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General / Re: 200AD April Art Comp: Thrill Circuits To Maximum!
« on: 18 April, 2009, 01:23:42 AM »
Sibling Rivalry...




This looked a lot better in my head.

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Film & TV / Re: DOCTOR WHO-Easter Special 11th April.
« on: 17 April, 2009, 01:40:33 AM »
"Davies said: ‘Lee and Noma are a spin-off series waiting to happen. UNIT soldiers often work best as half of a double-act, so Magambo needed a foil, though we never dreamed we’d get to cast the part so well.’"

No doubt the duo will find themselves living together in Lee's alien tech-enhanced caravan (which has become unstuck in time and space due to an inverse temporal biofeedback loop augmented by the presence of a Russelanium Crystal-powered microwave oven and being parked next to the TARDIS for too long) and so this "wacky odd-couple" have to work together to find their way home, saving as many nice planets, friendly aliens, cute robots and sentient cabbages as possible whilst at the same time dealing with deep-rooted homosexual issues and a lack of adequate tea making facilities. There will be some kissing (a small percentage of which might even be heterosexual kissing), a cute alien sidekick who smells of sulphur and is wanted for a genocide he didn't commit (or possibly did commit), some Blue Peter inspired adversaries and a grand story arc that makes no sense whatsoever but might have something to do with the Daleks.

Move over, Russel T. I'm just as good at this kind of b*ll*cks as you are - and, whichever you look at it, that's got to be a worry.

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Books & Comics / Re: What other stories would make great films
« on: 16 April, 2009, 01:13:56 AM »
Quote from: "kevlev"
Halo Jones...

I can't think of an actress though.

Cameron Diaz?

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Books & Comics / Re: What other stories would make great films
« on: 16 April, 2009, 01:12:50 AM »
Shako.

It'd have to be done quickly, though, while there's still an ice cap. And Polar bears.

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Film & TV / Re: DOCTOR WHO-Easter Special 11th April.
« on: 16 April, 2009, 12:59:25 AM »
It just occurred to me that all those hundreds of rounds fired into the air must have come down somewhere. In fact, this kind of thing happens a lot in movies meaning that thousands of people must've been killed or injured over the years by rounds/shells/flachettes/arrows etc raining down on an innocent populace, and not just by bloody U.N.I.T.

God save us all from heroes.

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Film & TV / Re: DOCTOR WHO-Easter Special 11th April.
« on: 12 April, 2009, 11:04:10 PM »
Or Dr Who in the "24" format... Now that would take some good writing to pull off...

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Film & TV / Re: DOCTOR WHO-Easter Special 11th April.
« on: 12 April, 2009, 07:18:36 PM »
I guess that the aliens represent anyone who thinks differently. For example, an alien race that believes in equality, fairness and justice for all is obviously a threat to be nullified. Aliens who believe in commerce and a ruling elite are to be embraced.

And that's why I'm not even allowed blunt objects, let alone sharp ones.

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Film & TV / Re: DOCTOR WHO-Easter Special 11th April.
« on: 12 April, 2009, 04:45:49 PM »
Isn't U.N.I.T. a United Nations force? The U.N.'s so bureaucratic that it's soldiers are probably required to salute just about everything politicians think should be saluted. And also to applaud on command. All part of the U.N.s "Be-nice-to-aliens-so-they-won't-kill-us-and-maybe-they'll-sell-us-some-neat-weapons" masterplan.

When did the world just stop making sense?

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Film & TV / Re: DOCTOR WHO-Easter Special 11th April.
« on: 11 April, 2009, 10:31:35 PM »
Quote from: "Godpleton"
Quote from: "the_legendary_shark"
Doesn't it look tired?

Projection.

Huh? I don't get it :-(

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Off Topic / Re: Need Advice
« on: 11 April, 2009, 10:30:13 PM »
1: Changing the curtains does not affect the view.

2: Being miserable in a field is worse than being miserable at home.

3: No matter where you go, there you are.

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Film & TV / Re: DOCTOR WHO-Easter Special 11th April.
« on: 11 April, 2009, 09:53:09 PM »
Doesn't it look tired?

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Website and Forum / Re: Should the Board have a Mayor?
« on: 08 April, 2009, 01:35:26 PM »
I will vote for Godpleton.

Everyone else assign your votes to me and I promise I'll pass them on...

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Website and Forum / Re: Should the Board have a Mayor?
« on: 07 April, 2009, 11:52:08 AM »
Quote from: "TordelBack"
Quote
...are we going to put the winner in a tutu and clown mask and parade them through the streets?

In that case, I change my allegiance to Sir Roger of Godpleton.

That's probably very wise. I haven't got the legs for a tutu, but the clown mask might actually be an improvement.


Vote Godlpleton for pirouetting Pierrots.

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Website and Forum / Re: Should the Board have a Mayor?
« on: 06 April, 2009, 09:23:30 PM »
Free cakes for everyone.

And just what's wrong with Cotton Eyed Joe? A little eyeist slip there from the Honourable Gentleman...



Vote TLS for all your cakey needs.

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Website and Forum / Re: Should the Board have a Mayor?
« on: 06 April, 2009, 06:31:44 PM »
Quote from: "Bouwel"
Lost my vote then.

*sulks*

-Bouwel-

Well, I can paint some potatoes red and dip them in vinegar for you. This is my pledge to the electorate.

Vote TLS for gaudy potatoes.

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