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Mike Gloady

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #255 on: 26 October, 2009, 06:36:12 pm »
"Silence is consent" eh?

Maybe.  Or rohypnol.

I don't think that'll stand up in court.
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #256 on: 26 October, 2009, 08:11:31 pm »
That goes a long way to explaining so much - let's send him to Afghanistan and see how the Taliban feel about him

Lets hope they are more impressed than i am but he looks like a member of East 17 and looks annoying.


Imagine the thickest member of E17, double it - you'll still be nowhere near his level of idiocy. To borrow an insult 'He's so dense, light bends around him'
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #257 on: 26 October, 2009, 08:31:27 pm »
Imagine the thickest member of E17, double it - you'll still be nowhere near his level of idiocy.

What, even the one who ran himself over in his own car?

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #258 on: 26 October, 2009, 08:32:50 pm »
Hey, that takes great skill and dedication to lay there as it approaches you!

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #259 on: 26 October, 2009, 08:59:36 pm »
His band make the Black Eyed Peas sound like fucking Rachmaninoff.
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #260 on: 26 October, 2009, 09:01:25 pm »
'Bless You' Roger.

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #262 on: 26 October, 2009, 10:07:21 pm »
Imagine the thickest member of E17, double it - you'll still be nowhere near his level of idiocy.

What, even the one who ran himself over in his own car?

Even thicker than him - Chris Moyles mocks him for his idiocy, now THAT'S thick!
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #263 on: 26 October, 2009, 10:17:34 pm »
Oh, you mean the terrible 'urban' version of a Killers song that was arse to begin with.

Incidently was the rapping guy this bloke?
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #264 on: 26 October, 2009, 10:44:43 pm »
 I am sure "Dappy" is meant to mean thick as i have heard it used in that context.
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #265 on: 26 October, 2009, 11:07:03 pm »
AA Gill shot a baboon. http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/oct/26/aa-gill-shoot-baboon
I always thought that AA Gill character is a moron. Seems that I was right. He shot a baboon "to get a sense of what it's like to kill someone". Yeah, nice one, jerkov.

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #266 on: 27 October, 2009, 09:05:48 am »
Twonk.

I get a sense of that by playing call of duty while drinking bleach. *

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #267 on: 27 October, 2009, 11:25:55 am »
Life is sort of okay today, all day, because I got a load of washing hung out and it's bright and not raining, I'm happy with my new haircut, the electrician has already been and he intalled four angled spotlights for me for a low, low price, and after we've finished re-sanding the hall floor in preparation for varnishing we can say goodbye to the ever-settling pall of dust that has found its way into every room since we started stripping the wallpaper off and worse back in June. Ahead of me I can see wiping down the woodwork with white spirit, some filling, miles and miles of caulking to be done, and two ceilings to paint. It's marvellous to be be putting things back together again after a whole summer spent ripping out half-arsed workmanship that was older than I am.
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #268 on: 29 October, 2009, 12:16:25 am »
...tax rebate!  ;D
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #269 on: 29 October, 2009, 12:37:15 am »
AA Gill shot a baboon. http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/oct/26/aa-gill-shoot-baboon
I always thought that AA Gill character is a moron. Seems that I was right. He shot a baboon "to get a sense of what it's like to kill someone". Yeah, nice one, jerkov.

Gordon Ramsey kicked him out of his restaurant for being obnoxious to members of his staff.

I would have done the same if not worse as i cant stand the sight of the conceited pseudo intellectual smug POS.

He even looks smug and full of himself and i find him annoying to look at.

Eeuurrgghh.
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