certain Oliver Reed charm, but even my perversions won't plumb those depths!  :)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 03 December, 2012, 08:37:37 pm
Anderson babes are old hat compared to Hot chicks with Stormtroopers (http://www.hotchickswithstormtroopers.com/2010/09/femtrooper-friday-91710.html)

(http://i.imgur.com/ReXAK.jpg)

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Post by: Link Prime on 03 December, 2012, 08:45:11 pm
I can't believe this is real JJ...
A whole sub-sub fetish world that that I (plain wrongly) find myself compelled to enter!
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Post by: Frank on 03 December, 2012, 08:52:26 pm
Anderson babes are old hat compared to Hot chicks with Stormtroopers (http://www.hotchickswithstormtroopers.com/2010/09/femtrooper-friday-91710.html)

Are the white stripper heels the reason they keep hitting their heads off door frames?
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Post by: vzzbux on 03 December, 2012, 08:56:01 pm
This is getting far too on topic.

(http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac273/vzzbuxvzzbux/Dredd%20stuff/JudgeDredd2000ADcopy.jpg)




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Post by: Spikes on 03 December, 2012, 09:11:52 pm
I can't believe this is real JJ...

Star Wars fans have had to endure so much heartache over the years, but finally the gods have smiled upon them.
Or as Darth Vader himself so succinctly put it "Today will be a day long remembered, the circle is now complete!" So dive in Link Prime dive in, and if you see Tordelback and vzzbux, be sure to tell them the good news,  ;)
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Post by: Zarjazzer on 03 December, 2012, 09:46:06 pm
Thanks to Keith for submitting this pic of his wife. I hope she knows.

what a fab introduction line  to the hotchicks with stormtroopers site. :)
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Post by: Hawkmumbler on 04 December, 2012, 08:46:41 am
This is getting far too on topic.

(http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac273/vzzbuxvzzbux/Dredd%20stuff/JudgeDredd2000ADcopy.jpg)




V
Consider this picture jacked.
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Post by: Goaty on 04 December, 2012, 09:17:02 am
It's CatMan!

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/03/article-0-1654B7BE000005DC-853_634x478.jpg)
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Post by: Proudhuff on 04 December, 2012, 10:04:20 am
Why can't anythread stay on topic here?

a hunDredd pages and still no answer?
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Post by: Hawkmumbler on 04 December, 2012, 11:03:41 am
Why can't anythread stay on topic here?

a hunDredd pages and still no answer?
(http://allthingsd.com/files/2012/08/no-idea-feature.jpg)
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Post by: Modern Panther on 04 December, 2012, 03:56:38 pm
At the time of his birth in the peaceful and plague free days of 2013, few could have imagined how the reign of the man who would become known as King Ethelwulf the Cruel would finally be brought to an end...
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Post by: Frank on 04 December, 2012, 04:03:08 pm
At the time of his birth in the peaceful and plague free days of 2013, few could have imagined how the reign of the man who would become known as King Ethelwulf the Cruel would finally be brought to an end...

Someone's already started a petition to have the kid named after Diana, which could fuck the wee bugger up in interesting ways if it turns out to be male (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcQKtl3MGCE).
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Post by: Modern Panther on 04 December, 2012, 04:11:36 pm
Royalty have had sissy Norman names for too long.  'Charles', 'William', 'George', pah!  Its made them soft and this country a laughing stock.  We need a return to proper, Saxon names.  A name fitting a king who wears dead animals and carries an axe.  A name to strike fear into the hearts of our enemies!
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Post by: von Boom on 04 December, 2012, 04:22:18 pm
Kull. By this axe I rule.
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Post by: M.I.K. on 04 December, 2012, 04:23:48 pm
Other names for consideration...

If it's a boy :

Clarkie
Conan
Creole
Diamond
Kong
Ralph
Rollo

If it's a girl:

Latifah
Leia
Mononoke
Mushroom (Peach)
Ofthestoneage
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Post by: Proudhuff on 04 December, 2012, 04:40:59 pm
'No one would have believed in the last years of the nineteenth century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's and yet as mortal as his own' Genesis chapter 1.
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Post by: Spikes on 04 December, 2012, 05:18:39 pm
Its too cold for snow.
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Post by: Hawkmumbler on 04 December, 2012, 06:26:40 pm
'No one would have believed in the last years of the nineteenth century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's and yet as mortal as his own' Genesis chapter 1.
I could quote this play until the cow's come home. Sadly we have 17 day's left to live. Hooohoop.
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Post by: Frank on 04 December, 2012, 07:21:29 pm
Other names for consideration...

If it's a boy :

Clarkie
Conan
Creole
Diamond
Kong
Ralph
Rollo

If it's a girl:

Latifah
Leia
Mononoke
Mushroom (Peach)
Ofthestoneage

READER'S VOICE: chortle!
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Post by: Bubba Zebill on 05 December, 2012, 08:01:06 am
Fibbers beware, the Pinnochio effect will betray you - noses warm up when lies are told. I propose olfactory gauges to replace polygraphs.
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Post by: auxlen on 05 December, 2012, 09:47:26 am
when i was a kid i thought the voices of the troughten era cybermen were stupid and thought the saward/davison cybermen were brilliant. however as i am now older i realise how utterly creepy those early cybermen were and how poo the emotional modern ones are. so there.
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Post by: shaolin_monkey on 05 December, 2012, 09:52:03 am
Is this our Richmond Clements?

Quote
Richmond Clements, a writer and co-organiser of Inverness's Hi-Ex comic book convention, suggested that for some people zombies mirror personal concerns.

He said: "There is an obsession that runs through fiction, particularly, I would say, through horror and sci-fi, and that is the fear of a loss of identity.

"And this is what zombies represent. It's the fear that you as an individual are not a person but just one of a shambling, faceless crowd, no different than those around you. Of course, the real horror is that for most people this is true.

"The popularity of the zombie walk, where hundreds of people turn up in costume and go on a parade, almost lifts this into another level of irony."

But Clements also believes the zombie tale beloved of the film and TV industries is actually approaching the end of its life.

He said: "Zombies are a small part of a general malaise in the horror genre itself, where ideas, plot and character have been abandoned in favour of shock, gore, sexual violence and tiresome sequels and remakes.

"The genre needs to find some new life and new ideas, or end up (un)dead itself."

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-20310825

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Post by: Richmond Clements on 05 December, 2012, 09:54:52 am
Is this our Richmond Clements?

Quote
Everybody's shuffling: Rise of zombies in modern life
By Steven McKenzie
BBC Scotland Highlands and Islands reporter
8 hours ago

.....
Writer Richmond Clements suggests zombies reflect some people's concerns about their lives
Another US academic - James Powell, a mathematical ecologist at Utah State University - uses the idea of a zombie apocalypse to help him explain how real-life viruses such as H1N1 swine flu spread.

In February, he held a public workshop called Mathematics and the Life-Impaired: How the Theory of Disease Predicts the Zombie Apocalypse.

Prof Powell said: "I like using zombie examples because it grabs the students.

"They have an intuitive sense of the disease dynamics, i.e. you get bitten, you turn into a zombie, you bite somebody else...

"They don't get paralysed with too much biological detail, and of course there is a lot of natural zombie humour and participation that we can all do.

"If I talk about polio or cholera I don't feel good about being humorous about how the disease progresses - it's all too tragic and real.

"But with zombies you can be as silly as you like and nobody is going to feel offended."

Prof Powell's fascination with zombies started when he was just five, or six. His mother, thinking young James was asleep in the back of the car, had gone to a drive-in theatre to watch Night of the Living Dead.

"Didn't sleep for a month, which set the pattern for me as a kid watching horror movies," said Prof Powell.

In the UK, zombies have been moaning and groaning across the political landscape.

Lincolnshire County Council revealed in August that it been asked in a freedom of information request about its preparedness for zombies.

And last month, the National Collective, an artists' collaboration that is pro-Scottish independence, published a spoof news story about "fears" that Scotland would be more vulnerable to an invasion if independent.

It comes as no surprise to Edinburgh-based film-maker David Hutchison that the living dead are so popular.

One of his first short films was Zombie Lick about a zombie that craved chocolate not flesh. He is now working on a new script about a Scottish crofting family unearthing a zombie while cutting peats.


One US mathematician describes zombie attacks to explain the spread of real viruses
Hutchison said: "The best zombie films cast a reflection of the times.

"Take the wonderful Juan de los Muertos. How would a film-maker comment on modern Cuba, and get past the sensors? By shrouding it as a zombie movie, of course.

"The UK film Harold's Going Stiff, a moving yet funny film, could be seen as a comment on euthanasia, the ageing population and the strain on the NHS.

"Got a mine in Wales? Don't want to pay for a workforce? Use zombies. The Plague of the Zombies from 1966."

Richmond Clements, a writer and co-organiser of Inverness's Hi-Ex comic book convention, suggested that for some people zombies mirror personal concerns.

He said: "There is an obsession that runs through fiction, particularly, I would say, through horror and sci-fi, and that is the fear of a loss of identity.

"And this is what zombies represent. It's the fear that you as an individual are not a person but just one of a shambling, faceless crowd, no different than those around you. Of course, the real horror is that for most people this is true.

"The popularity of the zombie walk, where hundreds of people turn up in costume and go on a parade, almost lifts this into another level of irony."

But Clements also believes the zombie tale beloved of the film and TV industries is actually approaching the end of its life.

He said: "Zombies are a small part of a general malaise in the horror genre itself, where ideas, plot and character have been abandoned in favour of shock, gore, sexual violence and tiresome sequels and remakes.

"The genre needs to find some new life and new ideas, or end up (un)dead itself."

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-20310825

Yup.
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Post by: shaolin_monkey on 05 December, 2012, 09:57:38 am
Cool.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 05 December, 2012, 10:08:46 am
Cool.
Cheers - I'm nothing if not a quote whore.
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Post by: Proudhuff on 05 December, 2012, 10:38:42 am
'George Romero's Dawn of the Dead is often said to be a comment on consumerism'

Having spent a couple o hours in IKEA I can confirm this, why the feck go there if your not there to buy something? just wander very slowing aimlessly round, groaning slighty and occasionally rushing pointlessly into groups, while following the herd...?


Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 05 December, 2012, 10:43:48 am
'George Romero's Dawn of the Dead is often said to be a comment on consumerism'

Having spent a couple o hours in IKEA I can confirm this, why the feck go there if your not there to buy something? just wander very slowing aimlessly round, groaning slighty and occasionally rushing pointlessly into groups, while following the herd...?
Indeed. As I said in an unused quote, just pop into a supermarket any Sunday morning and you'll see it isn't actually satire...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Jared Katooie on 05 December, 2012, 07:52:21 pm
Having spent a couple o hours in IKEA I can confirm this, why the feck go there if your not there to buy something?

The food is tasty - and cheap!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 05 December, 2012, 08:01:15 pm
Did you know that Wednesday Night is Yap Night over at the Rowdy Yates Block Citizens' Yap Shop? Did you also know that the Mayans will be destroying the world later this month? Do you really want to go to your collective horrible dooms before visiting the Yap Shop for one more, or indeed the first, time? Eh? Eh??


Go to www.paltalk.com (http://www.paltalk.com) to download the chat client (best way) and then create an account. (You can also chat directly through PalTalk's website without downloading the client, but this method isn't usually as stable.) Paltalk is a free service.

Log in and find us listed under Miscellaneous/Other/Rowdy Yates Block Citizens' Yap Shop


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Post by: Spikes on 06 December, 2012, 04:25:52 pm
Its too cold for snow.


Not today it wasnt.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 06 December, 2012, 04:39:45 pm
Has this been discussed elsewhere? Sorry if I've just missed it: DAY OF CHAOS: fourth faction (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Judge-Dredd-Day-Chaos-Faction/dp/1781081085/ref=pd_ys_qtk_general_recs_4)
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Post by: Proudhuff on 10 December, 2012, 01:30:43 pm
so what kind of biscuits were they?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 10 December, 2012, 06:55:08 pm
It snow cold at all.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 10 December, 2012, 06:57:37 pm
(http://www.nikkimcwilliams.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/CustardCream_2012_Three_WEB.jpg)



V
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: von Boom on 10 December, 2012, 07:04:20 pm
You can never get custard cream out of a pillow.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 10 December, 2012, 10:25:11 pm
so what kind of biscuits were they?

When trying to overthrow the status quo always go for Peek Freans Trotsky Assortment (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11CvBKpKbn8)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 11 December, 2012, 11:22:18 am
Dreeeeams? Dreeeeams
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 11 December, 2012, 01:33:13 pm
We are not alone.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Modern Panther on 11 December, 2012, 07:51:45 pm
I am.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 11 December, 2012, 09:07:30 pm
I am.

