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Re: Threadjacking!
« Reply #7185 on: 20 September, 2020, 12:19:06 AM »
Oh, look! Another case (sic) of an uncased sausage, that (as it bears the appellation "sausage") is, of course, a sausage:



I think you need to relax and allow uncased sausages to insert themselves (into your life).
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Re: Threadjacking!
« Reply #7186 on: 20 September, 2020, 01:19:11 AM »
No.

Just tell me where I can find these 'healthstartsinthekitchen' bastards. I'll show them what a sausage is.

That's a meat patty. And if it's 'healthy', you're missing the point of sausages entirely.

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« Reply #7187 on: 20 September, 2020, 10:16:23 AM »

Back in the dim and distant, my granny used to make sausages for special occasions like Christmas, coronations and cremations. She had all the required and vaguely distressing Victorian equipment kept in a box under the stairs. My little brother and I used to eat the sausages she made raw - they were delicious.

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« Reply #7188 on: 20 September, 2020, 01:26:59 PM »
 :lol

What about veggie sausages? Or the awesome Simo n Howie veggie square sausage just to doubly fuck you up?
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Re: Threadjacking!
« Reply #7189 on: 20 September, 2020, 02:43:22 PM »
If this was a Labour forum the lot of you would have starring roles in an anti-semitiism probe by now.

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« Reply #7190 on: 20 September, 2020, 08:40:14 PM »
From that famous web-site we all know and love, Don't Go Bacon My Heart, comes a recipe that will trouble the nefarious cased-sausage brigade: it's "Easy Homemade Skinless Sausages"!
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Re: Threadjacking!
« Reply #7191 on: 20 September, 2020, 09:04:38 PM »
Well there it is. I always knew deep down, but now it's official.

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« Reply #7192 on: 20 September, 2020, 09:43:39 PM »

Either that or a load of baloney.

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Re: Threadjacking!
« Reply #7193 on: 20 September, 2020, 10:52:17 PM »
Weli, it ain't chopped liver.

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« Reply #7194 on: 21 September, 2020, 12:07:45 AM »
The proof is in the pudding: in this case, a beautiful Savory Sausage [uncased] and Cheddar Bread Pudding.

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« Reply #7195 on: 21 September, 2020, 05:14:40 PM »
Good point. The internet can go from nought to full whinge in 0.003 seconds.

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« Reply #7196 on: 21 September, 2020, 05:46:17 PM »

0.00257, actually. Why can no one around here be presise?

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« Reply #7197 on: Today at 05:09:17 AM »
Mathematically speaking W, the ratio for internet whinging, is the result of dividing the time to process a statement by the length of the given statement, that is:

W = (time to process / length of statement).

Given that all internet arguments are circular this can be represented geometrically where processing time is constantly revolving and the length of the statement is the diameter of the circle.

Hence there are no integers t or l for which t*l is an integer, therefore w is irrational.

Consequently it is impossible to be fully precise about the length of time for any given statement to produce a whinge and it can only be given to an appropriate degree of accuracy.