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Off Topic / Re: Threadjacking!
« on: 10 February, 2020, 01:59:40 am »
This thread is making me hungry...

Help! / Re: Six Year Old Comic Fare
« on: 07 February, 2020, 06:08:18 pm »
Can I recommend my Son's comics? They're slightly goofy, he's 11 but fun you can download them here: www.pauljholden.com/comics/th-comics

Oh - thanks! She was perusing it over breakfast this morning. She's got a real love for comics and it's great to show her that they can be made at any age and stage.


Update since I first posted this. She's now 7 and has devoured Bone several times. We have a sub to the Phoenix, which has proved a big hit. I've lost track of all the other stuff she reads - Dogman is one. Oh, and El Deafo by CeCe Bell is a long-time favorite.

Very tempting! Replace a few boxes with a few megabytes. Free up some space in the nerd cave.

It's probable at this point that PDFs will exist as an accessible medium until I'm dead, so...

Film & TV / Re: Doctor Who (13th Doctor)
« on: 05 February, 2020, 10:31:37 pm »
...pedantry of the highest level.

Actually, the highest level of pedantry (if we're being precise) has only been achieved twice in recorded human history, as decided upon during the tetra-annual Icelandic Pedants' Council held in Mývatn Castle.

"Pedantic, I?" ―Alexei Sayle

Also: Romanes eunt domus.

Off Topic / Re: Threadjacking!
« on: 05 February, 2020, 10:11:16 pm »
Work that up into a Terror Tale, there. (Also: reminds me of Black Bag - the Faithful Border Bin Liner.)

Off Topic / Re: The Black Dog Thread
« on: 05 February, 2020, 06:46:09 pm »
Once, when feeling very low, I would pick the one thing that I felt made life worth living for to get me to step into the next day.  It's something of a first-world idea, I suppose (and happened a long while ago): the only thing I remember being on it was Crunchy Nut Cornflakes.

But then there's that saying: it's the small things in life. Strawberries are better.

Prog / Re: 2000 AD in Stages
« on: 04 February, 2020, 03:19:42 pm »
That winter special is heavy on the Nemesis: it's also got a "the story so far" article and a reprint of [The Sword Sinister] from the '81 Sci-Fi Special.


At some point during this stage, we got the transition from Fleetway to Egmont.

Prog / Re: 2000 AD in Stages
« on: 04 February, 2020, 04:39:50 am »

2000 AD Stage #25: ...It's a Sequel

Pretty crazy, but here's a twenty-eight prog span with just one new story (Wire Heads): it's sequels and spin-offs a go-go with the prog 800 launch. With the launch progs come three Micro-Guides (small cover-mounted pamphlets): the Series Index, the Judge Dredd Index and the Collector's Index. They are but nothing next to the modern might of Barney! (But it was all we had back then.)

In The Prog...

Judge Dredd
Normally the mega-epics spin off some denouement tales that echo at least some of the aftermath of whatever the disaster was (Block War after The Judge Child, Meka-City after the Apocalypse War), but Judgement Day fades away into The Marshal (where a masked Cursed Earth vigilante out-does the Gila Munja in going toe to toe with the Judges). Innocents Abroad has Judge Joyce as the fish out of water in the Big Meg. The Magic Mellow Out sees Dredd affected by a hallucinogen. Raider tells of an ex-Judge turned vigilante. And P.J. shows up again for P.J. & The Mock-Choc Factory. It's not a hugely inspiring era of Dredd: post mega-epic without the maestro on script duties.
Expect more of this sort of thing in the next stage...

Flesh: The Legend of Shamana
A follow-up to Book II of Flesh (1979) didn't seem to be on the cards, when up popped this self-contained tale a mere thirteen years later. An inmate in a harsh prehistoric penal colony escapes the compound with her baby daughter, but is eaten by a dinosaur. (Of course, this is the secret origin of the phrase "Out of the penal colony, into the jaws of a massive carnivorous reptile".) A multi-species gang of dinosaurs then raise that baby as their own: that baby is Shakara Shakira Shamana! I don't recall the moral of the story, but the message seems clear: don't fuck with dino-lady and her usually hungry dino-gang! Shamana is later captured by men, who try to turn her into a nice little girl. It's a bit like A Clockwork Orange squeezed into a glass of Pygmalion, sat next to a copy of The Land That Time Forgot.
Flesh next rears it's razor-toothed maw in 1996 with Chronocide...

Zenith: Phase IV
The last half of this dark book sees the result of a Lloigor victory, as the earth (and humanity) is left to their dark, god-like devices. The tale is told from the perspective of Peyne (or so it seems) as he magically grows younger, and yet the narration continues beyond his de-birth, leading to one of those The Usual Suspects moments providing a novel twist as a climax. Zenith has always had a dark edge, but this series takes us to the dark heart of super-humanity.

But hang on: when Ruby destroys the Chimera, the assumption is that she's just imagining she did that, under the influence of Peter St. John. At that moment, he has moved his enemies into the Chimera. But, inside the Chimera is a copy of everyone from the original universe: including the doomed Zenith and St. John. My question is - what happened to the copies of the baddies? Shouldn't there be two Rubies in there, for example? Or, was she in an alternate universe at that moment, so..?