Yes, but we, whoever we might be, are not.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 11 December, 2012, 09:21:00 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/l3258.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 12 December, 2012, 09:52:21 am
(http://i.imgur.com/l3258.jpg)

Shirely that should be in the cosplay thread?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 12 December, 2012, 01:47:22 pm
so sorry double  post
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Post by: Proudhuff on 12 December, 2012, 01:54:25 pm
not really. This just in from Cosh:
Almost every morning at work I have a **** before breakfast with lashings of butter around an inch thick. If theres none left, I will sometimes make do with a plain **** but I'd never entertain a fruit one. My pal agrees with my **** choice, but her husband (who's a jaffa, so what does he know, eh?) thinks we're mad and that his wife shouldn't  lend a pal a hand even with jam on it.

Now, in truth, I'm not at all keen on sweetbread tickling. Brio? No thanks. Pain au erse? I've already beaten. I mean, if your auntie had got them out special I'd beat one off, but I certainly wouldn't buy one.

Just wondered what the general consensus was on this crucial issue?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: von Boom on 12 December, 2012, 02:18:58 pm
not really. This just in from Cosh:
Almost every morning at work I have a **** before breakfast with lashings of butter around an inch thick. If theres none left, I will sometimes make do with a plain **** but I'd never entertain a fruit one. My pal agrees with my **** choice, but her husband (who's a jaffa, so what does he know, eh?) thinks we're mad and that his wife shouldn't  lend a pal a hand even with jam on it.

Now, in truth, I'm not at all keen on sweetbread tickling. Brio? No thanks. Pain au erse? I've already beaten. I mean, if your auntie had got them out special I'd beat one off, but I certainly wouldn't buy one.

Just wondered what the general consensus was on this crucial issue?


Questions like this are the reason we need a world parliament.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Satanist on 12 December, 2012, 02:38:34 pm
My kids nursery play this year is called "Hump the Camel". Who should I complain to about such filth?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 12 December, 2012, 05:36:25 pm
Just exactly how many fifth Beatles was there?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 12 December, 2012, 05:37:26 pm
Just exactly how many fifth Beatles was there?

Five
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 12 December, 2012, 06:46:55 pm
I'm in bed trying to grab 2 hours sleep. This is the life :lol:
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 12 December, 2012, 08:23:19 pm
We got Sand eyes!

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/12/article-2246888-1679CB3D000005DC-995_964x1176.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 12 December, 2012, 08:52:44 pm
We got Sand eyes!

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/12/article-2246888-1679CB3D000005DC-995_964x1176.jpg)
That's really creepy. Where did you find it?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 12 December, 2012, 08:59:42 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2246888/The-eyes-The-iris-pictured-remarkable-incredible-close-shots.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2246888/The-eyes-The-iris-pictured-remarkable-incredible-close-shots.html)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 12 December, 2012, 09:03:10 pm
That's absolutely beautiful - I can feel an experiment with a magnifying glass and a mirror coming on...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 12 December, 2012, 11:06:23 pm
Shirely that should be in the cosplay thread?

Dunno, but i reckon this should be. A clearer case of a Smiley/biscuit inspired cosplay will be hard to find. He's even wearing a T-shirt with Dredd on it..

(http://i.imgur.com/WdPvR.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 18 December, 2012, 04:47:44 pm
marzipan jobbies? marketing genius or business suicide, you decide!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 18 December, 2012, 08:02:21 pm
Buggrit, burnt my thumb making leek pasties and the bases were a bit soggy 'cos I was too lazy to clean the baking tray and just put tinfoil over yesterday's garlic chicken leavings.  I'm a walking H&S violation. 
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: von Boom on 18 December, 2012, 09:02:10 pm
Buggrit, burnt my thumb making leek pasties and the bases were a bit soggy 'cos I was too lazy to clean the baking tray and just put tinfoil over yesterday's garlic chicken leavings.  I'm a walking H&S violation.

Are you trying to get a job managing a Greggs? Sounds like you'd be hired in a second.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 18 December, 2012, 10:57:34 pm
Are you trying to get a job managing a Greggs?

Well it has always been my dream to meet a KTT winner.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Enigmatic Dr X on 19 December, 2012, 08:19:12 pm
The sand eye thing on the previous page is creepy as hell. It disturbs me more than any horror film I've ever seen.

Cthullu watch - literally!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 19 December, 2012, 08:56:12 pm
I shaved.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 19 December, 2012, 09:01:30 pm
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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 19 December, 2012, 10:52:07 pm
Today I bought a Country Christmas CD, I am now about to listen to it at work.
I may not return!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Dandontdare on 19 December, 2012, 10:58:03 pm
Today I bought a Country Christmas CD, I am now about to listen to it at work.
I may not return!

I would rather jam sharpened pencils through both eardrums.

Do you know what you get if you play a country record backwards?
You get your woman back, you get your job back, your get your car back...

keep on truckin' good buddy!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: LARF on 19 December, 2012, 11:10:42 pm
Laid in bed.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 19 December, 2012, 11:39:53 pm
I went in to Barnes and Noble and asked to purchase a catalogue of all catalogues that don't include themselves.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Link Prime on 20 December, 2012, 01:04:33 pm
I just had 24 Cadbury's Heroes for lunch.
I didnt think it too many.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 20 December, 2012, 01:19:46 pm
I went in to Barnes and Noble and asked to purchase a catalogue of all catalogues that don't include themselves.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01p8fsr (http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01p8fsr) (18m 47s)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 20 December, 2012, 03:51:51 pm
Spread this about. These sicko's have to be taken down, NOW!
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/71701_450781334969550_652274712_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: von Boom on 20 December, 2012, 04:00:24 pm
These people are seriously vile, no doubt, but sending 'questionable' mail to them would only feed their insanity.

Sometimes you just have to acknowledge that some people are beyond redemption and move on. If no one pays any attention to them then all their antics are worthless.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Link Prime on 20 December, 2012, 04:26:23 pm
Sometimes you just have to acknowledge that some people are beyond redemption and move on. If no one pays any attention to them then all their antics are worthless.

That's the reason I cringe every time Louis Theroux et al give them any airtime.
Without a media profile they'd be a footnote in humanity's repulsiveness by now.

Ignore the c*nts.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: NapalmKev on 20 December, 2012, 05:08:25 pm
Sometimes you just have to acknowledge that some people are beyond redemption and move on. If no one pays any attention to them then all their antics are worthless.

That's the reason I cringe every time Louis Theroux et al give them any airtime.
Without a media profile they'd be a footnote in humanity's repulsiveness by now.

Ignore the c*nts.


Have to disagree. Ignoring these fools is dangerous to say the least. They need to be exposed for the bigoted morons they are, and people should actively campaign against them and their bullshit 'Philosophy'.

Cheers
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 20 December, 2012, 05:34:58 pm
Want to see Tiger close up?

Here the amazing photograph!

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/20/article-0-1697C46D000005DC-424_964x642.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 20 December, 2012, 06:22:42 pm
Want to see Tiger close up?

That's Francis Dollarhyde's (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc57K9MP4SU) chat-up line.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 20 December, 2012, 07:51:11 pm
Sometimes you just have to acknowledge that some people are beyond redemption and move on. If no one pays any attention to them then all their antics are worthless.

That's the reason I cringe every time Louis Theroux et al give them any airtime.
Without a media profile they'd be a footnote in humanity's repulsiveness by now.

Ignore the c*nts.


Have to disagree. Ignoring these fools is dangerous to say the least. They need to be exposed for the bigoted morons they are, and people should actively campaign against them and their bullshit 'Philosophy'.

Cheers

Did you see that Keith Allen doc where he uncovers and confronts them with the little known hypocrisy at the heart of the Phelps family?...One thing's for sure, that lot would thrive in the Cursed Earth.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 20 December, 2012, 10:52:40 pm
Sometimes you just have to acknowledge that some people are beyond redemption and move on. If no one pays any attention to them then all their antics are worthless.

That's the reason I cringe every time Louis Theroux et al give them any airtime.
Without a media profile they'd be a footnote in humanity's repulsiveness by now.

Ignore the c*nts.


Have to disagree. Ignoring these fools is dangerous to say the least. They need to be exposed for the bigoted morons they are, and people should actively campaign against them and their bullshit 'Philosophy'.

Cheers

Did you see that Keith Allen doc where he uncovers and confronts them with the little known hypocrisy at the heart of the Phelps family?...One thing's for sure, that lot would thrive in the Cursed Earth.
Get it done! :lol:
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Link Prime on 21 December, 2012, 11:42:54 am
Anyone else doin f-ck all in work today?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: von Boom on 21 December, 2012, 11:50:54 am
Anyone else doin f-ck all in work today?

You just described my week.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 21 December, 2012, 12:46:52 pm
I was in college for litteraly 2 hours, we got told to bugger off at 11. Waist of sodding time.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 22 December, 2012, 02:58:28 am
Have you ever had something nagging at the back of your mind, like you're sure there's something you should be doing, but ye can't for the life of ye, figure out what it is?

Well I'm just after remembering that I was supposed to destroy the planet.

Scundered.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 22 December, 2012, 01:18:24 pm
Have you ever had something nagging at the back of your mind, like you're sure there's something you should be doing, but ye can't for the life of ye, figure out what it is?
Well I'm just after remembering that I was supposed to destroy the planet.
Scundered.

It's Christmas so we forgive you. As for those Alien Overlords locked inside some French Mountain well they won't be happy...so just don't go to France.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 22 December, 2012, 02:27:33 pm
I don't care what the professionals say, you can't beat a cotton bud in the ear ;)

Yes folks, Bodies and Doyle can go Drokk themselves!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 22 December, 2012, 06:46:51 pm
Never put anything larger than a pirate in your ear
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Professor Bear on 22 December, 2012, 07:09:01 pm
On first dates, never put anything in a girl that isn't a hot dinner.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 22 December, 2012, 10:34:36 pm
On first dates, never put anything in a girl that isn't a hot dinner.
You could giver her...the sausage.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-obLUh0QRLY0/T5Cc2IznFJI/AAAAAAAAAMY/5aMbcKFP08w/s1600/horatio460.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 22 December, 2012, 10:39:06 pm
(http://img.ohkpop.com/2012/04/10/TG47sw35.jpg)





V
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 23 December, 2012, 01:50:33 am
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-obLUh0QRLY0/T5Cc2IznFJI/AAAAAAAAAMY/5aMbcKFP08w/s1600/horatio460.jpg)

Jim Carrey did it better;

http://youtu.be/xvyMM1ZUVwE (http://youtu.be/xvyMM1ZUVwE)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 23 December, 2012, 09:40:59 am
The kids are avidly watching Swan Lake on the telly this morning.  What the hell?  And no, it's not the one with the bear in the little car.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 23 December, 2012, 06:44:59 pm
My mother just exclaimed 'That's a lot of goaling!' when she saw the football scores. Where many would mock her lack of football parlance knowledge, I think it's a splendid turn of phrase, much better than the banal drivel you normally get from the likes of Mark Lawrenson.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 23 December, 2012, 08:42:42 pm
Just read issue 7 of Nostalgia Magazine, it was OK but i thought issue 6 was better.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 24 December, 2012, 03:03:09 am
It's Christmas Eve, not that you lot care, as you are all asleep. I was too, until I woke up a few drokkin' minutes ago. May have to pop down stairs and watch some telly now!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: shaolin_monkey on 24 December, 2012, 05:48:29 am
I've been awake since 3am too. No idea why - just woke up. I might as well get up and have some breakfast.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 24 December, 2012, 08:38:06 am
Some of us are working- unlike you shower of lazy shites. "ooh, i hath awoken and must flounce downstairs to see if santa hath brung me any early gifts for my conservatory of dredd. But first, where art mine fluffy slippers and silken gown? I couldnt possibly go to work on today of all days, it may mess up my beard and i might miss the postie, delivering yet more last-minute tat." That's you, that is Burdis.

SBT
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 24 December, 2012, 08:47:26 am
All correct except for one detail, as you jolly well know! If I ain't in my uniform, I flounce around the house naked. Yes I have seen you sat down the bottom of the garden watching me and that's why I always drop something on the floor ;)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 24 December, 2012, 09:38:12 am
Oh, that reminds me- still have to make TINY COCKTAIL SAUSAGES.

And a fucking massive wobbly pink blancmange (your knob and your arse, do you see?)

SBT
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 24 December, 2012, 09:59:27 am
Dark knight Tattoo.
https://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/TheTattooPage
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/s480x480/156293_10151314282703856_223099397_n.jpg)






V
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 25 December, 2012, 11:39:02 am
Christmas on Facebook

(http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/quickfix/6/9/4/157694.jpg?v=1)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 25 December, 2012, 03:33:49 pm
Today I rang SBT from the attic while fixing a leak, then I rang S71 from the bedroom while relaxing!
Who is next on the list of calls from areas of my house????
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: strontium71 on 25 December, 2012, 03:44:21 pm
...then I rang S71 from the bedroom while relaxing!


