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Worst Music Videos Evah Thread.
« on: 20 January, 2009, 08:04:05 am »
I applaud Satchmo for introducing me to the awful, awful, awful AmerUHcaH video which had tears of laughter and despair running down my cheeks - see it here http://http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KP2u9CvPgwg&feature=related

I wanted to start a worst music video ever thread so we can see more. I'll start by throwing The Christmas Shoes into the hat. This video just blows my fucking mind everytime I watch it, just stunningly awful:

http://http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KP2u9CvPgwg&feature=related

Can anyone beat it?

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Re: Worst Music Videos Evah Thread.
« Reply #1 on: 20 January, 2009, 08:18:14 am »
Damn it, sorry folks, here's the correct link to The Christmas Shoes:

http://http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=VNsvE33pRSw

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Re: Worst Music Videos Evah Thread.
« Reply #2 on: 20 January, 2009, 09:02:51 am »
Skeletal Family - Promised Land

Great song, rubbish video. Could they look any more uncomfortable?

http://http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=41AqlPjc-Wc

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Re: Worst Music Videos Evah Thread.
« Reply #3 on: 20 January, 2009, 09:11:01 am »
Fish and Tony Banks - Shortcut to somewhere

http://http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=afX1yoI7YwA

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Re: Worst Music Videos Evah Thread.
« Reply #5 on: 20 January, 2009, 10:25:17 am »
Look you lot, cut it out.  I have "yii, yii, c'mon, yii" going round and round in my head as it, now I have "I donwanna lose you...  (misses note) tonight" as well.  C'mon. Yii.  

Holy shit, I have bionic fingers now.  So much for that New Year's resolution.

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Re: Worst Music Videos Evah Thread.
« Reply #6 on: 20 January, 2009, 10:31:53 am »
Ladies and gentlemen. I bring you...the worst beat-box ever:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6hBG0PpkYkA

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Re: Worst Music Videos Evah Thread.
« Reply #7 on: 20 January, 2009, 10:40:14 am »
Does that guy know that he can watch the videos he makes before he posts them?

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Re: Worst Music Videos Evah Thread.
« Reply #8 on: 20 January, 2009, 11:33:32 am »
I assume everyone will have already seen this one, but a list of bad music videos wouldn't really be complete without it.

"I hope my black brothers feel the same like me..."

http://http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WIf7_ZDGSHQ

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Re: Worst Music Videos Evah Thread.
« Reply #9 on: 20 January, 2009, 11:56:18 am »
See my sig Radie?
He’s only trying to be what following how his dreams make you wanna be, man!

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Re: Worst Music Videos Evah Thread.
« Reply #10 on: 20 January, 2009, 12:05:31 pm »
I have sigs disabled so no.

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Re: Worst Music Videos Evah Thread.
« Reply #11 on: 20 January, 2009, 01:10:42 pm »
This thread wouldn't be complete without The Kersal Massive.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uja3W-ibi ... re=related

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Re: Worst Music Videos Evah Thread.
« Reply #12 on: 20 January, 2009, 01:24:39 pm »
C'mon.  Yi.  C'mon. Yi.

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGHHHHHHHH why won't it STOP

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Re: Worst Music Videos Evah Thread.
« Reply #13 on: 20 January, 2009, 01:28:31 pm »
Sometimes people make a war Tordelback, nothing we can do about it.
Check.

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Re: Worst Music Videos Evah Thread.
« Reply #14 on: 20 January, 2009, 01:34:36 pm »
Best bit is after pale-as-the-grave chorus bloke sings 'Don't know what it's for', and he says, disgustedly, 'Business,' as though imparting some great political insight.

C'mon, yiiiiiiih.