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Links / Re: Youtube Gold
« on: 17 January, 2007, 07:57:33 pm »
Wow! Troubled Souls the animated series!  I'm assuming the cuts were where Captain Planet buggered hamsters?  Pure class.

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Links / Re: Youtube Gold
« on: 20 December, 2006, 08:42:21 am »
Jeez Johnny, the 16K vid actually made me cry!  What a work of genius!

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Links / Re: Youtube Gold
« on: 17 December, 2006, 02:17:13 pm »
On the subject of the (excellent) 'Mall Divided' video, for essential electrics, couldn't their neighbours have run extension cords either under under tape rigger-style or suspended above harms way?  It seems very defeatist when there's juice just 20 feet away... They wouldn't last long on a building site.

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Links / Re: Youtube Gold
« on: 20 November, 2006, 07:45:08 am »
"Mon poisson rouge
Dans mon bain de mousse"

Ya gotta love the French.

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Links / Re: Youtube Gold
« on: 17 November, 2006, 10:30:04 pm »
Holee feck, I was expecting that and it still put the heart sideways in me.  Bastard!

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General / Re: Some call it 'The Palm', we ca...
« on: 09 November, 2006, 06:23:16 pm »
I thought this was going to be some form of crude euphemism contest.  Instead, it's just more evidence of how feckin bizarre Dubai is.  Stand by for hoopflex!

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Off Topic / Re: get it off your chest............
« on: 13 November, 2006, 05:07:40 pm »
Heh.  Now that is one Grumpy Fucker!  Belly wheels at dawn!

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Off Topic / Re: get it off your chest............
« on: 13 November, 2006, 04:24:31 pm »
Calm down, calm down...

Hang on, is this thread not about being unreasonably worked up about things and vent in an OTT rant?  Not much point us getting worked up about the rants of others!  

I've recently become parent, and I still get worked up by the attitudes and antics of other parents, I've now added the attitudes of non-parents to The List!  Everyone's a self-absorbed demanding fuck when yoy come down to it.  Except Kylie.  Mmmm.


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Off Topic / Re: get it off your chest............
« on: 09 November, 2006, 08:03:48 pm »
"You'll wait until I phone you again and then come up with some lame excuse as to why you didn't bother your arse. "

Christ Mike, if I'd known it was you...

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Off Topic / Re: get it off your chest............
« on: 09 November, 2006, 06:20:14 pm »
When I say "First thing Monday", I mean sometime between 0.700 and 10.00 on Monday morning, but somehow you mean LUNCHTIME ON WEDNESDAY YOU LAZY MELON FARMING SOCK CUTTERS.

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Film & TV / Re: Alan Moore in the Simpsons?......
« on: 09 November, 2006, 06:15:56 pm »
I'm just shocked to learn that Alan has a TV.  Shocked, and a little disillusioned.  Maybe if I imagine that he watches Simpsons epsiodes from 2043 in a ebony scrying pool filled with snake venom, or something....

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Off Topic / Re: Donald Rumsfeld out on his ars...
« on: 13 November, 2006, 11:32:10 am »
That's the funniest thing I've read all day - I thought they'd made it clear that if you weren't with them, you were against them?  If only you Brits hadn't left them to try to govern themselves... they clearly weren't ready for the responsibility.  Maybe if you sent over a new Governor General or Lord Lieutenant to steer them in the right direction as regards outrageous foreign policy, mmmm?  Yes, I think they'd like that.  Particularly seeing how farsighted and righteous in such matters your own PM is.  

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Off Topic / Re: This baffled me.
« on: 12 November, 2006, 06:01:48 pm »
Max, you've fought a good campaign for the side of logic, retreat now in good order with your honour intact.  Stay and fight and the forces of chaos will surely consume you!

A final rearguard action:
No burnt retinas are involved (although it is a bloody ingenious idea).
No sub-conscious mouse usage is involved either.
This is what happens:
THE ARITHEMETIC GAME IS FIXED SO YOU MUST ALWAYS END UP WITH A MULTIPLE OF NINE.
EACH TIME YOU PLAY ALL THE SYMBOLS BESIDE MULTIPLES OF NINE ARE THE SAME.  
TRY IT:  HAVE A LOOK AT WHAT SYMBOL IS BESIDE 0, 9, 18, 27, 36, 45, 54, 63, 72 etc.
THE ONLY THING THAT CHANGES FROM GAME TO GAME IS WHICH SYMBOL IS BESIDE ALL THOSE MULTIPLES OF NINE, AND THUS WHICH SYMBOL IS SHOWN.

Right, covering fire, pull back to the landing craft....  We'll nuke 'em from orbit.  It's the only way to be sure.

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Off Topic / Re: This baffled me.
« on: 12 November, 2006, 02:32:45 pm »
This is a fascinating thread!  Max'n'Mike spell it out clearly, but one more try for the still-confused:  

You cqn ONLY pick the symbol they show you.
It coresponds it to all possible solutions of the equation (which are multiples of 9).  
They just change which symbol it is each time.
Honest.

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Off Topic / Re: You won't believe me, but........
« on: 12 November, 2006, 06:21:56 pm »
More pathetic non-connections to the sorta famous:

The brother of one of the U2 guys was in my class in school!  I'd rather not say which one (ie: it wasn't a very exciting one).  He was a pretty sound bloke, despite his owning a CD Walkman before I'd ever even seen an actual CD, or met anyone who owned a CD player (1985, at a guess!).      

My GF was in the same class at school as artist Jim Fitzpatrick's son Conan (I kid you not).

My grandfather met Lloyd George (no idea why), wearing the very same jacket that I wore to my Debs (ghastly Irish Prom-a-like dance).  Guess how impressed my date was!  Slightly cooler, but oddly  just as useless for impressing the laydeez, the same grandfather was a pal of CS Lewis!

Drifting off topic, I once met John Craven at the urinals in London Zoo!  He's smaller than youd think!  (B-dum-tish)



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