I really hope you weren't relaxing too much when you phoned... ;)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 25 December, 2012, 05:18:51 pm
Its Christmas Day and im watching repeats of Man V Food.  :-\
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: WhitBloke on 25 December, 2012, 05:26:53 pm
I refuse to believe Michael Caine is dead.  It's Christmas, for eff's sake!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Link Prime on 26 December, 2012, 11:13:43 pm
"The Inbetweeners USA"; om, it's like, om, execrable.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 27 December, 2012, 09:30:06 pm
Bartender says 'We don't serve time-travellers here'. A time-traveller goes in to a bar.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 27 December, 2012, 09:43:28 pm
I'm enjoying the film I'm watching but the begining was a bit unbelievable!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 28 December, 2012, 05:17:27 pm
We not playing i-spy this year?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 28 December, 2012, 05:27:01 pm
I'm trying out a new chippie at this very moment. A new one has been built closer to the cellar, so I thought "Why not!"
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Dandontdare on 28 December, 2012, 05:57:30 pm
We not playing i-spy this year?

well, sort of.. still waiting fro Emp's next clue! http://forums.2000adonline.com/index.php?topic=37624.0 (http://forums.2000adonline.com/index.php?topic=37624.0)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: DoomBot on 28 December, 2012, 11:20:44 pm
Needs a reboot
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Emp on 28 December, 2012, 11:42:56 pm
We not playing i-spy this year?

well, sort of.. still waiting fro Emp's next clue! http://forums.2000adonline.com/index.php?topic=37624.0 (http://forums.2000adonline.com/index.php?topic=37624.0)

 ireally need to change my name  :D
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 29 December, 2012, 12:08:22 am
I'm trying out a new chippie at this very moment.

Hmmm.

Quote
chippie
   
Cheap, common, sexually promiscuous girl, wearing way too much makeup and shiny cheap jewelry, usually underage or close to it.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chippie


Who is next on the list of calls from areas of my house????

H-m-m-m-m.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 29 December, 2012, 02:41:11 pm
Battered sausage, anyone?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 30 December, 2012, 07:46:26 am
This is what it looks like. All Hell Breaking loose...that is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEQdW6yS5o4&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 30 December, 2012, 11:14:22 am
Ah, it reminds me of when I went through a Red Light during my Driving Test. Glory days.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 30 December, 2012, 03:50:24 pm
Ah, it reminds me of when I went through a Red Light during my Driving Test. Glory days.

...oh dear.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Trout on 30 December, 2012, 04:16:09 pm
Let's have another thread about Zenith, Luke Kirby and intellectual property.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 31 December, 2012, 02:16:15 pm
I'm trying out a new chippie at this very moment. A new one has been built closer to the cellar, so I thought "Why not!"

How was he? are you trying out all types of tradesmen or just the bits o rough near rthe cellar?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 31 December, 2012, 06:46:16 pm
Delicious :D
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 31 December, 2012, 10:10:43 pm
 I know Ornella Muti steals the show, but tonight I've fallen heavily for Mariangela Melato.  She has that whole Jacqueline Pearce thing but with a sexier accent.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: JOE SOAP on 31 December, 2012, 10:19:02 pm


(http://medias.unifrance.org/medias/116/85/21876/format_page/ornella-muti.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 02 January, 2013, 09:33:34 am
Oh my...

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/01/01/article-0-16B7F0CB000005DC-779_306x423.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: shaolin_monkey on 02 January, 2013, 10:28:34 am
Oh my...

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/01/01/article-0-16B7F0CB000005DC-779_306x423.jpg)

So that's what Dredd looks like under the helmet!  :o
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 02 January, 2013, 12:23:19 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/rvLVb.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Link Prime on 02 January, 2013, 01:14:28 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/rvLVb.jpg)

A rookie error not using SandTroopers JJ!  ;)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 02 January, 2013, 04:15:16 pm
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine was premiered 20 years ago today! I feelings old  :(
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 02 January, 2013, 04:28:30 pm
Oh my...

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/01/01/article-0-16B7F0CB000005DC-779_306x423.jpg)

So that's what Dredd looks like under the helmet!  :o

He has the dazed and unkempt look of a man who's spent far too much time in a darkened cellar if you ask me,  ;)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 03 January, 2013, 09:52:03 pm
Ooh, Make a film or comic out of it!!!

(http://i.imgur.com/6rAD8.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Link Prime on 03 January, 2013, 09:55:50 pm
You could make the lead Stormtrooper a hot chick.
Cinema gold.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Zarjazzer on 03 January, 2013, 10:00:03 pm
You could make the lead Stormtrooper a hot chick.
Cinema gold.

This.

And I could be in it in full Bill Paxton mode. Before my inevitable doom.

(some strong language)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTifdoKXoxM
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 04 January, 2013, 09:36:52 am
Jay-Z? WTF?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 04 January, 2013, 10:15:07 am
Kano had only one problem. If he could get round it then his life would have been much better.



He couldn't think outside the box.





V
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: shaolin_monkey on 04 January, 2013, 10:30:39 am
Kano had only one problem. If he could get round it then his life would have been much better.

He couldn't think outside the box.

V

Brilliant!  a cracking joke only 2000AD fans would get!  There must be more...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 04 January, 2013, 04:51:11 pm
I always chuckle to mesen, whenever somebody mentions Sauerkraut.
Anybody else find certain foodstuffs slightly amusing?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Professor Bear on 04 January, 2013, 05:10:09 pm
A mate of mine said her only allergy was "rape" - obviously referring to rapeseed - but I misunderstood and my response was what could charitably be called inappropriate.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 04 January, 2013, 05:10:12 pm
I long for a return to the early cutting edge Threadjacking!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 04 January, 2013, 11:04:04 pm
I long for a return to the early cutting edge Threadjacking!
Your penis.





V
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Emp on 04 January, 2013, 11:05:37 pm
I long for a return to the early cutting edge Threadjacking!

Are you saying standards have fallen....for shame :D
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Zarjazzer on 05 January, 2013, 10:31:50 am
Lion Dung! that's the answer mahhn.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 05 January, 2013, 04:50:57 pm
No, it's all good...I just really like their early stuff.

I long for a return to the early cutting edge Threadjacking!

Are you saying standards have fallen....for shame :D
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 05 January, 2013, 09:34:14 pm
I love to pose!

(http://i.imgur.com/XDUyj.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 05 January, 2013, 09:40:42 pm
Straighten that ribbon out!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Link Prime on 05 January, 2013, 10:00:28 pm
Was that a silver medal for 'smuggest look of self satisfaction' Goaty? ;)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 05 January, 2013, 10:01:29 pm
It was for ugly runner of the event!  :lol:
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Link Prime on 05 January, 2013, 10:04:41 pm
you have seen the 'What do you look like' thread I assume?
You're probably the 4th most handsome comic book reader on the planet!:)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 05 January, 2013, 10:06:10 pm
I feelings proud! Where the hell that thread is?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 05 January, 2013, 10:33:43 pm
Was it a 'Give Alex Garland a twenty minute head start and we'll see who can catch him' race?  ;)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 07 January, 2013, 09:32:55 am
(http://i.imgur.com/zHkp7.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 07 January, 2013, 10:41:05 am
Dredd pre-order & a case of wine...I yum the law.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 07 January, 2013, 01:23:04 pm
The workings of rechargeable batteries are a mystery to me - my multimeter shows a different voltage for each and every one, despite my using them in sets in the same device and charger.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 07 January, 2013, 03:49:15 pm
pirates vs polis? why no youtube of that  eh?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 07 January, 2013, 08:22:47 pm
Channel Four News has a correspondent called Fatima Maji (http://www.broadcastnow.co.uk/c4-news-names-new-reporters/5036372.article), which if you hear it wrong when you're concentrating on something else, sounds a bit like Fatima Mansions (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaSi2Z74Ou8).
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 08 January, 2013, 05:58:06 pm
I enjoyed Universal Studios. They should put rollercoasters in every shopping mall
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 08 January, 2013, 11:00:13 pm
Anybody wanna buy some HMV vouchers?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 09 January, 2013, 12:24:14 am
I never thought it could be topped but I feel it may!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 09 January, 2013, 06:05:07 pm
Anybody wanna buy some HMV vouchers?

Too late. Ive spent 'em.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 09 January, 2013, 06:10:37 pm
What about some Jessops vouchers!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 10 January, 2013, 09:44:18 am
Play vouchers as well!  :o
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 10 January, 2013, 09:44:44 am
100 eps of the Clone Wars

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06S3f_dGPdY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06S3f_dGPdY)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 10 January, 2013, 12:02:45 pm
Propaganda of WWII. Oh hi bigotry!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Link Prime on 10 January, 2013, 05:16:56 pm
Anybody wanna buy some HMV vouchers?

How did you know????
I really have to get out this weekand and spend any I have.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 10 January, 2013, 09:22:33 pm
Never understood the need for vouchers when cold hard cash can be spent in any shop.





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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 16 January, 2013, 12:04:22 am
Horses for courses

I've just checked the burgers in the fridge... and they're off!

A Supermarket Burger walks into a bar and says "Pint Please"
The barman says "I can't hear you, what was that?"
The burger says "Sorry, I'm a little bit horse today.."

My Lovely Horse (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg)

These burgers won't stay on the shelves furlong.

And so forth...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 16 January, 2013, 12:27:10 am
I love horses from Ireland and Yorkshire but I couldn't eat a whole one!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 16 January, 2013, 08:06:46 am

These burgers won't stay on the shelves furlong.


I canter imagine a worse burger.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 16 January, 2013, 05:26:38 pm
Horse sausages are good value for money. Very filling...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: shaolin_monkey on 16 January, 2013, 06:51:28 pm
I don't know how truthful these reports about the burgers are.  I doubt we'll ever know the foal story.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Link Prime on 16 January, 2013, 07:31:38 pm
Anyone else have annoying 'Eye floaters' when using their laptop / iPad????
Is Link past his Prime at the ripe ol age of 35...?
Jeez.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 16 January, 2013, 07:32:49 pm
What's an eye floater?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Link Prime on 16 January, 2013, 07:39:11 pm
What's an eye floater?

Don't try lookin for em Pops- once discovered, never forgotten...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: shaolin_monkey on 16 January, 2013, 07:40:39 pm
What's an eye floater?

It's a part of the fluid in your eye that has become more viscous than the rest.  This affects your vision in the form of 'floaters' - little opaque tadpole-like things that float in and out of your field of vision.  I have several. They're bloody annoying!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Link Prime on 16 January, 2013, 07:41:45 pm
What's an eye floater?

It's a part of the fluid in your eye that has become more viscous than the rest.  This affects your vision in the form of 'floaters' - little opaque tadpole-like things that float in and out of your field of vision.  I have several. They're bloody annoying!

Misery loves company Shaolin!  ;)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 16 January, 2013, 08:37:22 pm
What's an eye floater?

It's a part of the fluid in your eye that has become more viscous than the rest.  This affects your vision in the form of 'floaters' - little opaque tadpole-like things that float in and out of your field of vision.  I have several. They're bloody annoying!
No they are ghosts just outside of your peripheral vision. God don't you know anything.




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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 16 January, 2013, 10:12:27 pm
Went into a chipper and ordered a burger.

Woman behind the counter asked me did I want anything on it?

Fiver each way I said.

ZING!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: von Boom on 16 January, 2013, 10:14:51 pm
Priceless.  :lol:
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 16 January, 2013, 10:17:29 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/lWs9Q.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 16 January, 2013, 10:36:17 pm
All you lottery players get set for a slight increase on your ticket cost, 100% rise. It's coming this year!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 17 January, 2013, 01:06:19 am
All you lottery players get set for a slight increase on your ticket cost, 100% rise. It's coming this year!

BAH! The whole thing's just a tax on hope.

Anyway back to horse burgers. A horse is a big muscular animal and looks delicious, but my problem with eating one (and definitely not a whole one), is that they wear shoes. It's an animal that wears clothes. I have no problem with eating any kind of animal, but a cartoon animal? You'd have to be some sort of monster.

Unless it's roadrunner. That cocky wee streak of shite has it coming.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: M.I.K. on 17 January, 2013, 04:34:51 am
Vox pop in Tesco regarding horsemeat scandal. (http://youtu.be/cDGlN6mluGA)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 17 January, 2013, 09:49:49 am
Mods: please merge with Unicorn Thread
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spaceghost on 17 January, 2013, 05:47:38 pm
Pfffttt. I stay away from the site for a couple of months and return to find that not only did nobody even notice I was gone, but also everyone's being really polite and well mannered in Threadjacking.

Luckily I've returned just in time to stumble in, call Proudhuff a wanker, kick shaolin_monkey in the bollocks, be sick on CF's shoes and then run off, weeing my trousers.