Growing up with Zenith, and Watchmen: I always felt treated - like there was something in British comics and their attitude to super-heroism that beautifully undermined the shinier, more childlike approach of US comics. You need the idea of a superman in order to undermine it: but it demonstrated that comics could debate a topic at a deeper level. Is Zenith the best thing ever published in 2000 AD? In your top three?

Mostly, this is it for Zenith, although there's a brief follow-up in the year 2000: in the oddly named festive Prog 2001 (actually prog 1222.5)...

The Journal of Luke Kirby: The Night Walker
Luke's getting on well at school until a weird tramp shows up and starts winking at him and persuading him to meet up in secluded thickets late at night. That's all before the villains turn up. It's a bit like (tonally) Sapphire & Steel meets (visually) Nosferatu. (Well worth a read if you can track it down: one of the strong pillars holding up the prog during this era.)
Kirby returns next in the 1994 Yearbook...

Robo-Hunter(*) [*REBOOT]
We get the final three episodes of Return to Verdus, in which an invincible but murderous Cutie, who can fly now (and always presents as a blonde babe in a red swimsuit), is ripped apart by an invincibility-defying cyborg in a comfy sweater, who earlier seemed to have been murdered by being impaled with a golf club (by a gay insectoid S&M fashionista). Pseudo-Sam, who is just along for the ride, gets teleported back to Earth (in the nude) as Verdus is nuked.

In Ace of Slades, suddenly all of the supporting characters are British, like a Cockney Pope and (oddly) The Fat Slags from Viz: even though this tale is usually set in the US. Pseudo-Sam meets up with a bunch of alternate reality Sams, one of whom is an evil cyborg. Oh, and it's also got The Watcher from Marvel (although this stolen version is called The Voyeur). You don't have to read to the end: it's a Millar script so the unstoppable, invincible, muscle-bound, heartless, murderous foe will get destroyed somehow on the second to last page (after a bunch of stuff gets ruined). And Hoagy's in one frame making tea, even though he died in Escape from Bisleyland.

In Serial Stunners, Sam is kidnapped by a gang of weird war robots, and then he kills them all, but he does it in drag. Lastly, there's Keith the Killer Robot, in which a killer robot (named Keith) kills. Stogie shows up in the second to last frame, as if he's been there all along.

We're not done yet with Pseudo-Sam, and get more next in the 1994 Yearbook...

Wire Heads
Cyberpunk data wars! Kind of ahead of it's time (and yet still suffering from early cliches): this has the Internet as V.R. immersion (Paraspace), with monsterous virus creatures being zapped by in-system operatives. A dense plot full of Basil Exposition techno-babble serves to alienate the audience and turns this into a tricky to recall curio.
Returns (for financial, corporate reasons, according to ... everyone) in 1995 with sequel series paraSITES...

Finn: Book II
Back in Book I, Finn took out a bunch of super-powered accountants with skin conditions and aquatic fetishes. This time, he's levelled up to provoking an evil space god (with an aquatic fetish). Those accountants are still around, though: firing people by invoking (non-spontaneous) human combustion. And Finn can crush cell-phones with his bare hands, which is a bit odd. There's a stupid scene where Finn is locked in a flooding cell, but then his buddy pops the door open (none of the water escapes), gives him everything he needs to escape his future predicaments, then closes the door again (despite all of the water). It might sound like nit-picking, but comics are a visual medium, so there's a bit of "what the actual fuck" when the visual logic is just bollocks.
Killing the evil god-being that is your ultimate enemy might seem like a neat stopping point, but this returns in 1995...

Revere: Written in Water
In Book I, Revere was the witch-boy, battling against totalitarian forces using magical powers and sharp things: but then he went on a serious trip involving bizarre god-beings. This time around, his family (which includes his mum as a floating head capable of doing a great flamethrower impersonation) are attacked by the soldiers, and Revere finds some time to go on a hot date before seeking vengeance on the thugs. I'm not sure what the deal is with evil demon-folk stealing his girlfriend, but maybe that'll get sewn up next time (assuming he isn't dead, because he jumps off a building at the end).
Book III will, perhaps, provide a satisfactory climax and leaps our way later in 1993...

Dead Meat: [Book 2]
There's a prelude episode that provides an explanatory timeline of how we went from where we are now to a future of a flooded London and a totalitarian vegetarian state with a sentient Raminoid that can head butt air liners into scrap. (But nobody asked!) Anyway, this paints meat eaters as evil villains, and then off it trundles like Looney Tunes on a mephedrone high.
Dead Meat dies here.

Brigand Doom: Spirits Willing
Finally, Doom does something Robin Hood-like and steals some food to distribute to hungry homeless people. Up til now, he's just been offing art curators. The agent who's been tracking him all this time never bothers to catch him: she just leans provocatively in doorways looking like she has a mild headache. Lots of tower blocks.
Like the stinky zombie rebel without a clue that is Doom, his tale keeps coming back to life: next up in the 1993 Sci-Fi Special. Bring your nose plugs...

