Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
 

Author Topic: Life Spugs because...  (Read 302305 times)

The Legendary Shark

  • Member
  • Bionic Fingers
  • *****
  • Posts: 9499
  • Tip: Sharks only attack you if you're wet.
    • View Profile
    • The Sharkpool Blog
Re: Life Spugs because...
« Reply #1365 on: 24 January, 2010, 01:49:08 pm »
Fuck me, if it's not an arse it's an elbow.

I didn't know there was a difference...
~~~^~~~~~~~

Be excellent to each other. And party on!

https://www.giffgaff.com/orders/affiliate/the_legendary_shark


Blog.

Roger Godpleton

  • Member
  • Bionic Fingers
  • *****
  • Posts: 7179
  • Welcome to you're "Doom"!
    • View Profile
Re: Life Spugs because...
« Reply #1366 on: 24 January, 2010, 10:18:39 pm »
I deodorized my balls with Lynx: Africa and they started to sting. They feel like they are on fire.
He’s only trying to be what following how his dreams make you wanna be, man!

TordelBack

  • Member
  • CALL-ME-KENNETH!
  • *****
  • Posts: 25596
  • Thunder Chops is dragged off, gnashing...
    • View Profile
Re: Life Spugs because...
« Reply #1367 on: 24 January, 2010, 10:24:39 pm »
Ah Roger lad, you do give me some right good laughs! 

SuperSurfer

  • Member
  • Battle Hardened War Robot
  • ****
  • Posts: 3252
    • View Profile
    • Blog of the Surfer
Re: Life Spugs because...
« Reply #1368 on: 24 January, 2010, 10:27:48 pm »
Man, those are some pretty major spugs, Pete W and SBT. Hope things get better.

No sympathy for Roger though.

Kerrin

  • Member
  • Battle Hardened War Robot
  • ****
  • Posts: 3773
  • +OMNIUM INSIDE+
    • View Profile
Re: Life Spugs because...
« Reply #1369 on: 25 January, 2010, 07:37:26 am »
I deodorized my balls with Lynx: Africa and they started to sting. They feel like they are on fire.

Dangle them in a teacup full of CYLLIT BANG! That will soothe the burning sensation and give them a healthy shine.

The Doctor Alt 8

  • Member
  • Evil Cyborg
  • ****
  • Posts: 2125
  • http://collinwood.yuku.com/directory
    • View Profile
    • The Alternate Eighth Doctors Matrix
Re: Life Spugs because...
« Reply #1370 on: 25 January, 2010, 03:25:22 pm »
I would refrain from taking the advice from the poster above me....

At least if you are going to follow it ... film yourself. That is the kind of stupidity that'll bring you instant fame.....

The Doctor Alt 8

  • Member
  • Evil Cyborg
  • ****
  • Posts: 2125
  • http://collinwood.yuku.com/directory
    • View Profile
    • The Alternate Eighth Doctors Matrix
Re: Life Spugs because...
« Reply #1371 on: 27 January, 2010, 07:49:32 pm »
...because I have just done one of the most disgusting things it is possible to do.

Ahem.

I can't believe I'm posing this.

I just went to the toilet. While sitting on the toilet, I noticed a slug on our bathroom floor- so I took some bog roll, leaned forward and picked it up, so I could flush it- which is what I usually do with the little bastards.

However, I was then distracted by a text message, and when I had read it, proceded to absent-mindedly wipe my arse with a slug. I felt it burst on my ringpiece.

Laugh or be sick and die- it was a hard decision. I couldn't leap up and run away, there's no escape from your own arse.

I go now, in my shame.

SBT

You do realize that someone, somewhere has just been inspired to try this as a sexual fetish don't you?
(New to forum, so forgive V lateness of responce)

BTW don't flush the slugs... that's what they WANT you to do. They have an empire down there.
Save them up and feed `em to the nearest hedgehog.

IAMTHESYSTEM

  • Member
  • Battle Hardened War Robot
  • ****
  • Posts: 3351
    • View Profile
Re: Life Spugs because...
« Reply #1372 on: 27 January, 2010, 08:14:11 pm »
What's the Goverment doing sbout the slug menace?

Never be ashamed SBT. Hold your sphincter high and think of....something non slug related.  :D
“You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension.”

http://artriad.deviantart.com/
― Nikola Tesla

wild-seven

  • Member
  • Prog Stacking Droid
  • ***
  • Posts: 507
  • I've got Tiger Force
    • View Profile
Re: Life Spugs because...
« Reply #1373 on: 27 January, 2010, 08:45:09 pm »
Quote
What's the Goverment doing sbout the slug menace?

They're contemplating spraying every single slug with Lynx Africa, then dipping them in Cillit bang - instant crispy slug
I was going to procrastinate but I think I'll leave it till tomorrow

Dandontdare

  • Member
  • CALL-ME-KENNETH!
  • *****
  • Posts: 10129
    • View Profile
Re: Life Spugs because...
« Reply #1374 on: 27 January, 2010, 09:17:20 pm »
Ah, Bumslug Revisited: *nostalgic sigh* How we laughed!

COMMANDO FORCES

  • Member
  • CALL-ME-KENNETH!
  • *****
  • Posts: 12689
  • Being nice is my game!
    • View Profile
    • Cellar of Dredd
Re: Life Spugs because...
« Reply #1375 on: 27 January, 2010, 09:55:08 pm »
And still are  :lol:

SmallBlueThing

  • Member
  • Bionic Fingers
  • *****
  • Posts: 6003
  • Wants to eat you.
    • View Profile
Re: Life Spugs because...
« Reply #1376 on: 28 January, 2010, 11:34:09 am »
I am sooooo tempted, in the light of the reanimation of the 'Bunsex Girl' thread, to re-christen myself 'BumSlugBoy'.

But I won't.

Sigh.

SBT
.

locustsofdeath!

  • Member
  • Battle Hardened War Robot
  • ****
  • Posts: 3735
  • crik-crik chirpy-burpy slurpy-slurpy crik-crik
    • View Profile
    • locust of death!
Re: Life Spugs because...
« Reply #1377 on: 28 January, 2010, 12:08:18 pm »
Surely, sbt, you've seen the film "Slugs". Be thankful it wasn't one of them...

The Legendary Shark

  • Member
  • Bionic Fingers
  • *****
  • Posts: 9499
  • Tip: Sharks only attack you if you're wet.
    • View Profile
    • The Sharkpool Blog
Re: Life Spugs because...
« Reply #1378 on: 28 January, 2010, 12:41:19 pm »
Slug Bum Tickler
~~~^~~~~~~~

Be excellent to each other. And party on!

https://www.giffgaff.com/orders/affiliate/the_legendary_shark


Blog.

COMMANDO FORCES

  • Member
  • CALL-ME-KENNETH!
  • *****
  • Posts: 12689
  • Being nice is my game!
    • View Profile
    • Cellar of Dredd
Re: Life Spugs because...
« Reply #1379 on: 28 January, 2010, 05:16:23 pm »
Just got this from Amazon - We regret to inform you that the following items have been delayed as we are still awaiting stock from our suppliers :  Aaron Dembski-Bowden "Judge Dredd: The Mega-City One Archives Vol. 1"Estimated arrival date: February 12 2010 - February 18 2010.
What is up with all 2000AD stuff like this, everything is always delayed, models, cards, figures, books, what next!!!!!
It's a good job I'm a patient man, no don't ask the wife :-X