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Author Topic: Squaxx Telling Jokes  (Read 41851 times)

von Boom

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #360 on: 31 July, 2019, 01:13:33 pm »
I was in the chemist buying some condoms....
Cashier: "Do you need a bag?"
Me: "Nah, she ain't that ugly."

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #361 on: 31 July, 2019, 10:48:48 pm »
There was a fire at a circus - it was in tents.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #362 on: 01 August, 2019, 08:48:18 pm »
I was in the chemist buying some condoms....
Cashier: "Do you need a bag?"
Me: "Nah, she ain't that ugly."

how about a beer?

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #363 on: 22 August, 2019, 02:23:07 pm »
What do you get when you cross a Gladiator with a plant that grows in the desert?

Spartacactus.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #364 on: 23 August, 2019, 12:55:35 pm »
To the fecker that stole my trainers and Hi-Viz jacket - you can run but you can't hide.

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fate amenable to change

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #366 on: 23 August, 2019, 07:00:50 pm »
I like some of his older ones:

"I wasn't close to my dad when he died ... just as well since he stood on a land mine."