I owe you big time for this, Pete - ticks an important box for me, this one.
A pleasure sir! It was hard to let it go but it was worth it for those photos of you in the bath...
I'd long suspected this was the secret of ming's collection... but now I wonder if Pete trades his own special tub-time snaps to pay for all those commissions? 
Oh Noes! My secret's out! Luckily, a strategically positioned loofah protects my modesty in most pics. In my defence, I was young and needed the money.
By comparison, the number of art droids with compromising pics of Pete must, by now, be
staggering.
