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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #330 on: 12 November, 2009, 06:40:30 pm »
My 3-year old just slipped and fell in the bath.  He then loudly announced that he'd hurt his willy and his tentacles.

Much poorly stifled bad=parent laughter ensued.

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #331 on: 12 November, 2009, 06:46:47 pm »
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #332 on: 12 November, 2009, 06:50:27 pm »
My 3-year old just slipped and fell in the bath.  He then loudly announced that he'd hurt his willy and his tentacles.

Much poorly stifled bad=parent laughter ensued.

Tell him you will hurt them some more if he doesnt shut up.
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #333 on: 12 November, 2009, 08:27:09 pm »
Got home today and Robbie and his friend Olivia were playing and Robbie started smacking her bum. When he stopped she said Do it again I was enjoying that. Bear in mind they have not long turned 5.

I really think we are going to have to watch them when they get older.





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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #334 on: 12 November, 2009, 08:43:36 pm »
Got home today and Robbie and his friend Olivia were playing and Robbie started smacking her bum. When he stopped she said Do it again I was enjoying that. Bear in mind they have not long turned 5.

I really think we are going to have to watch them when they get older.


Heh. My youngest, nearly 5, LOVES his bum being smacked.  ???  I think they all do at that age.

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #335 on: 13 November, 2009, 12:16:10 pm »
 :-\Heh. My youngest, nearly 5, LOVES his bum being smacked.    I think they all do at that age.  :-\

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #336 on: 13 November, 2009, 02:32:45 pm »
I'm going out for an Italian meal tonight with my most long-lived (you see? I do occasionally let them live) girl chum - huzzah!
I was going to procrastinate but I think I'll leave it till tomorrow

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #337 on: 13 November, 2009, 02:56:52 pm »
My oldest mate spent the afternoon at my house.... soldering home-made effects units for his muso-chums and kick-starting a hopefully successful cottage industry.  We ate ham and cheese toasties and listened to the Beatles stereo box set.  Cracking stuff.
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #338 on: 13 November, 2009, 03:00:55 pm »
Did he bring his little dog with him?
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #339 on: 13 November, 2009, 03:21:31 pm »
Kids, eh?

Life's sort of okay because on the phone last night my mum told me the twins (nephews) are really enjoying playing with everything we sent them in a parcel for their first birthday: the extra soft and shiny stuffed toys, the whale and submarine bath toys I got when I was choosing a bath from The Bath Store, and the crackly, stuffed cloth 'cot book' - apparently the crackly noise of the scrunchy plastic inside the book testified that they were playing with that one for a good hour on Sunday morning in their adjoining cots, burbling away contentendly.
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #340 on: 13 November, 2009, 03:25:00 pm »
Adam and his gear arrived via his mother's cab.  Taffy was in the back, but it's best not to let him out.  He's a bit mad.
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #341 on: 13 November, 2009, 03:54:03 pm »
Adam and his gear arrived via his mother's cab.  Taffy was in the back, but it's best not to let him out.  He's a bit mad.

Dunno why, but this reads like the starting point for a particularly gruesome issue of Hellblazer...

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #342 on: 13 November, 2009, 03:58:16 pm »
Things are good at present because I'm going to see Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine in concert both tonight and tomorrow. And tomorrow daytime I'm meeting up with my sister and my nephew.

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #343 on: 13 November, 2009, 04:21:14 pm »
Adam and his gear arrived via his mother's cab.  Taffy was in the back, but it's best not to let him out.  He's a bit mad.

Dunno why, but this reads like the starting point for a particularly gruesome issue of Hellblazer...

Then Adam removed the gear from the car and took it inside the house and set it up .

Keep watching this thread to find out what happened next and what mayhem was caused by letting Taffy out of the back of the car.

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #344 on: 13 November, 2009, 04:25:32 pm »
Things are good at present because I'm going to see Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine in concert both tonight and tomorrow. And tomorrow daytime I'm meeting up with my sister and my nephew.

Colin Zeal going to see Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine? Is this story set in the 1990s?

Quite cool either way.  8)
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