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Noah Angel

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ALL ABOARD!!!
« on: 10 August, 2004, 03:15:21 AM »
Well there's nasty weather ahead for the country. Severe floods and storms are on their way, but I've a stable set aside on my Ark for a couple of 2K fans.

State the reasons why you should be saved from the wrath of God and I'll select a suitable breeding pair from you all to re-populate the message board with.

Those of you not selected would be advised to keep a look out for Bill Savage in his DUKW 'cos I'm not leaving the unicorns behind a second time.

Bico

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Re: ALL ABOARD!!!
« Reply #1 on: 10 August, 2004, 03:50:43 AM »
BAH!  I thought this was gonna be a thread about choo-choo trains!

Fuck off and keep your second eden, Noah!  I'm gonna have my OWN ark, only it'll not be a poofy boat - it'll be a train.  It'll be that flying space-train robot from Transformers, and he'll stamp your poxy boat into the dirt from whence it came, and there's gonna be hookers, and gambling, and fornication.

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Re: ALL ABOARD!!!
« Reply #2 on: 10 August, 2004, 04:27:48 AM »
Im on the B Ark

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Re: ALL ABOARD!!!
« Reply #3 on: 10 August, 2004, 05:10:23 AM »
With the rest of the phone sanistisers, I should  imagine.

Mr C

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Re: ALL ABOARD!!!
« Reply #4 on: 10 August, 2004, 05:24:30 AM »
Yarr! I'll raid yer train an' knick yer booze and loose wimmen!

Aar, me hearties, who's with me?

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Re: ALL ABOARD!!!
« Reply #5 on: 10 August, 2004, 05:34:34 AM »
There's no rain where I am! I guess I am with the righteous who are to spared the coming wrath! It's lovely and sunny up here in north east Scotland at the moment...

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Re: ALL ABOARD!!!
« Reply #6 on: 10 August, 2004, 07:33:47 AM »
Please, God, bring the flood now.  Anything but this fucking heat.

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Re: ALL ABOARD!!!
« Reply #7 on: 10 August, 2004, 06:23:05 PM »
I agree with James, but I've never read 'the flood'.

Suppose it can't be worse than Heat though :P

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Re: ALL ABOARD!!!
« Reply #8 on: 10 August, 2004, 06:45:31 PM »
I was the only dinosaur (apart from Nessie) to sruvive the last extinction level event.  

And that was a fucking huge asteroid so I hardly think a few rain drops are going to bother my long necked yet tiny brained form.
Be excellent to each other. And party on!

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Re: ALL ABOARD!!!
« Reply #9 on: 10 August, 2004, 07:32:21 PM »
It rained this morning.  Sweet, sweet rain.

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Re: ALL ABOARD!!!
« Reply #10 on: 10 August, 2004, 07:45:45 PM »
It's raining like f*ck over here at the minute.  I'm glad the space-train is fuelled up and ready to go.

CHOO-CHOO!

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Re: ALL ABOARD!!!
« Reply #11 on: 10 August, 2004, 08:35:37 PM »
SPACE TRAIN PARKING AND SPACE RAIL TAX AUTHORATY
OFFICAL NOTICE

This space train has been CLAMPED as it has been park in a NO SPACE TRAIN PARKING ZONE removal of clamp will be after a fine of $?1000 to the SPACE TRAIN PARKING AND SPACE RAIL TAX AUTHORATY
Please note ANY ATTEMPT TO ILLEGALLY REMOVE THE CLAMP WILL RESULT IN MULTPULE NUCLER WARHEAD DETINATION AND IMMIDAET ENSLAVEMENT OF ANY SUVIVING FAMILY UNITS
+++THRILL POWER, OVERWHELMING++++++THRILL POWER, OVERWHELMING+++

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Re: ALL ABOARD!!!
« Reply #12 on: 10 August, 2004, 08:39:39 PM »
Never mind if the civil servant behind the nukes is the same as the one behind the notice, it'll just be Paisley train station that won't be seeing tomorrow

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Re: ALL ABOARD!!!
« Reply #13 on: 10 August, 2004, 08:44:00 PM »
Because I have a great ass.

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Re: ALL ABOARD!!!
« Reply #14 on: 10 August, 2004, 08:45:06 PM »
Krusti! You're back!