Stupid things people have actually said to you.

[Tjm86]

To be fair, that is not a completely unreasonable (albeit incorrectly phrased) question.  There are enough gamers on this site to be able corroborate this.

That said, I have had a pupil ask me how many sides there were on a six sided die in the past.   

[Apestrife]

To be fair, that is not a completely unreasonable (albeit incorrectly phrased) question.  There are enough gamers on this site to be able corroborate this.

That said, I have had a pupil ask me how many sides there were on a six sided die in the past.   

You're right. (even if it's not that long ago I actually saw a dice which had anything other than six sides to it)

But the dice in question was a six sided one. But when I think of it, said student wasn't the best when it came to maths. So I wouldn't put emphasis on "stupid".

Haha, and the answer to that was? 

[Rackle]

Once upon a time in a math class during a test, a classmate asked out teacher: "How many sides does a dice have?".

Our teacher said she refused to answer that.

She should have told him to roll for knowledge check (using a D20)

[Apestrife]

Once upon a time in a math class during a test, a classmate asked out teacher: "How many sides does a dice have?".

Our teacher said she refused to answer that.

She should have told him to roll for knowledge check (using a D20)

If we only were that clever. Can be said that where I grew up Ludo was the norm when it came to table top gaming

[sheridan]

Taking the topic on a tangent:

A newly qualified nurse was sent over to our stores today for a set of Fallopian tubes.

Cue hilarity and laughter.

Bolt-01

That's scary - not somebody just starting a nursing course, but somebody who has actually qualified!

[Tjm86]

Haha, and the answer to that was? 

... 42!

[paddykafka]

A neighbour's girl-friend was astounded to discover that there were "...Homosexuals going back as far as the 18th Century

[Mardroid]

I overheard a lady at work saying she wasn't keen on pork because it tasted too much of pig.

To be fair, she isn't stupid at all, (and I kind of get what she means.), but she comes out with amusing things.