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Film & TV / Re: Judge Dredd: Mega-City One - TV show announced!
« on: 25 June, 2017, 12:38:55 pm »
I thought it was mentioned in the film that the signal wouldn't pass all the way to the top* because of the amount of floors blocking the signal.


*even though there is a massive gap leading all the way to the top of the tower. I may be misremembering.

General / Re: JUNE SHORT STORY COMP - "2000TV"
« on: 16 June, 2017, 12:58:20 pm »
*should've added: And now on Mega-City One - Part 2.


General / Re: JUNE SHORT STORY COMP - "2000TV"
« on: 16 June, 2017, 12:47:58 pm »
Sandburn and Stomm-Castles.

'Rad Boys, Rad Boys; What you gonna do? What you gonna do, Gila Munja catch you!'

"Hey there, Drokkers! I'm 'Dangerous' Doug Doogalot and this here is Stan 'oh what a tan' Mann. Say hi, Stan."


"Always the chatty one eh, Stan! Anyways, on today's show we'll be digging around these ruins you see behind us. This was an industrial area before the 'Apox War' and we're at what used to be the 'Theresa May Wheat processing plant'... Here's an interesting fact, Stan - apparently, all of the wheat was crushed by bare footed children from the local orphanage."

"That's interesting, Doug. But not as interesting as that over there!"

"What? Good Grud, turn the Drokkin' camera around... Look at those bad boy's!"

"Dune-Sharks, Doug. Careful."

"Careful my Ring-Piece! I'm gonna catch one of these beauties!........   Ok, I've secured the harpoon gun to me belt... annnd..."


"Bang, I've got one... it's struggling. Grab my hand, Stan. This suckers trying to pull me Awaaay......."

"Can't help you, Doug! I'm left with a Dune-Shark of my own to contend with... Loading my pants with Stomm doesn't seem to be helping, either!"

/Cut to commercial.

'Come on down to McMunce's and try our new Triple Munce Melt It tastes Great!' - Da Da Dee Dee do, 'Processing it!'

'Are you looking for work? If so the 'Nigel Farage Sewer Works' wants you! We need people to help with the expansion of our company and take shit to a whole new level! Call free on 0151-Bellend'

Games / Re: Last game played...
« on: 14 June, 2017, 08:41:27 am »
I'm currently replaying Doom on Ultra-Violence.

Stunning game! Gameplay is intense, a worthy successor to the mighty Left 4 Dead 2 (very different games but both have 'edge of the seat' relentless action).

I tried playing on Ultra-nightmare mode (one Death and you restart the entire game) and after two weeks managed to do only the first stage! Hard as Fuck!


Off Topic / Re: Press a Button, Get a Power
« on: 08 June, 2017, 02:34:26 pm »
Water manipulation! Should come in handy when the ice-caps melt!


General / Re: JUNE SHORT STORY COMP - "2000TV"
« on: 08 June, 2017, 11:02:47 am »
Interesting that two stories (me and Eamonn) have used last month's format of dialogue only!

Surely you mean all three stories? Assuming you've read mine.

Off Topic / Re: The Political Thread
« on: 08 June, 2017, 10:58:54 am »
My concern regarding the Lib-Dems is that they will cosy up with the Tories just to get another taste of power!

Labour all the way for me!


Games / Re: Last game played...
« on: 04 June, 2017, 10:42:10 am »
Tekken 7. In the arcades of Tokyo. Took a number of extreme pastings  and one memorable victory before I realised that I didn't actually have to play a global vs match but standard single player mode was buried somewhere in the menu. It's hardly revolutionary but it looks good and I'm just happy we're getting a Tekken game on the current console generation.

I love Tekken but was unsure of the new game after watching a couple of videos. It certainly looks good but I'm wondering if I should bother - even more so now that it looks like Baek* has been removed.


*the best player, IMO

General / Re: JUNE SHORT STORY COMP - "2000TV"
« on: 02 June, 2017, 08:09:33 am »
And now, on Mega-City One TV...

"Good evening Slabwalkers and Stomm-talkers, I'm Juggs Juggsley and on tonight's show we'll be talking to the channels creator, and former Chief Judge, Dan Francisco! Dan, good to see you!"

"Thanks, Juggs. And it's Judge Francisco!"

"Indeed! So tell me... Judge, why a new channel? What's wrong with the other 1984 that we have?"

"Well, Juggs, what myself and Justice Department are trying to do here is show the good folks at home that Judges are Human too! Additionally, we want to show people... And I want to emphasise this... Every aspect of life in the Big Meg! Top to bottom, Muties to malcontents, Meggers and beggars, Fatties and Twatties..."

"Uh, what's a 'Twattie', Judge?"

"In broad terms you could say a Punk Juve but these guys like to wear orange wigs and staple there mouths into curious, pursed states. 'Twatties' seemed quite fitting, though they do refer to themselves as 'The Simps of Trump' so  maybe we should call them 'Strumps'! We'll be exploring these sorts of important issues on our show!"

"Sounds good! Will you be taking any suggestions from the public as to future content?"

"Heh, nice idea Juggs. We launched a suggestions page on the top rated internet forum, 'Thrag's thoughts'*, but after nearly 15,000 pages we decided the general public doesn't actually know what it wants! But that doesn't mean they won't like what we have to deliver!"

"Well, it's been great talking to you, Da... Judge Francisco! Thanks for coming in!"

"No problem, Juggs!"

*deliberate spelling

Off Topic / Re: The Political Thread
« on: 02 June, 2017, 07:06:07 am »
"I have uh Dream! Uh.. Where the whole um... World becomes a 'Trump Hotel'! Oh yay, here me little people... Uh... Um... Twitter or something!"


Prog / Re: Prog 2033: I am the resurrection
« on: 02 June, 2017, 07:01:06 am »
It's just as well I keep reading the stories I'm not initially keen on because Brink has grown on me - the last two parts in particular.

Still, not as good as Deadworld which is stunning! Let's hope it's back soon!


General / Re: Pat Mills
« on: 31 May, 2017, 07:30:25 pm »
I'm a big fun of Unky Pat's work, to be quite honest. And that includes American Reaper! The only thing I would say is that I preferred Finn to Slaine.


Film & TV / Re: Last movie watched...
« on: 28 May, 2017, 10:46:16 am »
Made for TV Turdfest, Atomic Dog! A puppy gets contaminated by Radiation and shit, some bad acting occurs and a resolution is reached! The first five minutes were actually ok - an old man is led out of the contaminated area crying "but what about my Dog?" which actually seemed quite sad.

The Horror channel does churn out some proper stinkers but it also shows repeats of Star Trek - original series and Voyager, so it's not all bad...


Off Topic / Re: What's your avatar all about then?
« on: 25 May, 2017, 07:49:24 pm »
My avatar is a character called 'Tidyup' from the late eighties ecologically aware  (and funny as fuck) Stoppit and Tidyup. Narrated by Terry Wogan.


Off Topic / Re: The Political Thread
« on: 22 May, 2017, 12:48:44 pm »
There's a clear and simple choice here - either vote Left and save the NHS, workers rights, care for the disabled and elderly, or... - vote Right and Lose the NHS, workers rights, care for the disabled and elderly. Plus we get to spend Billions on Nukes that will never be used, cosy up with Trump and give more money to those that are already fabulously wealthy!

I'm happily voting for Corbyn and I encourage you all to do the same!


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