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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #1125 on: 20 February, 2012, 03:56:58 pm »
a bit like his mum
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #1126 on: 20 February, 2012, 05:23:55 pm »
a bit like his mum

By "carpet" I had assumed that was what we were talking about.
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #1127 on: 20 February, 2012, 05:49:29 pm »
by carpet he means over grown hairy minge!
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #1128 on: 20 February, 2012, 06:07:51 pm »
Please try to be sensible, chaps. 




I wouldn't have enough grout.

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #1129 on: 22 February, 2012, 07:11:27 pm »
I returned my overdue library books and it turns out they're having a fine amnesty. With the pound I saved, I then bought the first three issues of Last American from a local charity shop.
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #1130 on: 22 February, 2012, 07:44:03 pm »
Nothing is more satisfying than occupying my unassailable plot on the moral high ground that comes from not having children so once again you lose.

How is not having children a 'Moral High Ground'

you tit. please piss off


he means he's a virgin so he can afford to be moral with all us notches on his moms bedpost ;)

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #1131 on: 23 February, 2012, 12:45:53 am »
Please try to be sensible, chaps. 




I wouldn't have enough grout.

You don't need grout to lay a carpet.
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #1132 on: 24 February, 2012, 12:54:58 pm »
It's become mild enough to have the windows and doors open a bit so I can start to get some fresh air into the house and get rid of all the dust and shit floating in the atmosphere which I'm developing an allergy to.
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #1133 on: 24 February, 2012, 03:43:31 pm »
Just watched a digger with a pneumatic arm cut out, then howk out individual cobble stones, now all we need is two of them on an exo-skelington and we have a battle droid worth its salt  :D
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #1134 on: 24 February, 2012, 03:51:39 pm »
Got up, way too early, this morning and was bored. So i decided to count the copper jar. Its full but there was only £12 in it. hrumph
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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #1135 on: 24 February, 2012, 05:06:21 pm »
Got up, way too early, this morning and was bored. So i decided to count the copper jar. Its full but there was only £12 in it. hrumph

It's always the same.  You pick up a jar weighing a ton and you think "Brilliant, gonna be loads in here" and then when you get to the end it turns out to be, well... coppers.  My money bottle is an old 3 litre vodka bottle that I scrounged up when we lived in a pub and it holds loads.

In other news I decided to use the first of my nine days off to go to Whitby.  Turned out to be quite nice once I got there, and fish & chips is always welcome

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #1136 on: 24 February, 2012, 05:21:26 pm »
Counting coppers? Pah. I feed them into one of those counting machines they have in supermarkets, and gladly pay their commission.

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #1137 on: 24 February, 2012, 05:25:13 pm »
Do they still have those. The one in my local Barclays was removed because apparently they are hideously unreliable. (Which might be OK for a supermaket but not for a Bank)

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #1138 on: 24 February, 2012, 05:27:57 pm »
Oh yes. Every Bonfire Night, I help out with the official event here. It's volunteer-run and in aid of charity - and enormously rewarding. I've been taking part for 10 years.

But it has taught me to avoid touching coins. When you've counted out 10 grand in cash, you learn. Coins are filthy!

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Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
« Reply #1139 on: 24 February, 2012, 05:35:05 pm »
I regular sweep the house of these and the machine at the local superstore deals with the manky job of counting. average about 15 quid a time, result!  there must be tons of metal used up in hunards of jars filled with coins around the country,  I'm happy to recycle em!! 
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