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Messages - JayzusB.Christ

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General / Praise Grud and pass the ammunition
« on: 22 February, 2003, 10:50:50 PM »
I have an uncle who is a missionary Jesuit priest who has been doing Grud's work in Zimbabwe for nearly 20 years. As far as I know, he has a masters in Philosophy and is also a black belt in karate. I met him last year for the first time since I was a kid, and almost the first topic of conversation was whether I still read 2000ad, and how he always used to enjoy reading Judge Dredd when he visited our house. He then started explaining how Marvel comics characters were better developed than DC ones (had to take his word on that, I don't really read many non-2000ad-related comics).
Just thought I'd tell you about the least likely 2000ad reader I know.

Off Topic / Re: End of the world?
« on: 22 February, 2003, 10:54:17 PM »
Yeah, I seem to recall the last end of the world was scheduled for 1999. Mind you, there has been a few 'great kings of destruction falling from the skies' since then, and not just in New York.

Off Topic / Re: Jack Staff
« on: 21 February, 2003, 08:34:49 PM »
F'narr, f'narr.

General / show this to your head wrecking NYC producers
« on: 20 February, 2003, 11:08:05 PM »
That heading isn't my own, but it came up as soon as I typed 's' on this computer, and I liked it.
Anyway, what I'd like to ask is, has anyone ever read scojo's scripts? I've only read a couple of pages, and am so far neither very impressed nor, I must say, absolutely appalled either, but I'm wondering are they actually any good in their entirity?
So any one that's read them, all prejudice aside, what did you think? Sorry to bring up the 's' word, but I am curious to know.

General / Re: Painting a target on my forehe...
« on: 26 February, 2003, 02:14:24 PM »
Thanky'all, folks. This is my first time at work as Jayzus B. Haven't too much time, because I'm training - seems alright so far, though.

General / Re: Painting a target on my forehe...
« on: 22 February, 2003, 10:41:21 PM »
Cheers, I wore sensible shoes, nailed the motherfukker, and am starting on Monday. No more dole-sponging! No more buying cheap beer instead of going out! Wahey!
Here is a true story from the last time I signed on: A huge queue had formed in the dole-office, it being signing-on day. SOme pissed bloke came in to sign on, saw the size of the queue, and started shouting, 'What's this shite? We don't have to put up with this! Come on, we're TAXPAYERS!'

General / Re: Painting a target on my forehe...
« on: 21 February, 2003, 08:21:08 PM »
Cheers, man, I had an interview today for a fairly standard telephone / computer monkey number which seemed to go very smoothly, so fingers crossed. In the meantime I am sending illustrations and cartoons to magazines and newspapers in the hope of getting a more interesting sideline, but no replies yet... someday, hopefully.

General / Re: Painting a target on my forehe...
« on: 20 February, 2003, 11:03:45 PM »
'You wimped out! '
Well, I hadn't really intended on doing anything else: Truth be told, the girl in question was sitting behind a computer at the opposite end of a big desk full of other people behind computers.
While frantically jobhunting, I am spending many long boring hours every day in internet cafes applying to jobs and printing CV's and letters. I just saw a pleasant sight which relieved the tedium somewhat, thought I'd jokily tell this board while I was visiting it, and frankly, wish I hadn't.
Ah well. Two interviews coming up, so hopefully such an appalling incident in a cafe will never happen again.

General / Re: Painting a target on my forehe...
« on: 20 February, 2003, 07:49:57 PM »
Jesus Christ, Devon's Daddy, I know I said rip the piss but those outbursts were positively libellous.
I was actually joking about posting the message to stay there longer - it probably took about 30 seconds to post, and internet cafes are hardly the best places to chat people up anyway.  Still, though, like I said I was painting a target on my forehead, so I can't really complain.

General / Painting a target on my forehead.
« on: 19 February, 2003, 11:45:44 PM »
I'm sitting in an internet cafe, and the best-looking girl I have seen in quite some time is sitting opposite me. So I'm just posting this so I can stay here longer.

Go on, rip the piss.

General / Re: A treat for every boarder: Mor...
« on: 20 February, 2003, 07:52:03 PM »
Well, I'm just glad I know what it is. Thanks, folks!

Just two Christlike questions today:
1) How is Dix-I (as in Rogue Trooper) pronounced? Dix - One, Dix - Eye or Dixi?

2) What is a parcheesi board? I came across it in a Stephen King book, and it's been melting my brain for weeks.


Suggestions / Re: Pat Mills 'Torturer' for the M...
« on: 18 February, 2003, 08:19:42 PM »
I think Mills and Hicklenton were bleedin' ace on Nemesis. However, I am wary of their return: Mills and O'Neill were also once good on Nemesis.

General / Re: Original 2000AD art styles......
« on: 18 February, 2003, 08:23:49 PM »
"Always had a soft spot for the weird and warped art of John Hickleton."
Me too, I really liked his art, but it seems that most didn't.

General / Re: Hidden 2K online gems..........
« on: 19 February, 2003, 11:42:07 PM »
'Hand's up everyone who convinced their parents to buy Green Giant corn after seeing this. '

Oh, the nostalgia... I actually ate a bowl of sweetcorn on its own soon after reading this for the first time, not knowing you could do such things beforehand.
Unfortunately for my dignity, though, this was only a few months ago.

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