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Off Topic / Re: Get Fact!
« on: 24 April, 2003, 03:40:30 AM »
Just attended the funeral of the first soldier killed during combat in the Gulf. They had a ten-gun salute and a piper. Very moving.

I suppose it's a fact, just wanted to say.

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Off Topic / Re: Get Fact!
« on: 04 April, 2003, 11:14:38 PM »
If you can't trust top trumps, who can you trust?

Me.

No, actually I'm a liar.

Or am I lying?

Yes.

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Off Topic / Re: Get Fact!
« on: 04 April, 2003, 09:20:36 PM »
A fact gleaned from my current profession:

"No comment" rarely means "no comment". It usually means "Hey, you've got me bang to rights but f*** off because I have to phone my lawyer!"

Also, according to this press release I have before me, England and Leeds defender, Danny Mills, has just bought a new Mercedes in Harrogate! (shock news - expensive car dealership sells over-priced motor vehicle to man with lots of money and little sense. I can see it on the front page already!)

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Off Topic / Re: Get Fact!
« on: 04 April, 2003, 08:01:18 PM »
The Innit people of North London consider 'bling' and 'ice' to be useful aids to conception, accidental or otherwise

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Off Topic / Re: Get Fact!
« on: 04 April, 2003, 05:38:46 PM »
"The Simpsons 'Top Trumps' game scoring is way off and makes a mockery of all that makes Top Trumps a valuable source of protein."

And, in a travesty of everything Top Trumps should be about, they claim Homer Simpson works in Sector G7 of the Springfield Nuclear plant.

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

IT'S 7G, YOU FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!! (dreams of happy childhood not playing Top Trumps according to the rules destroyed by flagrant negligence of researchers)

(comforting) FACT:  UK Prime Minister, Rt Hon Tony  Blair, surprised everyone at a recent press conference by declaring that his youngest son, Leo, was the Son of God and earlier that morning had left a revised version of the Book of Job smeared on the inside of his non-disposable nappy. This has been hushed up by the press because, to be honest, stranger things have happened at Downing Street press conferences.

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Off Topic / Re: Get Fact!
« on: 20 March, 2003, 10:58:38 PM »
While working on a building site in Belize (Central America) I once saw a man almost chop his own leg off with a buzzsaw, then fall off the edge of a thirty foot high building with aforementioned buzzsaw.

Ouch.

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General / Re: I Was a 2000AD Apostate......
« on: 10 January, 2003, 07:44:26 PM »
Cannon Fodder was one of those fantastic Chris Weston strips that 2000AD just doesn't do anymore. The Indigo Prime story Killing Time was one of the highlights of 13 years of 2000AD collecting for me, shame they've not surfaced again!

Back issues are a real pain, good luck Kate!

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Website and Forum / Re: Usernames
« on: 07 October, 2004, 06:24:42 PM »
I'm just worried that this pregnancy thing is, in fact, Timson growing himself a new body into which he will transplant his fetid, diseased mind ... thereby creating a hideous superclone with which he will terrorise the Leicestershire countryside ...

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Website and Forum / Re: Usernames
« on: 07 October, 2004, 06:14:34 PM »
Bwahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!! All that mating must have drained the blood from Timson's head ;oP

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