That's better.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Link Prime on 17 January, 2013, 05:48:39 pm
Pfffttt. I stay away from the site for a couple of months and return to find that not only did nobody even notice I was gone, but also everyone's being really polite and well mannered in Threadjacking.

Luckily I've returned just in time to stumble in, call Proudhuff a wanker, kick shaolin_monkey in the bollocks, be sick on CF's shoes and then run off, weeing my trousers.

That's better.

Welcome back you b@stard.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 17 January, 2013, 05:52:23 pm
Pfffttt. I stay away from the site for a couple of months and return to find that not only did nobody even notice I was gone, but also everyone's being really polite and well mannered in Threadjacking.

Luckily I've returned just in time to stumble in, call Proudhuff a wanker, kick shaolin_monkey in the bollocks, be sick on CF's shoes and then run off, weeing my trousers.

That's better.

Have you be looking in my window again?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spaceghost on 17 January, 2013, 06:06:45 pm
Pfffttt. I stay away from the site for a couple of months and return to find that not only did nobody even notice I was gone, but also everyone's being really polite and well mannered in Threadjacking.

Luckily I've returned just in time to stumble in, call Proudhuff a wanker, kick shaolin_monkey in the bollocks, be sick on CF's shoes and then run off, weeing my trousers.

That's better.

Have you be looking in my window again?

On this occasion you were performing the act whilst going through the bins outside my house.

The authorities have been handed the 3 hour video recording I made as evidence.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 17 January, 2013, 06:08:08 pm
I wondered where that mess came from :o
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: shaolin_monkey on 17 January, 2013, 06:10:45 pm
I noticed you were missing due to the lack of someone whining they coudn't afford to see Dredd more than once.   ;)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 17 January, 2013, 09:58:10 pm
That fucking smells back again.




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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Link Prime on 17 January, 2013, 11:04:36 pm
Is it just me, or are there 200% more TV ads for the Dredd DVD than the cinema release?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Emp on 17 January, 2013, 11:39:36 pm
it's not you
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 18 January, 2013, 11:06:08 am
That fucking smells back again.
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Give it five minutes
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Modern Panther on 18 January, 2013, 06:03:57 pm
The apocalypse level of any weather event is directly proportional to its distance from London.  Oh no, its snowing a bit! Evacuate the cities! Southern fearties.

A few weeks ago, most of Wick blew away, and nobody cared.  Except both the people who live in Wick.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 18 January, 2013, 08:04:16 pm
If it wasn't for Facebook I might not have even noticed it was snowing.

Or that my friends are a buncha snow scared sissies.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Link Prime on 18 January, 2013, 11:50:18 pm
Dat French chick off American Horror Story is SUPER hot.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 19 January, 2013, 12:49:42 am
Went into the papershop after work this morning to buy the Kent Messenger. Anyway a bloke from a builder's van was in front of me and asked the woman on the till if they sold cans of beer at this time of the morning, she said no and off he went.
The worst is yet to come. Now if I walked into a pub I wouldn't be able to smell drugs, if they were in there but this bloke absolutely STUNK of pot. It really was that overpowering that even I could smell it.
What you make of that I shall let you decide!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Emp on 19 January, 2013, 12:54:27 am
Don't be hiring him
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 19 January, 2013, 08:11:03 pm
I was once working near a playarea and i caught a hellish blast of dope. Turning round to see where it was coming from, the only people about was a bloke and his two very young kids playing on the swings.
Now, im no prude...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 19 January, 2013, 08:31:04 pm
It's disheartening when I go into a house to install VM and the smell of skunk knocks you for six, and there are young children in there as well. I am talking 3 years old and younger. This is the kind of future our nation has. This is not a rare occurance either. Also when a child of 3 comes up to you with a lego policeman and is saying 'Filth' while the parents are arguing about whether to spend the last £10 on food or weed what can you do?




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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 28 January, 2013, 04:13:27 pm
Caught this Carpenters tune (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BrSVOOK610) on the radio today. Not heard it in years, and id forgotten just how supremely bonkers/fuckin awful it was.
What was they thinking?






Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 28 January, 2013, 04:52:14 pm
Have you lot heard the news! Dredd's GAY :o
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 28 January, 2013, 05:03:21 pm
Have you lot heard the news! Dredd's GAY :o
'Gasp' Get the spit and stones lad's! We got a poof on the board!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Modern Panther on 28 January, 2013, 05:55:24 pm
I'm appalled by the idea that Dredd might be a heterosexual.  Don't get me wrong, I don't have any problem with straight people, if that's they way they are, that's just fine.  Some of my best friends are heterosexuals. what they get upto in the privacy if their own "homes" with their "partners" is entirely their own business, but a comic isn't the place to address such serious issues.

Suggesting Dredd might be a heterosexual is clearly just a publicity stunt by the pinko leftist scum who write for 2000ad.  You might be interested in vaginas, mr writer, but leave Dredd out of it!

Dredd clearly doesn't bat for that side- he's butch, macho, and wears leather and chains.  He has strong feelings about personal grooming.  He has no interest in women: just look how dismissive he is of the Chief Judge, compared to the care and friendship shown to Giant.

He's gay! As gay as gay can be! An out and proud, beautiful gay man! An inspiration to gay men everywhere, and this suggestion he might not be...it makes me sick.  Don't they realise the risk of losing readers with the suggestion that he might be attracted to the female form!  Homosexual bigots up and down the country will be burning issues in disgust!  I'll call my MP, I tell you!

I don't mind if some other judge is written to be straight-I don't have any issues with heterosexual characters.  I'm sure they appeal to a certain audience of boob obsessed perverts.  But leave Dredd alone.
 
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Zarjazzer on 28 January, 2013, 06:41:41 pm
Monuments!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 28 January, 2013, 07:06:12 pm
Bloody twitter >:(
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: von Boom on 28 January, 2013, 07:11:12 pm
The Queen Abdicates on 30 April!

http://nos.nl/video/467380-koningin-beatrix-maakt-aftreden-bekend.html (http://nos.nl/video/467380-koningin-beatrix-maakt-aftreden-bekend.html)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 28 January, 2013, 07:12:47 pm
The Queen Abdicates on 30 April!

http://nos.nl/video/467380-koningin-beatrix-maakt-aftreden-bekend.html (http://nos.nl/video/467380-koningin-beatrix-maakt-aftreden-bekend.html)
Oh you tease! :lol:
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 28 January, 2013, 08:58:54 pm
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2012/11/14/14/anigif_enhanced-buzz-14064-1352922965-6.gif)






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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 28 January, 2013, 09:14:06 pm
Just sayin'.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f8/Thaddeus_Stevens_-_Brady-Handy-crop.jpg
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: strontium71 on 28 January, 2013, 09:39:54 pm
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2012/11/14/14/anigif_enhanced-buzz-14064-1352922965-6.gif)






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I'm sorry and I know I really shouldn't laugh , but that made me choke on my milk  :lol:
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 28 January, 2013, 09:56:03 pm
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2012/11/14/14/anigif_enhanced-buzz-14064-1352922965-6.gif)






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I'm sorry and I know I really shouldn't laugh , but that made me choke on my milk  :lol:

I don't laugh out loud a lot. But that made me laugh out loud. A lot.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: strontium71 on 28 January, 2013, 09:57:47 pm
I can honestly say , it's the funniest thing I've seen on these here parts since...ooh I dunno!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Link Prime on 28 January, 2013, 10:54:02 pm
Laughter will turn to bemusement. Then anger. Then hatred.*
(If you watch the full clip on the 'tube and see her get up from her cartoonish fall and walk down the friggin escalator!)


* used for dramatic effect- I don't have the ability to actually hate any person  :)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Dandontdare on 01 February, 2013, 10:46:52 am
We can no longer talk about "phone book" collections of our favourtite thrills - I've just had my new BT phone book delivered and it's pathetic! about 8" wide and thinner than a Mills & Boon
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 01 February, 2013, 10:55:22 am
We can no longer talk about "phone book" collections of our favourtite thrills - I've just had my new BT phone book delivered and it's pathetic! about 8" wide and thinner than a Mills & Boon

Why are people like you always bashing Pat Mills?






and the bishop
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 04 February, 2013, 02:41:46 am
I don't really care for this sport, but I've seen The Wire, and I reckon those Baltimore people are due a break
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Third Estate Ned on 06 February, 2013, 08:55:49 pm
Since I hardly contribute, here's a list of my favourite five boarders who often do (in no particular order):

1) sauchie: always informed, always entertaining, always articulate.
2) Colin_YNWA: bags of info, insight and advice about comics, readily given to the uninitiated.
3) Tordelback: a frequent voice of wisdom, insight and balance.
4) SBT: unafraid to be the voice of dissent without being nasty about it.
5) Dark Jimbo: master of lists. Destroyer of wallets.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 06 February, 2013, 09:11:16 pm
ARRRRGH! ARRRRRRRRGH! ARRRRRRRRRRGH





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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 06 February, 2013, 09:15:08 pm
Shh!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 06 February, 2013, 10:29:23 pm
Deja Vu?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 06 February, 2013, 10:32:46 pm
Ouija board?




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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 06 February, 2013, 10:44:00 pm
This weeks Dredd features sexy boobies!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Modern Panther on 07 February, 2013, 01:28:03 pm
Mark "I wrote kickass, y'know" Millar has claimed the planned JLA movie will flop, since the characters are so old.  Who wants to watch some movie featuring classic characters who have been best sellers for sixty odd years, when you can have sweary underage girls instead.  In other news, he's working on something with brand new cutting edge characters who'll be called the "xmen", or something.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 07 February, 2013, 03:11:42 pm
Mark "I wrote kickass, y'know" Millar has claimed the planned JLA movie will flop, since the characters are so old.  Who wants to watch some movie featuring classic characters who have been best sellers for sixty odd years, when you can have sweary underage girls instead.  In other news, he's working on something with brand new cutting edge characters who'll be called the "xmen", or something.
I really don't like Mark Miller. Just want to put that out there.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: MercZ on 07 February, 2013, 07:28:47 pm
This is my 100th post.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Dandontdare on 07 February, 2013, 07:37:05 pm
Congratulations on becoming a page numbering droid!

and by a bizarre coincidence this is my 6000th! (i need to get a life... :D)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 08 February, 2013, 09:08:49 am
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/531793_300138276776118_626249781_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 08 February, 2013, 10:27:58 am
FACT: Geek is an anagram of COOL
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 08 February, 2013, 04:12:12 pm
FACT: Geek is an anagram of COOL

On that note, what's virgin?  ;)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 08 February, 2013, 04:25:06 pm
FACT: Geek is an anagram of COOL

On that note, what's virgin?  ;)
Cucumber.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 08 February, 2013, 08:24:07 pm
Olive Oil: the product that invented degrees of virginity.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 08 February, 2013, 08:28:23 pm
I had a 1/2lb Cheeseburger for tea and it was delicious :D
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 08 February, 2013, 08:33:42 pm
My cracked heel's are really giving me gyp. How can you limp when each heel hurts like fook. Glad I have my Schol cream to sooth it.




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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 09 February, 2013, 08:49:09 am
I know we live in an age of photoshop, but - by 'eck, Helen Mirren (67!!) looks incredibily do-able on the cover of this weeks Radio Times
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: shaolin_monkey on 09 February, 2013, 09:16:25 am
The group dynamics of three sisters is fascinating.  They're all vying for alpha/apex but each outdoes the other in a specialist area, namely brains, brawn, and the ability to scream the loudest.  As such, an uneasy balance of power is appearing.

It's like Game of Thrones in my living room.  Or Monkey World.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 09 February, 2013, 10:37:49 am
I had a 1/2lb Cheeseburger for tea and it was delicious :D

I think 'hands' are the correct unit of measurement in this context. Which part of the horse Findus and Teso get the cheese from is open to conjecture.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 09 February, 2013, 11:03:17 am
Its Fromunda cheese, isnt it?
Those weird foreigners will eat owt, and now their trying to turn us. Time to send the B.E.F across the channel again, methinks. Give 'em a taste of British spunk - lets see how they like that!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 09 February, 2013, 01:51:07 pm
Give 'em a taste of British spunk...

It always comes back to Greggs with you people.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 09 February, 2013, 02:46:35 pm
Its Fromunda cheese, isnt it?

Thanks for making me google that.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Link Prime on 09 February, 2013, 03:12:52 pm
It always comes back to Greggs with you people.

As if you never considered moving to London just to be near one!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Trout on 09 February, 2013, 03:19:08 pm
It always comes back to Greggs with you people.

As if you never considered moving to London just to be near one!

