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Squaxx Telling Jokes
« on: 22 November, 2014, 09:12:18 am »
Liverpool city centre was brought to a standstill this morning when a suspicious object was seen inside a parked van. The object transpired to be a tax disk.
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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #1 on: 22 November, 2014, 09:21:02 am »
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles


What did Arnie say when he was invited to a fancy dress party with a musical theme?

I'll be Bach

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #2 on: 22 November, 2014, 09:31:17 am »
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anybody can roast beef...

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #3 on: 22 November, 2014, 09:58:40 am »
Why did the baker have smelly hands? He was kneading a poo.
Lock up your spoons!

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #4 on: 22 November, 2014, 10:21:31 am »
What's green and smells? Tharg's bum.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #5 on: 22 November, 2014, 10:49:49 am »
What's Beethoven's 5th favourite fruit?

Ba-na-na-naaa!

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #6 on: 22 November, 2014, 11:58:43 am »
What's green and lets you do anything?

Permit the Frog

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #7 on: 22 November, 2014, 01:03:58 pm »
Two Mallards walk into a Bar, the third one Ducks.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #8 on: 22 November, 2014, 01:06:38 pm »
Two nuns on a park bench, when a streaker runs past.
One has a stroke, the other can't reach!

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #9 on: 22 November, 2014, 01:13:22 pm »
Two nuns are riding bikes through the backstreets. "I've never come this way before," says the first nun. "Neither have I," says the second, "it must be the cobbles."

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #10 on: 22 November, 2014, 01:18:31 pm »
A man walks into a bar...

...ouch

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #11 on: 22 November, 2014, 02:19:55 pm »
A guy walks into an off license in North Belfast, buys a bottle of wine and heads for the counter. There, is the usual wee bottle blonde lassie of about 17, slouching behind the counter, chewing gum and on the mobile to her mate. The guy stands for a while and eventually the girl deigns to notice him. So with a sigh and roll of the eyes, she puts the mobile down and totes up his bill. "That'll be 10.66 mister" she snaps. The guy is fairly clever and atttempts some drollery: "ah, 10.66" says he "Battle of Hastings". The wee girl looks at him as if he is from Pluto and after a few moments confused pause, retorts: "we don't sell no battles of Hastings in here". Z
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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #12 on: 22 November, 2014, 02:36:54 pm »
Did you hear about the constipated Mathematician?

He worked it out with a pencil.....

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #13 on: 23 November, 2014, 08:56:08 am »
Who is this Rorschach guy and why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting?

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #14 on: 23 November, 2014, 08:06:15 pm »
What do you give poorly pig?


Oinment.