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Author Topic: Pr0n Spam- don't read if easily offended.  (Read 2194 times)

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Re: Pr0n Spam- don't read if easil...
« Reply #30 on: 25 September, 2005, 08:27:57 am »
Messages from Brazil would surely be more likely to be in Portuguese than Spanish. How's your Portuguese, UKDane?
STRIKE !!!

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Re: Pr0n Spam- don't read if easil...
« Reply #31 on: 25 September, 2005, 02:19:22 pm »
*tsk* Exactly- I don't know if it's Spanish or Portuguese. So what's the point?
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Re: Pr0n Spam- don't read if easil...
« Reply #32 on: 25 September, 2005, 08:35:19 pm »
How would one go about scoring Viagra by the way?

1) Illegal - Off a dealer, same as most other drugs.  "E and a V" is a popular combination, I understand.

2) Expensive - Order from the US to go to another country without the UK restrictions (e.g. Greece).  Go to that country & pick up your parcel.

3) Embarrassing - Go to doctor.  Lie.

4) Silly - respond to email labelled "FREE V!AgRA!"

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Re: Pr0n Spam- don't read if easil...
« Reply #33 on: 25 September, 2005, 08:59:42 pm »
I don't seem to get as much pr0n spam as I used to - it's more shares, viagra and fake rolexes these days.

Stocks, cocks and fake clocks.

I just got an e-mail from Anita who was worried about the size of her penis...

- Steve

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Re: Pr0n Spam- don't read if easil...
« Reply #34 on: 26 September, 2005, 04:26:25 am »
So my Doctor could provide some?

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Re: Pr0n Spam- don't read if easil...
« Reply #35 on: 26 September, 2005, 04:41:37 am »
Wouldn't it be a lot easier for you to just look at a photo of Doris Day wearing chaps? ;)

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Re: Pr0n Spam- don't read if easil...
« Reply #36 on: 26 September, 2005, 04:45:15 am »
I don't think I've ever beaten one out over Doris Day.

And more importantly neither has the character that is in the play I'm writing.

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Re: Pr0n Spam- don't read if easil...
« Reply #37 on: 26 September, 2005, 04:45:28 am »
Or get some tickets for Countdown... ?

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Re: Pr0n Spam- don't read if easil...
« Reply #38 on: 26 September, 2005, 05:06:29 am »
He's not beaten one out over Suzie Dent either, but then pictures of Suzie Dent are very rare.

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Re: Pr0n Spam- don't read if easil...
« Reply #39 on: 26 September, 2005, 06:41:34 pm »
You're telling me.  I could only find this one and it didn't arouse me at all.

Who *is* Suzie Dent?
Pffft...

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Re: Pr0n Spam- don't read if easil...
« Reply #40 on: 26 September, 2005, 07:43:57 pm »
Why don't you check out the unofficial Suzie Dent homepage for some hot Dent action?

Link: Unofficial Suzie Dent homepage


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Re: Pr0n Spam- don't read if easil...
« Reply #41 on: 26 September, 2005, 10:47:13 pm »
 i get portugese ones, i assumed its cos i once used bable-fish to trans portugese.

not too many nasties these days. lots offering me cialis & viagra, why ? why would i want that? now if they offered copious amounts of bromide, to put in the water supply, then i'd be interested.