Pah. I'm moving to Canada just to be near a Tim Horton's!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Link Prime on 09 February, 2013, 03:21:57 pm
Would you believe that I've seen some petrol stations in Dublin selling Tim Hortons goodies?
Probably not the same as the Canuck stuff though...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Trout on 09 February, 2013, 03:24:21 pm
Yes, they had a go at starting in parts of Scotland, too. You're right, though - it's not quite the same.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Link Prime on 09 February, 2013, 05:29:56 pm
Anyone else afraid to EVER post in 'The Political Thread'...? :-\
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: judda fett on 09 February, 2013, 05:31:36 pm
Anyone else afraid to EVER post in 'The Political Thread'...? :-\

That place is a meatgrinder...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 09 February, 2013, 09:20:13 pm
Anyone else afraid to EVER post in 'The Political Thread'...? :-\

That place is a meatgrinder...
"And next. Sweet meats" What strip was this from everyone?!  :lol:
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 10 February, 2013, 07:01:23 pm
(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/65764000/gif/_65764361_beef_consumption_464.gif)


Other (6,700 tonnes) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=y_PZPpWTRTU#t=10s)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: judda fett on 10 February, 2013, 07:05:23 pm
Mystery meat.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 10 February, 2013, 09:44:43 pm
The doctor said ive got to make more of an effort to watch what i eat, so ive just booked a ticket for this years Grand National.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: von Boom on 11 February, 2013, 01:53:50 pm
The doctor said ive got to make more of an effort to watch what i eat, so ive just booked a ticket for this years Grand National.

 :lol:

Hot coffee sinus flush. Hurts so good.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 11 February, 2013, 05:37:52 pm
Pope Ratzinger isn't actually retiring. He's just moving himself to a different diocese, where no-one knows what he got up to at his previous posting.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 11 February, 2013, 07:40:13 pm

Goaty gone Walter White!

(http://i.imgur.com/VS6aSZD.png)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Link Prime on 11 February, 2013, 07:57:03 pm
The forum was crying out for a token baldie!  ;)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 11 February, 2013, 08:03:14 pm
Hmm...Now that they know how it all went down - where's the initiative in MC1 to fire up another Proteus device and go back and eliminate the Chaos bug at source?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Lenny_Zero on 11 February, 2013, 09:15:48 pm
Took my dog Kuma out for a walk.  Every day I don't bring a poop bag is always the day she shats a sextuple-linker in my neighbor's driveway. *ducks*
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 11 February, 2013, 10:11:07 pm
Why is it that no matter what you do it is never enough for a woman.
After a hard weeks work (heavier than normal) I get my usual 2 days off (the weekend to you and me). Bear in mind the wife doesn't work, she took the kids to Barnsley to visit her sister. On her return the first thing she said was oh I see the guinea pigs haven't been cleaned out so what have you done?.
I had hoovered top to bottom, cleaned the bathroom thoroughly, got the basics from the local shop, done a dark wash load and tidied my computer desk (which was an absolute shit pit).
She still had a grump on. It's as if she begrudges me having any free time.




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Post by: Hawkmumbler on 12 February, 2013, 12:02:58 am
Why is it that no matter what you do it is never enough for a woman.
After a hard weeks work (heavier than normal) I get my usual 2 days off (the weekend to you and me). Bear in mind the wife doesn't work, she took the kids to Barnsley to visit her sister. On her return the first thing she said was oh I see the guinea pigs haven't been cleaned out so what have you done?.
I had hoovered top to bottom, cleaned the bathroom thoroughly, got the basics from the local shop, done a dark wash load and tidied my computer desk (which was an absolute shit pit).
She still had a grump on. It's as if she begrudges me having any free time.
Plus, speeking from experience, Guinea Pig hutches can be a pain in the arse to clean and I don't blame you for putting that as lower priority, even if it is a tad unfair on the little things. Ah well, they live in their own shit in the wild so hi ho.


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Post by: Bubba Zebill on 12 February, 2013, 12:26:39 am
Last time I did a dark wash load, I swear I saw the burning eye of Sauron looking back at me through that spinning vortex of DAZ . I'm very cautious about dark wash loads now.

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Post by: Goaty on 12 February, 2013, 12:29:07 pm
I wonder if ex-Pope will get reference from God at any interviews...?
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Post by: Hawkmumbler on 12 February, 2013, 02:57:20 pm
Last time I did a dark wash load, I swear I saw the burning eye of Sauron looking back at me through that spinning vortex of DAZ . I'm very cautious about dark wash loads now.
I shouldn't worry. Blind bastard can't even see a pair of Hobbits on his own damn lawn.
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Post by: Bubba Zebill on 12 February, 2013, 10:07:30 pm
Last time I did a dark wash load, I swear I saw the burning eye of Sauron looking back at me through that spinning vortex of DAZ . I'm very cautious about dark wash loads now.
I shouldn't worry. Blind bastard can't even see a pair of Hobbits on his own damn lawn.
That's all the encouragement I need to stare right back, unblinking.
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Post by: Mister Pops on 13 February, 2013, 12:53:46 am
The 'Bad Pun of the Day' award goes to the Irish Daily Mail, with:

EX BENEDICT
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Post by: Trout on 13 February, 2013, 01:11:10 am
The 'Bad Pun of the Day' award goes to the Irish Daily Mail, with:

EX BENEDICT

Nothing beats "For Huhne The Bell Tolls" on the Huffington Post.  :D
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Post by: Bubba Zebill on 13 February, 2013, 07:09:55 am
The 'Bad Pun of the Day' award goes to the Irish Daily Mail, with:

EX BENEDICT

Nothing beats "For Huhne The Bell Tolls" on the Huffington Post.  :D

That's a beauty...but how about a headline some years ago on a lack of council funding for library books 'BOOK LACK IN ONGAR'?

Some very funny ones here, not sure of the facts on these...
http://t4w.blogs.com/spinningaround/2008/04/book-lack-in-on.html
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Post by: Trout on 13 February, 2013, 08:58:16 am
Lots of fun, that.  :) I admit I work for a paper that had a headline "Man held over Kinross fires".

Oops.
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Post by: Proudhuff on 13 February, 2013, 10:35:32 am
Lots of fun, that.  :) I admit I work for a paper that had a headline "Man held over Kinross fires".

Oops.

They don't like strangers up there... but who does  :-[
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Post by: Bubba Zebill on 13 February, 2013, 02:28:06 pm
Lots of fun, that.  :) I admit I work for a paper that had a headline "Man held over Kinross fires".

Oops.

Nobody can top the staggering headline of the Aberdeen Press and Journal on the day it announced the sinking of the Titanic - 'ABERDEEN MAN DROWNS'...I shit you not.
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Post by: Trout on 13 February, 2013, 02:33:42 pm
Lots of fun, that.  :) I admit I work for a paper that had a headline "Man held over Kinross fires".

Oops.

Nobody can top the staggering headline of the Aberdeen Press and Journal on the day it announced the sinking of the Titanic - 'ABERDEEN MAN DROWNS'...I shit you not.

I have to explain this to people a lot, but that's just a story. It never happened.

http://www.holdthefrontpage.co.uk/2012/news/scottish-daily-nails-titanic-myth-as-it-goes-tabloid/ (http://www.holdthefrontpage.co.uk/2012/news/scottish-daily-nails-titanic-myth-as-it-goes-tabloid/)

Sorry.
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Post by: Bubba Zebill on 13 February, 2013, 03:14:25 pm
Lots of fun, that.  :) I admit I work for a paper that had a headline "Man held over Kinross fires".

Oops.

Nobody can top the staggering headline of the Aberdeen Press and Journal on the day it announced the sinking of the Titanic - 'ABERDEEN MAN DROWNS'...I shit you not.

I have to explain this to people a lot, but that's just a story. It never happened.

http://www.holdthefrontpage.co.uk/2012/news/scottish-daily-nails-titanic-myth-as-it-goes-tabloid/ (http://www.holdthefrontpage.co.uk/2012/news/scottish-daily-nails-titanic-myth-as-it-goes-tabloid/)

Sorry.

No, thank you!
I hate getting caught by hoaxes and myths. A few years ago I even checked out the story and was convinced it was true. So it goes...(burning sensation on face)...I'll get my rad-cloak.
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Post by: Dandontdare on 13 February, 2013, 04:43:50 pm
Heh, I was also told this same story years ago by my tutor when I did a journalism course - but he attributed it to some rag called the Dundee Courier - now who'd work for a shower like that? Trouty put me right when we chatted about this at a con last year.
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Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 13 February, 2013, 04:47:08 pm
I'm going into the attic in a moment, exciting or what!
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Post by: Proudhuff on 13 February, 2013, 04:48:26 pm
I'm going into the attic in a moment, exciting or what!

is that like coming out the closet?
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Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 13 February, 2013, 04:52:07 pm
I'm back and yes it is ;)
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Post by: Bubba Zebill on 13 February, 2013, 05:02:40 pm
Heh, I was also told this same story years ago by my tutor when I did a journalism course - but he attributed it to some rag called the Dundee Courier - now who'd work for a shower like that? Trouty put me right when we chatted about this at a con last year.

These things can be remarkably resistant to truth...now, about that angel of Mons...
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Post by: Frank on 13 February, 2013, 05:39:39 pm
Lots of fun, that.  :) I admit I work for a paper that had a headline "Man held over Kinross fires".

A recent front page of the Alloa and Hillfoots Advertiser (est 1841) bore the headline Sauchie Riots: man arrested. The apparent small scale of the riots explains how I managed to be completely unaware they had taken place.
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Post by: von Boom on 13 February, 2013, 06:08:52 pm
Bloody hell! I just received an notice from ebay that I DIDN'T win the Judge Lex costume. >:(

<shakes fist into sky>

DAMN YOU UNIVERSE!

</shakes fist into sky>

Or perhaps CF ;)
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Post by: Goaty on 14 February, 2013, 09:11:45 am


Where is my card, you drokking bastards!
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Post by: Frank on 14 February, 2013, 06:17:59 pm
I've thought of loads of jokes about Oscar Pistorious today, but someone died and I'd sound like a prick.
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Post by: Hawkmumbler on 14 February, 2013, 06:41:26 pm
Valentines Day? Knife to your wallet season more like.
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Post by: Zarjazzer on 14 February, 2013, 08:16:47 pm
there's only one good valentine and that's My Bloody Valentine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMrZsR8hapk
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Post by: Lenny_Zero on 14 February, 2013, 11:39:03 pm
Been outside chopping wood. About to fire up the chainsaw. I'm the manliest nerd in the neighborhood.
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Post by: Mister Pops on 15 February, 2013, 02:48:54 am
You should try chopping firewood with a big ass lumber axe. I've never used a chainsaw, but swinging a big oul axe makes ye feel manly as fuck.
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Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 15 February, 2013, 03:01:36 am
Lazy drokkin' drokkers >:(
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Post by: Lenny_Zero on 15 February, 2013, 04:22:03 am
Oh I've been swinging the axe like a badass. Using the wedges and my 20 lb sledge too.  I've worked my way through 3/4 of a cord.  I still have several tons of oak rounds here though. I also happen to have 2 downed trees, so the chainsaw is being used to make rounds for next years chopping.
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Post by: The Enigmatic Dr X on 15 February, 2013, 07:53:57 am
I've thought of loads of jokes about Oscar Pistorious today, but someone died and I'd sound like a prick.

Best not go there. You wouldn't have a leg to stand on.
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Post by: Frank on 15 February, 2013, 05:43:52 pm
I've thought of loads of jokes about Oscar Pistorious today, but someone died and I'd sound like a prick.

Best not go there. You wouldn't have a leg to stand on.

I see what you did there, Doc. I'm enjoying the efforts of the UK tabloids to find and quote every instance of Pistorious making reference to guns or using vocabulary associated with firearms and/or violence. This Nike ad  (http://static.foxsports.com/content/fscom/img/2013/02/14/021413-OLY-Pistorius-Nike-PI-AM-_20130214120141912_660_320.JPG) is obviously an swaggering act of bravado, in which the scheming paralympian chillingly reveals his intentions years ahead of the commission of the act - before he'd even met his beautiful victim, in fact.
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Post by: Bubba Zebill on 15 February, 2013, 06:03:45 pm
Oh dear god.
http://kotaku.com/5984422/grown-man-turns-living-room-into-enormous-incredible-battle-of-hoth-diorama?utm_source=gizmodo.com&utm_medium=recirculation&utm_campaign=recirculation
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Post by: TordelBack on 15 February, 2013, 07:52:23 pm
Oh dear god.
http://kotaku.com/5984422/grown-man-turns-living-room-into-enormous-incredible-battle-of-hoth-diorama?utm_source=gizmodo.com&utm_medium=recirculation&utm_campaign=recirculation

Restores my faith in humanity, that does.  Particularly the seamless integration of original 80's and post-'95 figures.
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Post by: Bubba Zebill on 15 February, 2013, 08:26:15 pm
I've thought of loads of jokes about Oscar Pistorious today, but someone died and I'd sound like a prick.

