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Messages - JayzusB.Christ

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General / Re: Some Winter Special or Other.....
« on: 26 April, 2004, 11:01:38 pm »
Missed the auction, but cheers for the links anyway, folks.

General / Re: Some Winter Special or Other...
« on: 21 April, 2004, 07:47:12 pm »
Sorry. I've posted the same thread twice. With slightly different wording in each one. Don't mind me.

General / Some Winter Special or Other
« on: 21 April, 2004, 07:45:53 pm »
There was a winter special I always wished I hadn't missed, featuring, I think, a Deadlock story and something called 'My secret life under the stairs'. Is it worth looking for? And how do you go about looking for things like that on t'internet?

General / Some Winter Special or Other
« on: 21 April, 2004, 07:43:55 pm »
THere was a Winter Special once, possibly about 14 or 15 years ago, that I always wished I hadn't missed. I think there's a Deadlock story in it, and something called 'My Secret Life Under the Stairs'. Does anyone know how I'd go about looking for it? And is it in fact worth looking for? Cheers

Website and Forum / Re: Smokatorium
« on: 26 April, 2004, 10:57:14 pm »
As someone who had been trying for years to give up smoking for years but failed every time he hit the boozer, I think it's a good law. It has already sorted me out (and who knows, possibly saved my life), for a start. This generation might be uncomfortable with the sudden change, but the next generation of a nation whose main source of social life is the pub will benefit by not being around fags all the time. As for the drinking laws, now that's a different story. Another thread, I think.

General / Re: PROUND Dad asks:
« on: 21 April, 2004, 07:23:06 am »
What your doing here is illegal, creep... oh, go on then.

General / Re: Competition: Kill Judge Dredd!...
« on: 21 April, 2004, 07:01:53 am »
No, no, what happens is RICO gets put in a coma and declared brain-dead, then DREDD'S brain gets... gets... g... zzzzzzzzzzz.

General / Re: Happy Birthday to me
« on: 21 April, 2004, 06:48:05 am »
'Did you ever DO that art you were threatening us with? '
Oh dear. I was hoping you'd all forgotten about that. It's about a year overdue, isn't it? Truth is, I put it aside to do other things when I realised I was very broke and needed more profitable ways to fill up my time - but I have a page pencilled. I'll show you it if somebody tells me how to make it show up on this site (bearing in mind that my skills on t'internet aren't the best.)
Also, that Apocalypse War quote wasn't my first post by a long shot - I used to go by the name of 'Jayzus B. Christ' (with spaces) for a long time before that. My first post actually was a more shameful act of arse-lickery towards Si Spurrier when he used to do Future Shocks. Anyone who was around back then will believe me if I say it was replied to by a certain Death Monkey.

P.S. Belated thanks to all for your birthday wishes!

General / Re: Happy Birthday to me
« on: 11 April, 2004, 06:24:40 am »
T, MN!

In fact...

No, hang on, it doesn't work like that, does it?

General / Re: Happy Birthday to me
« on: 11 April, 2004, 06:00:33 am »
No worries - the real Jayzus has already done that this year! A belated happy birthday to you too!

General / Re: Happy Birthday to me
« on: 11 April, 2004, 05:41:25 am »
Cheers! I'm from Ireland. I think this rule applies in Australia too, strangely enough. I'm not a believer, but I suppose one day without drink a year won't kill us. though I can remember very few of my adult Good Fridays that didn't include some sort of hoarded cans or sneaky bottles bought from Indian restaurants ot what have you.

General / Happy Birthday to me
« on: 11 April, 2004, 05:28:53 am »
Well, it was yesterday, really. It was Good Friday, so no drink was available anywhere - but never mind, readers, I was on the absolute piss the previous night. Also stocked up with cans and wine for the next day (sorry about that, Other Jayzus). Anyway, I'm 29 now. One year of my 20's left! And what's more, I've been posting on this board for about TWO AND A BASTARD HALF YEARS!

General / Re: History of the Judges......
« on: 11 April, 2004, 05:09:44 am »
Well, it's my own fault really. I mean, five pages long, Pat Mills in the title - it was never going to be a walk in the park, was it?

General / Re: History of the Judges......
« on: 11 April, 2004, 04:23:18 am »
'Don't listen to him! Stay away from there, it's madness..!'
Having already looked at that thread, I wish I'd had the benefit of your advice earlier. My head still hurts - Jesus Christ, they've spawned a monster. Furthermore, at least two pages of it could have been eliminated and replaced with Smiley's short message above.

General / Re: History of the Judges......
« on: 11 April, 2004, 12:55:43 am »
Cheers! If you're out there, Logan...

(And the man still has my utmost respect for sending me free Apocalypse War reprints last year. I've often wondered, and probably missed something on the board, how does he know Wagner and Grant?)

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