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General / ....VS.....
« on: 27 July, 2002, 03:04:57 AM »
Who remembers this one from their youth...

The old " who would win in a fight between... " game.

The rules are simple ( and stupid ), simply propose a fantasy scrap i.e dredd VS superman and then the other person names a winner with a reason why they won. It's all deeply revealing about a persons psyche.

If ya wanna play just post.

I could star with : who would win in a fight between...

Joe bulmer and Carver Hale?

any takers?

" The sum of the routes of any two sides of a right angle triangle are equal to the sum of the routes of the remaining side. "

J Kat

182
General / Nothing.
« on: 27 July, 2002, 02:44:03 AM »
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...2 years.

183
General / Tetsuuooo!
« on: 20 July, 2002, 12:32:11 AM »
AAAARGGHH....

I finally managed to kill Newzie and my psychic abilities grow daily.

My Dan Abnett ray is fully functional and I've carved my intitials into a large crater on the moon... but.....

HOW DO I PUT UP MY ICON?!

AAARRGGHHH!

" How are you're marriage plans going wheelchair? "

" Not good. She's only been playing up to me to make the jukebox jealous. "

If you can help me with my icon problem ( I cant get either chat room working ) and tell me where my quote is from there is a special prize!

PS I've read about one to two Akira graphic novels a day this week and my head is about to explode.

Lord Katooie.

184
General / Now I'm angry.
« on: 09 July, 2002, 12:24:16 AM »
I was going to praise John Wagner for the tragic genius of citizen Sump but instead... it's happened again.

Either on the website, on the cover of the prog or on the damn in this prog lineup I'm bound to see it somewhere. Of what do I speak? Why spoilers of course!

Want to know every major twist before it happens? Then look no further than this very site which displays the cover of the next prog which ruins the twist in sin city. One I'd forgotten about no less.

The inside this prog list is even worse I tried to look away but it showed a picture of Judge Death which revealed his escape plan.

Future shocks get spoiled this way too. Surprise appearences by long gone characters deaths of characters. It's rare but extremely annoying.

So I plead with you STOP REVEALING EVERYTHING! Maybe I'm overreacting but it really is easily dealt with, just a little restraint.

And more violence.

PS

How do I put in the icon in the chatroom?


Love

Jared.

185
General / Ruddy tinted carnage.
« on: 03 July, 2002, 01:18:33 AM »
2000ad is meant to be for more mature audiences so - give us more violence! Blood, guts, giant cyborg arachnid ninjas.

More like this... www.devin.com/transformers/ megatron1.jpeg">

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General / Just a test...
« on: 29 June, 2002, 02:46:39 AM »
Trying that URL thingy....

187
General / Nooo! Not again!!!
« on: 27 June, 2002, 02:03:28 AM »
AAAAAHHHHHH!



Dammit!

It was going fine and the that fecker had to screw it up again! Okay so maybe Tor cyan wasn't that bad but it seems to have skipped a few parts in one go.

I forgave the mysterious robot eye's appearence post mercy heights but now he's gone back to his old tricks!

Whats going on? and also should I care?

On the plus side 13 is dynamite just the right pace. I guess I should see the end of rogue before judging John...

Also where are my black and white reprints? Tharg said it was " a good idea " and then left it! There have been even more books of late. I say cheap nostalgic giants now!

"Ich bin auslander und spreche nicht gut Deutsch"

J Kat

Ladies feeling.... amorous?

Check out Jared on faceparty.com!




Uh... just joking of course. but if you want a laugh...... Uh..


" not the whole phone just the bit you're holding! "


jk

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188
Off Topic / On the sly.....
« on: 25 June, 2002, 02:35:19 AM »
WWW.Ballydung.com


SONG

I’M JUST A FELLA WHO’S ON FOR THE CRAIC,

I’M DOING THE DIRT BEHIND THE WIFE’S BACK,

I’M NOT PROUD BUT I’M HORNY ALL THE TIME

“WHEN DID THIS ALL START?” I HEAR YOU SAY,

WELL IT HAPPENED ON OUR WEDDING DAY.

NOW LISTEN UP AND HEAR MY LITTLE RHYME.

II.

IT’S THREE GIRLS THAT I’M SHAGGING NOW

BUT DON’T THINK THAT I’M BRAGGING NOW

THEY WERE HER BRIDESMAIDS,”AH, COME ON” I HEAR YOU MOAN.

DON’T ASK THE WIFE IF SHE MINDS

‘CAUSE ‘CLOSED DOORS’ I’M DOING IT BEHIND!

AND I DON’T HAVE TO WANDER FAR FROM HOME


CHORUS

III.

DON’T GET ME WRONG, I LOVE THE MISSUS

BUT I JUST CAN’T RESIST HER SISSES.

SOMETIMES IT’S TOO HARD TO KEEP IT IN YER DRAWERS

Y’SEE I CRAVE VARIETY

BUT AT LEAST IT’S IN THE FAMILY

IT GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO IN-LAWS


(CONT'D)

CHORUS


IV.