Best not go there. You wouldn't have a leg to stand on.

I see what you did there, Doc. I'm enjoying the efforts of the UK tabloids to find and quote every instance of Pistorious making reference to guns or using vocabulary associated with firearms and/or violence. This Nike ad  (http://static.foxsports.com/content/fscom/img/2013/02/14/021413-OLY-Pistorius-Nike-PI-AM-_20130214120141912_660_320.JPG) is obviously an swaggering act of bravado, in which the scheming paralympian chillingly reveals his intentions years ahead of the commission of the act - before he'd even met his beautiful victim, in fact.

Oh dear god 2...Why hold back, Sauchie, with John Cleese leading the way ( with this tweet)? "Oscar’s defence will be that he was absolutely legless at the time." @JohnCleese
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Post by: Bubba Zebill on 15 February, 2013, 08:27:34 pm
Oh dear god.
http://kotaku.com/5984422/grown-man-turns-living-room-into-enormous-incredible-battle-of-hoth-diorama?utm_source=gizmodo.com&utm_medium=recirculation&utm_campaign=recirculation

Restores my faith in humanity, that does.  Particularly the seamless integration of original 80's and post-'95 figures.
...must say I'm only ever for the originals!!! ;)
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Post by: von Boom on 15 February, 2013, 09:03:05 pm
The news that Orson Scott Card is going to write for Superman is a hoax!






The truth is that His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI is retiring to take over the writing duties of Superman.
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Post by: Spikes on 15 February, 2013, 09:04:38 pm
There was a very fine pair on show on Eggheads today.
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Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 15 February, 2013, 09:07:30 pm
Conservatory repaired :thumbsup:
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Post by: vzzbux on 15 February, 2013, 09:17:22 pm
Meteorite my arse. The Ruskies are testing new weapons.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2279020/Russian-meteor-shower-Sonic-boom-caused-meteorite-hurtling-Chebarkul-injures-1-000-people.html?ITO=google_news_rss_feed&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=google_news_rss_feed



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Post by: TordelBack on 15 February, 2013, 11:20:53 pm
How do I reach theesse keeeeeeds.
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Post by: Emp on 15 February, 2013, 11:25:39 pm
How do I reach theesse keeeeeeds.


Sounds like a spanish Jimmy Saville
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Post by: Dandontdare on 16 February, 2013, 11:33:45 am
Edinburgh brought to (more than usual) standstill by Krispy Kreme  :lol: http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/feb/15/krispy-kremes-cause-chaos-edinburgh (http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/feb/15/krispy-kremes-cause-chaos-edinburgh)

I wonder if they offer deep fried doughhnuts?
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Post by: Frank on 16 February, 2013, 12:02:47 pm
Edinburgh brought to (more than usual) standstill by Krispy Kreme  :lol: http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/feb/15/krispy-kremes-cause-chaos-edinburgh (http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/feb/15/krispy-kremes-cause-chaos-edinburgh) I wonder if they offer deep fried doughhnuts?

I was going to do the "is that a donut or a meringue/or am I wrang?" (http://www.eurogamer.net/forum/thread/102514) gag, but that works better for weegies and their mangled vowels than it does for the fur coat and nae knickers brigade of our nation's capital.
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Post by: Spikes on 16 February, 2013, 03:07:30 pm
Edinburgh brought to (more than usual) standstill by Krispy Kreme  :lol: http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/feb/15/krispy-kremes-cause-chaos-edinburgh (http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/feb/15/krispy-kremes-cause-chaos-edinburgh) I wonder if they offer deep fried doughhnuts?

I was going to do the "is that a donut or a meringue/or am I wrang?" (http://www.eurogamer.net/forum/thread/102514) gag, but that works better for weegies and their mangled vowels than it does for the fur coat and nae knickers brigade of our nation's capital.


As i was brought up in a Anglo-Scottish household, it only took a little bit of pondering to work out some of those...

Some braw (is that right?) gags's there though; What did the Siamese twins from Glasgow call their autobiography? Oor
 Wullie.
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Post by: Frank on 16 February, 2013, 03:53:20 pm
As i was brought up in a Anglo-Scottish household, it only took a little bit of pondering to work out some of those ... Some braw (is that right?) gags's there though; What did the Siamese twins from Glasgow call their autobiography? Oor Wullie.

There's only a little over five million of us, Jack, so we'll claim you as one of our own anyway. I don't suppose you can play football, because we'll take absolutely anybody. Kris Commons is as Scottish as an Eccles cake.
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Post by: Spikes on 16 February, 2013, 04:03:28 pm
My blood, in part, takes me back to the Buckie-Portessie conurb.
But as to footie - two left feet, im afraid. So am i in?

Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 16 February, 2013, 06:49:25 pm
My blood, in part, takes me back to the Buckie-Portessie conurb. But as to footie - two left feet, im afraid. So am i in?

You're over-qualified, chief. Lack of talent, age or infirmity; none of these are any barrier to wearing the dark blue jersey. Darren Fletcher is one of the few folk in the country who would actually meet the ludicrously strict criteria by which ATOS determine eligibility for incapacity benefit, and he still gets a game. Davie Weir never scored with his head because his doodlebug training taught him to take cover in an underground station whenever he sensed objects descending rapidly from above.

Buckie makes Sauchie look like Vegas.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 16 February, 2013, 07:40:57 pm
Buckie makes Sauchie look like Vegas.

I always thought it was the collapse of the Scot's Herring market that was the reason why they ALL buggered off...


Id always known about the greater Buckie area, though ive not made the pilgrimage - as yet, but i thought nobody else would have heard of the place.
In my current place of work, it turns out that seven of us - at least, are descended from Buckie stock.


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Post by: Bubba Zebill on 16 February, 2013, 10:33:32 pm
Hey ladies, one pound fish.
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Post by: Hawkmumbler on 16 February, 2013, 11:11:22 pm
Turns out i'm putting weight on for the first time in my life. Oh joy. :(
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Post by: Proudhuff on 18 February, 2013, 01:55:48 pm
Edinburgh brought to (more than usual) standstill by Krispy Kreme  :lol: http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/feb/15/krispy-kremes-cause-chaos-edinburgh (http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/feb/15/krispy-kremes-cause-chaos-edinburgh)

That's the 'M8 Bingo Wing' of the League of Fatties rioting again, this just after The Sauchie Chipshop riot too, wherever next?  :-\

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Post by: Proudhuff on 18 February, 2013, 02:24:23 pm
Neil McKenna, award-winning journalist and author of the acclaimed Secret Life of Oscar Wilde, will be reading from his sensational new book, 'Fanny and Stella: The Young Men Who Shocked Victorian England' - a tale of cross-dressing, cross-examinations and the invention of camp.

had me with the title...
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Post by: Zarjazzer on 18 February, 2013, 06:26:07 pm
Let's hear it for lycanthropy.
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Post by: CrazyFoxMachine on 18 February, 2013, 06:41:42 pm
CD Comics - The Movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkQQ4MLasgs)

*Shudder*
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Post by: Mister Pops on 18 February, 2013, 06:55:21 pm
58008

Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee
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Post by: Bubba Zebill on 18 February, 2013, 07:16:56 pm
Candy, in Django, eats Umpty. It's Umpty!
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Post by: Frank on 18 February, 2013, 07:33:47 pm
CD Comics - The Movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkQQ4MLasgs)

I genuinely believe this is the future. We'll all be making our own Dredd films/Fight Club sequels in a little over a decade.
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Post by: Spikes on 19 February, 2013, 09:39:08 am
Caught Mythbusters for the first time in ages.
Who's this Kari Byron? Dont remember her from before. One for the 'Would you' and 'Underware' threads - if her google images are owt to go by.
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Post by: Link Prime on 19 February, 2013, 11:40:17 am
Your comic creator crush?

A) Sara Pichelli
B) Marjorie Liu
C) Emmanuela Lappachino
D) Rob Liefeld
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Post by: TordelBack on 19 February, 2013, 11:53:09 am
So I offer to set up a business website for my father-in-law, involving all sorts of brain-stretching on my part (Do you know how much web design has changed since the first (and only) website I produced as recently as 1991?  I didn't), and it decides to stop raining for the first time this year, leaving me mournfully staring out the window at blue skies while I jump up and down on the CSS manual for exercise. 

Anyone planning an outdoor wedding, let me know and I'll get right back into developing photographs.
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Post by: I, Cosh on 19 February, 2013, 12:52:03 pm
Your comic creator crush?

A) Sara Pichelli
B) Marjorie Liu
C) Emmanuela Lappachino
D) Rob Liefeld

I assumed Simone Bianchi was a woman for years.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 19 February, 2013, 03:21:09 pm
Anyone planning an outdoor wedding, let me know and I'll get right back into developing photographs.
Incidently it's my cousins stag do this week end. Hope the wether keep's up. :lol:
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Post by: Goaty on 20 February, 2013, 09:06:29 am


He's not the Wookie, he's a very naughty boy!

(http://i.imgur.com/1o0wj0N.jpg)
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Post by: mogzilla on 20 February, 2013, 09:22:11 am


He's not the Wookie, he's a very naughty boy!

(http://i.imgur.com/1o0wj0N.jpg)



CAPTION COMPETITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Hawkmumbler on 20 February, 2013, 10:10:06 am


He's not the Wookie, he's a very naughty boy!

(http://i.imgur.com/1o0wj0N.jpg)


CAPTION COMPETITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"What do you have to say for yourself, young man?!"
"WHAAAAAHHH!"
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Post by: shaolin_monkey on 20 February, 2013, 10:47:22 am


He's not the Wookie, he's a very naughty boy!

(http://i.imgur.com/1o0wj0N.jpg)

'You're not getting a planet of Wookies, you're getting a planet of teddy bears - deal with it!!'


CAPTION COMPETITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 20 February, 2013, 01:41:34 pm
"You didn't get a medal in the last one, you don't get a snog in this one, but you're still not getting a shave in the next one!"
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Post by: Proudhuff on 20 February, 2013, 01:47:00 pm
I told you, Butt crack and sack, now DO IT!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 20 February, 2013, 06:01:13 pm
Popped in at the local shop at dinner, on the off chance they stocked the prog - they didnt.
So i had a quick flick through some of the Lads Mags, before buying me Monster Munch.
Ive never come across Rebecca Crow before now. Very nice.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Link Prime on 20 February, 2013, 06:54:51 pm
Ive never come across Rebecca Crow before now. Very nice.

You're a dirty old man.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 20 February, 2013, 09:31:31 pm
Popped in at the local shop at dinner, on the off chance they stocked the prog - they didnt. So i had a quick flick through some of the Lads Mags, before buying me Monster Munch. Ive never come across Rebecca Crow before now. Very nice.

I like the fucked-up hair colours, but she's got all writing on her (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=rebecca+crow&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=RTI&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=Gj4lUez3EMXP0QXNw4CYDw&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAQ&biw=1142&bih=600#imgrc=_) and that. I wouldn't mind giving her a monster munch, etc, etc ...
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Post by: von Boom on 20 February, 2013, 09:48:48 pm
For all you hungry gits out there

(http://www.gitsfood.com/images/displayimages/aluchanachat.png)
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Post by: Zarjazzer on 20 February, 2013, 09:59:07 pm
looks great von Boom but alas is missing that "Buttonman style" that makes every meal a banquet.

http://forums.2000adonline.com/index.php/topic,37151.0.html
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Post by: von Boom on 20 February, 2013, 10:02:32 pm
No one can compare to Buttoman's style when it comes to food.
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Post by: Frank on 20 February, 2013, 10:14:00 pm
How can it claim to be "100% Vegetarian" when it contains chat (http://www.distinctivelyfrench.com/ekmps/shops/ven48bis/images/-size-large-30cm-x-40cm-size--278-p.jpg)? It's horses all over again.
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Post by: TordelBack on 20 February, 2013, 10:39:38 pm
I now have 'Lorem Ipsum' burnt into my visual cortex.  But on the upside I do now have a Block Name for my Kickstarter Citi-Def.
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Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 21 February, 2013, 03:13:09 am
Jason Kingsley was just on the radio talking about the PS4.
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Post by: Proudhuff on 21 February, 2013, 11:59:57 am
(http://epguides.com/JasonKing/cast.jpg)???
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Post by: Colin YNWA on 21 February, 2013, 12:07:01 pm
When this thread started I thought I had a grip on what it was about.

Now it just confuses me. Is this because

1. I'm old and don't understand what you (ahem) young folk get up to anymore.

2. Its a secret and if I don't know I'm not in on it.

3. It really is just a random series of stuff that doesn't belong anywhere else and I'm looking for meaning a little too much.

