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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #465 on: 05 February, 2010, 08:32:39 PM »
my daughter is four and already has learned how to pickpocket dad's wallet.

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #466 on: 05 February, 2010, 08:46:19 PM »
my daughter is four and already has learned how to pickpocket dad's wallet.

Dunkzilla!  At least she'll never go hungry.

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #467 on: 06 February, 2010, 11:58:21 AM »
Be excellent to each other. And party on!

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #468 on: 06 February, 2010, 03:36:59 PM »
I have cleared the blockage in my vacuum cleaner. Now I don't have purple hair all over the carpet anymore....

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #469 on: 06 February, 2010, 03:48:49 PM »
And they say the spirit of Carry-On is dead...
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #470 on: 06 February, 2010, 08:08:11 PM »
Talking of Carry On, I saw a Kenneth Williams impersonator and a very unconvincing performance of Joan Sims at the theatre today in 'Stop Messing About.' It was sort of okay. Sometimes. And, for the benefit of Tips, it was full of knob gags!
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #471 on: 06 February, 2010, 08:09:03 PM »
I'm fond of using my knob AS a gag.  I wonder if this gets the Tips Seal of Approval?
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #472 on: 06 February, 2010, 08:10:51 PM »
I'm fond of using my knob AS a gag.

I'm so glad there's nothing funny about mine!  :lol:
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #473 on: 06 February, 2010, 08:17:01 PM »
I'm fond of using my knob AS a gag.

You must have a flexible back or a very long knob :lol:

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #474 on: 06 February, 2010, 08:29:42 PM »
boys.... *sigh*

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #475 on: 06 February, 2010, 08:43:03 PM »
I know it was a cheap gag, but I couldn't resist.  Apologies.

And CF - it's neither.  Sadly.
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #476 on: 06 February, 2010, 09:00:27 PM »
Cheap??? That's very nearly free!


Here's another one:

What did one cocksucker say to the other?

"Mmmffglubbfllbblublub"
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #477 on: 07 February, 2010, 11:35:16 AM »
heh.

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #478 on: 07 February, 2010, 01:52:43 PM »
my daughter is four and already has learned how to pickpocket dad's wallet.

Dunkzilla!  At least she'll never go hungry.

she had three breakfasts today!!!!


and please dont use the phrase " a cheap gag" when discussing knobs fried egg butty being snorted down the nose is quite painful :o

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #479 on: 09 February, 2010, 12:17:48 PM »
I just watched two old women trying to pick up dog shit on the other side of the street as I'm sat typing on here at the bay window. Their tiny dogs were pulling on the leads and making it hilarious to watch them try to bag the filth.
I should have got the video camer out.