I’VE BEEN MARRIED NOW FIVE YEARS IN ALL

MY WIFE DOESN’T SUSPECT A THING AT ALL’

I’M HAVING THE CRACK AND I MEAN THAT LITERALLY

FOUR IN A BED JUST CAN’T BE BEAT

THREE LADIES TUGGING AT YOUR MEAT

BUT THERE’S NEVER A QUESTION I’M ALWAYS HOME FOR TEA.

CHORUS

‘CAUSE I’M DOING THE WIFE’S SISTER

DOING THE WIFES SISTER

DOING THE WIFES SISTER ON THE SLY.

BREAK:

RODGE: ARE YOU NOT GUILTY ABOUT CHEATING ON YOUR WIFE?

PODGE: AH NO, SURE SHE’S NOT INTERESTED IN RIDING BESIDES I'M TOO TIRED AFTER ME MENAGE A QUATRA.

RODGE:WELL, THERE’S SOMETHING I NEED TO TEL YA. WHILE YOU WERE OFF BRAGGING YER MISSUS WAS OFF SHAGGING.

PODGE;HUH? WHAT ARE YA SAYING? WHO THE HELL’S SHE CHEATING WITH?

RODGE: WELL, LET ME TELL YOU IN SONG..

CHORUS

I’M DOING THE BROTHER’S WIFE,

DOING THE BROTHER’S WIFE

DOING THE BROTHER’S WIFE ON THE SLY

CHORUS (CONT’D)

DOING THE WIFE’S SISTER

DOING THE BROTHER’S WIFE

DOING THE WIFE’S SISTER ON THE SLY.

END.



Jared.

" Feckin' students. If there not stealing somethin' their.... filming somethin'! "


I need money badly.. join my cult? It's either that or a job....

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Prog / Just in case you're the fella what gets his on Thursday
« on: 20 June, 2002, 01:06:58 AM »
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" Smithers theres a rocket in my pocket "

190
General / There's a sofa up me arse Elizah
« on: 18 June, 2002, 04:02:17 AM »
Does anyone else think there are too many revamps of old stories in 2k? I love strontium dog, but maybe theres something to be said for fresh ideas. 13 is a good example like it or hate it it's certainly original.

Another thing I find a bit off is allowing newer writers to take over writing for an old series. I kind of feel that it " belongs " to the original writer. If its exceptional maybe, if its Dan Abnett ( AGAIN ) then no.

Jared " Yes I'm fine " Katooie

Post script. The titles from the charts in Ballydung. Bless their twisted hearts!

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Off Topic / This is very, very much off-topic so be forewarned...
« on: 14 June, 2002, 01:53:51 AM »
This may seem a bit random but it just occured to me.... whatever happened to the Dehli monkeyman? When first I heard of him I didnt believe it but shortly afterwards I heard news reports about his rampage across rooftops in Dehli.

Does anyone know what happened to the rampaging man-monkey? Has he killed again? Is he still at large? Also are there any websites dedicated to him? I MUST KNOW!!

Jared " read my other post, it got dumped to the rear end of the list " Katooie

192
General / More scripts please.
« on: 13 June, 2002, 06:30:42 PM »
Being possesed of an analytical mind I often find myself wondering how the scripts for certain stories are written. The few scripts that are online have proved helpful but I would appreciate it if more could be uploaded. A new script every month would be great and these could be from any story old or new.

Also I'm curious as to how someone would get their own stuff on the site, are there any special requirements?

J Kat

193
Suggestions / The poor standard displayed in recent future shocks
« on: 08 June, 2002, 03:29:48 AM »
Of late I have noticed a sharp decline in the quality of future shocks. They have a tendency to repeat storylines and endings which have seen print before. While reading the latest copy of 2000 AD's sister publication the Judge Dredd megazine I noticed a reference to " the testing ground for new writers " that 2000 AD supposedly offers.

I put it to you then Tharg that the recurring themes which have proved to the detriment of your publication can be attributed to the repeated usage of the same small group of writers used in the production of scripts.

With many eager fans only to keen to see their work in publication for no fee whatsoever it seems unusual to me that you have not made use of them. Granted their offerings may not be as tightly scripted as the work of the professionals but I am sure my fellow readers are willing to tolerate this, if only to reassure ourselves of the fact that we too have a chance at seeing our names in print in your sterling publication.

I thank you.

and now back to my 250 page Dredd epic - here's a quick peek...
" CHIEF JUDGE GOODMAN: Good work Dredd! Since you've been patrolling section six of the city crime has dropped drastically! The people are in your debt. "

" JUDGE DREDD: Thanks your honour! "

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General / Cheap, bumper-sized reprints
« on: 14 May, 2002, 08:44:09 PM »
With 2000AD currently enjoying greater success than ever before maybe there would be a market for large collections of stories from its past.

100 page black and white graphic novels with stuff like nemesis, zenith etc. along the lines of Marvels essential collections.

This was already mentioned before but maybe the recent reprints in the megazine have negated this possibility.

What does everyone else think?

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General / My very first post ( anywhere )
« on: 13 May, 2002, 06:59:13 PM »
long time lurker, first time poster.

Ah. How I shall look back on this with nostalgia.

Um. Anyway i'm a little new to this concept but I should actually return with something to say (one day).


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