HELP ME!
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Post by: Dandontdare on 21 February, 2013, 12:17:08 pm
3

but 1 is probably also true, and we're not telling you about 2.
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Post by: Spikes on 21 February, 2013, 05:51:37 pm
My bank.....
Grrrrr!  >:(
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: shaolin_monkey on 21 February, 2013, 05:59:53 pm


3. It really is just a random series of stuff that doesn't belong anywhere else and I'm looking for meaning a little too much.

HELP ME!

The thread was original an observation/complaint about other threads going completely off topic.  As a result, everyone has since humourously posted random stuff that has nothing to do with thread jacking. 

Talking off which, Heinz Big Soup Minted Lamb Hotpot is lush!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 21 February, 2013, 08:32:32 pm


3. It really is just a random series of stuff that doesn't belong anywhere else and I'm looking for meaning a little too much.

HELP ME!

The thread was original an observation/complaint about other threads going completely off topic.  As a result, everyone has since humourously posted random stuff that has nothing to do with thread jacking. 

Talking off which, Heinz Big Soup Minted Lamb Hotpot is lush!
The pea and ham...fae a chicken?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 22 February, 2013, 08:26:39 am
I just stubbed my toe. Fecking sink, how long has that been there?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 22 February, 2013, 09:03:33 am
I just stubbed my toe. Fecking sink, how long has that been there?

I did that. Yesterday I walked in to the studio with a coffee and slammed my toe off a table leg. I am determined to emit no sound in these situations and allow only an agonising silence.

Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 22 February, 2013, 09:11:46 am
Thanks a bunch, Colin - you've completely derailed a perfectly good thread. 
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Colin YNWA on 22 February, 2013, 09:13:00 am
Thanks a bunch, Colin - you've completely derailed a perfectly good thread.

Wayhey so I've brought it back on topic then!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 22 February, 2013, 09:25:36 am
Thanks a bunch, Colin - you've completely derailed a perfectly good thread.

Wayhey so I've brought it back on topic then!

And that is why you fail.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Colin YNWA on 22 February, 2013, 09:26:52 am
Oh yeah...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 22 February, 2013, 10:17:00 am
Why can't anythread stay on topic here?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 22 February, 2013, 10:22:09 am
(http://i.imgur.com/A77UMOj.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 22 February, 2013, 12:21:30 pm
Why can't anythread stay on topic here?

And again!!!....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksxdrMPUAwk
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: darnmarr on 22 February, 2013, 08:22:37 pm

The pea and ham...fae a chicken?
Noo that's clever!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 22 February, 2013, 08:26:04 pm
People don't know what the different between artists (song) and real artists(illustrations)!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 22 February, 2013, 08:31:58 pm
If this thread goes off topic again, I'm locking it. Thin ice, people, thin ice...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 22 February, 2013, 09:30:13 pm
Castles. Pretty black castles.





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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 23 February, 2013, 03:40:44 pm

The pea and ham...fae a chicken?
Noo that's clever!

I could have sworn the eye of your avatar moved...there it goes again.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 23 February, 2013, 03:41:42 pm
Question is, will Threadjacking get a sequel?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 23 February, 2013, 06:26:02 pm
Only if more American boarders post in here.

Anyway the mighty Mariners are off to Wembley, which means im off to that there London soon. 
(Shame it wasnt this weekend though, could have popped in to see Mr Wagner and that, at the LSCC)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 23 February, 2013, 07:31:39 pm
Has Shark been about lately? I fear something sinister may have happened to him, possibly involving unmarked black helicopters.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: darnmarr on 23 February, 2013, 10:58:43 pm

The pea and ham...fae a chicken?
Noo that's clever!

I could have sworn the eye of your avatar moved...there it goes again.


I have been waiting so very very long for anyone to notice that.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 25 February, 2013, 08:54:49 am
"Yes!" still sleepy. Nadet Nadechworld (wiki not moat nadet pastry) from FB: DONT Magazine. (Translated by Bing)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 25 February, 2013, 09:00:01 am
Got a spot on my ear lobe. I must share my pain.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 25 February, 2013, 09:31:50 am
It's such a gorgeous morning, it'd be a criminal waste to go to the gym.

See also: "It's such a foul morning..", "it's such a gorgeous evening...", "it's such a clear night..." etc.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 25 February, 2013, 10:02:58 am
If a horse with a toothy anus face was chasing me, I'd be running too, Tweak, believe me.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Tiplodocus on 25 February, 2013, 12:41:05 pm
I disagree with your opininon.

But I don't think you'll pay attention unless I personally insult you or describe the thing you like as terrible rubbish.

The word "terrible" may be replaced by a stronger, more offensive adjective or intensifier.
The word "rubbish" may be replaced by a more offensive noun.

Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Tiplodocus on 25 February, 2013, 12:42:32 pm
And I may make some more passive/aggresive posts shortly.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 25 February, 2013, 02:01:50 pm
I know who you are  :o
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 25 February, 2013, 03:33:06 pm
And I may make some more passive/aggresive posts shortly.

Well I sincerely hope you have fun with that
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 25 February, 2013, 04:25:20 pm
And I may make some more passive/aggresive posts shortly.

Well I sincerely hope you have fun with that
yeah you and whose army?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 25 February, 2013, 05:14:02 pm
What do you mean, 'what's wrong'?  Nothing's wrong.  Why would anything be wrong?

Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 25 February, 2013, 05:30:49 pm
Never like Morecambe and Wise, really. Thought they were pants.
The Two Ronnies, on the other hand, were brilliant.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 25 February, 2013, 08:06:15 pm
Never like Morecambe and Wise, really. Thought they were pants.
The Two Ronnies, on the other hand, were brilliant.
Love them both equaly, but The Two Ronnies have always had the greater impact on me.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 25 February, 2013, 08:17:47 pm
Ah, Threadjacking, we meet again.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 25 February, 2013, 08:18:35 pm
That was fun :D
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 25 February, 2013, 09:07:22 pm
According to today's Daily Record, otter penises are getting smaller. The report states that this will have dire consequences for the sex life of all Scots.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 25 February, 2013, 09:18:58 pm
This raises many questions.

First off, since when have Scots been stereotyped as having a sex life involving otter cocks?

Secondly, what were they trying to learn when they embarked on a long term record of the length of otter cocks? Or did they just decide to measure every bit on the otters over several generations to see what sort of interesting graphs they could cobble together?

Thirdly, why should this be so? Is there an advantage to having a small cock (if you're an otter) that is favoured by national selection?

Finally, could the otter's penis disappear completely in the future?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 25 February, 2013, 09:21:49 pm
Is it often cold in Scotland?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 25 February, 2013, 09:41:53 pm
This raises many questions. First off, since when have Scots been stereotyped as having a sex life involving otter cocks?

Secondly, what were they trying to learn when they embarked on a long term record of the length of otter cocks? Or did they just decide to measure every bit on the otters over several generations to see what sort of interesting graphs they could cobble together?

Thirdly, why should this be so? Is there an advantage to having a small cock (if you're an otter) that is favoured by national selection? Finally, could the otter's penis disappear completely in the future?

I think they might just have interviewed the girlfriends of otters. This anecdotal approach is fraught with difficulty, since I find that girls' estimation of the size and satisfactoriness of one's cock varies quite markedly according to whether one is still going out with them or not.

Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 25 February, 2013, 09:48:07 pm
"We Saw Your Boobs" song is very catchy...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 26 February, 2013, 08:26:41 am
According to today's Daily Record, otter penises are getting smaller. The report states that this will have dire consequences for the sex life of all Scots.

That's a typo, Sauchie, they mean 'other penises', so nothing to worry about.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: darnmarr on 26 February, 2013, 01:03:26 pm
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dtArdiGu7xE/TTZeWnsATFI/AAAAAAAAAmU/eUH1gmUWFNM/s400/livesofoders.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 26 February, 2013, 01:14:40 pm
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dtArdiGu7xE/TTZeWnsATFI/AAAAAAAAAmU/eUH1gmUWFNM/s400/livesofoders.jpg)
It's a dam lie and I can prove it.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 26 February, 2013, 10:23:14 pm
(http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff200/vzzbuxblx/GayDredd_zpsf024b7b8.jpg)




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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 27 February, 2013, 07:40:48 pm
Bring back the Natural purple carrot instead of the genetically modified orange trash we are used to.
(http://nutiva.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/purple-carrots.jpg)




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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Tombo on 27 February, 2013, 07:45:08 pm
I went to a trade show years ago when I was a landscape gardener and there was a stand there with a group of people from the Netherlands selling seeds and seedlings of loads of different old world strains of carrots in all sorts of colours, most of which had been extinct in Britain for centuries. They said they could hardly keep up with the orders from smallholders and garden centres, I guess the big super markets were too scared to invest in something so "weird".
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: darnmarr on 27 February, 2013, 07:47:25 pm
A Cockatoo & Caribou,
 both knew their bills were overdue,
 The gas, the 'lectric, broadband too,
 and as they owed a bob or two,
 and knew the inland revenue,
 would take what wealth they might accrue.

 They cried into the night "Fcuk You!"
 And caring not, who might pursue,
 They bid the world they knew 'adieu'
 and headed for a rendevous,
 They'd made with Dave, a kangaroo,
 who met them on the Avenue,
 and who; ( were you to ask him to,)
 Could get you 'stuff'; pre-owned or new,
 like shoes, or trews, a used Kazoo
 with none of your hulabaloo.
 (For Dave respected no taboo,
 and he had 'contacts' at the Zoo)

 Dave brought them to a fine canoe,
 he'd made with bamboo shoots and glue.
"This boat, I think, should do for you,
-It's brand-new and it fits just two"
said Dave, ... "Thank's Dave: Merci Boucoup"
They both replied, and then set-to,

and so without further ado...

The Caribou and Cockatoo,
sailed out upon the ocean blue,
they rowed and rowed and rowed anew
in search of their own Xanadu.

With much to eat, but naught to do.
The Caribou just grew and grew,
Soon Caribu wore a Mumuu.
and even that, he soon outgrew.
(The Menu WAS chocolate fondue).

Their plans were, soon to go, askew,
For who should come upon them, who?
But pirates! Yes! a scrurvy crew!
A Captain and his retinue,
This was indeed some "how d'ye do"

"Avast ye swabs!" said Pirate Hugh
the Captain who has hitherto,
remained un-named (but that's now through,
his name was Hugh, it's true: who knew?)
" I know what we shall do with you!
We'll chop your muscle and sinew
and make a tasty Barbecue!
and when there's nothing left to chew,
We'll keep the bones and residue
& make a stock , to imbue Stew,
with flavour," "Sir, I must poo-poo
suggestions of this nature, who,
would contemplate such action, who?"
said Caribou, but Captain Hugh,
proved not so easy to subdue:

"I'll hear none of that guff from you!-
I'll boil you down into a goo,
and sell you as a cure for flu'
or as a new type of Shampoo!"

"What both of us?" cried Caribou.
"Why no!" said Hugh "I mean just you!
I made a deal with Cockatoo."

It's shocking to relate but true

and at that moment off she flew,
with all the money they'd withdrew.

So just in case you misconstrue,
The moral of this brief revue,

I'll spell it out right here for you:

A bird might hang around when the money's gone, but I wouldn't rely on it.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Richmond Clements on 27 February, 2013, 08:40:13 pm
(http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff200/vzzbuxblx/GayDredd_zpsf024b7b8.jpg)




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Cross-bar 'I' = fail.

Wait here, and Mr J Campbell will be along shortly to berate you.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 27 February, 2013, 09:00:50 pm
I finally figured it out...that kiss at the end, between Stallone and 'Hershey'...it's actually the film Cal was casting about Dredd....that explains everything.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 27 February, 2013, 09:35:52 pm
Bring back the Natural purple carrot instead of the genetically modified orange trash we are used to.

It was the Dutch who interbred the carrot to emphasise the orange pigment, for religious and political reasons. Following the reformation, Protestants have made much of the weirder aspects of the behaviour and beliefs encouraged by the Catholic church. As far as I know though, the Pope has never attempted to use root vegetables as an instrument of propaganda.

Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: darnmarr on 27 February, 2013, 09:40:02 pm
I shudder to think what the Catholic hierarchy might use a root vegetable as an instrument for...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 27 February, 2013, 09:57:06 pm
Sorry Rich. I only have compupic to do my speech bubbles and comic sans is all they have font wise.




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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Professor Bear on 27 February, 2013, 10:35:39 pm
(http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff200/vzzbuxblx/GayDredd_zpsf024b7b8.jpg)




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Cross-bar 'I' = fail.

Wait here, and Mr J Campbell will be along shortly to berate you.

You have not been paying attention, Richmond - the crossbar 'I' is upper case, and comics lettering is presented in upper case when shouting or raising voices as seen in the photo - leaving aside context-specific exemptions like the font Todd Klein uses for the character Morpheus in Sandman, only Ultimate Marvel do lower case as standard as a deliberate stylistic choice.

