As unemployment falls to its lowest level for over forty years.
Always good to hear positives
It's the kind of good maths that will make post-Brexit Britain a global economic superpower: instead of one person being taken off the unemployment list because he works a 40 hour week, 40 people work one hour a week and that way not only do all of them get taken off the unemployed list, but none of them make enough to qualify for the protections of full employment so the employer saves money. Plus they don't actually work one hour
every week, so even more people get to have a go at being "fully employed".
Soon, even though no-one in the UK actually has a job, everyone will be employed.
I'll miss the UK when I and the ground beneath my feet become Irish in about... ohhhh 6 years at the outside? I'd joke that the UK will have a bit of bother finding medical staff and teachers once that happens, but luckily the Tories have made that a moot concern already.