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Re: Life Spugs because...
« Reply #1440 on: 03 February, 2010, 05:05:32 pm »
Yer woman from Masterchef - Monica? - held a strange appeal for me, that I don't quite understand. I believe she would only sleep with a man who had defeated her in combat.
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« Reply #1441 on: 03 February, 2010, 06:22:06 pm »
During my mum's last illness she would snooze while my brother and I watched that last series of Masterchef each night.  Bite marks on the back of my hand lasted for weeks - it was too funny, particularly that plum who scuppered their chances through their bad practice. 

And yeah, she came off as very Klingon didn't she?  I suspect she's had smiling lessons but didn't finish the course. 
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« Reply #1442 on: 03 February, 2010, 06:38:56 pm »
That last series of Masterchef was priceless - possible the only 'reality contest' show I've ever enjoyed.  OTOH if I heard the narrator say 'Michelin-star food' or 'Michel Roux Junior' just one more time it would have been beer-glass-through-the-telly time.

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« Reply #1443 on: 03 February, 2010, 06:47:46 pm »
I think it was the last show my mother ended up watching an entire episode of.  Made her chuckle too. 

The narrator was infuriating.  The big fella had some very odd mannerisms though.  I literally couldn't drag my eyes away if he was shovelling something into his gaping maw. 
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Re: Life Spugs because...
« Reply #1444 on: 04 February, 2010, 12:07:45 am »
What if you're making steak tartare on a bed of salad?

As Peter Kay said a thousand times, "the dirty bastards."  :lol:
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Re: Life Spugs because...
« Reply #1445 on: 04 February, 2010, 11:54:49 am »
As Peter Kay said a thousand times: "GARLIC BREAD?!?"

Talentless oaf, surfing the same routine for years on end, selling multiple versions of the same gig recorded in different locations....  Yawn.  Never been a less funny man.
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Re: Life Spugs because...
« Reply #1446 on: 04 February, 2010, 12:00:37 pm »
Ah, but "...covered in piss," from the toilet scene in Phoenix Nights - sublime.
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Re: Life Spugs because...
« Reply #1447 on: 04 February, 2010, 12:06:20 pm »
Only funny thing he was in was the "Wait till I get you upstairs" on the stairlift moment.  My mother very nearly threw up a lung laughing at that.
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Re: Life Spugs because...
« Reply #1448 on: 04 February, 2010, 12:06:30 pm »
Never been a less funny man.

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Re: Life Spugs because...
« Reply #1449 on: 04 February, 2010, 12:07:22 pm »
Without being racist or presenting Darts-based quizzes I mean.
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Re: Life Spugs because...
« Reply #1450 on: 04 February, 2010, 12:15:42 pm »
Without being racist or presenting Darts-based quizzes I mean.

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Re: Life Spugs because...
« Reply #1451 on: 04 February, 2010, 12:22:55 pm »
That pool sketch was kinda funny.
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« Reply #1452 on: 04 February, 2010, 12:28:37 pm »
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Re: Life Spugs because...
« Reply #1453 on: 04 February, 2010, 12:49:00 pm »
Yer woman from Masterchef - Monica? - held a strange appeal for me, that I don't quite understand. I believe she would only sleep with a man who had defeated her in combat.

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Re: Life Spugs because...
« Reply #1454 on: 04 February, 2010, 12:54:16 pm »
Oh boy, one character whose other half owns one of the flats in this block is really winding up me and others. He seems to latch onto odd details and totally misses the overall picture. Just unbelievable. And he doesn't let go. He says he will rectify things that are affecting the building and just doesn't do it, preferring to tamper rather than replace. I waste my time pointing this out to him for well over a month and he doesn't sort the problem. Then others start telling him he needs to sort things out and he sends an email to everyone on the committee suggesting I didn't inform him. So I email him, now including others reminding him of the ongoing reminders by email and he has reacted. To use an old fashioned school term he was "sussed". He has now gone into tit-for-tat revenge mode by email. What a bloody handful. Kept me awake until 3.30am I was so angry. It's chewing up my time and I am under extreme pressure with a work project this is all holding up. The guy has issues.