Strontium Dogs: Return of the Gronk
What if the Gronk (a timid medic who continually has non-fatal heart attacks in moments of even light stress) was actually Rambo? (Asked nobody at all, and yet here is the answer.) Also, two cloned scientists (X & Z) turn up for no reason whatsoever and build a Gronkinator. And Feral's in it.
More Gronkish travesty later this year...

Kelly's Eye: Armed Response
Somehow drifting into the prog from the Boy's Own era of British comics having first hitched a ride in Universal Solider (and then in the 2000 AD Action Special (1992) with His Majesty's Service), this sees the invulnerable Kelly ... not being harmed by things that would normally harm someone. It's played like flim noir, with Kelly as the dick who's got himself a T&A client whose job is to wear short skirts and a low-cut top.

 - Nick Rivers: "Hillary. That's an unusual name."
 - Hillary Flammond: "It's a German name. It means 'she whose bosoms defy gravity'."

The last two episodes in this sequence consist almost entirely of frames of a flying car.

Continues without a break into the next stage...

Nemesis the Warlock:
We get Bride Of The Warlock in the 1992 Winter Special, in which Candida is cured of her insanity by Nemesis so that he can cuckold Torquemada and provoke a deadly fight to the ... almost death. In the prog, Shape Of Things To Come serves to tease the next series but otherwise is just Nem & Torque beating up on each other again. It's like an S&M Fight Club round the back of the Mos Eisley cantina.
Nemesis returns in 1994 with Hammer of Warlocks (901-903)...

Bradley: Bradley's Bedtime Stories
Rounding out the Bedtime Stories from the previous stage we get Bradley-ized tales of The Frog Prince, Milton's Progress and Hansel & Gretel. It's like The Brothers Grimmer.
The final set of Bradley tales crop up in 1994...




Winter Special 4 (1992)

Blackblood: Dishonourable Discharge
A highly entertaining origin story for Blackblood details how he learned to be devious and how he lost his eye, all beautifully rendered by Kev Walker.
Blackblood returns with the rest of The A.B.C. Warriors in 1994's Hellbringer...

 - Barney
 - Thoughts Of A Workshy Fop: Zenith
 - Touched by the Hand of Tharg
 - The 2000 AD ABC

Help! / Re: Judge Death appearances
« on: 03 February, 2020, 03:53:23 pm »
Here's a question. 

At the end of Wilderness Days, Judge Death ends up in hell. 

During Dark Justice, he goes to visit PJ Maybe.  He mentions that the Sisters freed him from hell.  I've never seen a story where this happens though.  Was there one?

Thanks for asking that clarifying question: I was a bit lost when Death cropped up in Dark Justice, as I couldn't recall his previous fate. (2000 AD: the comic that requires years of study.)

Help! / Re: Judge Death appearances
« on: 02 February, 2020, 08:10:45 pm »
Also, you can play "Spot the Death" with Tharg's Future Worlds:

Help! / Re: Judge Death appearances
« on: 02 February, 2020, 05:13:49 pm »
Some of the ones I mentioned earlier:

Mortis & Fire star scan in the festive Prog 2015:

Dark Justice teaser in the festive Prog 2013 (& reprinted in 1908, M354 & WS9):

I can't find a handy scan of the Judge Death Lives poster from prog 441, but I'm fairly sure this is it being re-purposed as a cover:

Oh wait, here it is from one of my other threads:

There's a couple of old Titan collection covers that spring to mind:

And, for total crazies, we can start looking for covers that contain tons of characters, one of which is Death:

Help! / Re: Judge Death appearances
« on: 02 February, 2020, 04:41:28 pm »
The back of prog 213:

Help! / Re: Judge Death appearances
« on: 02 February, 2020, 07:10:11 am »
Poster series from progs 555-558:

 - There's a poster/teaser for My Name is Death in the festive Prog 2002.
 - There's a Dark Justice teaser in the festive Prog 2013.
 - There's a Mortis & Fire star scan in the festive Prog 2015.
 - There's a poster (Great Moments in Thrill-Power: Judge Death Lives) in prog 1526
 - Another poster (The History of Justice: Judge Death Lives) in prog 441
 - Star Scan of Dredd & Death: prog 1025
 - A "2000 I.D." of Judge Death in prog 701:

Music / Re: First single or album bought
« on: 31 January, 2020, 07:10:17 pm »
My first single was a red vinyl Number of the Beast by Iron Maiden. No shame in starting on Maiden.

Around the World in a Day by Prince was my first vinyl album.  Still holds up as utter genius: but when I first listened, it was ahead of my time.

First cassette album was Meat Loaf's Bad Attitude, which even at the time was not the leader of my collection pack. It contains the rather blunt but memorable rock ballad "Surf's Up", with the subtle, silver-tongued lyric "Surf's up and so am I" (with the female backing singers wailing "I need it so bad" in the background like a pack of sex-starved nymphos). It gets by mostly on the fact he's got a mighty singing voice.

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