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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #315 on: 08 March, 2019, 04:19:30 pm »
A Roman walked into a bar, held up two fingers and said, "Five beers please."

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #316 on: 08 March, 2019, 05:32:33 pm »
You laugh,  but I remember my first day in Beijing when a shopkeeper held up crossed fingers expectantly.  I learned later that the Chinese symbol for 10 looks like an X
“Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest”

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #317 on: 08 March, 2019, 09:35:35 pm »
You laugh,  but I remember my first day in Beijing when a shopkeeper held up crossed fingers expectantly.  I learned later that the Chinese symbol for 10 looks like an X

Never knew that:


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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #318 on: 08 March, 2019, 10:27:12 pm »
You laugh,  but I remember my first day in Beijing when a shopkeeper held up crossed fingers expectantly.  I learned later that the Chinese symbol for 10 looks like an X

I was a teaching assistant in a French school during my degree, and often used the "OK" sign to signal approval, but the class seemed perturbed - turns out, that circular gesture means 'nul' (zero) in France - Instead of being encouraging at their English efforts, I was gesturing *you're rubbish"

A double meaning walks into a bar and kills ten people.  Pun in, ten dead.

Anyone I meet for the next few months is getting that!  :lol:

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #319 on: 13 March, 2019, 08:28:44 pm »
What do you get when you cross Harrison Ford with a Dwarf?

Han So-Low.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #320 on: 13 March, 2019, 09:31:01 pm »
What do you get when you cross Harrison Ford with a Dwarf?

Han So-Low.

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