Jim will likely shout at someone anyway, though - tell him Sisters of Mercy were rubbish or something, that'll get his blood up.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 28 February, 2013, 07:44:11 am
(http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff200/vzzbuxblx/GayDredd_zpsf024b7b8.jpg)




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Cross-bar 'I' = fail.

Wait here, and Mr J Campbell will be along shortly to berate you.


Very handy wee specular light reference...that photy, oh yes.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Satanist on 28 February, 2013, 07:19:18 pm
Bloke I sit next to at works fave Bond film is Moonraker. WTF!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 28 February, 2013, 07:48:52 pm
I like Moonraker. Good fun.
Ive never really liked The Beatles. (Music nazis would have you believe that people only say that to shock..  ::) )
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 01 March, 2013, 08:22:39 am
Music nazis would have you believe that people only say that to shock..  ::)

Especially if no one asked you what you think of the Beatles in the first place
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 01 March, 2013, 08:36:23 am
Pneumatic drills!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 01 March, 2013, 09:01:39 am
Disney Princess Stories.  I swear to Christ, if I hear the phrase 'inner beauty' once more...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: judda fett on 01 March, 2013, 09:13:13 am
When 914 posts you reach, look this good you will not.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 01 March, 2013, 09:13:48 am
...But wait!  Unable to handle any more, I forced a change of channel, and got to hear Tom Waits singing a duet with Tom Kenny on Spongebob.  Heaven.  And all thanks to the utter vileness of Princess Stories...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 01 March, 2013, 09:46:40 am
When 914 posts you reach, look this good you will not.

Oil of Yoday, I mean Yoda, I mean Ulay?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 01 March, 2013, 04:19:10 pm
Music nazis would have you believe that people only say that to shock..  ::)

Especially if no one asked you what you think of the Beatles in the first place

John Lennon was murdered on my birthday. True that.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 01 March, 2013, 06:04:19 pm
Tom Kenny. The man of a thousand voices.




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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 01 March, 2013, 10:51:16 pm
It may be the smallest post office in Britain, and regional library, but... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRSAn0HAvYc
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 01 March, 2013, 10:58:25 pm
The library where I more-or-less lived as a nipper has reopened after a complete rebuild taking a year or so, which had involved total demolition and its holdings dispersed across the rest of the county.  I visited it shortly after the re-opening, and was greeted by an incredible sight: complete runs of books.  As no-one had had a chance to take anything out, or to bugger-up the shelving order, you literally had complete series, with matching spines, on every side.  Complete runs of 20th Century Boys, of Oldboy, CJ Sansom's Shardlake, Stephen Baxter's many series, A Song of Ice and Fire, Banks' Culture, on and on and on, things I have spent years reserving and poaching and inter-library-loaning to get in order, all laid out like some platonic book buffet.  They even had computer manuals for programs that people still use.

And I only had 10 slots on my card.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 02 March, 2013, 11:45:55 am
The library where I more-or-less lived as a nipper has reopened after a complete rebuild taking a year or so, which had involved total demolition and its holdings dispersed across the rest of the county.  I visited it shortly after the re-opening, and was greeted by an incredible sight: complete runs of books.  As no-one had had a chance to take anything out, or to bugger-up the shelving order, you literally had complete series, with matching spines, on every side.  Complete runs of 20th Century Boys, of Oldboy, CJ Sansom's Shardlake, Stephen Baxter's many series, A Song of Ice and Fire, Banks' Culture, on and on and on, things I have spent years reserving and poaching and inter-library-loaning to get in order, all laid out like some platonic book buffet.  They even had computer manuals for programs that people still use.

And I only had 10 slots on my card.

I love libraries...
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: judda fett on 04 March, 2013, 09:19:05 pm
I just watched this illuminati symbol heavy rap video-

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BysVzAnR9MY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Then I looked up at the time and it was 9:11pm, and then I glanced at the tv which was on mute and saw an arrow hit a piece of fruit which exploded. What does this mean?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 04 March, 2013, 09:29:03 pm
I just watched this illuminati symbol heavy rap video-

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BysVzAnR9MY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Then I looked up at the time and it was 9:11pm, and then I glanced at the tv which was on mute and saw an arrow hit a piece of fruit which exploded. What does this mean?

You've discovered a subtext to A$AP ROCKY! Great tunes, but I'm surprised they operate on even one level, never mind two.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: judda fett on 04 March, 2013, 09:39:47 pm
I just watched this illuminati symbol heavy rap video-

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BysVzAnR9MY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Then I looked up at the time and it was 9:11pm, and then I glanced at the tv which was on mute and saw an arrow hit a piece of fruit which exploded. What does this mean?

You've discovered a subtext to A$AP ROCKY! Great tunes, but I'm surprised they operate on even one level, never mind two.

Yeah it certainly caught me off guard. They seem to like the colour purple and now the masons. Can't stop listening to it.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 05 March, 2013, 08:37:41 am
How does one floss those, A$AP?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 05 March, 2013, 04:28:43 pm
Its been proper foggy today.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 05 March, 2013, 04:46:15 pm
HOW IS IT THAT PEOPLE WITH SMALL FEET DON'T FALL OVER? HMMM?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 05 March, 2013, 04:47:20 pm
HOW IS IT THAT PEOPLE WITH SMALL FEET DON'T FALL OVER? HMMM?
(http://static3.fjcdn.com/comments/Because+Science+dumbass+_2ee2b98c320d43ad1b570c60edc86a20.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: darnmarr on 05 March, 2013, 05:13:04 pm
HOW IS IT THAT PEOPLE WITH SMALL FEET DON'T FALL OVER? HMMM?
It can only be that their heads are filled entirely with Helium, and this is what keeps them upright.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 05 March, 2013, 09:14:02 pm
HOW IS IT THAT PEOPLE WITH SMALL FEET DON'T FALL OVER? HMMM?
It can only be that their heads are filled entirely with Helium, and this is what keeps them upright.

That's ridiculous, the balance is in the ears, as long as they are the same size, otherwise you fall on the side of the heavier or more bulbous ear.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 05 March, 2013, 09:29:16 pm
One of my knackers is bigger than the other but that doesn't effect my balance. Maybe it's my third knacker that couter balances it.




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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 05 March, 2013, 09:32:09 pm
Aye, Newtons cradle, they call it that on the ward...or so I'm told
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 05 March, 2013, 09:32:58 pm
So what about big boobies - do they have an effect?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 05 March, 2013, 10:03:41 pm
So what about big boobies - do they have an effect?

On me, yes.

Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 05 March, 2013, 10:32:42 pm
Moaning Man United fans. Your out deal with it. If the incident with the red card went the other way and the ref didn't give it you would all be crying Red Card.





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Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 05 March, 2013, 11:17:34 pm
So what about big boobies - do they have an effect?

On me, yes.
I didn't think funny was allowed on this thread. I'm writing a letter of complaint and will speak to the vicar.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mister Pops on 06 March, 2013, 01:06:51 am
Now that same-sex marriage is legal, is there etiquette concerning who proposes to whom? In straight marriage it's traditionally the man who buys the ring and proposes to the woman, but how does it work when the couple is comprised of either two men or two women?

Forgive me if that sounds fierce ignorant, but I only ask to try and remedy my ignorance.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: darnmarr on 06 March, 2013, 02:55:28 am
Now that same-sex marriage is legal, is there etiquette concerning who proposes to whom? In straight marriage it's traditionally the man who buys the ring and proposes to the woman, but how does it work when the couple is comprised of either two men or two women?

Forgive me if that sounds fierce ignorant, but I only ask to try and remedy my ignorance.

That is indeed tradition; but not one I'm crazy about, to be honest; it comes from the-chaps-calling-all-the-shots' days; I spose it's quaint in its own way, but me own notion is that it's probably better (even if it seems less rose-mantic) to properly talk about this stuff together like grown-ups.

 As for all gender combinations being equal under the law, the new folks at the table will probably just work out their own traditions, one couple at a time. For male gayers it will be a man doin' the askin'; for the lezzer-beanz, it'll be a woman. Apologies if that sounds facetious... I'm coming from a place of ignorance meself, but I watched 'Albert Nobbs'* last night and suddenly this whole issue seemed very straightforward to me.
*Informative, (on this issue)- but not actually a very  good film in its own right.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 06 March, 2013, 10:54:00 am
HOW IS IT THAT PEOPLE WITH SMALL FEET DON'T FALL OVER? HMMM?
It can only be that their heads are filled entirely with Helium, and this is what keeps them upright.

That's ridiculous, the balance is in the ears, as long as they are the same size, otherwise you fall on the side of the heavier or more bulbous ear.

yeah? explain this:

(http://www.biography.com/imported/images/Biography/Images/Galleries/Kirk%20Douglas/kirk-douglas-10-sized.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: darnmarr on 06 March, 2013, 10:59:51 am
Ummm.... there's tiny weights in the brim of that hat?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Proudhuff on 06 March, 2013, 11:04:03 am
Ummm.... there's tiny weights in the brim of that hat?

okay you got me there, how about this then?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2f/Bloemencorso_zundert_helptelkander_2008.jpg/800px-Bloemencorso_zundert_helptelkander_2008.jpg)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 06 March, 2013, 01:12:17 pm
Ummm.... there's tiny weights in the brim of that hat?
Exactly, the hat was lead lined, arty types all know this.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 06 March, 2013, 01:13:54 pm
Ummm.... there's tiny weights in the brim of that hat?

okay you got me there, how about this then?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2f/Bloemencorso_zundert_helptelkander_2008.jpg/800px-Bloemencorso_zundert_helptelkander_2008.jpg)

One hell of a town.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Spikes on 06 March, 2013, 06:13:10 pm
Ummm.... there's tiny weights in the brim of that hat?
Exactly, the hat was lead lined, arty types all know this.

But it was the lead that sent him barmy.
Heck of a price to pay, just to remain upright.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Frank on 06 March, 2013, 06:27:25 pm
Ummm.... there's tiny weights in the brim of that hat?

Exactly, the hat was lead lined, arty types all know this.

But it was the lead that sent him barmy. Heck of a price to pay, just to remain upright.

The price of a mad man's hat is 10s/6d (http://www.kafejo.com/holidays/img/hatter.gif).
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 06 March, 2013, 08:03:26 pm
Ummm.... there's tiny weights in the brim of that hat?

Exactly, the hat was lead lined, arty types all know this.

But it was the lead that sent him barmy. Heck of a price to pay, just to remain upright.

The price of a mad man's hat is 10s/6d (http://www.kafejo.com/holidays/img/hatter.gif).
The evidence is there in the picture, Kirk Douglas was most famously portrayed by that great lead actor Van Goatie Beard.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: vzzbux on 06 March, 2013, 08:07:44 pm
(http://images.cryhavok.org/d/13557-1/Threadjack.jpg)




V
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: von Boom on 06 March, 2013, 08:44:35 pm
(http://images.cryhavok.org/d/13557-1/Threadjack.jpg)
V

I've been waiting for this to happen. This board never disappoints.

:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 07 March, 2013, 09:44:40 pm
I want one.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Link Prime on 07 March, 2013, 09:46:47 pm
I want one.

You are one!  ;)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 08 March, 2013, 06:46:51 am
I am!...how liberating!!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 08 March, 2013, 08:13:31 am
Happy international womens day! I hope feminists world over realise how hypocritical and sexist the existence of such an event is in light of there liberal and whole condisending views. ::)
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Mikey on 08 March, 2013, 09:32:11 am
Some people just don't get the point, do they?

M.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 08 March, 2013, 10:00:38 am
Goodness, how dare half the population claim a single day to reflect on the particulars of their slice of humanity.  Sure that only leaves the rest of us the other 364 to treat them like slaves, ornaments or figures of fun.

Ev'ry day's an 'oliday wiv testicles!
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Goaty on 08 March, 2013, 10:17:52 am


What are you all talking about?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 08 March, 2013, 10:48:44 am
I just find the existence of gender specific celibrations defeats the point of gender equality. It's utter hypocrisy.  :lol:
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Bubba Zebill on 08 March, 2013, 10:52:21 am
I just find the existence of gender specific celibrations defeats the point of gender equality. It's utter hypocrisy.  :lol:

True, 'celebations' only.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 08 March, 2013, 10:54:45 am
I just find the existence of gender specific celibrations defeats the point of gender equality. It's utter hypocrisy.  :lol:

True, 'celebations' only.
Edit button, where has thou gone?
Title: Re: Threadjacking!
Post by: TordelBack on 08 March, 2013, 11:05:10 am
I just find the existence of gender specific celibrations defeats the point of gender equality. It's utter hypocrisy.  :lol:

And when gender equality is achieved, and women at a global level have escaped their sub-human status, you'll be absolutely right and I'll join you in laughing at the stupidity of it all.
Title: Re: Threadjacking!