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Messages - Gonk

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Off Topic / Re: The Political Thread
« on: 30 October, 2012, 10:43:53 pm »

Like wanking, they lead to greater evils. Also, how about a moratorium on posts that start with phrases such as What you don't seem to understand ..., or You obviously aren't aware that ... It's safe to assume that, like you, everyone else has read a couple of books and takes a look at the papers every now and then.

Maybe we should try to be a little less blase over the ability to be able to read books and newspapers; after all, in some countries and/or certain periods of history, this seemingly innocent pastime would have got you locked up in prison or worse.
Having said that though, I believe anyone with a set of Gary Glitter albums ought to be locked up or worse.

....better say something vaguely political....er..it's obvious that the current brand of political choices available in the west are entirely hegemonic in character, in the Gramanscian sense of the word, and that everyone really knows that true power belongs to the faceless,monolithic corporations that control the media and consumer utilities...um..blah blah...er..something else about the Arabs and the Jews and American demand for oil..


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Off Topic / Re: The Political Thread
« on: 30 October, 2012, 12:31:59 pm »
And I'm not exaggerating here....I personally know someone who had a forum with some lesbian transvestites after seeing a clip on YouTube from a swingers club.

Do you know anyone who did their best to sound like an arsehole on the internet?  If so, seek them out, they may have some advice you will find useful.

That's shocking, you used the word arse. You should be penalised... Although you sound like you may have been penalised more than once.


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Music / Re: What's everyone listening to...?
« on: 25 October, 2012, 04:56:13 pm »

Today I'm mainly listening to the Four Seasons. This is so well known, thanks a lot to Nigel Kennedy I guess for us. This music is just very, very sensuous...to employ a really worn out cliche in trying to describe this masterpiece. But it's the first thing that comes to mind on hearing it, and one never tires of playing it on the stereo. The more familiar you become with this music, you wonder how someone could create music like this circa 300 years ago.


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Off Topic / Re: Stuff you really should love, but just don't...
« on: 24 October, 2012, 06:14:39 pm »

Bob Marley may be dead, but he isn't buried...

...every time they try to close the coffin, the lid keeps Jammin'.


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Off Topic / Re: Stuff you really should love, but just don't...
« on: 22 October, 2012, 08:53:08 pm »
(Jimmy Saville voice)...

"er..er..er..er..er.. rattle, rattle, jewelery, jewelery...er..er..er...er... now then, now then, er..er.. calm down boys and girls"


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Off Topic / Re: Stuff you really should love, but just don't...
« on: 22 October, 2012, 05:09:27 pm »

Is she married?


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Off Topic / Re: Stuff you really should love, but just don't...
« on: 22 October, 2012, 03:48:15 pm »

Don't be so bitter about it. A generalisation, nothing specific, nothing personal. Speaking from MY OWN experience, ladies do not generally like to talk to men about sci-fi films and rock groups. Try it in a pub and see how the conversation goes.

I find it's better to be a cunt than a wanker though, cheers Mudcrab.


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Off Topic / Re: Stuff you really should love, but just don't...
« on: 22 October, 2012, 12:35:52 pm »
I can't believe that no one has responded to this thread with the classic line of.....
The wife.
 :)

They don't seem like the kind of guys who'd be interesting to the opposite sex, so maybe not very many of them have wives. I'm just guessing mind you, and going by the subject of the posts. From experience, ladies don't usually enjoy talking about Star Wars and Bob Dylan for days on end, but I am only generalising here, and do not want to sound like I'm in any way discriminating against the opposite sex...or any one for that matter....apart from Tories. :lol:


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Off Topic / Re: The Political Thread
« on: 21 October, 2012, 08:50:07 pm »

Golly! That's unfair isn't it. I don't think I'll use ebay ever again because of that.

I bet David Cameron and Ed Milliband will be very angry when they find out about this.


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Off Topic / Re: The Political Thread
« on: 21 October, 2012, 06:06:43 pm »
You need to chill out mate. Have a smoke on a joiint to calm yourself down! This level of hysteria could encourage a witch hunt against alcoholics. Some misguided idiot could come on this forum and read your last post, then walking through the park on his way home beat up the nearest tramp he sees lying on the park bench drinking a bottle of meths, because he felt it a threat to his country's morals and code of conduct...BECAUSE OF YOUR LAST POST!


And I'm not exaggerating here....I personally know someone who had a forum with some lesbian transvestites after seeing a clip on YouTube from a swingers club. You see! Too much self indulgence invariably leads onto rampant moral degeneracy. If he'd restricted himself to just a spit roasting, he could still be here to tell you in his own words how awful life is to oversexed drug addicts.




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Off Topic / Re: The Political Thread
« on: 21 October, 2012, 10:31:44 am »

...Pot smoker one day, crack head the next...

I know this to be the case after watching "Reefer Madness" on channel 4 years ago.

Joe's right...I'm always asking for a pay rise but never get given any. It's enough to drive a guy to drink.

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Off Topic / Re: The Political Thread
« on: 20 October, 2012, 11:38:42 pm »

This is my point it will turn the clock back circa 235 years... as soon as you legalise weed, the next person starts shouting for his human righs too..."The govt. have legalised pot! What about us other so-called criminals? Now legalise crack for me!"

As I've said... once you go down that route you'll have every pervo in the country clammering for equal rights.... "What do you mean I'm not allowed to shag my sister?" We'd be better off going back to living in caves.

Look at "sir" Jimmy Saville for crissakes.

Sorry to bore you folks with crap facts on a friday night, when you're probably all too stoned to focus your eyes on these words...let alone reply articulately to them. Mmmnnnnmm.


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Off Topic / Re: The Political Thread
« on: 20 October, 2012, 04:59:45 pm »

Once you legalise dope you go down the road of legalising smack and coke, followed by prostitution. Where does it end up? Slave ownership?

 I don't think we need to be locking up dope fiends though...unless they vote Tory of course.


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Off Topic / Re: Stuff you really should love, but just don't...
« on: 20 October, 2012, 04:47:41 pm »
Dave, Ed and Nick...nnnnn done that on the other thread.


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Off Topic / Re: Threadjacking!
« on: 20 October, 2012, 04:41:41 pm »

...wasn't he later arrested by the police for arse-ing around?


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