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Re: Worst Music Videos Evah Thread.
« Reply #45 on: 26 January, 2009, 10:57:24 pm »
I listened to 60 seconds of Kanye West.No point listening to any more as its all the same.

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Lil Marky is like some kind of creepy comedy act and if i was god i would have struck him down with lightning a long time ago.I like the way his voice goes into Pinky and Perky/chipmunk mode.

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« Reply #46 on: 26 January, 2009, 11:05:19 pm »
Not a particularly bad video, but this fits pretty well with the song that started the thread. I heard this on the radio when I was on the holiday and I was too stunned to change the station on the radio.

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« Reply #47 on: 02 February, 2009, 10:49:15 am »
Oh, did someone say more American propaganda?

http://http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=u0yVaHKcs9E&feature=related
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Re: Worst Music Videos Evah Thread.
« Reply #48 on: 16 February, 2009, 06:22:00 pm »
Thought Sometimes People Make a War was bad? Well here is fellow Tupac devotee Ja Rule. The last minute and a half or so is simply a masterclass in egotistical self-regard. Check the ~ACTING! at 5:32.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZonJcCJU ... re=related
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« Reply #49 on: 16 February, 2009, 07:27:03 pm »
Oh my.  That is just appallingly bad.  And when did they embalm Patrick Swayze?

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Re: Worst Music Videos Evah Thread.
« Reply #50 on: 16 February, 2009, 08:44:01 pm »
Man I love those American propaganda songs, they're so bad they're good!

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Re: Worst Music Videos Evah Thread.
« Reply #51 on: 17 February, 2009, 10:05:43 am »
R kelly theres a midget in the closet.
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« Reply #52 on: 17 February, 2009, 10:52:22 am »

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« Reply #53 on: 17 February, 2009, 11:32:56 am »
The whole R Kelly opera transcends this genre of the painfully awful - it's actually more than a little brilliant.

"...the man was a midget (midget) (midget)" is one of my favourite lines from anything.

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Re: Worst Music Videos Evah Thread.
« Reply #54 on: 17 February, 2009, 11:46:59 am »
He did another batch of episodes recently, but apparently they are deliberately funny, as if the whole thing has always been a big joke, and we're all laughing with R Kelly, not at him. He's fooling no-one.

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Re: Worst Music Videos Evah Thread.
« Reply #55 on: 17 February, 2009, 11:58:22 am »
Are you sure the midget isn't just a child?
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« Reply #56 on: 17 February, 2009, 12:17:48 pm »
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Are you sure the midget isn't just a child?

If it was a kid, R Kelly would jump back out of the closet to piss on him.

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« Reply #57 on: 17 February, 2009, 12:59:14 pm »
B'dum tish, Wils, b'dum tish!

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and we're all laughing with R Kelly, not at him. He's fooling no-one

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Re: Worst Music Videos Evah Thread.
« Reply #58 on: 17 February, 2009, 01:23:34 pm »
Whilst we're on the topic of pederasty, here's ubiquitous Auto-Tune hack Akon not apologising for groping a teenager.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS7aULdHo24
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Re: Worst Music Videos Evah Thread.
« Reply #59 on: 17 February, 2009, 05:30:23 pm »
This :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-wGMlSuX_c

Everything about it.Her ,the lyrics,her voice,her face,the video,the music,the production - everything.

"I want fuckloads of diamonds..." and even worse and even more distateful than that : "I hear people die while trying to find them...."  

The production has that horrible synthetic Pro-Tools sound to it plus the overuse of what sounds like a Yamaha DX7 synth.It sounds dated yet its new.

Pathetic garbage.
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