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The Legendary Shark

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HuntFace
« on: 06 November, 2013, 11:45:44 pm »
So - I think I've invented a bit of a game. It's either genius or the most boring game ever.

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I ask you to find somebody for me based on five criteria: Location, Physical Attribute, Possession, Obsession, Profession = maximum of 5 points. You then use your Net-Fu to find the closest match.

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Find me an American big-breasted pool-table owner who collects frogs and drives a taxi.

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Can it be done? Is it even possible? Can the game be improved? Should it be improved or just swiftly glossed over?

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I hereby commend this idea to the House.



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Re: HuntFace
« Reply #1 on: 07 November, 2013, 09:17:24 am »
I ask you to find somebody for me based on five criteria: Location, Physical Attribute, Possession, Obsession, Profession = maximum of 5 points. You then use your Net-Fu to find the closest match.

Good game, but seems hellishly difficult if you don't have access to the various social/profile networks.  Still, so far I've seen a lot of well-filled bikinis, some colourful species of frog, a good League of Extraordinary Gentlemen blog  and some horrible stories about Cambodian sex workers.

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Re: HuntFace
« Reply #2 on: 07 November, 2013, 11:08:26 am »
Lord - what was I drinking last night?

Still, anything leading to well-filled bikinis has to be at least a bit  good, right?

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Re: HuntFace
« Reply #3 on: 07 November, 2013, 12:34:23 pm »
Have you been smoking your keyboard again, Shark?
You may quote me on that.

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Re: HuntFace
« Reply #4 on: 07 November, 2013, 01:06:15 pm »
You'll have to ask the guys at FQP about that!**

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And yes.

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**This is officially the most obscure "joke" I have ever "cracked".

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Re: HuntFace
« Reply #5 on: 07 November, 2013, 01:28:39 pm »
How about Debra?



She's an Ozzer rather than a Yank, and there's no obvious mention of a pool table but:

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On the job, Debra's nickname is 'Froggie' because she loves green tree frogs. When she isn't driving a taxi, she works part time as a level 3 pharmacy assistant which she started at the same time as the taxi course.

It's hard to get a reading on the chest aspect, but it seems likely that she's on the larger side of the mean value for such things.

2.5/5, maybe?  Anyone do better?

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Re: HuntFace
« Reply #6 on: 07 November, 2013, 01:47:57 pm »
2.5 points plus 1 bonus point for being ftp (first to post). Bonus points available for creative interpretation of the HuntFace categories? First to 5 points wins and makes the next HuntFace request.

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So far, Tordels leads with 3.5 points...