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« on: 25 January, 2006, 04:15:08 PM »
1 You fall asleep in the Underground station & miss the last tube. You wake to find the gates have been locked & there is no way out. To make matters worse (or more interesting) there is a mysterious killer somewhere in the underground system. What do you do?
2 You are a simple orphaned farm-hand living & working for your aunt & uncle when you intercept a distress call from a foreign princess. You have no previous experience in heroiscism. What do you do?
3 You are an 80?s teenager and have accidentally caused your parents to split up ? 30 years ago, after travelling backwards through time. Your mother now has got the hots for you and you are in danger of ceasing to exist. What do you do?
4 You?re a nerdy school kid who has been bitten by a genetically modified super-spider and are now coping with a very unexpected version of puberty. The girl of your dreams has told you that she loves you, but you know that if you went out with her that it would put her in constant danger, unless you gave up the superheroiscism. What do you do?
5 You have been incarcerated in a mental institution because no one else believes you when you say that the world as we know it will end in August 1997. Meanwhile a robot from the future is trying to assassinate your son.
What do you do?
6 You are a teenager who has been sucked into reruns of your favourite 50?s telly show. Inside everything is perfect, albeit in black & white, but you cannot leave the town limits. You only have one chance to return to the real world. What do you do?
7 You are the mayor of a small island community which relies on tourism & fishing for its economy. After a few shark attacks the chief of police demands the beaches to be closed. What do you do?
8 You are on a scientific expedition and believe you have found the remains of a completely new bipedal life form. One of it?s still living relatives kidnaps your girlfriend. What do you do?
9 You are a singing young Puerto Rican woman who has fallen in love with a singing American man from your rivals? all-singing-all-dancing gang. He accidentally kills your brother in a gang-fight. What do you sing?
10 As part of a government scheme to deal with ?the youth problem?, your class has been selected to take part in a death match. You?ve been given one weapon each of varying usefulness and you are expected to fight until there is only one of you left. What do you do?
11 Nazis have occupied your country and you are a known nationalist. You have been offered a position of power with the German Navy, but to accept it would go against your principles and you would have to be separated from your new singing ex-nun wife and your seven singing children. What do you sing?
12 The dead have risen from the graves and are intent on eating the flesh of the living. You and a group of people made up from a diverse cross-section of society are taking refuge in an old house. Some have taken to hiding in the cellar. What do you do?
13 You are a TV weatherman forced to live the same day over and over and over and over again. That day involves Andie McDowell. Sorry.
What do you do?
14 After being the only survivor in a nasty train crash, you discover that you have never been ill or injured in your life. You also realise that there is no limit to the amount of weights you can bench press. What do you do?
15 You are a na?ve singing teenaged girl who has just started at a new high school, after spending a wonderful summer holiday with a singing boyfriend. Upon reaching the school, you find out that the boy isn?t as sweet as he seemed over the summer, as he has a reputation of cool to uphold. What do you sing?
16 You have inherited some gold jewellery. An old man and his friends want to have it sent halfway across the continent to throw it away. Doing so might just save the world from a tyrannical dictator. What do you do?
17 You?ve just lost your steel worker job when they closed the plant. You?ve got a son to provide for and your dignity to keep. One of your ex-colleagues suggests that there?s money to be made imitating the Chippendales strip routine.
What do you do?
18 You are an internationally known & critically acclaimed film director who is attempting to adapt a film version of the 1605 book ?Don Quixote? by Miguel de Cervantes. Your lead actor becomes ill during shooting and has to leave to go to hospital for an operation ? when he returns he will not be fit to ride a horse. On top of this, the weather turns to storms and the funding is fast running out.
What do you do?