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: Life is Sorta'... Er, I'm Not Actually Sure...
: The Legendary Shark 24 December, 2015, 06:02:39 PM
I just got a Christmas kiss on both cheeks*.
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I just got a Christmas kiss on both cheeks from an Italian.
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I just got a Christmas kiss on both cheeks from an Italian man.
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Does this mean I'm turning European?
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*Face cheeks, you wicked lot.
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: Grugz 24 December, 2015, 06:33:53 PM
nope,just gay... ;)
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: TordelBack 24 December, 2015, 06:40:32 PM
Straight, bi or gay is old hat, it's all about the pan-sexual*  now.

Y'know, a kiss on the cheek may be quite continental, but tactical thermonuclear weaponry is a guy's best friend.


*can't beat a good fry.
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: Hawkmumbler 24 December, 2015, 06:45:40 PM
Welcome to the bi club, we have T-shirts.
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: Something Fishy 24 December, 2015, 07:13:55 PM
We're into realms the fish can't advise on at all now.  I have no idea how all this stuff works.

You are what you are my sharky friend.
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: Tjm86 24 December, 2015, 07:18:31 PM

Does this mean I'm turning European?


Or turning Japanese, at least I think so.
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: Minkyboy 24 December, 2015, 07:30:17 PM

Y'know, a kiss on the cheek may be quite continental, but tactical thermonuclear weaponry is a guy's best friend.


S'right
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: Grugz 24 December, 2015, 08:08:28 PM
Welcome to the bi club, we have T-shirts.
one size fits all?
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: JayzusB.Christ 24 December, 2015, 08:40:24 PM
nope,just gay... ;)

Same thing.
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: The Legendary Shark 24 December, 2015, 11:04:25 PM
I used to be gay but I had to give it up after my knees went.
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Thanks guys. I was just taken aback by the fact that a grown man kissed me, twice, and I didn't feel the urge to punch him in the face. I didn't feel the urge to kiss him back, either.
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Great. Now I have something else to worry about :(
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: von Boom 25 December, 2015, 11:01:23 AM
In Holland it's three times!