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Mike Gloady

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #540 on: 20 May, 2010, 11:06:41 pm »
I'm with you there, HoU!
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #541 on: 21 May, 2010, 03:17:33 pm »
Life is sometimes okay because I step outside my housing block to find a half naked gardener mowing the lawn. A tattooed longhaired lithe sort of fellow. We have a good management company.

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #542 on: 21 May, 2010, 10:39:16 pm »
Life is sometimes okay because I step outside my housing block to find a half naked gardener mowing the lawn. A tattooed longhaired lithe sort of fellow. We have a good management company.

That is so sexist.







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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #543 on: 24 May, 2010, 11:16:41 am »
I feel a Spinal Tap moment coming on, but I always do when I hear the word "sexist"
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #544 on: 24 May, 2010, 12:19:33 pm »
My parents paid off the mortgage.
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #545 on: 24 May, 2010, 06:33:20 pm »
I believe appreciating the sight of a beautiful person is not sexist. Making assumptions about them based on their gender and beauty would be. I'm less certain about pictures of scantily clad people being used to sell things though. On the whole I think I'm against.

Anyway, life is sort of okay today because I have a new camera on its way after my old one was nicked/lost. My friend has got engaged to a lovely chap and I had a fun weekend to look back on in which I was actually sociable.

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #546 on: 24 May, 2010, 06:40:46 pm »
I'm with SG on this.  And I'll be ctrl+C, ctrl+V ing that justification as much as possible. 
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #547 on: 24 May, 2010, 06:48:33 pm »
I'm with SG on this.  And I'll be ctrl+C, ctrl+V ing that justification as much as possible. 

I agree with you, Mike. He can come and trim the hedge across the road from me if he likes.  ;)
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #548 on: 24 May, 2010, 07:10:43 pm »
MMMMMMMM, half naked man..... *inner voice: er, hang on.... ah, what the hell.*
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #549 on: 24 May, 2010, 07:13:39 pm »
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #550 on: 24 May, 2010, 07:17:36 pm »
No, I've given them up.  I was on over 20 a day at one point though.
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #551 on: 24 May, 2010, 07:35:04 pm »
Christ, I bet that smarted a bit.

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #552 on: 24 May, 2010, 07:36:59 pm »
Yeah, I guess.  I tell you my lungs were FUCKED for ages after giving up.  Every now and then I fancy one, just the one - not even chugging three or four in a go - but I know what I'm like.  I'll keep going until I run out.
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #553 on: 24 May, 2010, 08:17:39 pm »
Zzzoooom!

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #554 on: 24 May, 2010, 10:29:52 pm »

Life is sometimes okay because I step outside my house to find a half naked neighbour mowing her lawn. A slender tall woman with curves in all the right places. We have a good neighbourhood.






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