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Messages - The Legendary Shark

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Off Topic / Re: The Political Thread
« on: 13 November, 2019, 11:04:26 pm »

On balance, it was probably just confusion-induced sloppy reporting. Probably.


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Off Topic / Re: RIPs
« on: 13 November, 2019, 10:51:34 pm »

Ivory much doubt that...


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Off Topic / Re: The Political Thread
« on: 13 November, 2019, 10:05:41 pm »
Quote from: Hawkmumbler link=topic=28209.msg 1017307#msg1017307 date=1573676325
Really dude? Really? This playground urban legend?
"It is certainly true that on 9/11 the BBC broadcast that WTC7 had collapsed when it was still standing." BBC website. I'm not arguing for or against anything else in that article, because I simply don't know, but it's a fact that the BBC reported the collapse (which looked like a controlled demolition, whether it was or it wasn't) some time before it happened - for whatever reason.

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Off Topic / Re: The Political Thread
« on: 13 November, 2019, 07:25:27 pm »
And don't forget that the BBC reported the controlled demolition collapse of WTC 7 about half an hour early.

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Off Topic / Re: RIPs
« on: 13 November, 2019, 03:43:36 pm »

Richard abides.


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Off Topic / Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« on: 12 November, 2019, 06:07:26 am »

I asked for a graphic novel and got a sketch of a belly button.


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Off Topic / Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« on: 11 November, 2019, 09:17:46 pm »

I asked for Brainbiter and got a cerebral parasite.


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Off Topic / Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« on: 11 November, 2019, 01:36:23 pm »
Hello and welcome to the latest resurrection of I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog, the thread that does for this forum what the original Rico Dredd did for the hula-hoop.

As we approach the end of the prologue for the run up to the run up to Christmas 2021, I thought it might be an idea to demonstrate the Festive Spirit by presenting a huge turkey that seems to last forever.

Let's start with a round of Grotty Grotto - the Christmas presents you asked for and the disappointing substitutes you actually got. For example:

I asked for "The Beatles Anthology" but got "The I-Spy Book of Insects."
I asked for a Land Raider but got a wheelbarrow full of weedkiller.
I asked for a Millennium Falcon but got an ageing budgie.
I asked for a Judge's Helmet but got John Deed's foreskin.

You can do better, surely...


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Off Topic / Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« on: 11 November, 2019, 01:36:07 pm »

Mornington Crestfallen.


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General / Re: Judge Dredd retires? Dies of old age?
« on: 09 November, 2019, 06:29:58 pm »

(So fiendishly subtle, in fact, that nobody has...)


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General / Re: Judge Dredd retires? Dies of old age?
« on: 09 November, 2019, 06:28:43 pm »

You've obviously never noticed the Sharkverse. It's subtle, but it's there...


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Off Topic / Re: The Political Thread
« on: 08 November, 2019, 10:57:04 pm »

Only if one believes in it.


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General / Re: Judge Dredd retires? Dies of old age?
« on: 08 November, 2019, 09:27:43 pm »
Phwoar...




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General / Re: Judge Dredd retires? Dies of old age?
« on: 08 November, 2019, 08:56:26 pm »
Maybe the sleep machines have... attachments.

A JUDGE CAN HAVE NO PERSONAL ATTACHMENTS.




Heh. I'm talking about Justice Department attachments like the rub-gun or maw-rod...


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General / Re: Judge Dredd retires? Dies of old age?
« on: 08 November, 2019, 08:15:19 pm »

Maybe the sleep machines have... attachments.


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