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Messages - The Legendary Shark

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Off Topic / Re: Threadjacking!
« on: 15 February, 2020, 09:30:36 am »

I wanted to be Fletcher. The way nothing fazed him, and his ready wit, impressed young me no end.

As for Ronnie Barker, he's my comedy hero. It still amazes me that one man could present us with such disparate characters as Fletcher and Arkwight with virtually no overlap - and his monologues on the Two Ronnies were often sublime. I love that man.


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Off Topic / Re: It's a bit warm/ wet/ cold outside
« on: 14 February, 2020, 04:17:57 pm »

You're welcome, Jim.


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Off Topic / Re: It's a bit warm/ wet/ cold outside
« on: 14 February, 2020, 11:22:03 am »

Justice Department Foodstuff A.


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Off Topic / Re: Threadjacking!
« on: 14 February, 2020, 11:20:25 am »

Take a silver crucifix with you. And lots of garlic...


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Off Topic / Re: It's a bit warm/ wet/ cold outside
« on: 14 February, 2020, 10:20:55 am »

I know it's not much of a silver lining but it's there.


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Off Topic / Re: It's a bit warm/ wet/ cold outside
« on: 14 February, 2020, 09:29:35 am »

At least locusts are edible - they're even kosher!


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Off Topic / Re: Threadjacking!
« on: 12 February, 2020, 08:13:02 pm »

There was a young man from Bengal,
Who used to do tricks in the Hall,
His most famous trick,
Was to stand on his dick,
And spin 'round and 'round on one ball.


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Off Topic / Re: Threadjacking!
« on: 12 February, 2020, 04:49:32 pm »
There was a young lady named Alice
Who used dynamite sticks as a phallace
they found her vagina
in North Carolina
And bits of her tits down in Dallas



This is more my speed. :lol:

Ha. I heard that on Radio 4, believe it or not.


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Off Topic / Re: Threadjacking!
« on: 11 February, 2020, 05:22:40 pm »

Heh. If PJ fancies it, I'd humbly honoured and happy to work it up into a script for a 12 part graphic novel series...


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Off Topic / Re: The Political Thread
« on: 08 February, 2020, 08:20:43 pm »
It's just a joke, J.B.C. I thought it would go down better than one of my rants. Ahem. Anyway, no offence was given or intended.

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Off Topic / Re: The Political Thread
« on: 08 February, 2020, 07:52:23 pm »


...My vote is going to make about as much difference as running into the Australian Bush with a fire extinguisher..
.



*manlily holds back a manly tear and sniffs manlily*

I'm so proud.


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Off Topic / Re: The Black Dog Thread
« on: 08 February, 2020, 07:46:52 pm »

Thanks for the encouragement, chaps!

 

"I made the Iliad from such A local row," - now you've been and gone and done it - you got me thinking...



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Off Topic / Re: The Black Dog Thread
« on: 07 February, 2020, 11:57:36 pm »

That's very kind of you to say, JBC, thanks. I haven't had an interesting life, though - it's bored the shit outta me!


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Off Topic / Re: The Black Dog Thread
« on: 05 February, 2020, 07:48:26 pm »

Cheers, everyone.

I used to be invulnerable, you know? I kinda miss that feeling, is all.


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