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General / Re: Q & A
« on: 14 October, 2004, 06:05:32 PM »
A Whiskey

Q Can anyone explain modern poetry ?

2627
General / Re: Q & A
« on: 13 October, 2004, 04:26:55 PM »
they are after me, i brought it on myself really. I got twelve body bags for christmas, and I felt I had to fill them, just to keep my mum happy.

Q, Why, why , why ?

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General / Re: Q & A
« on: 13 October, 2004, 02:15:48 AM »
Why bother, red is in this season, so why not just devour all your loved ones and bathe in their blood, making your coat a lush red colour.

p.s to stop going scabby instantly, just sacrifice your mother's heart to the dark lord Satan
pps. Goth is in this season too

q, what have i been taking to write the above?

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General / Re: Q & A
« on: 12 October, 2004, 03:40:13 PM »
A)Because I smell of worms, breadcrumbs, and- in the case of vultures- the rotting carcass of a wilderbeest

Q)Why does everyone hate me ?

2630
General / Re: Q & A
« on: 12 October, 2004, 02:40:25 AM »
A) 'cause the writers of Smallville are rubbish

Q) Why are travellers also known as pikeys ?

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General / Re: Q & A
« on: 06 October, 2004, 11:48:05 PM »
A)To continue

Q)Why am I so bored ?

2632
Off Topic / Re: Get Fact!
« on: 05 September, 2005, 07:20:38 PM »
FACT: In front of a shop I saw a sign saying 'Please do not eat or drink' since then I have gone home and eaten some food, and drunk some drink, but have not as yet been apprehended by store security, if they are this lax on upholding their rules, next time i'm going to go there and steal some of their goods  

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Off Topic / Re: Get Fact!
« on: 10 February, 2005, 07:04:21 PM »
FACT:Vulcans are decended from crabs (Vulcans have blue blood, crabs have blue blood- my statement is perfectly logical)  

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Off Topic / Re: Get Fact!
« on: 19 October, 2004, 05:41:08 PM »
FACT: Following on from Dud's (sorry, Futurequack's) advice, I've cleaned my tongue when I was cleaning my teeth, and my mouth feels a lot better

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Off Topic / Re: Get Fact!
« on: 25 June, 2004, 09:11:50 PM »
FACT: There is a young child who has a mutation that means his muscles grow quickly (I'm not making this up)

FACT: He has already had offers from both the X-men and Strontium Dogs for him to join their subversive mutant ranks (I made this one up though)

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Off Topic / Re: Get Fact!
« on: 24 June, 2004, 07:31:06 PM »
FACT: If you cannot afford strobe lighting, just blink your eyes alot and very quickly- you get a similar result.

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