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Games / Re: Your top 10 games list
« on: 01 October, 2008, 02:46:05 pm »
My Top Ten Games of all time are...

10: Chess. I'm no good at it, no good at all, but as a concept I love it.

9: Hiding "Stinky" McFadden's sports kit (that just never got old).

8: Scare the Pedestrian (an old bus-drivers' game, passes hours and hours without getting boring).

7: Discombobulate the Cyclist (see above).

6: F**k the Trucker (on finding a lorry reversing in a tight space, give the driver encouraging hand signals in order to make him reverse into a posh car or a lamp post - then you run like stink).

5: Who's the Daddy? (For this game you will need; one newborn baby, one bottle of strong drink, one untrustworthy wife/girlfriend and a claw hammer.)

4: Sick Stain Challenge (you feed first year pupils a variety of foodstuffs such as worms, rotting leaves, beetles and wasps and then see which one makes the most artistic or unusual vomit stain. I really was a terrible teacher...)

3: Punch the Prime Minister (in the modern version, one attaches the name "Gordon Brown" to the least popular member of the group, then you punch him. Repeatedly. The winner is the last one to burst into tears.)

2: Hide the sausage.

1: Naked Twister.

General / Re: 2000AD September Art Comp: Voting Thread
« on: 01 October, 2008, 02:03:53 pm »
Hard one to judge this month...

1: Kerrin 01

2: Mike Carroll 01

3: Tulkas 01

HM: Just about everybody, but especially Supersurfer 01, Larf 01 and, of course, Bolt 01. But, if only one can be chosen in the HM category, then it's going to have to be Larf.

Announcements / Re: Welcome to the new forum!
« on: 29 September, 2008, 03:01:29 pm »
Quote from: "McMonkeyBoy"
I've read a bunch of Progs featuring the ABC warriors in the 1520 area and was blown away by the story but Im desperate to know what happens next! Which issues did the next part take place in...

This might help:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A.B.C._Warriors

Film & TV / Re: S**T Movies
« on: 29 September, 2008, 02:17:25 pm »
I'm going to be true heathen here and proclaim my dislike of arty foreign films. I'm not talking The City of Lost Children or Pan's Labyrinth here, but that utter cack channels like BBC4 show. Movies where bad-tempered, sultry women with hairy armpits shag, sulk and smoke their way through some painfully dull black and white world aided by an unshaven troglodyte in a white vest whose only possessions in the world are a comb and a moped. If I wanted to watch boring crumblefrapp like this I'd stick Eastenders on the telly, take my brain out and at least be amused by the pretty colours.

Where my club? Need go hunting now...

Film & TV / Re: S**T Movies
« on: 29 September, 2008, 02:02:31 pm »
Quote from: "Kerrin"
Starship Troopers 2... Unfuckingbelievable.

An then there's Starship Troopers 3. Better have some progs with you to read while it's on.

Off Topic / Re: Freaky Friday...
« on: 26 September, 2008, 08:32:53 pm »
Ye gods, we'd none of us be safe...

Film & TV / Re: Fantastic/Forgetable Film Scores.
« on: 26 September, 2008, 08:29:23 pm »
Judge Dredd (probably the best thing about the movie, the kind of tune that sticks in your head for days)

Last of the Mohicans (uplifting and, Like Dredd, often used in programmes like Horizon, when normal hyperbole just isn't enough to cut the mustard without being underlined by orchestral extravagance)

Alien (proper spooky)

True Romance (steel drums, lovely!)

We Were Soldiers (or was it Black Hawk Down? I forget)  (Lay me doon, in the cold, cold groond...)

Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? (Down in the River to Pray...I am a Man of Constant Sorrow... etc)

Fargo (you know it's true)

The Blues Brothers (do musicals count?)

Superman (hairy neck-tingling effect)

Dambusters (but of course)

Film & TV / Re: Top 100 Movies of the 2000AD forums!
« on: 26 September, 2008, 03:01:20 pm »
Saving Private Ryan
The Terminator
The City of Lost Children
Sin City
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Monty Python's Life of Brian

General / Re: 2000AD September Art Comp: This Is The End, Beautiful Friend
« on: 24 September, 2008, 09:14:00 pm »
Yes, it probably should have been Dwedd, but I couldn't be bothered altering the logo  :(

Here's another, anyway...

This compo has got me thinking darkly thoughtlets.

General / Re: 2000AD September Art Comp: This Is The End, Beautiful Friend
« on: 24 September, 2008, 02:34:15 pm »
Well, at least it can't be as bad as the first one... can it? Oh Lordy.

Going to be hard to pick favourites this month, that's for darned tootin' sure.

General / Re: 2000AD September Art Comp: This Is The End, Beautiful Friend
« on: 24 September, 2008, 07:23:47 am »
Profuse apologies to all involved... (especially Mr Staples).

I'm not sure whether I'm quite getting my head around this compo...

General / Re: 2000AD September Art Comp: This Is The End, Beautiful Friend
« on: 18 September, 2008, 04:19:03 am »
The most horrid death I could think of... Oy! Stan! Nooooooo!

'Nuff said. (Who is Nuff, anyway, and what did he say?)

General / Re: 2000AD September Art Comp: This Is The End, Beautiful Friend
« on: 03 September, 2008, 04:28:19 pm »
Made this a while back, but I think it fits here.

I'll have a think about some more...

Classifieds / Re: 2000AD and Megazine Collection for Sale
« on: 31 August, 2008, 11:07:31 pm »
Quote from: "paulvonscott"
I'll try and have a look for that winter special, L.Shark is after.  No idea when I'll get to em!

Thanks, I appreciate it. And don't worry, it will be well looked after in a Thrill-friendly environment.   :ugeek:

Film & TV / Re: Judge Dredd TV Series
« on: 22 August, 2008, 11:26:54 am »

Who said anything about fun? This is all about the correct application of Zizz...  :lol:

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