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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #210 on: 16 October, 2009, 10:54:54 pm »
You're all wrong. It's Nice n Spicy all the way.
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #211 on: 17 October, 2009, 08:20:47 am »
My favourite crisps are as follows-

Walkers Marmite,
Walkers Steak & Onion,
Walkers Prawn Cocktail,
Walkers Smokey Bacon,
Walkers BBQ Rib,
Pringles Texas BBQ Sauce,
Pringles Smokin Ribs,
Hula Hoops Barbeque Beef,
McCoy's Flame Grilled Steak,
McCoys's Oriental Ribs,
Discos BBQ Beef,
etc...

As you can see dead animal flavour is the flavour for me. Saying that I bet most of these crisps are okay for vegetarians.

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #212 on: 17 October, 2009, 10:41:13 am »
Nowt wrong with that son.
Nowt?  Son?

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #213 on: 17 October, 2009, 10:44:13 am »
Hopefully it makes sense in context?

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #214 on: 17 October, 2009, 10:53:27 am »
Of course it does, Walkalone.  I'm merely joshing you by mocking your groovy northern speech patterns (I'm a Londoner, everything north of Watford is the dim and distant North, full of soap opera cliches and non-chain boozers staffed by brassy old matriarchs like that animal print bird in Coronation Street).

I only mock because I quite like the sound of lots of northern expressions but could NEVER get away with them with my accent.  Other than quoting Alinson's bread adverts of course.

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #215 on: 17 October, 2009, 10:54:20 am »
Sorry to disappoint, I don't actually talk like that either.
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #216 on: 17 October, 2009, 11:25:02 am »
As you can see dead animal flavour is the flavour for me. Saying that I bet most of these crisps are okay for vegetarians.
I'm a big fan of the taste of dead animals, yet I really don't like any of the "meaty" crisp flavours. Prawn cocktail are good though, especially Skips.
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« Reply #217 on: 17 October, 2009, 11:37:53 am »
especially Skips.

Grrr Skips the bane of my youth and not just cos I hate Prawn Cocktail favour BUT mainly cos of the adverts featuring 'Clumsy Colin'. As if having the name itself wasn't burden enough through life!

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #218 on: 17 October, 2009, 11:52:09 am »
I don't like to eat Nik-Naks because for a snack food they're very dense which makes me suspicious of how much oil and chemicals they might contain.
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #219 on: 17 October, 2009, 06:50:10 pm »
especially Skips.

Grrr Skips the bane of my youth and not just cos I hate Prawn Cocktail favour BUT mainly cos of the adverts featuring 'Clumsy Colin'. As if having the name itself wasn't burden enough through life!
There's a London talk radio station where one of the presenters has a Rule of Colin (which basically SAYS he never lets Colins on the air, in practice he merely wonders aloud why a Colin has slipped through - not too entertaining).

His other rule, though, is gold.  The Rule of Widdecombe.  If unsure of what you think about an issue, find out what Ann Widdecombe thinks and take the opposite view.
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #220 on: 17 October, 2009, 07:12:19 pm »
As you can see dead animal flavour is the flavour for me. Saying that I bet most of these crisps are okay for vegetarians.

They are. But the likes of Salt and Vinegar aren't. Check the packets. It makes no sense to me but I'm not complaining cos I f'ing adore Smokey Bacon and throw up at the smell of Salt and Vinegar so I can indulge with a clear conscience.

I don't like to eat Nik-Naks because for a snack food they're very dense which makes me suspicious of how much oil and chemicals they might contain.

The same thought occured to me once. Then I though, sod it, they're gorgeous. They're on my list, depressingly short these days, of permissable vices. A man must have some pleasures.
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #221 on: 17 October, 2009, 07:34:41 pm »
All this crisp talk is making me hungry. Luckily we've ordered 35, 52, 63, 70, 88 & 121 from the Chinese. Can't wait to scoff that lot down!

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #222 on: 17 October, 2009, 09:32:29 pm »
Why did they get rid of the original Beef Monster Munch? used to love them as a kid, then they changed it to BBQ, NOT THE SAME FLAVOUR, bring them back walkers.






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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #223 on: 17 October, 2009, 09:35:06 pm »
Probably due to the Mad Cow scare. Heinz got rid of Beef soup at that time as well. I bloody loved that flavour.

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #224 on: 17 October, 2009, 10:13:51 pm »
Turns out she didn't die after all.
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