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Re: Worst Music Videos Evah Thread.
« Reply #30 on: 23 January, 2009, 03:43:45 pm »
That might be the worst song I've ever heard...

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Re: Worst Music Videos Evah Thread.
« Reply #31 on: 23 January, 2009, 03:46:08 pm »
Holy shit Shutdown Man, that Brokencyde stuff was horrible!

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Re: Worst Music Videos Evah Thread.
« Reply #32 on: 23 January, 2009, 03:51:03 pm »
Yup, it seems to have that effect on pretty much everyone who sees it.
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Re: Worst Music Videos Evah Thread.
« Reply #33 on: 23 January, 2009, 04:03:41 pm »
bag o' wank

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Re: Worst Music Videos Evah Thread.
« Reply #34 on: 23 January, 2009, 04:04:30 pm »
That sounds like a really rubbish version of Pop The Glock, which is awesome but I expect some of you puritanical rock fans will find something to complain about:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eG-brC_NG ... annel_page
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Re: Worst Music Videos Evah Thread.
« Reply #35 on: 24 January, 2009, 11:15:23 pm »
How the hell could I forget this classic? NSFW, and it'll awake Adrian Bamforth from his slumber as the Gay Agenda takes over the world.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
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Re: Worst Music Videos Evah Thread.
« Reply #36 on: 25 January, 2009, 12:09:58 am »
Oh man, I watched all of that 'What What' video - I need to scrub my eyes!

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Re: Worst Music Videos Evah Thread.
« Reply #37 on: 25 January, 2009, 12:23:25 am »
I said what what was that shit.
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Re: Worst Music Videos Evah Thread.
« Reply #38 on: 25 January, 2009, 04:19:13 am »
big night, bad idea looking at this thread i now need to pour drano or something in my heaqd to clear it.

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Re: Worst Music Videos Evah Thread.
« Reply #39 on: 26 January, 2009, 01:13:26 pm »
Mawkish US Evangelist bullshit ahoy! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pimVLk15i ... re=related

Abortion is a thorny issue which invokes strong reactions from both sides of the debate. If you're a pro-lifer, then that's ok. Just remember that your on this asshole's team. Be careful when watching cos around 1:40 he replicates the mating call of Cthulu. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eaeJ60Zazvk

As one commenter put it: "Someone check this guy's backyard for dead hookers".

Parody: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=kk16Xz8IW ... re=related
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Re: Worst Music Videos Evah Thread.
« Reply #40 on: 26 January, 2009, 06:21:47 pm »
Quote from: "Bouwel"
I now bring you the worst Bruce Sprigsteen song ever.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yErhglOXIxM

Let's count the number of notes he hits together on one hand.

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Re: Worst Music Videos Evah Thread.
« Reply #41 on: 26 January, 2009, 08:30:54 pm »
Don't worry, just join the long line of Springsteen fans waiting to kill me (including my ex-boss).

It's a knack I have ;)

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Re: Worst Music Videos Evah Thread.
« Reply #42 on: 26 January, 2009, 10:06:53 pm »
I just watched Brokencyde .Awful.Rented girls and Range Rovers.Annoying screaming kid.Obnoxious.The screaming kid hogs the bottle of drink and doesnt share any.

Worse than that was Uffie who looks to be about 14 rapping about Glocks with the sound effect of a pistol with a revolving magazine like a Smith and Wesson when she should have used the smooth click of a column magazine being loaded.Cant understand her lyrics but the tune was alright.

More research needed next time.

Even worse than that was the evangelical video that was showing Indians living in poverty.They must be the nice poor people wheras they missed out the poor Iraqi or Palestinian children.

Trash goes into my mind and then out again.
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Re: Worst Music Videos Evah Thread.
« Reply #43 on: 26 January, 2009, 10:21:20 pm »
Here is Kanye West's new single, which is possibly the first mid-life crisis rap song. Curse you wretched Auto Tune!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=gWzlD7Lc6w8
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Re: Worst Music Videos Evah Thread.
« Reply #44 on: 26 January, 2009, 10:38:29 pm »
Maaan, that little Markie fella freaks the shit out of me. His anti abortion song was disgraceful, I wonder how much money he made form it?