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Matt Timson

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Re: Small scary
« Reply #15 on: 16 December, 2004, 07:35:27 PM »
Never mind all that smut- what about 'Ian Tough'?  He must have had the shit kicked out of him every day at school with a name like that...
Pffft...

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Re: Small scary
« Reply #16 on: 16 December, 2004, 07:46:31 PM »
well, presumably that's why he has his wife dress up as a schoolboy :p

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Re: Small scary
« Reply #17 on: 16 December, 2004, 08:03:33 PM »
Today's Daily Record bill - the poster outside the newsagents - is possibly one of the most bizarre things I've ever soon:

"Jimmy Krankie in beanstalk plunge horror!"

It's like something out of Viz...

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Re: Small scary
« Reply #18 on: 16 December, 2004, 08:04:00 PM »
"one of the most bizarre things I've ever soon"

I mean "seen," of course.

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Re: Small scary
« Reply #19 on: 16 December, 2004, 08:21:25 PM »
WARNING *bad pun*

Bet she didnt think THAT was.............

...........Fandabbydozie!!

Appologies in advance.
Best wishes for a full recovery (strange little lady-boy).

Hope she's ok for christmas

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Re: Small scary
« Reply #20 on: 16 December, 2004, 08:27:09 PM »
I'm still waiting for the pun.

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STRIKE !!!

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Re: Small scary
« Reply #21 on: 16 December, 2004, 08:46:39 PM »
She fell 20ft according to The Mirror.

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Re: Small scary
« Reply #22 on: 16 December, 2004, 08:51:37 PM »
poor wee thing !

i was entertained by the fact that every newspaper was front page blunkett tears spectactuar....except the record " jimmy krankie ! blah blah "

" tragic terrible heroic blunkett crys "
" a great man in tears resigns "
" evil bastard blunkett mentioned his son "
" Jimmy krankie in beanstalk plunge horror !"

what bothered me is how it would kindo ruined the rest o the show for all those grannies & school kids. "its behind you !"

"oh no she isnt !"

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Re: Small scary
« Reply #23 on: 16 December, 2004, 09:05:08 PM »
She's broken her collarbone.

Ouch.

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Re: Small scary
« Reply #24 on: 16 December, 2004, 09:11:37 PM »
"ohhh no she hasnt !"

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Re: Small scary
« Reply #25 on: 16 December, 2004, 09:41:09 PM »
Was she playing the giant?

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Re: Small scary
« Reply #26 on: 16 December, 2004, 10:11:38 PM »
Playing his pink oboe maybe.

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Re: Small scary
« Reply #27 on: 16 December, 2004, 10:38:57 PM »
Oh, it was a PANTOMIME - I thought it meant she fell off a real beanstalk.

ADE

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Re: Small scary
« Reply #28 on: 17 December, 2004, 08:42:41 PM »
'The audience who saw the fall during the day have been given a full refund.'

I would have refused the refund whilst wiping tears of mirth from my eyes and shouting ENCORE!. In fact I'd have paid double to have seen it. Gratuitous injuries, that's what I want to see when I go to a pantomime involving F-List 'salabrities'. Now if only I could get Jim Davidson up a FORTY foot beanstalk...

'Tis the season to be jolly, but at someone else's expense ;)

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Re: Small scary
« Reply #29 on: 17 December, 2004, 08:58:13 PM »
Sadly, no-one saw it.

The stage was dark at the time.

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