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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #555 on: 24 May, 2010, 11:18:04 PM »

Life is sometimes okay because I step outside my house to find a half naked neighbour mowing her lawn.

Top half or bottom half?
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #556 on: 24 May, 2010, 11:50:23 PM »
I believe appreciating the sight of a beautiful person is not sexist.

I believe that as well.

I couldnt tell if Vzzbux was being serious or not so i didnt comment on it.Anyway i please myself in what i do or dont look at.
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #557 on: 24 May, 2010, 11:59:59 PM »
On a related note, the warm weather has prompted the milfy goddess that is my nephews teacher to descend on the pick up point in clothes that can only be described as indecent. Lovely.

She still annoys the hell out of me with her teaching methods but I can honestly say, flying fucking commas were the last thing on my mind today.
 
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #558 on: 25 May, 2010, 10:11:07 AM »
FLYING COMMAS?

It's not as if they're use is even slightly comma-like which might have been an excuse.  What's wrong with kids just learning the word for something EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD USES?

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #559 on: 25 May, 2010, 08:23:09 PM »
I believe appreciating the sight of a beautiful person is not sexist.

I believe that as well.

I couldnt tell if Vzzbux was being serious or not so i didnt comment on it.Anyway i please myself in what i do or dont look at.

Don't worry Pete I am just being an arse hole.






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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #560 on: 25 May, 2010, 08:25:53 PM »
I believe appreciating the sight of a beautiful person is not sexist.

I believe that as well.

I couldnt tell if Vzzbux was being serious or not so i didnt comment on it.Anyway i please myself in what i do or dont look at.

Don't worry Pete I am just being an arse hole.






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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #561 on: 30 May, 2010, 12:18:26 AM »
...the really, really vile, disgusting smell coming from a neighbour's garden turned out to be a hideous shrub with blue blossoms rather than anything more unsavoury. I can only imagine the damn thing must be pollinated by flies.
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #562 on: 30 May, 2010, 10:18:26 AM »
Managed to sleep in until 08:40 this morning without the kids waking me up.

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #563 on: 31 May, 2010, 04:25:33 PM »
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #564 on: 01 June, 2010, 11:06:21 PM »
Charlie Sheen goin' to jail.
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #565 on: 02 June, 2010, 01:46:46 AM »
I found a replacement water bottle. It was originally (and still is?) a Pepsi bottle.
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #566 on: 02 June, 2010, 04:31:43 AM »
My new computer is in the country and with the local courier (pitty they cant tell me who it is so i can hassle the shit out of them).  Supply date is still listed as 8 June but if I'm lucky it might get here before the week end.

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #567 on: 03 June, 2010, 09:16:18 PM »
Found out we'd be dissecting hearts in Biology.

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #568 on: 03 June, 2010, 09:17:16 PM »
Whose? :)
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #569 on: 03 June, 2010, 09:29:13 PM »
Roger's mother's.
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